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really queer Christmas
Apr 22, 2014

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/401472926312038412/845877326045511741/video0-203.mp4





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The Anime Liker
Aug 8, 2009

by VideoGames
He looks old as gently caress to me with his Will Arnett hairline and foldy face, but then I hang with chubby gay twinks who believe in skin care so the average 35 year old I know looks 20.

TremorX
Jan 19, 2001

All Hail Big Hairy Mike

Pissed Ape Sexist posted:

New hostas will sprout, just trim those leaves with rot.

Green new leaves will bud in time, but if leaves don't come you've got an option:

Vines



Vines

I just want you to know that I see you and value your input.

Gravitas Shortfall
Jul 17, 2007

Utility is seven-eighths Proximity.



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ETfiUYij5UE

Vim Fuego
Jun 1, 2000


Ultra Carp

Mr. Bad Guy posted:

I know I'm late, and yeah, trap sprung, but can someone confirm that this is a prank maze?

edit: GOD DAMNIT QUOTING REVEALS MY FOOLISHNESS in my defense I was specifically reading on my pc so I could do the maze more easily.

jesus christ he even has the ring

lmao

Infinitum
Jul 30, 2004


Collapsing Farts
Jun 29, 2018

💀
What is a 30 year old supposed to look like?

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

Facebook Aunt posted:

He could be lying on his profile. A guy in his 40s who doesn't want to date women in their 40s could lie about their age to pursue younger women without seeming creepy.

That's definitely even more creepy!

Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule



Correct answer! For me it's specifically a stupid little tool that is used for a bespoke purpose that I will use exactly once (and a second time when I need to show someone "Ah ha, I have just the tool for this task")

Jaxyon
Mar 7, 2016
I’m just saying I would like to see a man beat a woman in a cage. Just to be sure.

How! posted:

I work on that show and that’s loving real.

I love my job but god drat I am destroying civilization

add some lesbians to the cast and watch how bad the men look

also start a loving thread i have so many questions

The Anime Liker
Aug 8, 2009

by VideoGames

Collapsing Farts posted:

What is a 30 year old supposed to look like?

16 years older than someone a republican congressman would gently caress.

Lodin
Jul 31, 2003

by Fluffdaddy


OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

Stealth Tiger posted:

it is really weird to learn that someone you know is going on the bachelorette from the meme thread, and also he looks exactly early 30's why are you all strange like this

Can you expand on what his job as "skin salesman" involves?

mobby_6kl
Aug 9, 2009

by Fluffdaddy
Running a leather shop in Arizona

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!

OwlFancier posted:

Can you expand on what his job as "skin salesman" involves?

Bear rugs.

flavor.flv
Apr 18, 2008

I got a letter from the government the other day
opened it, read it
it said they was bitches




Promotional tattoo broker

fartknocker
Oct 28, 2012


Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.



Wedge Regret

OwlFancier posted:

Can you expand on what his job as "skin salesman" involves?

Porn sommelier.

itskage
Aug 26, 2003



I want to laugh but him hung up on "light fierce".

Brawnfire
Jul 13, 2004

🎧Listen to Cylindricule!🎵
https://linktr.ee/Cylindricule

OwlFancier posted:

Can you expand on what his job as "skin salesman" involves?

It was one of the of the more popular Assyrian vendors

Mae
Aug 1, 2010

Supesudandi wa, kukan-nai no dandidesu

He sells knives from CS GO on steam

gleebster
Dec 16, 2006

Only a howler
Pillbug

fartknocker posted:

Porn sommelier.

So, a spitter?

Empty Sandwich
Apr 22, 2008

goatse mugs

fartknocker posted:

Porn sommelier.

"ah, 2003... a very fine year."

Infinitum
Jul 30, 2004


They sell tiny lizards and can't spell

Dixville
Nov 4, 2008

I don't think!
Ham Wrangler

trapped mouse
May 25, 2008

by Azathoth

:ssh: the dogs don't either

Modal Auxiliary
Jan 14, 2005









rodbeard
Jul 21, 2005


I couldn't figure out who this dude reminded me last night but now that I slept on it I realized he's Randall Flagg

Sereri
Sep 30, 2008

awwwrigami

trapped mouse posted:

:ssh: the dogs don't either

There are dogs that are more than happy to point out your drugs to the authorities. No such cats exist.

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

I think the suggestion is that drug sniffer dogs aren't real and they are actually just a pretext for racial profiling.

The Anime Liker
Aug 8, 2009

by VideoGames
Cats, being assholes, would absolutely narc on you if they understood what was happening. They'd plant drugs on people just for the hell of it.

Dogs, being pure beings, don't understand they're being exploited to hurt people.

Space Cadet Omoly
Jan 15, 2014

~Groovy~


A HORNY SWEARENGEN posted:

Cats, being assholes, would absolutely narc on you if they understood what was happening. They'd plant drugs on people just for the hell of it.

Dogs, being pure beings, don't understand they're being exploited to hurt people.

Bold of you to assume the cats would plant the drugs rather than immediately take them and get high as gently caress:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1MdBGuPgAXM

Cats LOVE drugs.

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


Paint Crop Pro
Mar 22, 2007

Find someone who values you like Rick Spielman values 7th round picks.




New 4th Mic on Cumtown lookin good

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

A HORNY SWEARENGEN posted:

Cats, being assholes, would absolutely narc on you if they understood what was happening. They'd plant drugs on people just for the hell of it.

Dogs, being pure beings, don't understand they're being exploited to hurt people.

Dog fuckers really believe this poo poo lol

Dixville
Nov 4, 2008

I don't think!
Ham Wrangler

Space Cadet Omoly posted:

Bold of you to assume the cats would plant the drugs rather than immediately take them and get high as gently caress:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1MdBGuPgAXM

Cats LOVE drugs.

Hey, :catdrugs: exists for a reason!

RFC2324
Jun 7, 2012

http 418

Dixville posted:

Hey, :catdrugs: exists for a reason!

one day I will order some of the legendary d8 poo poo and get my cat hiiiiigh as fuuuuuuck

Turpitude II
Nov 10, 2014

OwlFancier posted:

I think the suggestion is that drug sniffer dogs aren't real and they are actually just a pretext for racial profiling.

https://reason.com/2021/05/13/the-police-dog-who-cried-drugs-at-every-traffic-stop/

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

It doesn't even have to be intentional, if the dog is capable of detecting that the cops are happy when it finds something it will make the find reaction just for that reason, or in response to subconscious cues by the cops when they "expect" to find drugs. The behaviour has been demonstrated quite famously.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Clever_Hans

E: and also apparently is specifically provable in sniffer dogs lmao

https://www.economist.com/blogs/babbage/2011/02/animal_behaviour&fsrc=nwl

OwlFancier has a new favorite as of 19:34 on May 23, 2021

Cocaine Bear
Nov 4, 2011

ACAB

Are you telling me cops are terrible at every aspect of their jobs and always have been? Wild if true.

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Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

Cocaine Bear posted:

Are you telling me cops are terrible at every aspect of their jobs and always have been? Wild if true.

It's almost hard to believe. They're not even good at keeping police dogs alive for instance

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