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H.P. Hovercraft
Jan 12, 2004

one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse
Slippery Tilde
https://twitter.com/berniesjohnson/status/1276753810459971584

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Laterite
Mar 14, 2007

It's Gutfest '89
Grimey Drawer

trump's dad gave good brain

DACK FAYDEN
Feb 25, 2013

Bear Witness

Laterite posted:

trump's dad gave good brain
drat

gimme the GOD DAMN candy
Jul 1, 2007
well yeah, his brain was always trying to escape his skull so he had a unique expertise in that field.

Lib and let die
Aug 26, 2004

Echo Chamber posted:

We're supposed to share funny poo poo in this thread, not the most boring half hour of my life.

The episode of The Big Bang theory with Elon Musk

ClassActionFursuit
Mar 15, 2006

El_Elegante posted:

Donald’s trumps inability to acknowledge loss has lead to the de facto reversal of the voting rights act

I'm pretty sure the de facto reversal of the voting rights act is a result of the de jure reversal of the voting rights act in 2013

Tubgoat
Jun 30, 2013

by sebmojo

Lib and let die posted:

The episode of The Big Bang theory with Elon Musk

Oh god how did I not realise that this exists. :cry: It's definitely in the top 100 worst TV shows ever written.

Animal-Mother
Feb 14, 2012

RABBIT RABBIT
RABBIT RABBIT
Hillary and De Blasio's "CP time" joke.

El_Elegante
Jul 3, 2004

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Biscuit Hider

LastInLine posted:

I'm pretty sure the de facto reversal of the voting rights act is a result of the de jure reversal of the voting rights act in 2013

well,

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

gimme the GOD drat candy posted:

well yeah, his brain was always trying to escape his skull so he had a unique expertise in that field.

He was a secret kennedy?

gimme the GOD DAMN candy
Jul 1, 2007

Milo and POTUS posted:

He was a secret kennedy?

oh, you've never seen a picture? fred trump had a deeply confusing and unnaturally shaped head.

Lib and let die
Aug 26, 2004

Tubgoat posted:

Oh god how did I not realise that this exists. :cry: It's definitely in the top 100 worst TV shows ever written.

Suffer.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KGR5HP3KSBk

Punkin Spunkin
Jan 1, 2010
just the screencap of his goofy seth macfarlane rear end plastic face is enough suffering for me

Mantis42
Jul 26, 2010

During the 1840 elections the Whigs finally saw a chance to govern after 12 years of Jacksonian Democrat rule. The economy shat itself during the Panic of 1837 and the national mood turned sharply against the presidency of Martin Van Buren. They were basically guaranteed a victory no matter who they ran, but who should they run? Adopting the national party convention format based on the one the Anti-Masonic Party had pioneered, they went through a very contentious nominating process. Henry Clay, the most prominent Whig nationally and former presidential candidate, came close to cinching the nomination on the first few ballots but fell short. Instead, war hero William Henry Harrison emerged the winner and would go on to win the general election.

If you know anything about Harrison you know that he died pretty much immediately after becoming president, which is a funny story in it's own right. But you might not know much about John Tyler, his vice president. Tyler was a former Democrat who had broken with his party over the Nullification Crisis. By adding him to the ticket the Whigs were hoping to draw more Southern votes to the ticket. The thing is, Tyler was opposed to basically the entire Whig project. Upon assuming the presidency he spent his entire time quarrelling with a Congress that was ostensibly controlled by his own party. He would veto their legislation and they would debate impeaching him. In the end, nothing much of note was accomplished during his term of office.

This was the only time during the Whig Party's existence that they controlled by the Presidency and both houses of Congress.

Proust Malone
Apr 4, 2008

Mantis42 posted:

. By adding him to the ticket the Whigs were hoping to draw more Southern votes to the ticket. The thing is, Tyler was opposed to basically the entire Whig project.

glad they only made this mistake once and didn’t repeat it and have it blow up in their faces like 25 years later.

Snake Dance
Jan 5, 2020

by Azathoth
Just remembered when the "New Black Panther Party" showed up to the Floyd protests and it turned out they were all actors. (and the woman had a .22)

https://decaturish.com/2020/06/george-on-georgia-the-not-black-panthers/

Eat This Glob
Jan 14, 2008

God is dead. God remains dead. And we have killed him. Who will wipe this blood off us? What festivals of atonement, what sacred games shall we need to invent?

https://twitter.com/monkey_crusader/status/1397284600397840384?s=20

also, obama getting into leftist politics for the pipe-laying opportunities

Wraith of J.O.I.
Jan 25, 2012


Eat This Glob posted:

https://twitter.com/monkey_crusader/status/1397284600397840384?s=20

also, obama getting into leftist politics for the pipe-laying opportunities

lmao the 1 reply to this did not disappoint

https://twitter.com/annenotation/status/1397304382744457218?s=21

Eat This Glob
Jan 14, 2008

God is dead. God remains dead. And we have killed him. Who will wipe this blood off us? What festivals of atonement, what sacred games shall we need to invent?

lmao

Echo Chamber
Oct 16, 2008

best username/post combo
Former President Trump spends days at Mar-a-Lago without showering or changing his clothes, but nonetheless greets guests, crashes weddings, and meets whatever political hack who wants a meeting.

El_Elegante
Jul 3, 2004

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Biscuit Hider

Echo Chamber posted:

Former President Trump spends days at Mar-a-Lago without showering or changing his clothes, but nonetheless greets guests, crashes weddings, and meets whatever political hack who wants a meeting.

why would he need to shower, he’s wet all the time

mrmcd
Feb 22, 2003

Pictured: The only good cop (a fictional one).

Echo Chamber posted:

Former President Trump spends days at Mar-a-Lago without showering or changing his clothes, but nonetheless greets guests, crashes weddings, and meets whatever political hack who wants a meeting.

You say that like it isn't every day of my life during covid except in a much less nice house. Except the guests are birds. And the wedding is two cardinals I saw kiss beaks at the feeder.


Edit: and James Carville is constantly squawking and making GBS threads on my tool chest.

El_Elegante
Jul 3, 2004

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Biscuit Hider
that’s a crawdaddy

moist turtleneck
Jul 17, 2003

Represent.



Dinosaur Gum
that guy that shot cops in dallas that then got blown up by a c4 robot and GW Bush got loaded for the funeral of the cops and danced around

https://twitter.com/conzmoleman/status/1397519576208920577?s=20

El_Elegante
Jul 3, 2004

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Biscuit Hider
it was a bomb disposal robot, lmao

Spergin Morlock
Aug 8, 2009

El_Elegante posted:

it was a bomb disposal robot, lmao

is was a gunman disposal robot

mark immune
Dec 14, 2019

put the teacher in the cope cage imo
bloomberg shaking the dogs mouth

Volcott
Mar 30, 2010

People paying American dollars to let other people know they didn't agree with someone's position on something is the lifeblood of these forums.
EOD robot is probably built to tank a couple explosions. I think I remember hearing they just had to replace the manipulator they actually had the bomb strapped to.

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

mark immune posted:

bloomberg shaking the dogs mouth

Deblasio throwing a groundhog from the freedom tower

ben shapino
Nov 22, 2020

john delaney

ben shapino has issued a correction as of 07:21 on May 27, 2021

paul_soccer12
Jan 5, 2020

by Fluffdaddy

mark immune posted:

bloomberg shaking the dogs mouth

Lol

paul_soccer12
Jan 5, 2020

by Fluffdaddy

moist turtleneck posted:

that guy that shot cops in dallas that then got blown up by a c4 robot and GW Bush got loaded for the funeral of the cops and danced around

https://twitter.com/conzmoleman/status/1397519576208920577?s=20

Lmao

mrmcd
Feb 22, 2003

Pictured: The only good cop (a fictional one).

mark immune posted:

bloomberg shaking the dogs mouth

All the loving psychos on twitter trying to defending him like "No see where I grew up in Cornfucker, IA, that's show we greet dogs. He's just folksy"

paul_soccer12
Jan 5, 2020

by Fluffdaddy
When I think folksy I think Michael Bloomberg

DesertIslandHermit
Oct 7, 2019

It's beautiful. And it's for the god of...of...arts and crafts. I think that's what he said.

moist turtleneck posted:

that guy that shot cops in dallas that then got blown up by a c4 robot and GW Bush got loaded for the funeral of the cops and danced around

https://twitter.com/conzmoleman/status/1397519576208920577?s=20

Bush on the kush.

elaboration
Feb 21, 2020
deblasio murdering a groundhog on live television

chaleski
Apr 25, 2014

Steven Crowder getting punched in the face by a middle-aged union guy during a strike, crying about it on Fox News, and never trying anything like it again

Harold Stassen
Jan 24, 2016
Jim Gilmore

Bust Rodd
Oct 21, 2008

by VideoGames

chaleski posted:

Steven Crowder getting punched in the face by a middle-aged union guy during a strike, crying about it on Fox News, and never trying anything like it again

Generally any of the Alt-Right “””comedians””” trying their particular brand of “””humor””” on a normal, non-online person leads to them getting absolutely destroyed, it’s always a good time.

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lil poopendorfer
Nov 13, 2014

by the sex ghost

mrmcd posted:

All the loving psychos on twitter trying to defending him like "No see where I grew up in Cornfucker, IA, that's show we greet dogs. He's just folksy"

Non dog owners showing their asses rn

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