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Captain Hygiene posted:A gender so powerful it ripped a hole in time itself It could be felt twenty‐five miles in every direction, including one hundred and thirty microseconds into the past implied by c.
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May 24, 2021 02:23
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Cartoon Man posted:
A unfortunate error they may not repeat again.
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May 24, 2021 02:37
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rodbeard posted:The other guy you're thinking of who did basically the same thing is Todd Rogers. I was thinking of neither of these fucks, thank you.
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May 24, 2021 02:47
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It caused a 25-mile shockwave and none of the participants died? Did they shoot it with a sniper rifle or something?
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May 24, 2021 06:18
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gender reveal IED would be a pretty good username
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May 24, 2021 07:03
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Sereri posted:gender reveal IED would be a pretty good username Third Gender Reveal Intifada. 
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May 24, 2021 08:13
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https://twitter.com/guardian/status/1396828476645203974?s=21 Eaten by a dinosaur. What a way to go...
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May 24, 2021 19:15
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Zero One posted:https://twitter.com/guardian/status/1396828476645203974?s=21 if only he had some way to call out!
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May 24, 2021 19:59
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Zero One posted:https://twitter.com/guardian/status/1396828476645203974?s=21 Outside of a dinosaur, a cell phone is a man's best friend Inside of a dinosaur, there's no reception
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May 24, 2021 20:01
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Footage of the incident *graphic* (sound is awful)
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May 24, 2021 20:07
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Evilreaver posted:Outside of a dinosaur, a cell phone is a man's best friend oh jeez
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May 24, 2021 20:35
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Open the door, get on the floor, a man died in a dinosaur.
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May 25, 2021 00:20
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Some guy died in the pillar of a big box store after falling in the roof running from the cops
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May 25, 2021 00:26
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Milo and POTUS posted:Some guy died in the pillar of a big box store after falling in the roof running from the cops Actually I made it out with only moderate brain damage
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May 25, 2021 00:50
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Milo and POTUS posted:Some guy died in the pillar of a big box store after falling in the roof running from the cops Stuff like that happens not all the time, but regularly. Larry Ely Murillo-Moncada fell into an eighteen‐inch gap behind the grocery store at which he was employed. Jamie Minor climbed into the ventilation ducts above the steakhouse she worked in. Kyle Plush died of positional asphyxia under the back seat of his minivan while apparently trying to retrieve a phone. Kendrick Johnson got trapped in a gym mat when his shoes fell in and he crawled in to get them out. Joshua Vernon Maddux appears to have been exploring a cabin in the Colorado back country when get got trapped in the chimney. It’s rare enough that some of these make Wikipedia’s list of unusual deaths, but do not take tight spaces lightly, especially if no one knows you’re going in.
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May 25, 2021 00:53
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https://twitter.com/BenRyanANJax/status/1395506852759277568?s=20Milo and POTUS posted:Some guy died in the pillar of a big box store after falling in the roof running from the cops The Hollywood Boulevard Superman guy died after falling and breaking his neck while trying to get clothing inside a donation box. That was an actual sad story because the guy was really nice but had problem with drugs.
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May 25, 2021 01:00
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What in the name of Christ?
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The MSJ posted:The Hollywood Boulevard Superman guy died after falling and breaking his neck while trying to get clothing inside a donation box. That was an actual sad story because the guy was really nice but had problem with drugs. People climbing into those boxes is why they got rid of them in my area.
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May 25, 2021 01:08
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Wow that pink shirt is terrible. Did they do the edits in MSPaint instead of photoshop?
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May 25, 2021 01:15
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May 25, 2021 01:21
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May 25, 2021 01:58
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Zero One posted:https://twitter.com/guardian/status/1396828476645203974?s=21 quote:Officers were called to the statue in Santa Coloma de Gramenet, a satellite town of Barcelona, after a man and his son noticed something inside the papier-mache stegosaurus on Saturday afternoon.
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May 25, 2021 02:34
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There’s a photo of the dino’s leg in this report. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1bXVfws6bLQ
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May 25, 2021 02:42
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Knormal posted:I'm sorry, what? It's more papery than paper mache but not quite as papery as papierest mache is
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May 25, 2021 02:43
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Don Gato posted:It's more papery than paper mache but not quite as papery as papierest mache is
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May 25, 2021 02:49
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MI6 spy found dead in bag probably locked himself inside, Met says He climbed in the bag just to see if he could get out again. He couldn’t. 
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May 25, 2021 02:52
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Just part of the standard dinosaur infiltration training regimen
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May 25, 2021 02:53
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Texas Woman Climbs into El Paso Zoo's Spider Monkey Exhibit to Hand Feed Animals Hot Cheetos
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May 25, 2021 02:55
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quote:In addition, she put the animals at risk of contracting COVID-19 by engaging with them at a close distance. Haven’t they heard? COVID doesn’t spread outdoors. #trustscience #openbiden
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May 25, 2021 03:10
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SLOSifl posted:What? In the name of christ. Before you break my heart Think it o-over
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May 25, 2021 04:34
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The Bloop posted:Watch out for this one Gross. 
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May 25, 2021 08:57
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Humans are exceptionally weak primates (except me of course), so a tiny monkey probably could actually wrestle you to the groundThe General posted:Gross. lol
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May 25, 2021 09:20
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The depressing part is the number of people in the comments defending the practice and blaming the girls for wearing "provocative" clothing.
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May 25, 2021 09:38
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They should just go full burka next year, boys too.
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May 25, 2021 10:28
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I wonder if the publisher of that book has even had the wherewithal to go “Hmmm, maybe it’s weird that I see photos of children in normal clothing and think that it’s outrageously sexual in some way” Doubtful though tbh
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May 25, 2021 14:01
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To be fair, some of them I'd want to Photoshop as well. Like if this were my daughter I like the blue background better over the one Vigo the Carpathian stood in front of. 
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May 25, 2021 14:20
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nah the Vigo background is more badass
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May 25, 2021 15:01
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freeedr posted:I wonder if the publisher of that book has even had the wherewithal to go “Hmmm, maybe it’s weird that I see photos of children in normal clothing and think that it’s outrageously sexual in some way” 
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At first I was like "well yeah, of course yearbook photos were Photoshopped, that's literally what photographers often do." But then, oh. Oh no.
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