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Penguin Patrol
Mar 3, 2005

by Fluffdaddy
ok i thought that was a really great promo, as perfect as you could make it

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Vince MechMahon
Jan 1, 2008



I like this segment but Billy, at your height you were in a novelty comedy tag team in the mid card. Kinda over selling your legacy just a bit here.

JUNGLE BOY
Sep 23, 2019

could go for some gum right about now

punchdaily
Nov 8, 2010
Lee Johnson has the confidence of a man who is openly begging for people to call him "Big lovely"

Artelier
Jan 23, 2015


Daniel Garcia looks like a default CAW

Penguin Patrol
Mar 3, 2005

by Fluffdaddy
lee johnson with a hell of a dropkick

Pylons
Mar 16, 2009

This is a great match.

Penguin Patrol
Mar 3, 2005

by Fluffdaddy

Pylons posted:

This is a great match.

Maxwell Lord
Dec 12, 2008

I am drowning.
There is no sign of land.
You are coming down with me, hand in unlovable hand.

And I hope you die.

I hope we both die.


:smith:

Grimey Drawer
“You don’t step on Superman’s taint”?

Penguin Patrol
Mar 3, 2005

by Fluffdaddy
it's everyone's favorite move, THE BRAIN DOG!!!

Pylons
Mar 16, 2009

The braindog???

Alaois
Feb 7, 2012

Maxwell Lord posted:

“You don’t step on Superman’s taint”?

well you probably shouldn't do that either

Maxwell Lord
Dec 12, 2008

I am drowning.
There is no sign of land.
You are coming down with me, hand in unlovable hand.

And I hope you die.

I hope we both die.


:smith:

Grimey Drawer
Braindog is a good name for a finisher

Vince MechMahon
Jan 1, 2008



Braindog sounds dirty and I don't like it as a move name.

punchdaily
Nov 8, 2010
Daniel Garcia feels like the first "inspired by WWE era Daniel Bryan" wrestler I've seen.

magiccarpet
Jan 3, 2005




Scorpio developing that go away heat very, very quickly.

Penguin Patrol
Mar 3, 2005

by Fluffdaddy
that's not like beetlejuice at all

Pylons
Mar 16, 2009

Scorpio and Ego have some fun chemistry.

Vince MechMahon
Jan 1, 2008



The only thing deader than Scorpios heat is Robyn Renegade.

Artelier
Jan 23, 2015


magiccarpet posted:

Scorpio developing that go away heat very, very quickly.

Even in his role as "supporter of main promo guy" I'm like please stop talking...

Also I hate the snapping thing, at least when he does it

Alaois
Feb 7, 2012

how do you devour chaos

Vince MechMahon
Jan 1, 2008



Alaois posted:

how do you devour chaos

Ask Yog'Sothoth.

SonicRulez
Aug 6, 2013

GOTTA GO FIST
He'll get there eventually. At least I hope so. Christ, Scorp.

Vince MechMahon
Jan 1, 2008



Tony flubbing that makes me wonder if they are changing the name of the TNT title when they move networks.

Penguin Patrol
Mar 3, 2005

by Fluffdaddy
page and sky also have go away heat with schiavone, lol

flatluigi
Apr 23, 2008

here come the planes
the best thing the two of them can do as a group is pivot towards what ego was doing a bit early on: coming off as absolutely unhinged like patrick bateman. going hard and angry might be going okay for ethan but scorp just can't get there believably, but i feel like he could do 'i'd break your leg and think it's hilarious' pretty well. work off the throwing-darby-down-the-stairs energy

Pylons
Mar 16, 2009

Scorpio and Ethan, and I'm not just saying this because of the obvious reason, remind me of JD and Turk.

Pylons
Mar 16, 2009

That move was cool.

punchdaily
Nov 8, 2010
"All Ego" Ethan Page and "The Wizard of Id" Scorpio Sky

Alaois
Feb 7, 2012

Tay!

And Queen Aminata!!!

Penguin Patrol
Mar 3, 2005

by Fluffdaddy
skeleton vs yoga man, a battle as old as the ages

Alaois
Feb 7, 2012

world famous comedian Red Skeleton

Vince MechMahon
Jan 1, 2008



Penguin Patrol posted:

skeleton vs yoga man, a battle as old as the ages

Pentas origin is he stretched so much all his muscles and skin came off.

Vince MechMahon
Jan 1, 2008



Mike's back tattoo has real suburban white girl in the early 00s energy.

Penguin Patrol
Mar 3, 2005

by Fluffdaddy
#1 scoopsgiant

Alaois
Feb 7, 2012

drat that transition into the heel hook was slick

xbilkis
Apr 11, 2005

god qb
me
jay hova
Yeah that’s a sick finisher, Scorp is still real good in ring

punchdaily
Nov 8, 2010
It's kinda weird to think that Matt Hardy is probably more important to wrestling history than Sting.

Alaois
Feb 7, 2012

REN

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SEGA Ass Fisting
Feb 15, 2012

KEEP IT TIGHT!
Paul and Tony are terrible together. They need to flip roles so Tony can be the color guy and Paul can do the play by play type poo poo. Whatever this is just isn't working for me dawg.

Also, getting the job done Butch

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