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lol there's literally no way it leaked from a lab err well it's just way less likely than it developing naturally
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Grandpa Palpatine posted:lol there's literally no way it leaked from a lab https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zMRrNY0pxfM
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Grandpa Palpatine posted:lol there's literally no way it leaked from a lab not really mutually exclusive, since that particular (partially US-funded) lab was collecting bats from all over to study potentially novel coronaviruses, a supply chain/waste disposal/safety fuckup somewhere having inadvertently exposed someone to a naturally occurring coronavirus doesn't seem that implausible (certainly far more so than COVID-19 being some sort of specifically engineered bio-warfare agent) might well just be a coincidence, but it's not crazy to suspect some sort of connection (just as you'd be looking in askance if a human-transmissable hantavirus happened to first emerge in Galveston, Texas or w/e)
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May 25, 2021 00:38
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Bad dragon stuff is getting weird
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May 25, 2021 00:39
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My only concern is that the metric to getting splooged might be number of jerks per second or whatever instead of the QUALITY of jerking
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May 25, 2021 01:17
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why does the cum face mascot look so sad? not really selling it
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DarkEuphoria posted:why does the cum face mascot look so sad? not really selling it you'd be scared too being shot out of a dick at 50 mph
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May 25, 2021 01:21
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Jabberlock posted:you'd be scared too being shot out of a dick at 50 mph It's been over 30 years, and I still am, to be honest.
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Murderion posted:As a Scot who hates the British empire and everything it did here and everywhere else, I'm gonna say this: James II & VII was basically Trump if Trump was also syphilitic.
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May 25, 2021 01:25
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Paladinus posted:It's been over 30 years, and I still am, to be honest. 
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Grandpa Palpatine posted:My only concern is that the metric to getting splooged might be number of jerks per second or whatever instead of the QUALITY of jerking Hacking that to work as a PS1 controller and getting a world record score on the torture sequence in Metal Gear Solid
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exmachina posted:James II & VII was basically Trump if Trump was also syphilitic. what do you mean if?
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Gripweed posted:Hacking that to work as a PS1 controller and getting a world record score on the torture sequence in Metal Gear Solid didn't know your mom was a gamer
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May 25, 2021 01:43
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Grandpa Palpatine posted:My only concern is that the metric to getting splooged might be number of jerks per second or whatever instead of the QUALITY of jerking What about the hotness of the jerker?
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May 25, 2021 02:04
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i'm going to become the Jerker.
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May 25, 2021 02:12
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thotsky posted:What about the hotness of the jerker? how is it even possible to measure that
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Grandpa Palpatine posted:how is it even possible to measure that Avg. JPO, duh
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Grandpa Palpatine posted:how is it even possible to measure that Each dong controller has a built in webcam that an air uses an algorithm* to determine if hot or not. *actually some poor person in a 3rd world country that clicks a button
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May 25, 2021 02:27
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uber_stoat posted:i'm going to become the Jerker. we live in a strokeciety
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Grandpa Palpatine posted:how is it even possible to measure that https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I7zqnHh-J1s
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uber_stoat posted:i'm going to become the Jerker. lmao but also the Stroker was right there
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Flared base reduces choking hazard
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May 25, 2021 03:16
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They're on boardgamegeek but no one is fessing up to own a copy! https://boardgamegeek.com/boardgame/327884/cum-face-game
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May 25, 2021 03:51
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Grandpa Palpatine posted:My only concern is that the metric to getting splooged might be number of jerks per second or whatever instead of the QUALITY of jerking c's get degrees, dude
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Blendy posted:They're on boardgamegeek but no one is fessing up to own a copy! https://boardgamegeek.com/boardgame/327884/cum-face-game The controls are jerky 6/10
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May 25, 2021 03:54
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thotsky posted:The controls are jerky 6/10 You may need to return it to refractory settings
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May 25, 2021 03:57
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Ya wanna know how I got these scars? My father refused to buy lube. "Son, spit's the best lube a man could ever ask for!" Then one day I caught a bad case of dry mouth.
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May 25, 2021 03:58
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Can you even point both at your face? Game's poo poo if not.
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May 25, 2021 04:26
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Cum. Why is that even a question?
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the package says 'pump action', so i am assuming there's like, a spring or something in there to provide resistance, which really ups the chance of something malfunctioning and hitting one your teeth out with a plastic dick while most real dicks don't have that problem. another 0 in the column
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Steely Dan from Yokohama the board game.
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