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Air Skwirl
May 13, 2007

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.
https://twitter.com/RiverTamYDN/status/1396474932452904966?s=20

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ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


https://twitter.com/damnyouwillis/status/1396528920942546944

Further discussion establishes that this tweet is about six months early.

DACK FAYDEN
Feb 25, 2013

Bear Witness

ultrafilter posted:

https://twitter.com/damnyouwillis/status/1396528920942546944

Further discussion establishes that this tweet is about six months early.
don't sleep on the article linked in the thread that establishes the seven-year Jetson age gap, and, given the daughter's age, that George Jetson age 24-25 impregnated his age 17-18 wife what the fuckin christ

One More Fat Nerd
Apr 13, 2007

Mama’s Lil’ Louie

Nap Ghost

DACK FAYDEN posted:

don't sleep on the article linked in the thread that establishes the seven-year Jetson age gap, and, given the daughter's age, that George Jetson age 24-25 impregnated his age 17-18 wife what the fuckin christ

I'm pretty sure a girl being 18, married to a 25 year old, and pregnant, would not have been even slightly scandalous to a 1962 audience.

Honestly a big chunk (majority?) of America wouldnt see a major problem with it now.

Air Skwirl
May 13, 2007

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.
https://twitter.com/Ida_Knowe/status/1396577308497088514?s=20


Fake Edit:

DACK FAYDEN posted:

don't sleep on the article linked in the thread that establishes the seven-year Jetson age gap, and, given the daughter's age, that George Jetson age 24-25 impregnated his age 17-18 wife what the fuckin christ

Wait until you find out about the age difference between the Huxtables and when Cliff first became interested in Clair.

Poor Miserable Gurgi
Dec 29, 2006

He's a wisecracker!

DACK FAYDEN posted:

don't sleep on the article linked in the thread that establishes the seven-year Jetson age gap, and, given the daughter's age, that George Jetson age 24-25 impregnated his age 17-18 wife what the fuckin christ

If you hate that, please never look up anything about the script writing process on Raiders of the Lost Ark.

One More Fat Nerd
Apr 13, 2007

Mama’s Lil’ Louie

Nap Ghost

Poor Miserable Gurgi posted:

If you hate that, please never look up anything about the script writing process on Raiders of the Lost Ark.

Lucas basically got his way with that little twist in The Phantom Menace/AOTC.

zoux
Apr 28, 2006

Skwirl posted:

Wait until you find out about the age difference between the Huxtables and when Cliff first became interested in Clair.

Geez talk about ruining Cosby show reruns

freeedr
Feb 21, 2005

zoux posted:

Geez talk about ruining Cosby show reruns

I didn’t even think about it but is that poo poo still airing in syndication?

Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin

Regarde Aduck posted:

i've seen this anime and read the manga

Very powerful "mornin' Sam" "g'mornin' Frank" energy

Mak0rz
Aug 2, 2008

😎🐗🚬

https://twitter.com/reuterspictures/status/1396932397548060680

Yngwie Mangosteen
Aug 23, 2007
https://twitter.com/crowiese/status/1396239807685222401?s=21


https://twitter.com/souljaguac/status/1396929844219420674?s=21

Yngwie Mangosteen has a new favorite as of 05:28 on May 25, 2021

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat

Skwirl posted:


Wait until you find out about the age difference between the Huxtables and when Cliff first became interested in Clair.

Don't sleep on this one either.

Air Skwirl
May 13, 2007

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.

Push El Burrito posted:

Don't sleep on this one either.

She's like 12 when he's in med school, which would be fine if they met when she was in her twenties, but he specifically went to his med school to be close to her.

Mister Mind
Mar 20, 2009

I'm not a real doctor,
But I am a real worm;
I am an actual worm
In nicer tweets,
https://twitter.com/jimlneibaur/status/1397005583463616514?s=21

Breetai
Nov 6, 2005

🥄Mah spoon is too big!🍌

The walking stick. :3:

Lemniscate Blue
Apr 21, 2006

Here we go again.

Now there's a man who is just tickled to be exactly who he is.

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS

Skwirl posted:

She's like 12 when he's in med school, which would be fine if they met when she was in her twenties, but he specifically went to his med school to be close to her.

The wiki has the dates of their births six years apart.

Cliff went to medical school when he was eighteen?

Dareon
Apr 6, 2009

by vyelkin
In further yikes:

https://twitter.com/fawfulator/status/1396918031142596612

Kenning
Jan 11, 2009

I really want to post goatse. Instead I only have these🍄.



That cannot be real.

Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin

Kenning posted:

That cannot be real.

If it's not, the person posting it is in for the long haul, because it keeps going

https://twitter.com/fawfulator/status/1396999083865350144

Air Skwirl
May 13, 2007

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.

Platystemon posted:

The wiki has the dates of their births six years apart.

Cliff went to medical school when he was eighteen?

Maybe I'm misremembering and he just went to normal college to be close the the 12 year old he would eventually marry. there's a cracked.com video about it.

Edit: I rewatched the video, it was just his undergrad, but an 18 year old specifically chose a college to go to because he was in love with a 12 year old who also wanted to go there.

Air Skwirl has a new favorite as of 10:00 on May 25, 2021

theflyingexecutive
Apr 22, 2007

Memento posted:

If it's not, the person posting it is in for the long haul, because it keeps going

https://twitter.com/fawfulator/status/1396999083865350144

This poo poo would’ve been hilarious in 2011, just one of those shows that aged like milk but was decent at the time.

Kenning
Jan 11, 2009

I really want to post goatse. Instead I only have these🍄.



It would not have been hilarious, none of that is dialogue. It's weird exposition being traded back and forth manically.

Air Skwirl
May 13, 2007

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.
I'll be unhappy about it if I'm wrong about this, but I kinda think that's not actual Powerpuff girls dialog. The CW is bad but it's not that bad.

Ror
Oct 21, 2010

😸Everything's 🗞️ purrfect!💯🤟


It's terrible whether it's official or not because someone wrote 60 pages of that. :negative:

Deep Glove Bruno
Sep 4, 2015

yung swamp thang
i don't care how bad CW scripted shows are, that's the fakest fake that i ever fake saw. i don't think the person posting made it, but it's clearly a terrible fanfic formatted into a script or perhaps a bad-on-purpose parody

Cleretic
Feb 3, 2010


Ignore my posts!
I'm aggressively wrong about everything!
It's not real. They hosed up specifically around Professor Utonium. We actually know some things about the Powerpuff Girls reboot, and one of those things is a character profile around the Professor, played by Donald Faison (Turk from Scrubs).

quote:

Faison’s Professor Utonium is described as quirky, debonair, and a pinch narcissistic. He is a scientific genius who is immensely proud of the three extraordinary girls he created in his lab. Staring down a midlife crisis, he is determined to repair his relationships with his now-adult daughters.

That's not the 'showbiz parent' the script describes. This reads like a parody of Riverdale as written by someone who hasn't actually seen Riverdale, but had a few episodes described to them by someone who only watched it to make fun of it.

Regarde Aduck
Oct 19, 2012

c l o u d k i t t e n
Grimey Drawer
oh the powerpuff girl script with actual loving in it isn't real?

Biplane
Jul 18, 2005

Regarde Aduck posted:

oh the powerpuff girl script with actual loving in it isn't real?

Dang.

feedmyleg
Dec 25, 2004
Even if it is real, they just announced that the pilot is being rewritten so it's not going to be what ends up on screen.

Biplane
Jul 18, 2005

so the powerpuff girls might still gently caress or...?

Cleretic
Feb 3, 2010


Ignore my posts!
I'm aggressively wrong about everything!

Regarde Aduck posted:

oh the powerpuff girl script with actual loving in it isn't real?

To be fair, Riverdale had actual loving in the first episode. That fact isn't the smoking gun, as much as it feels like it should be.

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projecthalaxy
Dec 27, 2008

Yes hello it is I Kurt's Secret Son


The entire point of the CW is "remember that thing well guess what it's horny now".
Riverdale, all the DC shows, Scooby Doo (they changed the name to Supernatural for some reason)

I don't know if this is real but I could see it being a submitted pilot treatment by someone trying to follow their patterns

Handsome Ralph
Sep 3, 2004

Oh boy, posting!
That's where I'm a Viking!


https://twitter.com/g_dspee/status/1396909533499383810?s=19

Hellblazer187
Oct 12, 2003

I'm going to choose to believe the Powerpuff script is real, because that's maximum lol for me. I also still believe that the thing where Trump wanted the Gorilla Channel was real because it's too funny not to believe in.

Bibliotechno Music
Dec 30, 2008

Hellblazer187 posted:

I'm going to choose to believe the Powerpuff script is real, because that's maximum lol for me. I also still believe that the thing where Trump wanted the Gorilla Channel was real because it's too funny not to believe in.

Agreed, same way I choose to believe that that one guy tased himself in the balls until he died. Some lies just make living a little better.

Arsenic Lupin
Apr 12, 2012

This particularly rapid💨 unintelligible 😖patter💁 isn't generally heard🧏‍♂️, and if it is🤔, it doesn't matter💁.


https://twitter.com/archer_rs/status/1397194508048207878

Danaru
Jun 5, 2012

何 ??
https://twitter.com/MaryLaufeyson/status/1397103546647130112?s=19

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Ishamael
Feb 18, 2004

You don't have to love me, but you will respect me.

Dick Van Dyke is the only person who has aged the way we all think we will - looking exactly the same forever, but with gray hair and some wrinkles.

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