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Jack-Off Lantern posted:rural Jack-Off Lantern posted:no public toilets nature is your toilet the roadside bushes beckon
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Yellow Yoshi posted:nature is your toilet spent my youth in an unincorporated village of about 90 people in the middle of Wisconsin. can confirm.
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jackhunter64 posted:11 foot 8, UK edition: But why were people blaming the van driver???
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Blindeye posted:But why were people blaming the van driver??? loving van drivers, drive like pricks don’t they
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Blindeye posted:But why were people blaming the van driver??? Van shouldn't tried to sneak by, it's obvious there wasn't enough clearance under the truck 
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Cthulu Carl posted:Van shouldn't tried to sneak by, it's obvious there wasn't enough clearance under the truck used to be a man in a van could just sneak under trucks, simple as
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If it weren't for the van, the lorry could've driven safely through the middle of the road
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I’ve seen a nicely placed ‘end in the ground’ barrier in a rural area in Texas that was on a left bend at the end of a long straight stretch of road. On a 70mph highway where most people clock 80+. Could probably hit that thing and Dukes of Hazzard yourself all the way into Louisiana.
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shame on an IGA posted:Some armymans posted a tiktok of themselves loving around on the range with akimbo machine guns and the commanding general of Training Command commented on it. Would’ve been wild if he raked his squad when the initial recoil caught him off balance.
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"Look, you can count the ammo or pick up more brass. Up to you." - Range Officer
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`Nemesis posted:it's like you have to push a button every 30 seconds or something like that, i don't think it needs 100% constant engagement It's this or a pedal usually. My dad is a train driver and complains about the button a lot. It gives him wrist pain. Jack-Off Lantern fucked around with this message at 18:33 on May 25, 2021 |
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Batterypowered7 posted:Just stick your rear end out the window while holding onto the handle. That happened a few years ago around here with a female train engineer who leaned too far out while popping a squat and she got hit by one of the crossing signals. Disaster.
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AFewBricksShy posted:That happened a few years ago around here with a female train engineer who leaned too far out while popping a squat and she got hit by one of the crossing signals. Why I oughta
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May 25, 2021 18:48
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CRUSTY MINGE posted:"Look, you can count the ammo or pick up more brass. Up to you." Unless you opened every single box of ammo that part is easy and whoever is in charge of the ammo at the range should have a running count of how much ammo is left and how much has been given. There's no avoiding counting it, how many rounds by type is reported every time a range is closed. My view is if you do something questionable that could get you in trouble and you film it and post it online then you have no one to blame but yourself. Rookie mistake. 100% that TRADOC commander made some phone calls that eventually worked their way down to some battalion operations officer getting chewed out about something they're unaware of. The battalion commander will surely be pissed off about having negative attention from that high up so there's no telling what kind of restrictions will be put in place to prevent this "from happening again".
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https://twitter.com/elmirallnet/status/1396129321597743108 Dino constipation takes it's toll on an unsuspecting Spanish gentleman. He lost his phone and failed to find the Jim Carey "Ace Ventura" exit path. A terminal mistake unfortunately.
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Harry_Potato posted:https://twitter.com/elmirallnet/status/1396129321597743108 Outside of a dinosaur, a cell phone is a man's best friend Inside of a dinosaur, there's no reception
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Evilreaver posted:
There is reception, but it's only #2G at best.
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Oh my gosh. Gavin!
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AFewBricksShy posted:That happened a few years ago around here with a female train engineer who leaned too far out while popping a squat and she got hit by one of the crossing signals. So did she live? Or did she get the poo poo knocked out of her?
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https://i.imgur.com/4STO6A0.gifv Keep your eye on the white pickup truck.
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So we're decommissioning a box plant and the riggers showed up last night and dropped a 34,000 lb forklift with a DOM placard of 1971 on the dock. It won't start due to a faulty switch and they won't be back for 2 weeks. It was blocking half the shipping dock and they said it was OK to just "push it out of the way". Sure 
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A fork lift from the 70s with a faulty (igniton?) switch? Tell me that can't be hard to hotwire. E: also, holy fuckin poo poo, does that thing really weight 34000 pounds?
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May 26, 2021 01:36
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Daaang. I think if he was under the wire that might have worked
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Glory to Italia!
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AmbassadorofSodomy posted:A fork lift from the 70s with a faulty (igniton?) switch? Honestly all of the placards except for the DOM are eroded off so I had to google the weight of a modern Hyster with the same capacity. Wouldn't be surprised if it's heavier. We just shipped out a pair of rollgrabs at 20,200 apiece.
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What is that, shale? You'd have been fine you pansy bitch. I champion PPE Edit: There goes my hero Watch him as he goes
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https://i.imgur.com/mE22MNn.mp4 This looks safe.
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Holy gently caress.
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AmbassadorofSodomy posted:A fork lift from the 70s with a faulty (igniton?) switch? Forklifts have to lift very heavy weights at the front without tipping over or rolling, so they have HUGE counterweights at the back.
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Ornamental Dingbat posted:So we're decommissioning a box plant and the riggers showed up last night and dropped a 34,000 lb forklift with a DOM placard of 1971 on the dock. It won't start due to a faulty switch and they won't be back for 2 weeks. It was blocking half the shipping dock and they said it was OK to just "push it out of the way". You just need another forklift that can lift 34k. Edit, seconding the hot wire suggestion, or a screwdriver "key". Otteration fucked around with this message at 03:58 on May 26, 2021 |
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and now you understand why a forklift will destroy anything it collides with
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The Lone Badger posted:Forklifts have to lift very heavy weights at the front without tipping over or rolling, so they have HUGE counterweights at the back. Lotta junk in the trunk.
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I think the fuckler math says that you need an unstoppable truck to counter an immovable forklift.
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Sounds like a job for demolition charges. 
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That was a cool video, thanks.
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AmbassadorofSodomy posted:A fork lift from the 70s with a faulty (igniton?) switch? If you are driving a forklift the world is your crumple zone  , I have personally witnessed one knock a 40cm deep buried bollard clean out of the ground and I have also inspected a 15mm thick steel H beam that had a nice rectangular hole punched clean through it by a forklift tine.Another thing with forklifts is that the tines can have pretty sharp corners on them, one of the forklift drivers at my old work got about 6cm long slice into his scalp bumping into one while trying to fix up a partly collapsed pallet load  so so much blood.
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coldpudding posted:I have personally witnessed one knock a 40cm deep buried bollard clean out of the ground and I have also inspected a 15mm thick steel H beam that had a nice rectangular hole punched clean through it by a forklift tine. 
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AmbassadorofSodomy posted:A fork lift from the 70s with a faulty (igniton?) switch? What an incredible coincidence! I was just talking with my co-worker about how much our little powered fork-truck weighs. I estimated it at about 4500 lbs, and was off by less than a hundred. He was shocked that something that little would weigh that much. The lift capacity is like 2200lbs.
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