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The Race are a proud species of reptilian aliens with tens of thousands of years of culture, bringing an invasion fleet to the primitive world of Tosev 3 (locally called Earth) to bring it into the Empire and the light of civilization. They expect a fairly easy conquest given the locals' lack of sophistication. Their probe mission, just eight hundred local years ago—certainly nowhere near enough time to advance technologically at all—found sword-swinging savages riding on animals. Then, to their discomfort, they discover that the planet is emitting radio transmissions. Arriving late in the local year 1941, they find the primitive industrial civilization of the Tosevites confusing, implausible, and an affront to the Race's rigid doctrines. Worse, if the Tosevites have advanced that much, it throws the certainty of the conquest in doubt. However, Fleetlord Atvar decides he could go down in history as one of three leaders to conquer an alien world, or the first to turn tail and flee without even having tasted combat. They go ahead with the conquest exactly as planned.
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# ? May 25, 2021 01:09 |
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# ? Jun 8, 2024 08:49 |
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Delta-Wye posted:i didn't explain the 'after' part at all. my understanding of the gist is it was 'motionless' and our local group moved by it. when it passed by our sun it caught a gravity boost and took off. if i remember avi spoke about how supposedly the acceleration doesn't seem correct for pure gravity acceleration but idk all the details there. the acceleration was consistent with something like a comet, it getting a very very slight boost from gasses sublimating off its surface on the way out of the solar system. the weird thing about it was that they didnt see any sort of dust and water vapor coma like you’d expect with that sort of motion but it could have easily be caused by some other volatiles that aren’t easily visible rather than water ice
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# ? May 25, 2021 01:12 |
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PawParole posted:The Race are a proud species of reptilian aliens with tens of thousands of years of culture, bringing an invasion fleet to the primitive world of Tosev 3 (locally called Earth) to bring it into the Empire and the light of civilization. They expect a fairly easy conquest given the locals' lack of sophistication. Their probe mission, just eight hundred local years ago—certainly nowhere near enough time to advance technologically at all—found sword-swinging savages riding on animals. Then, to their discomfort, they discover that the planet is emitting radio transmissions. lol they get high on cinnamon and it causes massive problems for their invasion
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# ? May 25, 2021 01:27 |
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PawParole posted:The Race are a proud species of reptilian aliens with tens of thousands of years of culture, bringing an invasion fleet to the primitive world of Tosev 3 (locally called Earth) to bring it into the Empire and the light of civilization. They expect a fairly easy conquest given the locals' lack of sophistication. Their probe mission, just eight hundred local years ago—certainly nowhere near enough time to advance technologically at all—found sword-swinging savages riding on animals. Then, to their discomfort, they discover that the planet is emitting radio transmissions. vince slightly interested gif
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# ? May 25, 2021 01:34 |
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Jetto Jagga posted:Related, here's a quick piece about reactionary Science Fiction posturing as "cold and rational," written by classic New Wave author Cory Panshin: idk what that website is but firefox really did not like me clicking that link
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# ? May 25, 2021 01:37 |
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Jetto Jagga posted:Footfall's thing is that in order to make an alien invasion "realistic" instead of just having them throw asteroids at us, Niven and Pournelle make the aliens dumb as poo poo, like I mean in the text the aliens are literally total idiot morons so that way they actually land on Earth and try to fight us hand to hand. IIRC they were a herd species that were baffled when humanity didn't immediately surrender after their initial attack and considered us insane after they dropped an asteroid into the indian ocean the whole cool part that anybody remembers is humanity's last ditch effort to build a nuclear blast-powered warship that spewed bomb-pumped x ray lasers and carried battleship turrets and deployed the shuttle fleet as gunboats and the final assault on the alien mothership
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# ? May 25, 2021 01:39 |
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I remember reading one where like, aliens show up but they figured out star travel super quickly and have been expanding and poo poo super slowly, trapped in a really slow medieval-era for centuries, while we never figured out what to do because we're dumb so we advanced insanely quickly in other ways so they invade us with steampunk ships basically and we blow them the gently caress out of the sky with our tomahawks and stealth bombers and ICBMs
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# ? May 25, 2021 01:42 |
More in today's WaPo--a profile of one of the pilots: https://www.washingtonpost.com/loca...e6ff_story.htmlquote:She’s a fighter pilot who saw a UFO. For real.
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# ? May 25, 2021 01:47 |
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Mr. Sharps posted:the acceleration was consistent with something like a comet, it getting a very very slight boost from gasses sublimating off its surface on the way out of the solar system. the weird thing about it was that they didnt see any sort of dust and water vapor coma like you’d expect with that sort of motion but it could have easily be caused by some other volatiles that aren’t easily visible rather than water ice pbs space time looked back Oumuamua again in a video awhile back and link to another video for a deeper explanation for anyone that wants to go down the rabbit hole. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3sq658Okvao&t=435s they think was a shard of a planet with a similar makeup to Pluto, the out gassing being done by nitrogen.
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# ? May 25, 2021 01:48 |
i like my sci-fi with talkin dogs, robot butlers, and metal bending ants all in one story
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# ? May 25, 2021 01:48 |
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Grapplejack posted:I remember reading one where like, aliens show up but they figured out star travel super quickly and have been expanding and poo poo super slowly, trapped in a really slow medieval-era for centuries, while we never figured out what to do because we're dumb so we advanced insanely quickly in other ways https://eyeofmidas.com/scifi/Turtledove_RoadNotTaken.pdf Harry Turtledove's The Road Not Taken I actually sent the link to my brother after it got posted in CSpam a while back, so it was easy to find again Though iirc it was apparently based on something Asimov wrote? TeenageArchipelago has issued a correction as of 02:13 on May 25, 2021 |
# ? May 25, 2021 02:07 |
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TeenageArchipelago posted:https://eyeofmidas.com/scifi/Turtledove_RoadNotTaken.pdf I really liked this. Thank you
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# ? May 25, 2021 02:56 |
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That story is pretty fun! And they land within a couple miles of my apartment
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# ? May 25, 2021 03:37 |
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Think Less posted:I really liked this. Thank you Yep, same
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# ? May 25, 2021 04:25 |
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TeenageArchipelago posted:https://eyeofmidas.com/scifi/Turtledove_RoadNotTaken.pdf My best friend relayed this short story to me secondhand years ago before he passed away, and I've kinda searched for it ever since because it sounded really interesting. drat he was right.
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# ? May 25, 2021 05:41 |
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Carl Von Awesomwitz posted:lol they get high on cinnamon and it causes massive problems for their invasion ginger
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# ? May 25, 2021 05:48 |
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Lex Friedman had a nice conversation with Avi Loeb about Oumuamuak other space related subjects, interesting and non tinfoily hat talk for anyone interested. I would also recommend his conversation with Cmdr Fravor and his encounter. What like about Lex Friedman as opposed to Joe Rogan (both of these guys also talked with him) is the conversation tends to stick to technical matters and not Rogan asking them if they want some DMT... https://lexfridman.com/avi-loeb/ https://lexfridman.com/david-fravor/
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# ? May 25, 2021 10:52 |
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https://pca.st/podcast/06956510-92a5-0136-7b92-27f978dac4db Nice chill normie pod using oumuamuak as a window into the possibility of ET has some very informative interview and lovely production
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# ? May 25, 2021 11:17 |
TeenageArchipelago posted:Harry Turtledove's The Road Not Taken
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# ? May 25, 2021 12:16 |
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coelomate posted:* Several years ago, Senator Reid got money to "look into" UFOs more or less as a pet project for constituents and locals It's this. It still doesn't explain the videos though.
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# ? May 25, 2021 12:47 |
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Hope they release the photograph taken from the cockpit of a plane iirc showing UAP hovering fifty yards away
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# ? May 25, 2021 13:12 |
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gh0stpinballa posted:Hope they release the photograph taken from the cockpit of a plane iirc showing UAP hovering fifty yards away not this one?
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# ? May 25, 2021 14:14 |
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The Saucer Hovers posted:i like my sci-fi with talkin dogs, robot butlers, and metal bending ants all in one story My 5th grade teacher read this to us in class and I thought I made it up in my head for several decades.
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# ? May 25, 2021 14:18 |
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i am harry posted:not this one? Maybe, but I was under the impression the pic I mentioned was HQ with the craft super close and fully visible
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# ? May 25, 2021 14:28 |
e: nvm i need to wake up before posting
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# ? May 25, 2021 14:35 |
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i am harry posted:not this one? that's a goddamn cacodemon
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# ? May 25, 2021 14:57 |
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i am harry posted:not this one? plastic bag
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# ? May 25, 2021 15:14 |
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err posted:plastic bag Yeah, agreed. Also explains why they are able to move so fast, as anyone who has ever dropped a plastic bag would know
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# ? May 25, 2021 15:17 |
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JAY ZERO SUM GAME posted:that's a goddamn cacodemon no thats the head from the monster on the cover of Manual of the Planes u nerd
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# ? May 25, 2021 15:20 |
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# ? May 25, 2021 15:26 |
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TeenageArchipelago posted:Yeah, agreed. Also explains why they are able to move so fast, as anyone who has ever dropped a plastic bag would know plastic bag where my cat put her head through the handles and is running around with it billowing behind her
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# ? May 25, 2021 16:05 |
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Carl Von Awesomwitz posted:lol they get high on cinnamon and it causes massive problems for their invasion Not only does it get them high it's their first ever chemical birth control
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# ? May 25, 2021 16:09 |
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Grapplejack posted:I remember reading one where like, aliens show up but they figured out star travel super quickly and have been expanding and poo poo super slowly, trapped in a really slow medieval-era for centuries, while we never figured out what to do because we're dumb so we advanced insanely quickly in other ways A short story called the road not taken
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# ? May 25, 2021 16:10 |
heres my absolute best anecdotal evidence that the government/armed forces has access or information about this subject: i have inlaws that are D.C. people, and after a few years of getting to know some of these types of people at thanksgiving/new years type parties Col. Jeffery B. Jones (just google him, dont worry cant doxx me off this, etc.) took a liking to me. without my prompting but knowing my interests, he steers the tipsy bordering on drunk post-turkey fireplace discussion to weird stuff people have seen. some good stories, standard stuff, standout being a tale told by the 85 year old widow of a career naval intelligence man about lights over/in the ocean off the coast of maryland that caused her husband to "call it in" and his extremely pissy mood after he got off the phone anyway after the wind down and most of the folks had filtered out of the room he elbows me on his way out i look up from my seat, and this poo poo eating grin, oh my god, just a look i had never seen on this mans face and he does the whole slow eye-widen till its comical capped off by a big wink. slaps me on my shoulder and /never/ touches on the topic ever again. sure it was ambiguous, and given his background he might have just been goku level loving with me. but then in the moment and now with too many years of hindsight it really seemed like best wink wink nudge nudge im ever going to get
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# ? May 25, 2021 20:13 |
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The Saucer Hovers posted:sure it was ambiguous, and given his background he might have just been goku level loving with me. but then in the moment and now with too many years of hindsight it really seemed like best wink wink nudge nudge im ever going to get You fucker, you got a literal wink wink nudge nudge. I've been trying to figure who to talk to get a job with the people researching these things, as a like 3/4 idle speculation 1/4 serious thing. I have a scientific background extremely relevant to analyzing captured "alien metamaterials" or whatever the gently caress. hire me you cowards. yes you mr. nsa agent assigned to CSPAM. tell your MIB friends.
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# ? May 25, 2021 20:30 |
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Log082 posted:You fucker, you got a literal wink wink nudge nudge. If such a thing exists, it's probably like five stages deep of internal hiring, nothing public-facing.
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# ? May 25, 2021 20:41 |
Normalizing UFO talk in a world of handheld night filming cameras seems like it would be a strategic mistake if continued coverup was the plan That's my thought for the day
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# ? May 25, 2021 20:43 |
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Good Soldier Svejk posted:Normalizing UFO talk in a world of handheld night filming cameras seems like it would be a strategic mistake if continued coverup was the plan Basically seems like they're encouraging crowdsourced drone videos after 80 years of telling people not to be concerned about weird flying technology now that there is cheap-as-hell weird flying technology that anybody can use.
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# ? May 25, 2021 20:47 |
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Justin Tyme posted:If such a thing exists, it's probably like five stages deep of internal hiring, nothing public-facing. This is my conclusion too, yeah, unfortunately. If I could figure out who to talk to I'd still call them up and try it anyway. I need to figure out if there's a reporting number for whatever the latest version of bluebook is...
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# ? May 25, 2021 20:48 |
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# ? Jun 8, 2024 08:49 |
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get a job with Lockheed, have a clean record, and have an EE or physics grad degree I have a great uncle who worked on radar systems in the loving 70s and 80s and he still can’t talk about what he did for 20 years of his life, living between DC and Vegas
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