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Vahlen's on the phone again complaining about how the new scientists can't count to ten, meanwhile the interceptors don't fly in the rain, and C.O. Bradford keeps trying to pray the aliens away with the power of White Jesus. Shen is clearly working for the Chinese but we have to keep him on staff because he's the only person here who's loving competent.
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May 25, 2021 23:11
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Often Abbreviated posted:I suspect if senators could get people cool jobs in aliens research then all the cool jobs in aliens research would be occupied by senator's dumbshit grandkids how do i become a senator's dumbshit grandkid i'm already halfway there and trust me, i'm not related to any senators
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May 25, 2021 23:11
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Often Abbreviated posted:I suspect if senators could get people cool jobs in aliens research then all the cool jobs in aliens research would be occupied by senator's dumbshit grandkids i believe this to be the fundamental rot at the center of america's core. the folks who ran the joint in the 50s /earned/ it through hard work and sacrifice (especially other people's sacrifice). they installed their kids to run the show because that's folks' natural inclination and their kids were a bunch of dipshits. most people are, but they aren't running cutthroat meritocracy like the real world to select for the best of the best. hw vs w for instance.
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May 25, 2021 23:25
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It's really  but I think that's what Obama was kind of hinting at on James Corden, he wasn't given access to the info. "They did some research... and the answer was 'no'" I assume that means he asked someone in his cabinet to find out, they "researched" by asking around and unsurprisingly no one was willing to tell. But he's also a spin doctor so 
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May 25, 2021 23:40
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Delta-Wye posted:if its literally the same stuff, art bell was talking about this poo poo in the 90s and if it did what was described, someone would have noticed by now imho. what is shown in the video is a completely unrelated property of superconducting magnets and without bothering to check I am pretty sure CERN/nuclear fusion labs routinely energize that much electricity through their superconducting coils (though probably not AC, but it doesn't matter, if there were any truth to it we'd know) any time people trot out superconductors or magnets or microwaves or whatever in relation to antigravity it's universally bunk; superconductors are rad for plenty of reasons but they're not exactly mysterious, they're used for practical purposes right now in laboratories, it's just they're too unwieldy/unrealistic atm to use in stuff that would greatly benefit from superconductors (transmission lines, high power motors, efficient cpus etc) Justin Tyme has issued a correction as of 00:03 on May 26, 2021 |
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May 26, 2021 00:00
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really gotta unteach the word 'quantum' from a lot of people
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May 26, 2021 00:14
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Justin Tyme posted:what is shown in the video is a completely unrelated property of superconducting magnets and without bothering to check I am pretty sure CERN/nuclear fusion labs routinely energize that much electricity through their superconducting coils (though probably not AC, but it doesn't matter, if there were any truth to it we'd know) forget the superconductors, even though ive been reading a lot about them and I'm fascinated (literally zero resistance? not negligible-near-zero-but-nonzero resistance? its literally more exotic than i realized previously) i have nothing to add other than links to scientists (Li) that I personally think are full of poo poo or basically videos of parlor tricks using the meissner effect or similar. How about some Navy research into UAPs? quote:A craft using an inertial mass reduction device comprises of an inner resonant cavity wall, an outer resonant cavity, and microwave emitters. The electrically charged outer resonant cavity wall and the electrically insulated inner resonant cavity wall form a resonant cavity. The microwave emitters create high frequency electromagnetic waves throughout the resonant cavity causing the resonant cavity to vibrate in an accelerated mode and create a local polarized vacuum outside the outer resonant cavity wall. https://patentimages.storage.googleapis.com/de/4c/43/62c585ccc936cc/US10144532.pdf
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May 26, 2021 00:23
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haha oh good the EM Drive has entered the chat
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May 26, 2021 01:25
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i’m pretty sure that the gravity drive in the downed roswell craft was considered a COG issue because if the tech was in any way made public or democratized, suddenly there’s really no such thing as secure airspace, not to mention that US global hegemony was inextricable from oil and gas. some people somewhere decided it wasn’t worth the trouble of upending the global paradigm, even in america’s own craft (because they could be compromised like the stealth blackhawk), so they just buried the poo poo in a pit somewhere and no potus will ever be privy to details.
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May 26, 2021 01:35
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Ross DaouThot posted:i’m pretty sure that the gravity drive in the downed roswell craft was considered a COG issue because if the tech was in any way made public or democratized, suddenly there’s really no such thing as secure airspace, not to mention that US global hegemony was inextricable from oil and gas. some people somewhere decided it wasn’t worth the trouble of upending the global paradigm, even in america’s own craft (because they could be compromised like the stealth blackhawk), so they just buried the poo poo in a pit somewhere and no potus will ever be privy to details. The downed roswell craft was literally a weather balloon. It was a mylar balloon loaded with experimental top secret infrasound acoustic equipment used to spy on soviet atmospheric nuclear tests
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May 26, 2021 01:46
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Justin Tyme posted:The downed roswell craft was literally a weather balloon. It was a mylar balloon loaded with experimental top secret infrasound acoustic equipment used to spy on soviet atmospheric nuclear tests In The Phenomenon documentary there's interview footage with the guy pictured in the famous weather balloon tinfoil picture and he's adamant that was a hastily assembled cover-up. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SHP1uzXHCPY Ratios and Tendency has issued a correction as of 02:05 on May 26, 2021 |
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May 26, 2021 01:57
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Justin Tyme posted:The downed roswell craft was literally a weather balloon. It was a mylar balloon loaded with experimental top secret infrasound acoustic equipment used to spy on soviet atmospheric nuclear tests and who was the author of the report identifying it as part of project mogul again? and when was that released? Ratios and Tendency posted:In The Phenomenon documentary there's interview footage with the guy pictured in the famous weather balloon tinfoil picture and he's adamant that was a hastily assembled cover-up. sure it wasnt his son? The Saucer Hovers has issued a correction as of 02:04 on May 26, 2021 |
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May 26, 2021 02:00
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Ratios and Tendency posted:In The Phenomenon documentary there's interview footage with the guy pictured in the famous weather balloon tinfoil picture and he's adamant that was a hastily assembled cover-up. I laughed out loud when that guy showed up because I just wasn't expecting it.
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May 26, 2021 02:02
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The Saucer Hovers posted:and who was the author of the report identifying it as part of project mogul again? and when was that released? do you believe that the US government has access to warp drives and alien weaponry since the 50s.... and just sat on it?
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May 26, 2021 02:07
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Vomik posted:do you believe that the US government has access to warp drives and alien weaponry since the 50s.... and just sat on it? yes im going to marry a carrot
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May 26, 2021 02:09
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The Saucer Hovers posted:yes im going to marry a carrot oops - replied to the wrong person Ross DaouThot posted:i’m pretty sure that the gravity drive in the downed roswell craft was considered a COG issue because if the tech was in any way made public or democratized, suddenly there’s really no such thing as secure airspace, not to mention that US global hegemony was inextricable from oil and gas. some people somewhere decided it wasn’t worth the trouble of upending the global paradigm, even in america’s own craft (because they could be compromised like the stealth blackhawk), so they just buried the poo poo in a pit somewhere and no potus will ever be privy to details. same as above. but creating and detonating a nuclear device completely changed the way wars are fought among nuclear nations and the us had no problem with that or killing/injuring 100k civilians. and if they have the technology that doesn't mean they have to share it - they have tons of weaponry/stealth devices that no one has access to
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May 26, 2021 02:12
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A US hegemony rooted in oil extraction was by no means firmly in place in 1947. If the US army had gravity drives and zero point energy in the 50s, you would have seen some serious poo poo. They would have teleported Vietnam into the squid universe and enslaved us all through hypno tv broadcasts.
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May 26, 2021 02:13
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the Roswell balloon was full of secret Japanese POWs from operation Paper Clip that were mistaken for god dang real live dead aliens. https://www.8asians.com/2017/05/30/what-if-the-aliens-who-crashed-in-roswell-were-really-japanese/
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May 26, 2021 02:34
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Carl Von Awesomwitz posted:the Roswell balloon was full of secret Japanese POWs from operation Paper Clip that were mistaken for god dang real live dead aliens. this is offensive to stalins mutant balloon babies
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May 26, 2021 02:38
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The nick redfern hypothesis relies on a new mexican rancher thinking japanese people was a loving alien, which, lol, you know has to be the truth
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May 26, 2021 02:42
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Carl Von Awesomwitz posted:The nick redfern hypothesis relies on a new mexican rancher thinking japanese people was a loving alien, which, lol, you know has to be the truth
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May 26, 2021 02:42
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https://www.jasoncolavito.com/blog/the-vicious-circle-the-small-group-of-believers-behind-recent-ufo-news "It’s all rather ingenious, really, though perhaps not fully intentional. The Bigelow circle, and those adjacent to them in TTSA, generated UFO hysteria by leaking alleged Pentagon UFO videos and sweet-talking their way into the New York Times through receptive journalists like John Mack acolyte Ralph Blumenthal and abduction researcher Budd Hopkins’ ex-girlfriend, UFO disclosure advocate Leslie Kean, later a member of the Bigelow Institute board of directors. Then, the Times story generated outrage among the soft-minded in Congress, who met with TTSA officials, particularly Mellon, and became receptive to their lobbying for a UFO report. Congress duly authorized TTSA’s wish-list, and this in turn sparked more media coverage in elite publications, which carefully omitted questionable parts of UFO advocates’ pasts. The news reports created still more Congressional outrage, with each step further legitimizing UFOs as a subject for serious minds."
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May 26, 2021 02:50
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Log082 posted:You fucker, you got a literal wink wink nudge nudge. If tv shows are real, you want a super high tech tech company that builds crazy poo poo, that police robot company or the people making invisible fabrics for the army or something, or department of energy I guess
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May 26, 2021 02:57
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The Saucer Hovers posted:this is offensive to stalins mutant balloon babies And Stalin’s berserker human-hybrid army apes.
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May 26, 2021 03:01
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The Saucer Hovers posted:https://www.jasoncolavito.com/blog/the-vicious-circle-the-small-group-of-believers-behind-recent-ufo-news  this guy was not stuffed into enough lockers in school
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May 26, 2021 03:04
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There were no recovered bodies in any of the Roswell story variations until the 80s, when Stanton Friedman started publishing MJ-12 documents that he “found.”. This was well after grays had become part of popular culture, but none of the direct witnesses said anything about dead aliens. That was all secondhand once the people originally part of the story started dying. Jesse whoever just kept talking about debris from a crash.
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May 26, 2021 03:09
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Antifa Turkeesian posted:A US hegemony rooted in oil extraction was by no means firmly in place in 1947. If the US army had gravity drives and zero point energy in the 50s, you would have seen some serious poo poo. They would have teleported Vietnam into the squid universe and enslaved us all through hypno tv broadcasts. i’ll plead ignorance on when exactly big oil came into the picture, but it still makes sense to me that zero point energy wouldn’t be something US empire would willing proliferate despite all the good it could do for the public
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May 26, 2021 03:24
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Antifa Turkeesian posted:There were no recovered bodies in any of the Roswell story variations until the 80s, when Stanton Friedman started publishing MJ-12 documents that he “found.”. This was well after grays had become part of popular culture, but none of the direct witnesses said anything about dead aliens. That was all secondhand once the people originally part of the story started dying. Jesse whoever just kept talking about debris from a crash. however Remigio Baca and Jose Padilla did see a crashed ufo with bodies in new mexico two years before roswell and thats always been their story
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May 26, 2021 03:24
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pancake rabbit posted:
I like that nerd because he reads like 6 languages including Greek and Latin and dives into ancient texts to catch out ancient alien liars
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May 26, 2021 03:47
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I also like Jack Brewer's idea that Roswell was a "cryptographical gardening" op by the army via releasing 2 different texts on the recovered saucer thru AP and Reuters in order to track which sources the Soviets were monitoring.
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May 26, 2021 03:50
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The most interesting theory that I have heard about the videos is that we are now seeing quantum artifacts caused by these new and powerful military radar interacting with the atmosphere. That seems about likely as it being aliens, but the navy sub guys know weird stuff happens with high voltages with batteries in the subs. My pet theory is that some nation discovered that since gravity is a weak electromagnetic force, to actually manipulate gravity, you have to use very very small, but unified electromagnetic forces on a superconducting body.
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May 26, 2021 03:51
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Antifa Turkeesian posted:And Stalin’s berserker human-hybrid army apes. They had such a head start with Zana the Ape Woman's children it barely counts.
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May 26, 2021 03:52
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Ross DaouThot posted:i’ll plead ignorance on when exactly big oil came into the picture, but it still makes sense to me that zero point energy wouldn’t be something US empire would willing proliferate despite all the good it could do for the public They’d use it to annihilate the world and rule the ashes, just like what happened in real life. They had nuclear power but used it for weapons of terror instead of the free energy everyone thought they’d get in the 50s.
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May 26, 2021 03:52
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OT but how come nobody talks about the Almasti anymore? It's all Giganto this and Nephilim that,
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May 26, 2021 03:55
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Max hopium take. The Illuminati/corporations have had advanced energy/flying tech since the 50's but it was suppressed in order to not disrupt the energy markets and the status quo in general. Now that the planet is completely hosed they've been forced to release the energy tech in order to reverse climate change.
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May 26, 2021 04:16
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Pooky posted:Max hopium take. its a fun idea. they don't have to have had it working from the 50s, just an existence proof you could do it and slowly quietly chipping away at it. you give some of the research over to the doe, its slow because its compartmentalized up the wazoo. eventually you give it some info to black projects and get a 'plane' out of it. im not really aware of any big skunkworks projects after the f117 one would guess some rad-but-conventional uav platform but some exotic physics aircraft would be cool too. you'd need some super powerful, tictac sized power source. I wonder who has been working on that... https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lockheed_Martin_Compact_Fusion_Reactor quote:The Lockheed Martin Compact Fusion Reactor (CFR) is a proposed nuclear fusion reactor project at Lockheed Martin’s Skunk Works.[1] Its high-beta configuration, which implies that the ratio of plasma pressure to magnetic pressure is greater than or equal to 1 (compared to tokamak designs' 0.05), allows a compact fusion reactor (CFR) design and expedited development. quote:The prototype was planned to be a 100-megawatt deuterium and tritium reactor measuring 7 by 10 feet (2.1 by 3.0 m) that could fit on the back of a large truck and would be about one tenth the size of current reactor prototypes. 100 megawatts is enough to provide power for 80,000 people.[8][14] A series of prototypes was constructed to approach this goal.
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May 26, 2021 04:25
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Delta-Wye posted:im not really aware of any big skunkworks projects after the f117 one would guess some rad-but-conventional uav platform but some exotic physics aircraft would be cool too. It's not really related to aliens, but I always loved the rumors/conspiracy theories about the SR-71 replacement, the Aurora. Supposedly it was faster and higher and has already been retired between spy satellites and drones. It was "recognizable" by the unique donuts-on-a-rope contrail, a result of its pulse jet engine. True? Who knows. Fun to speculate? Very much so.
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May 26, 2021 04:32
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Toupee Groupie posted:The most interesting theory that I have heard about the videos is that we are now seeing quantum artifacts caused by these new and powerful military radar interacting with the atmosphere. That seems about likely as it being aliens, but the navy sub guys know weird stuff happens with high voltages with batteries in the subs. They go underwater too. The navy sees things that move really fast...not sure what their name for them is right now, hyper something. There's an article somewhere by some journalist who was on a sub next to the guys watching the radar as one zipped past.
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May 26, 2021 04:35
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Log082 posted:It's not really related to aliens, but I always loved the rumors/conspiracy theories about the SR-71 replacement, the Aurora. Supposedly it was faster and higher and has already been retired between spy satellites and drones. It was "recognizable" by the unique donuts-on-a-rope contrail, a result of its pulse jet engine. Was that the one supposedly responsible for the Cash-Landrum incident?
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May 26, 2021 04:36
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i am harry posted:They go underwater too. The navy sees things that move really fast...not sure what their name for them is right now, hyper something. There's an article somewhere by some journalist who was on a sub next to the guys watching the radar as one zipped past. its also important to point out that "very fast" (e.g., ʻOumuamua) means it only took 600,000 years for the aliens to reach us if they came from the closest star. you can tell they subtly mention "how fast" it moves because they know the universe is humongous but even their made up lies produce speeds that mean the aliens would have had to launch something before 100s of millenia before humans ever appeared on earth
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May 26, 2021 04:43
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