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a pipe smoking dog posted:Dominic Cummings keeps saying that he doesn't actually think he's that clever and has now realised it was crazy that anyone thought it was sensible to give him so much influence and control, which is making him worryingly relatable. "In retrospect, having completely shat the bed, I realise I might have been out of my depth."
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# ? May 26, 2021 11:27 |
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Tesseraction posted:"In retrospect, having completely shat the bed, I realise I might have been out of my depth." I agree but it's also more self reflection than I would have expected from a tory
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# ? May 26, 2021 11:29 |
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Cummings just referenced the Spiderman meme in the select Committee and I'm howling
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# ? May 26, 2021 11:30 |
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forkboy84 posted:Cummings just referenced the Spiderman meme in the select Committee and I'm howling Same. Can't tell if this is dumber than Clitzilla referencing the "This is Fine Dog" meme on CNN.
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# ? May 26, 2021 11:31 |
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uugughgh i suppoht the gubahmunt in luhning from the crisus the lussuns that neehd to beh luhhhneed and committing in future to tayke on board those lussuns so weh can move forwaaahd as a cuntry of lussons learned uururrrrhhghghhhh jobsjobsjobsjobs INTURN!!!!!!!!!!!!!! BRUNG ME SOME WUT UGGS IMMUDIUTLY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! UURURUGHHHHH
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# ? May 26, 2021 11:31 |
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Jesus, I missed this at the time. https://twitter.com/StewartWood/status/1397457268694818816
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# ? May 26, 2021 11:35 |
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Tesseraction posted:Same. Can't tell if this is dumber than Clitzilla referencing the "This is Fine Dog" meme on CNN. I knew it was gonna be dumb but didn't quite expect this. I know nobody will be held accountable for any of this but i like to think there'll be a few ministers having some sleepless nights at least.
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# ? May 26, 2021 11:37 |
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Cthulwho posted:I knew it was gonna be dumb but didn't quite expect this. Railing lines of coke all day will do that to you
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# ? May 26, 2021 11:39 |
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Having heard Cummings saying his mate should be made a dictator I want to issue a correction to a previous post. You do not under any circumstances "gotta hand it to him"
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# ? May 26, 2021 11:40 |
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keep punching joe posted:Jesus, I missed this at the time. That whiteboard is a loving disgrace. Marker stains and adhesive strips all over it ffs
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# ? May 26, 2021 11:42 |
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"The Independence Day Jeff Goldblum meeting" My brain hurts, I can't watch anymore
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# ? May 26, 2021 11:42 |
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forkboy84 posted:"The Independence Day Jeff Goldblum meeting" I'm glad the MP told him to cut it out with that poo poo.
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# ? May 26, 2021 11:43 |
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knox_harrington posted:https://twitter.com/IanDunt/status/1397461791198830597 Cummings is basically the only truth teller in UK politics and these pudding brains think he's the one who got rid of "truth telling" as part of politics
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# ? May 26, 2021 11:45 |
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knox_harrington posted:https://twitter.com/IanDunt/status/1397461791198830597 I always want to scream "that's your loving job!" when a political journalist bemoans the quality of political discourse, but fair play this line is pure gold
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# ? May 26, 2021 11:45 |
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forkboy84 posted:Cummings just referenced the Spiderman meme in the select Committee and I'm howling I'm glad a guy who got a couple hundred thousand people killed is so well versed in meme culture. Maybe instead of a memorial to the victims of his hubris, he can just tweet out a JPEG of a trollface saying "Problem?"
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# ? May 26, 2021 11:46 |
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"Mr cummings you are considered incredibly successful. You took back control, you got Brexit done. On this particular issue..."
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# ? May 26, 2021 11:47 |
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sebzilla posted:"Corbyn would have been terrible too" says Cummings, utterly unprovoked. Corbyn woulda been better than bojo but imagine a new Corbyn government with a small majority having to derail its plans to transform society or have a big messy labour civil war to deal with covid as 2/3rds of labour MPs and every other party try to sabotage the response. It woulda been a loving nightmare too
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# ? May 26, 2021 11:48 |
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No 10 will tonight tweet a paraphrase of the dozen perfect wrestlers dril post.
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# ? May 26, 2021 11:48 |
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Failed Imagineer posted:I'm glad a guy who got a couple hundred thousand people killed is so well versed in meme culture. Maybe instead of a memorial to the victims of his hubris, he can just tweet out a JPEG of a trollface saying "Problem?"
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# ? May 26, 2021 11:51 |
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https://twitter.com/OwenJones84/status/1397501927269748744?s=19 Just open confirmation that the BBC's news editor runs interference on behalf of the tory party.
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# ? May 26, 2021 11:52 |
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https://twitter.com/paulwaugh/status/1397487314339778560?s=21
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# ? May 26, 2021 12:01 |
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why didn't they have dommie cummies killed before today like david kelly or that bloke who committed suicide and stuffed his corpse in a suitcase
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# ? May 26, 2021 12:02 |
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crispix posted:why didn't they have dommie cummies killed before today like david kelly or that bloke who committed suicide and stuffed his corpse in a suitcase You're asking why this government was unable to do something smart and forward-thinking? Really?
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# ? May 26, 2021 12:04 |
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Prime Minister Questions. Time for Mr Forensic to show his chops.
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# ? May 26, 2021 12:04 |
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crispix posted:why didn't they have dommie cummies killed before today like david kelly or that bloke who committed suicide and stuffed his corpse in a suitcase Because since Dom left there's no one competently sociopathically ruthless left, it's just a cabinet of clowns filing out of the tiny car
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# ? May 26, 2021 12:10 |
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I suspect that cases of state murder are sanctioned at a higher level than the UK cabinet.
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# ? May 26, 2021 12:12 |
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God PMQs is even more hollow these days. Starmer, to his credit, asks pertinent questions quoting Johnson's own words against him, and BloJo just goes "gently caress off poof, you love Europe"
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# ? May 26, 2021 12:13 |
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i think the actual answer is they didn't bother because there's no longer any opposition to the government
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# ? May 26, 2021 12:13 |
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forkboy84 posted:Because since Dom left there's no one competently sociopathically ruthless left, it's just a cabinet of clowns filing out of the tiny car I mean there's Patel but she seems very, um, focused on very specific issues
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# ? May 26, 2021 12:16 |
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NLJP posted:I mean there's Patel but she seems very, um, focused on very specific issues Don't really think she's particularly competent, just bloodthirsty
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# ? May 26, 2021 12:18 |
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keep punching joe posted:Jesus, I missed this at the time. Is the answer, "any one"? It's "any one", isn't it
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# ? May 26, 2021 12:29 |
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At least Sedwill is not cabinet secretary any more. Now Lord Temporal.
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# ? May 26, 2021 12:34 |
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a pipe smoking dog posted:I agree but it's also more self reflection than I would have expected from a tory Cummings isn't a Tory, he's a mercenary. Possibly - probably? - working for Putin; he spent several years in Moscow and refuses to discuss what he did there. The "who do we not save?" question doesn't bother me, to be honest. People were always going to die and the question of where our efforts were going to be channelled needed to be asked no matter who was in charge. It's the answer to the question that the Tories must be held accountable for, not the question itself.
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# ? May 26, 2021 12:35 |
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https://twitter.com/TeenageExorcis1/status/1397505836981919747?s=19 Dominic Cummies doing a big poo poo in the pool.
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# ? May 26, 2021 12:35 |
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Gonzo McFee posted:https://twitter.com/TeenageExorcis1/status/1397505836981919747?s=19 They knew it was Cummings at the time so the statement really doesn't change at all crispix posted:why didn't they have dommie cummies killed before today like david kelly or that bloke who committed suicide and stuffed his corpse in a suitcase Nothing he's saying is even unknown, let alone a threat to big money or war
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# ? May 26, 2021 12:42 |
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knox_harrington posted:https://twitter.com/IanDunt/status/1397461791198830597
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# ? May 26, 2021 12:44 |
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https://twitter.com/bencsmoke/status/1397501938695086083
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# ? May 26, 2021 12:44 |
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TACD posted:Pretty sure you can get these mate, especially in Glasgow * Paul Mason has entered the chat
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# ? May 26, 2021 12:49 |
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Cummings seems to have a real hateboner for Matt Hancock. Whoever wins we all lose, but it's nice to see all this dirty laundry getting aired
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# ? May 26, 2021 12:54 |
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NoneMoreNegative posted:I hope you bought I did not but definitely would have had I seen it - I stopped reading NTK around 2003 because I changed jobs and for some reason I was having it sent to my work account at the old place. TBH I assume the tailoff in their numbers was caused mostly by this as the tech sector ate itself.
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