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Robobot
Aug 21, 2018

More cities should have a burger district.

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Baron von Eevl
Jan 24, 2005

WHITE NOISE
GENERATOR

🔊😴

Robobot posted:

More cities should have a burger district.

If I could get a Freddy's closer than 30 minutes and a Steak and Shake closer than a few hours away I'd be happy.

ddiddles
Oct 21, 2008

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm a schizophrenic and so am I

Velocity Raptor posted:

"Look at this faulty graft..."

hehehehe

Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin

Now I'm off to represent the entire Red Army at the buffet. You folks enjoy yourselves.

Trabant
Nov 26, 2011

All systems nominal.

Memento posted:

Now I'm off to represent the entire Red Army at the buffet. You folks girls enjoy yourselves.

And you call yourself "Memento."

https://i.imgur.com/1xsaBj6.mp4

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS
I hosed Germany. I think I can take a flesh lump in a loving waistcoat.

Mr. Crow
May 22, 2008

Snap City mayor for life

Platystemon posted:

I hosed Germany. I think I can take a flesh lump in a loving waistcoat.

But could you take a chimpanzee?

DicktheCat
Feb 15, 2011

Mr. Crow posted:

But could you take a chimpanzee?

Aren't their dicks really small compared to a person's? I don't think you'd have to do too much stretching, but do use lots of lube, if it's anal.

I believe in them! :kiddo:

Kenning
Jan 11, 2009

I really want to post goatse. Instead I only have these🍄.



DicktheCat posted:

Aren't their dicks really small compared to a person's? I don't think you'd have to do too much stretching, but do use lots of lube, if it's anal.

I believe in them! :kiddo:

Small dicks, but huge balls.

boofhead
Feb 18, 2021

DicktheCat posted:

Aren't their dicks really small compared to a person's? I don't think you'd have to do too much stretching, but do use lots of lube, if it's anal.

I believe in them! :kiddo:

Finally, now I know how to self-identify on Grindr

Amphigory
Feb 6, 2005




Kenning posted:

Small dicks, but huge balls.


Finally, now I know how to self-identify on Grindr

Samovar
Jun 4, 2011

I'm 😤 not a 🦸🏻‍♂️hero...🧜🏻




I thought we were to get rid of all those smilies.

Heath
Apr 30, 2008

🍂🎃🏞️💦

Samovar posted:

I thought we were to get rid of all those smilies.

:pedoranda:

Facebook Aunt
Oct 4, 2008

wiggle wiggle




Samovar posted:

I thought we were to get rid of all those smilies.

The fat jaguars did nothing wrong.

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS

Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin

Trabant posted:

And you call yourself "Memento."

https://i.imgur.com/1xsaBj6.mp4

I was trying not to gender it tbh

Splicer
Oct 16, 2006

from hell's heart I cast at thee
🧙🐀🧹🌙🪄🐸

Velocity Raptor posted:

"Look at this faulty graft..."
"Here's a funny post, it made me laugh"

BooDooBoo
Jul 14, 2005

That makes no sense to me at all.


https://fi.somethingawful.com/images/gangtags/severancemdr.gif

what the what?

Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule


BooDooBoo posted:

what the what?

Field Marchal Zhukov
Head of The Soviet Army

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS

quote:

Jason Isaacs wears fewer medals than the real-life Georgi Zhukov. Writer and director Armando Iannucci thought that the real number of medals was too unbelievable.

FreudianSlippers
Apr 12, 2010

Shooting and Fucking
are the same thing!

Before WW2 for comparison

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


TBH Zhukov was possibly the only man who could and had prevented the USSR from collapsing under the advancement of the German armies. So give him all of the medals.

Scratch Monkey
Oct 25, 2010

👰Proč bychom se netěšili🥰když nám Pán Bůh🙌🏻zdraví dá💪?
https://i.imgur.com/oVR6Xso.mp4

Hyperlynx
Sep 13, 2015


Huh. Did the Soviets not do the medal ribbons thing?

edit: oh, I guess they did:

Hyperlynx has a new favorite as of 13:51 on May 26, 2021

Mr. Fall Down Terror
Jan 24, 2018

by Fluffdaddy

Hyperlynx posted:

Huh. Did the Soviets not do the medal ribbons thing?

edit: oh, I guess they did:


you end up with ribbons because of guys like zhukov who carry a backbreaking amount of medals

the funny thing is, zhukov earned all those medals. he wasn't a backlines desk general who never saw poo poo. dude started his career in the tsar's army as a lowest level conscript and ended up being the man defending moscow and the guy who signed the german surrender on behalf of russia. in death of stalin they sum up his personality pretty accurately, for a blown-out farce

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS
Zhukov had a weakness for the decadent American soft drink Coca-Cola.

At the request of Truman, the Coca-Cola company bottled it especially for him in plain bottles with no food coloring, so that it would appear to be vodka. That was an acceptable drink for a working man.

Trabant
Nov 26, 2011

All systems nominal.

Memento posted:

I was trying not to gender it tbh

Ah, I see. Well, it's a quote from Zhukov-portrayed-as-an-angry-Yorkshireman-by-Jason-Isaacs. I can't imagine anyone would hold that against you.

Unless maybe they didn't see the movie, but who cares about those people?

mrpwase
Apr 21, 2010

I HAVE GREAT AVATAR IDEAS
For the Many, Not the Few


FreudianSlippers posted:

Before WW2 for comparison

Wow what happened in WW2!?!?

e:

Mr. Fall Down Terror posted:

the funny thing is, zhukov earned all those medals. he wasn't a backlines desk general who never saw poo poo. dude started his career in the tsar's army as a lowest level conscript and ended up being the man defending moscow and the guy who signed the german surrender on behalf of russia. in death of stalin they sum up his personality pretty accurately, for a blown-out farce

Good lad

mrpwase has a new favorite as of 14:30 on May 26, 2021

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day

LOL wow

Vindolanda
Feb 13, 2012

It's just like him too, y'know?

Hyperlynx posted:

Huh. Did the Soviets not do the medal ribbons thing?

edit: oh, I guess they did:


Russia and the Soviet Union (not sure about the Federation) also didn’t have a way to show successive awards - you just get the medal multiple times. Regulations (if I remember right) also said that you had to wear all decorations including successive awards and anniversary/long service awards.

Put that together with a delight in finery meaning that on big occasions you’d wear the medals rather than the ribbons and one ends up with Corporal 3rd Class Ivan Ivanovich Ivanov, who fought from Moscow to Berlin then spent twenty years polishing rifles in a depot, being a disco ball of metal.

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


Johnny Aztec
Jan 30, 2005

by Hand Knit
Considering Papa pig there is like 9 feet tall, canonically ,
That would actually be a pretty big spider

Bismuth
Jun 11, 2010

by Azathoth
Hell Gem
Lol Peppas dad is a goon

Scratch Monkey
Oct 25, 2010

👰Proč bychom se netěšili🥰když nám Pán Bůh🙌🏻zdraví dá💪?

BooDooBoo
Jul 14, 2005

That makes no sense to me at all.


https://fi.somethingawful.com/images/gangtags/severancemdr.gif

Humphreys posted:

Field Marchal Zhukov
Head of The Soviet Army

Was he a furry?

Why is a clip from The Death Of Stalin bullying a furry?

Biplane
Jul 18, 2005

BooDooBoo posted:

Was he a furry?

Why is a clip from The Death Of Stalin bullying a furry?

Did they teach you nothing about WW2 in school?

Robobot
Aug 21, 2018

Biplane posted:

Did they teach you nothing about WW2 in school?

zedprime
Jun 9, 2007

yospos
There is a cottage industry of passive sex initiation tools for no pressure signalling u want sum fuk with a long-term partner. Most of them are unbelievably cutesy. No, I can't find any more examples and my Google is already ruined by googling sex initiation.

Megillah Gorilla
Sep 22, 2003

If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.



Bread Liar

They're also not "very, very small".


I once saw one of those reality police shows with British cops and someone called them up because there was a spider in a phone booth and a huge crowd had gathered, looking on in terror.

It wasn't even the size of the last joint on my thumb and it had brought traffic in the village to a standstill :ughh:

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BaronVonVaderham
Jul 31, 2011

All hail the queen!

zedprime posted:

There is a cottage industry of passive sex initiation tools for no pressure signalling u want sum fuk with a long-term partner. Most of them are unbelievably cutesy. No, I can't find any more examples and my Google is already ruined by googling sex initiation.

There's also really awkward poo poo like this:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fZLQER_DtR8

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