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Hihohe
Oct 4, 2008

Fuck you and the sun you live under


Or like Morticia Addams, Vampira, or Elvira. I dont know what rock youve been living under but peepees get hard for pale skin.


MFW i post that on a new page

Hihohe has a new favorite as of 14:27 on May 26, 2021

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LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day





Twitch
Apr 15, 2003

by Fluffdaddy
i just wanna see big greasy monster tits, and you can fuckin ban me if thats wrong

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

Twitch posted:

i just wanna see big greasy monster tits, and you can fuckin ban me if thats wrong

Just turn off your monitor.

Hihohe
Oct 4, 2008

Fuck you and the sun you live under


https://twitter.com/luulubuu/status/1397297544284319749?s=19

https://twitter.com/DysphoriaQueen/status/1397289366658093072?s=19

Hihohe has a new favorite as of 15:14 on May 26, 2021

HisMajestyBOB
Oct 21, 2010


College Slice

LMAO

pseudorandom
Jun 16, 2010



Yam Slacker

Who cares about UNO when you could be playing Peggle?

Lodin
Jul 31, 2003

by Fluffdaddy
I don't have loving Peggle, you stupid piece of poo poo!









LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day

Lodin posted:

I don't have loving Peggle, you stupid piece of poo poo!











LOL

ChubbyChecker
Mar 25, 2018

Twitch posted:

i just wanna see big greasy monster tits, and you can fuckin ban me if thats wrong

3D Megadoodoo posted:

Just turn off your monitor.

Biplane
Jul 18, 2005

Lodin posted:

I don't have loving Peggle, you stupid piece of poo poo!











:cabot:

The Anime Liker
Aug 8, 2009

by VideoGames
RE8 Dommy Mommy wasn't astro-turfed.

You can tell because there's no way a Japanese video game company is better at astro-turfing than Disney.

"But japanese game devs clearly understand american psychology, though. Look at the sales figures."

To which I laugh and point out that you will be doxxed and threatened and chased off the internet by a psychotic mob if you say anything negative at all about a Disney property. And yet you can still spot the Disney astro-turfers from a mile away in the sea of sociopathic degenerate Disney fans.

Pope Hilarius II
Nov 10, 2008

https://twitter.com/GrrlGhost/status/1397240935487053827

Lodin
Jul 31, 2003

by Fluffdaddy

A HORNY SWEARENGEN posted:

RE8 Dommy Mommy wasn't astro-turfed.

You can tell because there's no way a Japanese video game company is better at astro-turfing than Disney.

"But japanese game devs clearly understand american psychology, though. Look at the sales figures."

To which I laugh and point out that you will be doxxed and threatened and chased off the internet by a psychotic mob if you say anything negative at all about a Disney property. And yet you can still spot the Disney astro-turfers from a mile away in the sea of sociopathic degenerate Disney fans.

Yeah, I think it's more that they released a trailer with her and the whole internet got turbo horny and there was a ton of fan art within hours. Someone at Capcom saw this and realized that they should absolutely focus on her for the rest of the campaign and it totally worked.

Similar to how Far Cry 3 was presented. Once Ubisoft realized what an amazing character Vaas was they plastered him on the cover and all other marketing. Then the game came out and he snuffs it about half way through. Then you're introduced to the real baddie who's just a poo poo Bond Villain. It's really telling that I can no longer remember if the dude was Dutch or South African.

marshmallow creep
Dec 10, 2008

I've been sitting here for 5 mins trying to think of a joke to make but I just realised the animators of Mass Effect already did it for me

pseudorandom posted:

Who cares about UNO when you could be playing Peggle?

Collapsing Farts
Jun 29, 2018

💀
Dudes on the internet are horny and lonely = lots of time to make memes about big titty goths

Bismuth
Jun 11, 2010

by Azathoth
Hell Gem

Collapsing Farts posted:

Dudes on the internet are horny and lonely = lots of time to make memes about big titty goths

Hey now, lesbians too

Fister Roboto
Feb 21, 2008

It's 2021, everyone is horny and lonely (hornly).

Code Jockey
Jan 24, 2006

69420 basic bytes free

Lodin posted:

Yeah, I think it's more that they released a trailer with her and the whole internet got turbo horny and there was a ton of fan art within hours. Someone at Capcom saw this and realized that they should absolutely focus on her for the rest of the campaign and it totally worked.

yeah this makes sense

Empty Sandwich
Apr 22, 2008

goatse mugs
honey

The Anime Liker
Aug 8, 2009

by VideoGames

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day
It shoulda been edward furlong in the ground.

pseudorandom
Jun 16, 2010



Yam Slacker

Fister Roboto posted:

It's 2021, everyone is horny and lonely (hornly).

gently caress THE HORNY POLICE




...poo poo, wait, no.














One More Fat Nerd
Apr 13, 2007

Mama’s Lil’ Louie

Nap Ghost

pseudorandom posted:

Who cares about UNO when you could be playing Peggle?

I would also like to state my preference for getting Peggled by the giant goth.

The Anime Liker
Aug 8, 2009

by VideoGames
#GamerGape

Shit Fuckasaurus
Oct 14, 2005

i think right angles might be an abomination against nature you guys
Lipstick Apathy

Bismuth posted:

Hey now, lesbians too

Allow me to refer you to this publication (Mitchell, Thompson, et al. 1997) regarding usage of the pronoun "dude" and it's non-gender-specific nature.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iKYXmjfQY4U

Velocity Raptor
Jul 27, 2007

I MADE A PROMISE
I'LL DO ANYTHING

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

:regd09:noice

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

some plague rats posted:

bike tory about to get some very weird PMs

I know because I sent some

So this is something that has been grating on my brain for a while and I am using this as an excuse to bring it up, there is someone who posts in the Death Stranding thread with a very similar name to bike tory and the same avatar and I NEED to know whether or not you have an alt account for posting in the death stranding thread or if there is some sort of theme I am not getting.

https://forums.somethingawful.com/member.php?action=getinfo&userid=203917

pseudorandom
Jun 16, 2010



Yam Slacker
A puptart is an emotion

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

kirbysuperstar posted:

In some versions of Duke Nukem 3D you can use the 'quick melee' button at the same time you're using the 'melee as a weapon' thing (like using the fists or chainsaw in Doom) and it looks like Duke is floating about while riverdancing or kicking with both feet at once.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DjGZg_XikYM

Also in the old half life 2 mod SMOD you can kick the car/boat you are driving to go faster.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JiUgANnRk2M

how do physics work

Volcott
Mar 30, 2010

People paying American dollars to let other people know they didn't agree with someone's position on something is the lifeblood of these forums.
Big vampire lady's only in like an hour and a half of a 10 hour game, though. They leaned into it re: marketing but don't appear to have actually expanded her role any. You see her and the other Dark Souls-brand Four Kings hanging out with the final boss, then she's there for the castle, then you see her name pop up in files near the end of the game. That's it.

Empty Sandwich
Apr 22, 2008

goatse mugs

I missed Landerig the first time around

Zil
Jun 4, 2011

Satanically Summoned Citrus


Volcott posted:

Big vampire lady's only in like an hour and a half of a 10 hour game, though. They leaned into it re: marketing but don't appear to have actually expanded her role any. You see her and the other Dark Souls-brand Four Kings hanging out with the final boss, then she's there for the castle, then you see her name pop up in files near the end of the game. That's it.

I am sure she will get her own DLC just to cash in.

Heath
Apr 30, 2008

🍂🎃🏞️💦

Zil posted:

I am sure she will get her own DLC just to cash in.

It's too bad it's a first person game because imagine playing as her in RE4-style over-the-shoulder Mercenaries mode and the sales that would generate. Somehow more people would buy the DLC than the actual game.

The Anime Liker
Aug 8, 2009

by VideoGames
If they're smart giant mommy milkers will be the new Wesker

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day


LifeSunDeath has a new favorite as of 20:05 on May 26, 2021

zoux
Apr 28, 2006

No...

The Anime Liker
Aug 8, 2009

by VideoGames
Haha just kidding...

unless...

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90s Cringe Rock
Nov 29, 2006
:gay:
Pictured: one of the greatest elves ever to live, with hair so powerful that jealousy of it inspired the Silmarils. Shown here with her boytoy Teleporno, a bit of rough she picked up because he had a sweet boat.

They are always up for a third.

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