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BooDooBoo
Jul 14, 2005

That makes no sense to me at all.


https://fi.somethingawful.com/images/gangtags/severancemdr.gif

Biplane posted:

Did they teach you nothing about WW2 in school?

Nowhere near enough, apparently!

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BOOTY-ADE
Aug 30, 2006

BIG KOOL TELLIN' Y'ALL TO KEEP IT TIGHT

Velocity Raptor posted:

"Look at this faulty graft..."

This is how you remind me
Of the nips on my back

Van Dis
Jun 19, 2004

For sale, sex initiation candle, unburned

Bismuth
Jun 11, 2010

by Azathoth
Hell Gem
Never lit

Ugly In The Morning
Jul 1, 2010
Pillbug

Bismuth posted:

Never lit

Gotta keep it at six words. :colbert:

Neddy Seagoon
Oct 12, 2012

"Hi Everybody!"

Ugly In The Morning posted:

Gotta keep it at six words. :colbert:

For sale: Candle unlit, never laid.

Bismuth
Jun 11, 2010

by Azathoth
Hell Gem

Ugly In The Morning posted:

Gotta keep it at six words. :colbert:

I think the "never x" part is more iconic than the number of words, but "sex candle, never lit" also works?

DandyLion
Jun 24, 2010
disrespectul Deciever

Ugly In The Morning posted:

Gotta keep it at six words. :colbert:

No Dick the Unlit Candle

Cocaine Bear
Nov 4, 2011

ACAB

My partner won't gently caress me, candle.

Basic Poster
May 11, 2015

Those who can make you believe absurdities can make you commit atrocities.

On Facebook
:nws:

wow.

:nws:

Erebus
Jul 13, 2001

Okay... Keep your head, Steve boy...


Can't believe Peppa Pig is just remaking old Internet videos now

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ms2klX-puUU

CaptainBeefart
Mar 28, 2016


Velocity Raptor posted:

"Look at this faulty graft..."

Lol

Cocaine Bear
Nov 4, 2011

ACAB


Lol, I dig the even mix of dudes and gals buying it. Is there still a wish/Ali express crazy purchases thread? Those apps are a loving deep and crazy rabbit hole.

Basic Poster
May 11, 2015

Those who can make you believe absurdities can make you commit atrocities.

On Facebook

Cocaine Bear posted:

Lol, I dig the even mix of dudes and gals buying it. Is there still a wish/Ali express crazy purchases thread? Those apps are a loving deep and crazy rabbit hole.

I tried to start a gbs one years ago and it did what all my threads do. Not bad enough for :gas: not good enough for a reply.

Flipperwaldt
Nov 11, 2011

Won't somebody think of the starving hamsters in China?



The current AliExpress thread in gbs has been going since 2017.

Basic Poster
May 11, 2015

Those who can make you believe absurdities can make you commit atrocities.

On Facebook

Flipperwaldt posted:

The current AliExpress thread in gbs has been going since 2017.

Don't rub it in.

Hirayuki
Mar 28, 2010


Cocaine Bear posted:

My partner won't gently caress me, candle.
Not even when they're lit? :(

Splicer
Oct 16, 2006

from hell's heart I cast at thee
🧙🐀🧹🌙🪄🐸
Beverly Crusher's great great great great great great great great great great great great great grandma about to start a family tradition

Nenonen
Oct 22, 2009

Mulla on aina kolkyt donaa taskussa
"No returns but let me know if there's a problem"

Do they really want to know? In detail??

Powerful Two-Hander
Mar 10, 2004

Mods please change my name to "Tooter Skeleton" TIA.



"welcum to imp zone" indeed

Basic Poster
May 11, 2015

Those who can make you believe absurdities can make you commit atrocities.

On Facebook
Really just keeps.on giving.

Knormal
Nov 11, 2001

zedprime posted:

There is a cottage industry of passive sex initiation tools for no pressure signalling u want sum fuk with a long-term partner. Most of them are unbelievably cutesy. No, I can't find any more examples and my Google is already ruined by googling sex initiation.

Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

📈📊🍪😋



... You mean it's complete?

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day

Basic Poster posted:

Really just keeps.on giving.

I'm also a convicted arsonist.

voiceless anal fricative
May 6, 2007

that picture of Zhukov inspired me

Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

📈📊🍪😋



Probably be a bit more on point with all those dolled-up North Korean generals tbh.

Spikey
May 12, 2001

From my cold, dead hands!


Basic Poster posted:

Really just keeps.on giving.

da share z0ne is putting out shirts now?

Lobok
Jul 13, 2006

Say Watt?

Spikey posted:

da share z0ne is putting out shirts now?

They actually are.

spookygonk
Apr 3, 2005
Does not give a damn

Data Graham posted:

Probably be a bit more on point with all those dolled-up North Korean generals tbh.

Silly Burrito
Nov 27, 2007

SET A COURSE FOR
THE FLAVOR QUADRANT

Are those the minimum amounts of flair?

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

Silly Burrito posted:

Are those the minimum amounts of flair?

Getting a new medal for the work they do on testing the mortars

Phanatic
Mar 13, 2007

Please don't forget that I am an extremely racist idiot who also has terrible opinions about the Culture series.

Silly Burrito posted:

Are those the minimum amounts of flair?

Those are actually the maximum amounts of flair NK can afford.

Captain Splendid
Jan 7, 2009

Qu'en pense Caffarelli?

Milo and POTUS posted:

Getting a new medal for the work they do on testing the mortars

Pretty sure they test the mortars on the generals

Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

I'm meat on the hoof
They have apparently tested anti-aircraft guns on defense officials, musicians, and others.
https://www.google.com/search?client=firefox-b-1-d&q=nk+men+executed+with+anti-aircraft+guns

Johnny Aztec
Jan 30, 2005

by Hand Knit

In this it will be possible to Cumming? Just wouldn't want it to cause Later Wee-Wee Which can't be washed. Yes and whether Slaves Will see.. Frozen and no allowed in Gym More.

Hyperlynx
Sep 13, 2015


Yeah, yeah, we've all seen HDoom

Mr. Fall Down Terror
Jan 24, 2018

by Fluffdaddy

Pigsfeet on Rye posted:

They have apparently tested anti-aircraft guns on defense officials, musicians, and others.
https://www.google.com/search?client=firefox-b-1-d&q=nk+men+executed+with+anti-aircraft+guns

they haven't

https://www.bbc.com/news/world-asia-48477248

north korea is a brutal totalitarian dictatorship that routinely practices human rights abuses on its people and executes high ranking people, but also its such a closed society that all kinds of depraved , impossible to fact-check rumors get passed around as fact. if you hear that some random north korean general or bureaucrat or soccer player got fed to dogs or blown up with cannons or carved up with lasers, it almost certainly began as some shitpost article in a south korean tabloid or on chinese social media. half the time the people brutally executed will show up again a year or two later, perfectly fine

Kheldarn
Feb 17, 2011



Johnny Aztec posted:

In this it will be possible to Cumming? Just wouldn't want it to cause Later Wee-Wee Which can't be washed. Yes and whether Slaves Will see.. Frozen and no allowed in Gym More.

Can wash it. Cum wont come off

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

Mr. Fall Down Terror posted:

they haven't

https://www.bbc.com/news/world-asia-48477248

north korea is a brutal totalitarian dictatorship that routinely practices human rights abuses on its people and executes high ranking people, but also its such a closed society that all kinds of depraved , impossible to fact-check rumors get passed around as fact. if you hear that some random north korean general or bureaucrat or soccer player got fed to dogs or blown up with cannons or carved up with lasers, it almost certainly began as some shitpost article in a south korean tabloid or on chinese social media. half the time the people brutally executed will show up again a year or two later, perfectly fine

Well I thought they executed some woman for making pornography and looked it up and now that's a very questionable google search that turned up negative

e: She sang Excellent Horse-like Lady which is a very funny title and why I remembered it

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StillFullyTerrible
Feb 16, 2020

you should have left Let's Play open for public view, Lowtax
they don't really execute people in north korea for one thing, so any reports you see of that are gonna be false

arresting them and their family and working them to death in prison camps, yes. executions, no.

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