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Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



Aardvark! posted:

to get the new mestre de pizza tag you must quote this with a bad pizza that hasnt been posted here before yet. lets see some content goons

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AHH F/UGH
May 25, 2002

Stink Terios posted:



This one is making me queasy to look at

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag

Aardvark! posted:

to get the new mestre de pizza tag you must quote this with a bad pizza that hasnt been posted here before yet. lets see some content goons

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I feel like this may have been posted before so just in case

Tenchrono
Jun 2, 2011


Aardvark! posted:

to get the new mestre de pizza tag you must quote this with a bad pizza that hasnt been posted here before yet. lets see some content goons

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Some homegrown content from years ago:

BIG DRYWALL MAN posted:

Hey pizza goons, I saw how much you loved my last pizza so I made another (Using the dough in the OP)

Pre-shredded colby jack
Chicken that brined in pickle juice
Pace salsa. (since you guys dont like tostitos?)
Honey crisp apples
Half an onion.

uber_stoat
Jan 21, 2001



Pillbug

AHH F/UGH posted:

This one is making me queasy to look at

did they soak the shrooms in bleach?

Desperado Bones
Aug 29, 2009

Cute, adorable, and creepy at the same time!


uber_stoat posted:

did they soak the shrooms in bleach?

those are canned mushrooms.

pacerhimself
Dec 30, 2008

by Fluffdaddy

DarkSoulsTantrum posted:



I feel like this may have been posted before so just in case

That's super dry, over smoked sausage.

Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

I'm meat on the hoof
Eel pizza, supposedly

SkyeAuroline
Nov 12, 2020

Pigsfeet on Rye posted:

Eel pizza, supposedly


Eel meat is good. Done right, absolutely would.

That ain't done right.

PokeJoe
Aug 24, 2004

hail cgatan


Aardvark! posted:

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i got a 4 oliver



can i get my cyberpunk 2020 one replaced w pizza one

Stink Terios
Oct 17, 2012


PokeJoe posted:

i got a 4 oliver



can i get my cyberpunk 2020 one replaced w pizza one

Did this place really serve frozen pizza? Shameful.

strangehamster
Sep 21, 2010

dance the night away


Aardvark! posted:

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I got this from a busy pizza place late Friday, I got the wrong pie.

Randabis
Apr 2, 2005



Aardvark! posted:

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I'm not sure if them not mangling this one would have made it any better.

TontoCorazon
Aug 18, 2007


Aardvark! posted:

to get the new mestre de pizza tag you must quote this with a bad pizza that hasnt been posted here before yet. lets see some content goons

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Comfy Fleece Sweater
Apr 2, 2013

You see, but you do not observe.

Aardvark! posted:

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Mamma mia! It is my family recipe for over 8 months, it is Le Pandemic Speciale cooked by El Mestre De Pizza



Order these and more at mio sono fantastico website with legendary service and also we have bike repair shop

http://www.myshittypizza.com/

Desperado Bones
Aug 29, 2009

Cute, adorable, and creepy at the same time!


Aardvark! posted:

to get the new mestre de pizza tag you must quote this with a bad pizza that hasnt been posted here before yet. lets see some content goons

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The only tag I won't miss is the NO ANIMES one.

I heard you like eggs in your pizza!!!

TontoCorazon
Aug 18, 2007


Desperado Bones posted:

The only tag I won't miss is the NO ANIMES one.

I heard you like eggs in your pizza!!!


That looks dope, gently caress those olives though

its all nice on rice
Nov 12, 2006

Sweet, Salty Goodness.



Buglord

Aardvark! posted:

to get the new mestre de pizza tag you must quote this with a bad pizza that hasnt been posted here before yet. lets see some content goons

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Inepta Lacerta
Nov 20, 2012

.
Really quite silly indeed.

Aardvark! posted:

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Honk honk!



Mozarella, red bellpepper, salami, loose corn, black olives, some mushrooms (literally what the recipe says), ham, shredded cheese and finally, one (whole) cocktail tomato.

All served on lovely, lovely white, sandwich squares. Mmmm

It's sort of inoffensive, but then there's the loose corn and sandwich squares. And you bet that (pre-)shredded cheese will be entirely devoid of taste.

Inepta Lacerta fucked around with this message at 07:35 on May 27, 2021

Take the plunge! Okay!
Feb 24, 2007



Aardvark! posted:

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Enjoy!

Quantum of Phallus
Dec 27, 2010
Probation
Can't post for 7 hours!

Aardvark! posted:

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plz

Shaman Tank Spec
Dec 26, 2003

*blep*



Aardvark! posted:

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Sweden, what else?



Are... are those sugar cherries?



I kinda like this, it's cute :3:

Shaman Tank Spec fucked around with this message at 12:28 on May 27, 2021

axolotl farmer
May 17, 2007

Now I'm going to sing the Perry Mason theme

Shaman Tank Spec posted:

Sweden, what else?




Hmm, a Christmas buffet pizza! :sweden:

My guesses, clockwise: Dopp i grytan (brown bread soaked in ham broth), boiled red cabbage with vinegar, ham and mustard, prinskorv (pork sausage), prosciutto (for some reason), potatoes au gratin, prosciutto again (what?), center: meatballs with beetroot and mayo salad.

Prosciutto doesn't really belong on a Christmans buffet, and it's missing pickled herring, lutefisk and sweet rice porridge.

Ziv Zulander
Mar 24, 2017

ZZ for short


Aardvark! posted:

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Survey says, rice pizza






Porfiriato
Jan 4, 2016


Aardvark! posted:

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I present to you three selections from the "American Bar" in Inner Mongolia. I don't know why the crust is black. I don't why the crust is red. I don't know anything





laserghost
Feb 12, 2014

trust me, I'm a cat.

Aardvark! posted:

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OMFG FURRY
Jul 10, 2006

[snarky comment]

Aardvark! posted:

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Kart Barfunkel
Nov 10, 2009


Aardvark! posted:

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Armitag3
Mar 15, 2020

Forget it Jake, it's cybertown.



This is cooked?

laserghost
Feb 12, 2014

trust me, I'm a cat.

I guess???

Take the plunge! Okay!
Feb 24, 2007




ephex
Nov 4, 2007





PHWOAR CRIMINAL

Aardvark! posted:

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Döner Pizza or as they call it... Dizza:

Armitag3
Mar 15, 2020

Forget it Jake, it's cybertown.


ephex posted:

Döner Pizza or as they call it... Dizza:


What's dizza?

Shaman Tank Spec
Dec 26, 2003

*blep*



ephex posted:

Döner Pizza or as they call it... Dizza:


I'm not gonna lie.

I'd eat it. I wouldn't be proud of myself, but I'd eat it.

Darkest Auer
Dec 30, 2006

They're silly

Ramrod XTreme

Aardvark! posted:

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What's amazing about this ... thing is that it looks exactly the same whether it's cold or warm

its all nice on rice
Nov 12, 2006

Sweet, Salty Goodness.



Buglord

Shaman Tank Spec posted:

I'm not gonna lie.

I'd eat it. I wouldn't be proud of myself, but I'd eat it.

What happens on Thursday night, after you've had one too many drinks, is between you and the greasy box.
The box does not judge.

Shaman Tank Spec
Dec 26, 2003

*blep*



Darkest Auer posted:



What's amazing about this ... thing is that it looks exactly the same whether it's cold or warm

Back when I was a teen, we had regular LAN parties in my parents' kitchen on weekends. One weekend the local supermarket was selling these "pizzas" (affectionately known as mudflaps in Finland) for 50 pennies a pop, because they were about to expire. We bought something like 40 pizzas, and I still remember the cashier's increasingly astonished expression as three nerds kept piling more and more pizzas on the conveyor belt.

In the end we ate maybe 10 of them total over the weekend and then had this pile of plastic pizza baggies that started to slowly expand as some mysterious gasses built up inside them and nobody wanted to open any because we were pretty sure whatever gasses a Saarioinen pizza puts out aren't something you want to inhale.

That's my pizza story!

laserghost
Feb 12, 2014

trust me, I'm a cat.

This tickled some of my own memories of all-night computer-staring parties with my friends, so I googled the pizza brand you mentioned and lol they really look like this?

von Braun
Oct 30, 2009


Broder Daniel Forever

axolotl farmer posted:

Hmm, a Christmas buffet pizza! :sweden:

My guesses, clockwise: Dopp i grytan (brown bread soaked in ham broth), boiled red cabbage with vinegar, ham and mustard, prinskorv (pork sausage), prosciutto (for some reason), potatoes au gratin, prosciutto again (what?), center: meatballs with beetroot and mayo salad.

Prosciutto doesn't really belong on a Christmans buffet, and it's missing pickled herring, lutefisk and sweet rice porridge.

gratin? at christmas? you eat Jansons temptation then

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Tenchrono
Jun 2, 2011


ephex posted:

Döner Pizza or as they call it... Dizza:


I would definitely eat this Pizza.

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