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May 25, 2021 19:25
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I mean, I'm going to say it again, I would at least try all of these burgs 'n' dawgs if not outright demolish them - except for that extremely sorry looking UK brain dog from the beginning of the thread.
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May 25, 2021 19:31
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I would even eat this dick-in-a-cart (I assume that is what it is called) if I were drunk, no fuckin problem
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May 25, 2021 19:32
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This is awesome I thought everyone's dad beat the poo poo out of them when they played with their food I am pleased this is NOT the case
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May 25, 2021 19:35
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May 26, 2021 08:18
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Don't overmix the beef
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May 26, 2021 08:28
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SilvergunSuperman posted:Don't overmix the beef "Overmix The BEEF" was my band name in college - our best known single was "Open Faced Despair (with a Side of Bacon)"
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May 26, 2021 14:01
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I miss Brent.
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May 26, 2021 15:34
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I think this one may in fact be the worst, seeing the beef cooked like that triggered something inside me 
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May 26, 2021 21:45
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COMPAGNIE TOMMY posted:I think this one may in fact be the worst, seeing the beef cooked like that triggered something inside me Grow up and eat the Beefpacolypse burger, nerd I'll take two, with a side of beefy fries, beer battered strips of formed ground beef
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May 26, 2021 23:21
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ilovebeersooomuch posted:"Overmix The BEEF" was my band name in college - our best known single was "Open Faced Despair (with a Side of Bacon)" Post it. If is was a lie then quickly record one and post that instead. You've promised much, now deliver.
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May 27, 2021 00:43
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COMPAGNIE TOMMY posted:I'm curious as to your definition of "bread" Tortillas are bread. The flour ones at least.
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May 27, 2021 01:46
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Devils Affricate posted:Tortillas are bread. The flour ones at least. I guess the (wrong) idea is that all starches are the same and no two can go together, nobody tell them about rice in burritos 
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May 27, 2021 10:52
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COMPAGNIE TOMMY posted:I guess the (wrong) idea is that all starches are the same and no two can go together, nobody tell them about rice in burritos Or French fries
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May 27, 2021 12:08
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COMPAGNIE TOMMY posted:I guess the (wrong) idea is that all starches are the same and no two can go together, nobody tell them about rice in burritos rice in burritos should be illegal
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May 27, 2021 15:16
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Aardvark! posted:rice in burritos should be illegal 
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May 27, 2021 15:17
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Aardvark! posted:rice in burritos should be illegal How do you stop the juice from making the tortilla soggy and dripping out the bottom?
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May 27, 2021 15:22
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Poke a hole in the bottom and hold the burrito vertically so it can drain into a mug for a convenient after-lunch drink
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May 27, 2021 15:24
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DarkSoulsTantrum posted:How do you stop the juice from making the tortilla soggy and dripping out the bottom? this would be a problem even if i had rice because i love Wet rear end Burritos however, the answer is: if i'm eating a regular burrito i tear off the foil bit by bit. if i'm reading a smothered burrito then, well, lol
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May 27, 2021 15:26
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DarkSoulsTantrum posted:How do you stop the juice from making the tortilla soggy and dripping out the bottom? Have you ever eaten a Weisswurst the Bavarian way? You make an incision in the top of the burrito and slowly tug the contents from the bottom up straight into your gullet. Think of the juicy finishing shot as, like a reward.
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May 27, 2021 15:27
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Aardvark! posted:rice in burritos should be illegal
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May 27, 2021 15:37
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Derpies posted:Have you ever eaten a Weisswurst the Bavarian way? You make an incision in the top of the burrito and slowly tug the contents from the bottom up straight into your gullet. Think of the juicy finishing shot as, like a reward. I eat all of my sausages this way
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May 27, 2021 16:22
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Aardvark! posted:rice in burritos should be illegal This. Also do NOT put fries on Shawarma Bonzo fucked around with this message at 18:42 on May 27, 2021 |
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May 27, 2021 17:56
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Aardvark! posted:rice in burritos should be illegal Don't get me started on this. I moved from So Cal up to the Pacific Northwest and every place up here wants to fill your burrito with rice (and beans). Order a carne asada burrito, it's gonna be at least half filled with rice and beans. It's just cheap filler and it has no place inside a proper burrito.
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May 27, 2021 17:57
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AcidCat posted:Don't get me started on this. I moved from So Cal up to the Pacific Northwest and every place up here wants to fill your burrito with rice (and beans). Order a carne asada burrito, it's gonna be at least half filled with rice and beans. It's just cheap filler and it has no place inside a proper burrito. my people  Burritos should be meat, beans, pico, cilantro. With possible additions of cabbage/greens, avo, and sour cream if you're a real freak. My favorite burrito ever had the default as carne asada, black beans, cabbage, pico, and cilantro. Then you add salsa roja before each series of bites
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May 27, 2021 18:14
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I've never had a burrito without rice, the hell is wrong with you people
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May 27, 2021 18:56
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Bonzo posted:Also do NOT put fries
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May 27, 2021 19:27
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Super Waffle posted:I've never had a burrito without rice, the hell is wrong with you people We are discerning consumers with superior tasting abilities and a respect for tradition. Rice is a garbage filler meant to convince you that you are getting your money's worth from a burrito and again, results in carbs on carbs with the tortilla and the rice. It's not how burritos were meant to be and it just doesn't taste as good as a more pure and focused burrito
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May 27, 2021 19:58
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Super Waffle posted:I've never had a burrito without rice, the hell is wrong with you people You've never had a burrito.
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May 27, 2021 20:22
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I think my problem (well, one of them anyway) is that I usually like pico de gallo and black beans in my burrito which are obviously wettish ingredients. I’d prefer it without rice but I usually ask for light rice as a compromise. I don’t like a sloppy soggy handheld burrito.
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May 27, 2021 20:29
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i have made a thread where we can hash out our burrito issues... and more! https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3968840
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May 27, 2021 20:43
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DarkSoulsTantrum posted:I think my problem (well, one of them anyway) is that I usually like pico de gallo and black beans in my burrito which are obviously wettish ingredients. I’d prefer it without rice but I usually ask for light rice as a compromise. I don’t like a sloppy soggy handheld burrito. yeah it has its place to be sure. it's just when the bulk of the burrito is in rice or beans that it becomes an issue
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May 27, 2021 21:13
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The Yumbo is like a Gen X comeback item, and then only the oldest Gen X. Should have brought back the Whaler, HJ's Fillet-o-Fish. HJ's muffins are bizarrely tasteless. Red Rooster is doing fried chicken that is also tasteless, like they have been banned from using salt or spices on it. Its fine crumbing/batter, nice chicken, but its just so bland. 
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May 28, 2021 16:02
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as a proud paulista, absolute lol at people itt melting down over the concept of putting mashed potatos on hot dogs, the objectively correct way of making one "noooo I'm traumatized by having something other than sausage, ketchup, and mustard on my hot dogs, the horror, the horror"
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May 28, 2021 18:35
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Machado de Assis posted:as a proud paulista, absolute lol at people itt melting down over the concept of putting mashed potatos on hot dogs, the objectively correct way of making one I have no idea why but this post made me something fierce.
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May 28, 2021 18:42
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During the brief window between McDonald's offering the all day breakfast menu and cancelling it due to covid, I tried putting one of their hashbrowns in a quarter pounder and it was delicious.Play posted:my people Salsa verde, you heathen
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May 28, 2021 21:27
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Gonna start putting fries rice and chips in all my food since everyone with a star seems to hate it. I’m gonna get hyper diabetes LOL
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May 28, 2021 21:29
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syntaxfunction posted:Post it. If is was a lie then quickly record one and post that instead. Sorry my dude, I thought this would be an amusing joke, in reality I don’t have a single musical bone in my body. Maybe this is close enough? https://grantsharkey.bandcamp.com/track/poo poo-sandwich
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Burritos are Americanized dogshit, nobody should ever eat a burrito because tacos exist and are far superior. This burrito is real murica baby 
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