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BaronVonVaderham
Jul 31, 2011

All hail the queen!
If you hate celery you're just doing it wrong.



Also just lol at someone calling it "bland" when it's literally an aromatic that's part of the French mirepoix and the Creole "holy trinity", among others. You can dislike it, but it's definitely not bland.

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SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

I was under direct orders not to die
🐵❌💀



Context: a post about supporting someone badly injured after a skiing accident, and we've been using the term SAR, aka search and rescue.

Ellie Crabcakes
Feb 1, 2008

Stop emailing my boyfriend Gay Crungus

Ambitious Spider posted:

My favorite beverage:


:respek:

Yngwie Mangosteen
Aug 23, 2007

BaronVonVaderham posted:

If you hate celery you're just doing it wrong.



Also just lol at someone calling it "bland" when it's literally an aromatic that's part of the French mirepoix and the Creole "holy trinity", among others. You can dislike it, but it's definitely not bland.

No ring.

Also, you don't have to remove the strings from celery unless there's some weird british variant that's different than the god fearing american celery I use to cook with.

edit: we all know the only truly disgusting vegetable is cucumbers (if you have a genetic anomaly that also causes greatly increased ragweed allergy, like I do)

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teen witch
Oct 9, 2012

Powered Descent posted:

I thought celeriac was the thing where you can't have gluten

Thank you for giving me the most old fat lady belly laugh in the longest time

RFC2324
Jun 7, 2012

http 418

Removing the string from celery is a weird enough concept that it has to be explicitly explained in rabbit care(they can't chew or digest the string so it can cut up their inside)

Yngwie Mangosteen
Aug 23, 2007

RFC2324 posted:

Removing the string from celery is a weird enough concept that it has to be explicitly explained in rabbit care(they can't chew or digest the string so it can cut up their inside)

The alternative method, in both rabbits and human consumption, is to just cut the celery up? Because then the strings are short? The only risk with celery and rabbits is impaction or choking, both of which are addressed by cutting the celery into smaller pieces.

apatheticman
May 13, 2003

Wedge Regret

Ambitious Spider posted:

My favorite beverage:



Other natural flavours such as, regret, despair, bargaining.

RFC2324
Jun 7, 2012

http 418

Captain Monkey posted:

The alternative method, in both rabbits and human consumption, is to just cut the celery up? Because then the strings are short? The only risk with celery and rabbits is impaction or choking, both of which are addressed by cutting the celery into smaller pieces.

Yeah. The general advice for rabbit is to just cut it up so the strings can't be longer than half an inch, but humans don't actually need to worry about it so its a non-issue. I wasn't even aware of any issues prior to that was my intended point

Also, I am always baffled by ants on a log or whatever you call it because my family always did straight peanut butter and celery, no raisins.

learnincurve
May 15, 2014

Smoosh
Ah Ha!

“Celery strings can be a little tough and chewy sometimes and when they are, it is best to remove them so that you can enjoy the rest of the celery, either as a snack or as part of a dish.”

https://www.wikihow.com/Remove-Tough-Strings-from-Celery

RFC2324
Jun 7, 2012

http 418

Because wikihow has an article in it, obviously its a common thing people do, huh?

apatheticman
May 13, 2003

Wedge Regret
Everyone says wikihow but not wikiwhy.

learnincurve
May 15, 2014

Smoosh
I wonder if U.K. celery is slower growing and therefore more stringy than in other places?

DigitalRaven
Oct 9, 2012




It really isn't.

Yngwie Mangosteen
Aug 23, 2007

RFC2324 posted:

Also, I am always baffled by ants on a log or whatever you call it because my family always did straight peanut butter and celery, no raisins.

Same, get those raisins the hell out of here!!!!! Also, who makes oatmeal raisin cookies when oatmeal chocolate chip exists? And why do they look so similar? I'm mad about dried fruits ITT.

BooDooBoo
Jul 14, 2005

That makes no sense to me at all.


https://fi.somethingawful.com/images/gangtags/severancemdr.gif

DRINK ME posted:

I hated cheese until I left home at 18 because my fathers favourite sandwich was cheese and onion. He’d slice the onion and then slice the cheese with the same knife, leaving invisible raw onion juice behind and I never knew it was that. I just hated the taste. Then I had cheese in the outside world and it was good, then somewhere along the line I learned of all the cheeses of the world and I have loved cheeses for a long time now.

Typing this out I’m realising how weird that sandwich is, I don’t think I’ve heard of anyone else eating it. We weren’t rich but we weren’t so poor that he couldn’t have put some devon or ham on that sandwich.

No, my dad did that too.

He also loved burnt toast and made sure to get as much of that poo poo on the butter as possible.

Dads are weird.

Queen-Of-Hearts
Mar 17, 2009

"I want to break your heart💔 and give you mine🫀"




https://twitter.com/jbendery/status/1397940106686783492?s=20
Op not idiot

Queen-Of-Hearts
Mar 17, 2009

"I want to break your heart💔 and give you mine🫀"




TIME TO GO TO THE CRYING BOX
https://twitter.com/amazonnews/status/1397592570528735236?s=20

Queen-Of-Hearts
Mar 17, 2009

"I want to break your heart💔 and give you mine🫀"





i hope everyone pees in it

e: gently caress, quote != edit

Regarde Aduck
Oct 19, 2012

c l o u d k i t t e n
Grimey Drawer
i'm just going to assume all the megacorps leaning into the late-stage capitalism nightmare is just a giant psyop at this point

Darkhold
Feb 19, 2011

No Heart❤️
No Soul👻
No Service🙅
Into the box until your morale improves certainly is a choice.

SimonChris
Apr 24, 2008

The Baron's daughter is missing, and you are the man to find her. No problem. With your inexhaustible arsenal of hard-boiled similes, there is nothing you can't handle.
Grimey Drawer

https://twitter.com/the_moviebob/status/1397975819969089538

SpacePig
Apr 4, 2007

Hold that pose.
I've gotta get something.

lol that it's right in the middle of the warehouse and not anywhere away from workstations. Not even the level of a time out box in the corner.

Queen-Of-Hearts
Mar 17, 2009

"I want to break your heart💔 and give you mine🫀"





Shut the gently caress up, Marvel Movie.

RoboRodent
Sep 19, 2012

I've had enough lovely jobs to expect that if you use the Amazon Crying Box, then at the bare minimum you'll get mocked behind your back for using it, if not actual consequences.

Cernunnos
Sep 2, 2011

ppbbbbttttthhhhh~

RoboRodent posted:

I've had enough lovely jobs to expect that if you use the Amazon Crying Box, then at the bare minimum you'll get mocked behind your back for using it, if not actual consequences.

There is zero doubt in my mind that Amazon Wharehouse managers would immediately start tracking employees usage of the Crying Box and use that to threaten workers jobs

RFC2324
Jun 7, 2012

http 418

RoboRodent posted:

I've had enough lovely jobs to expect that if you use the Amazon Crying Box, then at the bare minimum you'll get mocked behind your back for using it, if not actual consequences.

when you close the door the speaker system that quietly, gently tells you how bad of a person you are for taking a break from work starts up to make sure you never think your emotional well being is more important than work again

joylessdivision
Jun 15, 2013




Science should start researching how these people are capable of having such incredibly bad takes. Like what kind of brain worms causes this?

Air Skwirl
May 13, 2007

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.

Cernunnos posted:

There is zero doubt in my mind that Amazon Wharehouse managers would immediately start tracking employees usage of the Crying Box and use that to threaten workers jobs

At the very least, I very seriously doubt using the cry box will allow any sorta of leniency on the quotas that are so onerous they can't take a bathroom break.

1stGear
Jan 16, 2010

Here's to the new us.
The reason that the warehouse workers have to pee in bottles and never take their allotted breaks is because they are constantly monitored and timed on everything that isn't making money for Daddy Bezos. So yeah, no one is ever going to use those boxes.

Queen-Of-Hearts
Mar 17, 2009

"I want to break your heart💔 and give you mine🫀"




Honestly, if your brainworms don't glow in the dark, you're not even trying.

Air Skwirl
May 13, 2007

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.

joylessdivision posted:

Science should start researching how these people are capable of having such incredibly bad takes. Like what kind of brain worms causes this?

No, see, he was only pretending to have bad takes.

https://twitter.com/the_moviebob/status/1397982333337210882?s=20

Pookah
Aug 21, 2008

🪶Caw🪶





RFC2324 posted:


Also, I am always baffled by ants on a log or whatever you call it because my family always did straight peanut butter and celery, no raisins.
Oh dear God, I have always slid over 'ants climbing a log' and assumed it was a minor variant of 'ants climbing a tree, which is delicious.
ACAL is celery with a scoop of peanut butter and then RAISINS EMBEDDED???
That is a crime against cuisine, against celery, against peanuts. It's no crime against raisins because they are foul crimes against nature itself. (Except in cake, then raisins are passable)

Queen-Of-Hearts
Mar 17, 2009

"I want to break your heart💔 and give you mine🫀"




Does whatever the gently caress this is count enough for this thread?
https://twitter.com/MLB/status/1397965741916360714?s=20

lifg
Dec 4, 2000
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Muldoon

Six-Of-Hearts posted:

Does whatever the gently caress this is count enough for this thread?
https://twitter.com/MLB/status/1397965741916360714?s=20

I should rewatch The Sandlot.

Joey Freshwater
Jun 20, 2004

Always playing with my meat
Grimey Drawer

Six-Of-Hearts posted:

Does whatever the gently caress this is count enough for this thread?
https://twitter.com/MLB/status/1397965741916360714?s=20

The only idiot in that video is the first baseman. What the gently caress was he doing? Step on first and he’s out! Why are you chasing him down the line?

GreenMetalSun
Oct 12, 2012
I'm late to the party but celery strings are the worst thing in the world and the people who agree with me are objectively correct. The people who disagree are wrong and bad.

Queen-Of-Hearts
Mar 17, 2009

"I want to break your heart💔 and give you mine🫀"




Multimillion dollar athletes! Hooray!

e: Really though, it's the NL so who actually gives a poo poo?

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seiferguy
Jun 9, 2005

FLAWED
INTUITION



Toilet Rascal
Some real IOSM (OP isn't idiot, etc)

https://twitter.com/colpeoplespress/status/1397962023649038341

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Fart.Bleed.Repeat.
Sep 29, 2001

Joey Freshwater posted:

The only idiot in that video is the first baseman. What the gently caress was he doing? Step on first and he’s out! Why are you chasing him down the line?

Maybe the "El Mago magic?" sounds weird but that is his nickname so i dunno. Crazy play that should have ended way differently with a simple forceout

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