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exmachina
Mar 12, 2006

Look Closer
Also New Zealand was the first privately settled colony, plus they were racing the French so it is hard to generalise

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indigi
Jul 20, 2004

how can we not talk about family
when family's all that we got?
get this: New Peeland

HashtagGirlboss
Jan 4, 2005

indigi posted:

get this: New Peeland

Poo Peeland

palindrome
Feb 3, 2020

I tried to research new zeeland but I couldn't find it on my map. Oh well it probably doesn't generate any armies anyway.

indigi
Jul 20, 2004

how can we not talk about family
when family's all that we got?
how the heck does Iceland generate more armies than the UK


e: wtf do those numbers represent

Communist Thoughts
Jan 7, 2008

Our war against free speech cannot end until we silence this bronze beast!


indigi posted:

get this: New Peeland



whoa

HashtagGirlboss
Jan 4, 2005

indigi posted:

how the heck does Iceland generate more armies than the UK


e: wtf do those numbers represent

I'm guessing a reference to a list of names, notice each continent is numbered 1 through however many?

palindrome
Feb 3, 2020

Must be a list of names, yeah. And Australia is missing:

5. New Zealand

indigi
Jul 20, 2004

how can we not talk about family
when family's all that we got?
if it's a list of names it can't be alphabetical, or at least it really shouldn't be judging by Europe. what the gently caress this sucks

HashtagGirlboss
Jan 4, 2005

Looks like it’s from Wikipedia

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Risk_(game)

Also lmao

quote:

The territory of Afghanistan does not include the present-day country of Afghanistan.

babypolis
Nov 4, 2009

risk is a terrible game, but its an useful tool for learning about the dangers of a land invasion of Asia

a fatguy baldspot
Aug 29, 2018

how in the world did nerds not instantly recognize a risk map lmao

Drunkboxer
Jun 30, 2007

a fatguy baldspot posted:

how in the world did nerds not instantly recognize a risk map lmao

Yeah I thought people were just criticizing the specific risk map. And Risk is a great game because you can make your friends so pissed off at you, it owns

mycomancy
Oct 16, 2016

Drunkboxer posted:

Yeah I thought people were just criticizing the specific risk map. And Risk is a great game because you can make your friends so pissed off at you, it owns

I got roped into a LotR risk game where I just went berserker. The die were very friendly to me, and I just owned the whole table in like two hours, drunk off my rear end. It ruined a TON of grad school friendships.

a fatguy baldspot
Aug 29, 2018

diplomacy is a much better board game for that, hell even catan is better. risk is a garbage game for idiot babies but I have good memories of printing a giant ten player map we found in high school and playing for 12+ hours straight

babypolis
Nov 4, 2009

i definitely flipped at least one risk board as a kid. everyone just loved to gang up on me :(

Real hurthling!
Sep 11, 2001




risk sucks its just a waste of time until someone turns in a card set that makes them too strong to stop

Weka
May 5, 2019

That child totally had it coming. Nobody should be able to be out at dusk except cars.

exmachina posted:

Also New Zealand was the first privately settled colony, plus they were racing the French so it is hard to generalise

They kept making treaties with first nations peoples in Canada.
https://www.rcaanc-cirnac.gc.ca/eng/1100100028574/1529354437231

There were also a bunch of treaties between the British East India company and various states.
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Category:Treaties_of_the_British_East_India_Company

This link suggests that around American independence was when this practice began to be increasingly popular.
https://oxford.universitypressscholarship.com//mobile/view/10.1093/acprof:oso/9780199391783.001.0001/acprof-9780199391783-chapter-6

indigi
Jul 20, 2004

how can we not talk about family
when family's all that we got?
I never played Risk but I did play a silly amount of Axis and Allies

a fatguy baldspot
Aug 29, 2018

indigi posted:

I never played Risk but I did play a silly amount of Axis and Allies

the superior “I’m a high schooler before the internet is really a thing and want to play a stupid complicated board game”

indigi
Jul 20, 2004

how can we not talk about family
when family's all that we got?
the most fun part of that game was trying to cheat by arguing over rule interpretations

Flavius Aetass
Mar 30, 2011

a fatguy baldspot posted:

the superior “I’m a high schooler before the internet is really a thing and want to play a stupid complicated board game”

it's really not that complicated

a fatguy baldspot
Aug 29, 2018

Flavius Aetass posted:

it's really not that complicated

when you’re a high schooler raised on risk and stratego and chess it is

indigi
Jul 20, 2004

how can we not talk about family
when family's all that we got?
yeah there's too many rules to be able to set up and play within 5 minutes of tearing the shrink wrap which meant we just kind of winged it until it was time to Fight Over Who Was Cheating

palindrome
Feb 3, 2020

Risk is better than monopoly, but still not a great game in most circumstances unless everyone knows the score and has played a few times.

palindrome has issued a correction as of 10:23 on May 29, 2021

Some Guy TT
Aug 30, 2011

welp now that twodays gone i guess its up to me to post the dankest ancient history memes

https://twitter.com/avichaifa/status/1398307681543372803

Some Guy TT
Aug 30, 2011

and now for your usual whiplash as i jump to the other side of the thread spectrum

https://twitter.com/discotoddler/status/1348692174913871875

friendship ended with john locke

https://twitter.com/lastpositivist/status/1398554279535906819

now thomas hobbes is my best seventeenth century philosopher

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

Some Guy TT posted:

welp now that twodays gone i guess its up to me to post the dankest ancient history memes

https://twitter.com/avichaifa/status/1398307681543372803

The memes were so dank in Pompeii they had to lock them away from the general public for years.

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

Some Guy TT posted:

now thomas hobbes is my best seventeenth century philosopher

Hobbes was ahead of the classic quote about solve the rich parasite problem quote by giving every tramp a gun.

Antonymous
Apr 4, 2009

the philosophers that western liberal democracies like are all pretty lame & wrong

every little poli sci undergrad student is aghast when Machiavelli says good leaders lie, cheat, murder and steal. "this guy sucks, what he says makes me feel bad about governments but I want to believe they are both good and necessary for the good" lol

a fatguy baldspot
Aug 29, 2018

what happened to twoday

CoolCab
Apr 17, 2005

glem
stepped down. kinda hope they still post tho

Real hurthling!
Sep 11, 2001




Some Guy TT posted:

and now for your usual whiplash as i jump to the other side of the thread spectrum

https://twitter.com/discotoddler/status/1348692174913871875

friendship ended with john locke

https://twitter.com/lastpositivist/status/1398554279535906819

now thomas hobbes is my best seventeenth century philosopher

this was always my take. hobbes owns

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

Antonymous posted:

every little poli sci undergrad student is aghast when Machiavelli says good leaders lie, cheat, murder and steal. "this guy sucks, what he says makes me feel bad about governments but I want to believe they are both good and necessary for the good" lol

The Prince was pretty much a satire / roast of Italy's self-serving ultra-rich ruling class during the time period.

Even though naturally modern day robbers barons/Wall street types got drawn to it.

Similar to how the Reagan campaign ads in the 80s used "Born in the USA".

twoday
May 4, 2005



C-SPAM Times best-selling author
I'm here, and posting

https://twitter.com/Roman_Britain/status/1397591964296622081?s=19

PawParole
Nov 16, 2019

https://twitter.com/LegoRacers2/status/1398805157744316417

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS
Powerful donkey lobby.

Delthalaz
Mar 5, 2003






Slippery Tilde

Weka posted:

They signed one in New Zealand. I'm going to go out on a limb and suggest the British continued their policy of making advantageous peace treaties.
I would love to see you justify this claim. For reference here is a link containing like a hundred dicks carved on churches and what not, including this sweet proto-goatse from the Gorelston Psalter.

http://www.beyond-the-pale.org.uk/satan1.htm



I’m not talking about the dick at all, I’m saying if the Cerne Giant itself is an enormous non-christian figure (which it really appears to be) dating from middle ages that’s pretty wild

e:in my other post “it” was referring to the giant not the penis

a fatguy baldspot
Aug 29, 2018

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Archduke Frantz Fanon
Sep 7, 2004

Delthalaz posted:

I’m not talking about the dick at all, I’m saying if the Cerne Giant itself is an enormous non-christian figure (which it really appears to be) dating from middle ages that’s pretty wild

e:in my other post “it” was referring to the giant not the penis

its not like prechristian beliefs ever went away, they just got less ritualized. it may be a nonchristian giant but by the middle ages it probably has some sort of christian reasoning behind it (replace thor with jesus or some poo poo)

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