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Ornamental Dingbat
Feb 26, 2007

With OSHA stuff you walk the fine line between "Things I should record because they're funny" and "Things I shouldn't record because they'll be admissible as evidence".

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Powershift
Nov 23, 2009




home made welder

boar guy
Jan 25, 2007

more like 'welder's your problem' is what the fire marshall's gonna say later

amirite

...guys?

Enoch Root
Aug 28, 2007

ElBrak posted:

You haven't lived until you drifted a forklift on the loading dock when it's raining. Just try not to go off the edge.

Haven't done that but I DID use a forklift to back a cart full of 21' lengths of steel pipe down a parkade ramp on a rainy day. Started to slide with full brakes about halfway down the ramp, cue my forklift and the cart gaining a bunch of speed before knocking over 5 peri posts and the rear end end of my forklift stopping against a structural column.

I was younger, stupider, and a first year apprentice to boot so instead of telling my foreman to pound sand when he asked/forced me to do it, I just did it.

I did have the sense to not bail out of the forklift at least!

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


https://i.imgur.com/i2Pe5H4.mp4

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


https://i.imgur.com/4E3X2W4.gifv

http://m.wisn.com/news/bungee-cord-snaps-on-ride-in-wisconsin-dells/34086058

Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin

The doktorskaya kolbasa is a giveaway.

Also, that stuff is far tastier than it has any right to be.

DR FRASIER KRANG
Feb 4, 2005

"Are you forgetting that just this afternoon I was punched in the face by a turtle now dead?

So it was empty right?

Empty Sandwich
Apr 22, 2008

goatse mugs


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-ES7ChMpqiM

Bad Munki
Nov 4, 2008

We're all mad here.


“Oh, yeah, poo poo like this will just happen sometimes, y’know? C’est la vie!” -Owner

Space Kablooey
May 6, 2009



you know the prank of throwing a bolt on the floor of those rides? what if it wasnt a prank

dog nougat
Apr 8, 2009
Photo a friend in Philly took

mom and dad fight a lot
Sep 21, 2006
Probation
Can't post for 30 days!
Wht a coincidence! That fire truck fits perfectly in that building-sized hole.

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


dog nougat posted:

Photo a friend in Philly took



:gritty:

Ornamental Dingbat
Feb 26, 2007

Just brick up around it. It's an inside firetruck now.

Cthulu Carl
Apr 16, 2006

dog nougat posted:

Photo a friend in Philly took



Cosmo did not, in fact, have the caboose.

Subjunctive
Sep 12, 2006

✨sparkle and shine✨

ILL Machina posted:

You can use athletics to contest a grapple.

And they're perfectly smooth.

So probably with disadvantage to the other grappler.

When you try to interrupt a shark’s feeding, roll +fishfuckling:

On a 10+, the shark is safely removed from the vessel and you gain +1 forward on your next Reputation move.
On a 7-9, the shark is removed, but you or something valuable is damaged and can’t assist for the rest of the voyage.
On a 6-, there are now two sharks.

Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin

dog nougat posted:

Photo a friend in Philly took



wanna see those closed circuit camera recordings

Thomamelas
Mar 11, 2009

dog nougat posted:

Photo a friend in Philly took



Well someone just got a new nickname at the firehouse.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose

dog nougat posted:

Photo a friend in Philly took



So was this building a Tesla dealership or did Elon Musk own it or what?

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS

Vincent Van Goatse posted:

So was this building a Tesla dealership or did Elon Musk own it or what?

When they said we may have to rip up existing infrastructure to put in beacons to guide self‐driving cars, this is what they meant.

haveblue
Aug 15, 2005



Toilet Rascal

Ornamental Dingbat posted:

Just brick up around it. It's an inside firetruck now.

Add a garage door and it's a free new fire station

PainterofCrap
Oct 17, 2002

hey bebe



dog nougat posted:

Photo a friend in Philly took



Apparently collided with a car.

https://www.phillyvoice.com/philly-fire-truck-crash-girard-avenue-7th-street/

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose

So a Tesla was involved, you're saying?

Kitfox88
Aug 21, 2007

Anybody lose their glasses?

Subjunctive posted:

When you try to interrupt a shark’s feeding, roll +fishfuckling:

On a 10+, the shark is safely removed from the vessel and you gain +1 forward on your next Reputation move.
On a 7-9, the shark is removed, but you or something valuable is damaged and can’t assist for the rest of the voyage.
On a 6-, there are now two sharks.

:dudsmile:

Traxis
Jul 2, 2006

A solid truckfuckling

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS
I’ve heard of over-the-road trucking, but this is ridiculous!

Zamboni Rodeo
Jul 19, 2007

NEVER play "Lady of Spain" AGAIN!




https://i.imgur.com/uMfbX9T.mp4

champagne posting
Apr 5, 2006

YOU ARE A BRAIN
IN A BUNKER


Oh neat some sand is coming down

Wait that’s not sand

YerDa Zabam
Aug 13, 2016



An interesting article about the 21 death ultramarathon.

https://www.theguardian.com/world/2021/may/28/an-ultramarathon-ends-in-tragedy-runners-describe-horror-of-gansu-race

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004



A horrifying article. Figured it’d be mega sad when the details came out. poo poo will probably get a documentary or Hollywood movie someday.

dpush
Nov 10, 2009

I'm the fixed wireless radios at the top of the elevator. Nightmare fuel.

The Lone Badger
Sep 24, 2007

Did that guy get hit with an overpressure wave or was he just reacting to the sight?

bobfather
Sep 20, 2001

I will analyze your nervous system for beer money

The Lone Badger posted:

Did that guy get hit with an overpressure wave or was he just reacting to the sight?

Likely reacting to it becoming quite hot, quite quickly.

NoneMoreNegative
Jul 20, 2000
GOTH FASCISTIC
PAIN
MASTER




shit wizard dad

coldpudding posted:

I have also inspected a 15mm thick steel H beam that had a nice rectangular hole punched clean through it by a forklift tine.

Well, tines are tough ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day

Vlaphor
Dec 18, 2005

Lipstick Apathy
Working in the fire department is easy, people just bring fires to you.

https://va.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_qtk62kLEGU1w5pr9j.mp4

mom and dad fight a lot
Sep 21, 2006
Probation
Can't post for 30 days!
You know fire departments are getting pretty modern when they have a drive thru service.

Space Kablooey
May 6, 2009


I'm the firefighter running in the opposite direction

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LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day

Space Kablooey posted:

I'm the firefighter running in the opposite direction

better to be late than poop in your fire pants

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