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Compare the Kier twat
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That's your snipe, you're not getting anything better sorry
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May 28, 2021 12:44
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You'll be happy to hear that last night my not-very-left-wing CLP passed a bunch of votes in a clean sweep to the left, including a VONC in Starmer. Also, this guy ran for conference delegate: https://twitter.com/Ed_Owen/status/1390634750289846272 and got beaten by the "committed Marxist revolutionary activist" mentioned further down the thread.
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May 28, 2021 12:45
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OwlFancier posted:I did, however, screencap it. That's got "the gorilla channel" written all over it.
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May 28, 2021 12:46
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goddamnedtwisto posted:I strongly suspect it's a fake quote. I also assume this but it is still funny.
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May 28, 2021 12:46
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Some kind of weasel or maybe a snake? Actually that's too kind. Maybe a slime mould. Or do they make some kind of jellyfish but with even less of a spine???
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May 28, 2021 12:49
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Keep pushing Starmer on it long enough and he'll probably accidentally admit to it
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May 28, 2021 12:53
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Show us the long form kieth certificate!
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May 28, 2021 12:55
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lol https://twitter.com/DawnHFoster/status/1398229883210305536
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May 28, 2021 13:02
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The kerning in that letter is so unbelievably awful it has to be deliberate.
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May 28, 2021 13:07
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TACD posted:The kerning in that letter is so unbelievably awful it has to be deliberate. There's probably a secret message encoded in those spaces if only we could decipher it. I reckon we should get Erich, Giorgio and Bill on the case.  Ed: on further investigation I note that the letter is 'justified' (as in across the whole column width - not in the 'they are right' sense!). But the column is so narrow it leaves the big gaps. Jaeluni Asjil fucked around with this message at 13:14 on May 28, 2021 |
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May 28, 2021 13:12
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I’m just old enough to remember the Burton rag & bone man shouting “RaaaaAAAAAAAA - BOO-EN!” If you took him some rags or bit of scrap metal he’d give you a goldfish and you could put it in grandad’s birdbath and watch it die.
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May 28, 2021 13:17
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As the topic of endurance sports was under discussion a few days ago: https://www.theguardian.com/world/2021/may/28/an-ultramarathon-ends-in-tragedy-runners-describe-horror-of-gansu-race quote:An ultramarathon ends in tragedy: runners describe horror of Gansu race
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May 28, 2021 13:19
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bessantj posted:When will this Fixed that for you.
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May 28, 2021 13:22
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Jaeluni Asjil posted:As the topic of endurance sports was under discussion a few days ago: absolute heroic story of a shepherd saving the lives of six people too, one of which he went out into the storm to carry to safety who was unconscious
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May 28, 2021 13:23
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Jel Shaker posted:absolute heroic story of a shepherd saving the lives of six people too, one of which he went out into the storm to carry to safety who was unconscious Yes, amazing. Separate link for the shepherd's story: https://www.theguardian.com/world/2021/may/25/shepherd-hailed-for-saving-six-runners-in-deadly-china-ultramarathon
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May 28, 2021 13:24
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OwlFancier posted:I also assume this but it is still funny. If its funny its real Cameron hosed a dead pigs mouth Ian Austin nonces dogs Keith Starmer wanted to make a rap video Jo Swinson murders squirrels Its true, all of it.
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May 28, 2021 13:25
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There is 0% chance starmer or one of his team hasn't suggested a rap video
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May 28, 2021 13:26
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This relates to something I was talking to my Sister-in-law about. In our current society, Plants are the new Pets. Pets are the new children. And children are either an unaffordable luxury we can't have, or treated like your best mate. Just too young to go to the pub with. Some people are really protective of their pets.
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May 28, 2021 13:27
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Llarry the Llabour Llama.
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May 28, 2021 13:29
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Big horsecock Labour fursona.
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May 28, 2021 13:32
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The Question IRL posted:Some people are really protective of their pets. When I had two kitties, they were my substitute children. And I'm not ashamed of that. I loved those two beasties. They relied on me 100% for food, care. (let alone the conversations we used to have - "miaow?" "miaow" They lived with me from 8 weeks old to 16 and 17 years old, were with me through fair times and foul - bereavements, breakups, other emotionally traumatising events, travelled 3000 miles in the bottom of an airplane to my new life. I have their photos displayed on my bookshelves and I also have the favourite toy of each (washed!) still: the fluffy bunny he stole off Walthamstow market (somewhat dilapidated after over 10 years of being a cat's plaything) and a small white toy mouse which she would proudly bring to me at 2 or 3 am miaowing proudly and deposit on my bed somewhere.
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May 28, 2021 13:37
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The Question IRL posted:This relates to something I was talking to my Sister-in-law about. Eh none of the people I know who've had kids treat then that way
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May 28, 2021 13:38
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May 28, 2021 13:38
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In other NI news the DUP spent yesterday walking out on each other, knifing each other in the back and shouting “Splitters!!l” They’re doomed as a political force https://twitter.com/rodneyedwards/status/1398166359700299778
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May 28, 2021 13:39
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Sanford posted:I’m just old enough to remember the Burton rag & bone man shouting “RaaaaAAAAAAAA - BOO-EN!” If you took him some rags or bit of scrap metal he’d give you a goldfish and you could put it in grandad’s birdbath and watch it die. This is the most depressing sentence I've read in a while
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May 28, 2021 13:45
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Dead Goon posted:Llarry the Llabour Llama. This nearly made me spit my tea out.
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May 28, 2021 13:51
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Dead Goon posted:Llarry the Llabour Llama. Had to be put down because it was llame
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May 28, 2021 13:55
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Well.
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May 28, 2021 13:56
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I reckon it's Boris what shagged a dog, them Tories has taken us from hog nonce to dog nonce.
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May 28, 2021 14:52
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goddamnedtwisto posted:counter-revolutionary internal combustion. Rejoice, for next year there will be a Fudge man in a Fudge van. Though my patch is about 180 miles NW of your turf.
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May 28, 2021 14:59
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-ing - and cos I've just heard an ice cream van - what happened to <x> men? Not X Men although they all seemed to disappear around the time superhero movies started up. We used to have the eel man (sold jellied eels and shellfish out of the back of a van), the Corona man (sold Corona soft drinks off the back of a van like that one up there, 5p more for one out of the fridge behind the cab), two different butchers selling out of lorries (one sold whole and half-carcasses, the other did off-cuts and sausages), and (the most evocative of all for kids who grew up in Tower Hamlets) the toffee-apple man, who sold hand-made toffee apples out of the topbox on his Honda Cub.
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Crankit posted:I reckon it's Boris what shagged a dog, them Tories has taken us from hog nonce to dog nonce. Boris has at least 6 kids. No way he has just shagged just one animal.
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May 28, 2021 15:05
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goddamnedtwisto posted:I strongly suspect it's a fake quote. still, i can think of a few likely looking suspects off the top of my head
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May 28, 2021 15:14
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The Question IRL posted:This relates to something I was talking to my Sister-in-law about. this post has extreme boomer energy OP
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May 28, 2021 15:15
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Kids these days with their plants and cats and onlyfans and snapchat and 56k modems Back in my day we had a stick with poo on it and we liked it just fine
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May 28, 2021 15:17
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On the same subject I found this twitter thread really interesting, on the way children in industrialised societies are coerced into dependence on adults (in a much more far reaching way than 'we used to play outside') and how that's actually quite a recent and very problematic thing: https://twitter.com/gp_jls/status/1397660220365709313?s=20
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May 28, 2021 15:28
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goddamnedtwisto posted:counter-revolutionary internal combustion. We used to have a fish man who'd give me free prawns as a kid and also a bread man
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May 28, 2021 15:39
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The idea of childhood innocence seems to me like something that predates the mid-19th century and wasn’t invented by Americans.
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May 28, 2021 15:43
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Americans invented children in order to sell gender reveal parties, before then we just came fully formed from sea foam or out of gods' heads and so on.
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Dead Goon posted:Llarry the Llabour Llama. Careful, they wouldn't want to risk associating with Welsh Labour.
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