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Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

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ultrafilter posted:

It is, but at this point we're probably stuck with it. Pick your battles.

Yeah, it's like, I don't know whether we should care that it's a sexual term that's been bowdlerized into all-ages use, or that it's a homophobic term that's been normalized, or neither because what do I want to look like, one of those Victorian ladies putting dresses on piano legs

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ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


I'm not going to chide anyone for using it, but I try to avoid it myself.

Scratch Monkey
Oct 25, 2010

👰Proč bychom se netěšili🥰když nám Pán Bůh🙌🏻zdraví dá💪?

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


"misbegotten" and "miscreant" are good words too.

Yngwie Mangosteen
Aug 23, 2007

Bozo is actually oddly impactful I've seen. People get REAL offended.

Tiggum
Oct 24, 2007

Your life and your quest end here.


Captain Monkey posted:

Bozo is actually oddly impactful I've seen. People get REAL offended.

Huh. I guess it's just as cutting even if you are accusing them of being one of the better-known clowns.

Tjadeth
Sep 16, 2012

:minnie: Cat Army :minnie:
2nd Battalion
VOLUNTEER
:nyan:
I thought "cockbite" was the "you're bad at blowjobs" insult

Pope Corky the IX
Dec 18, 2006

What are you looking at?
I thought it was "Your penis is so small I could eat it in one bite, like a fun-sized Snickers"

flavor.flv
Apr 18, 2008

I got a letter from the government the other day
opened it, read it
it said they was bitches




Andos El Pantos posted:

Does "Jabroni" have any problems associated with it? It's such a middle of the road insult that people usually don't see it coming and it tends to punch above it's weight.

A jabroni is a pro wrestler whose whole career is just taking falls to boost up more popular wrestlers

They're working class heroes

Cleretic
Feb 3, 2010


Ignore my posts!
I'm aggressively wrong about everything!

ultrafilter posted:

I loaded up the Shakespearean insult generator and it called me a "ruttish base-court clotpole". That sounds pretty harsh and I don't think it's problematic, largely because I don't know what those words mean.
"dipstick" is a fantastic alternative.
It is, but at this point we're probably stuck with it. Pick your battles.

Someone brought this up on these forums at some point, and I do love 'dipstick' as an insult just because it's so strangely tame. There's this fun confusion factor when an adult cracks out an insult reserved for six year olds.

It's something that only has that power in person, though. In text or over audio you run the risk of coming off like an actual child, which is no fun.

Dynastocles
May 29, 2009

"If you'll excuse me, my dinner time is six o'clock. Only gangsters eat at 9 o'clock, after some bootlegging and a hot game of craps."

Creative, quirky insults that are meant to avoid ableism/misogyny/homophobia/etc always come out sounding dumb irl.

edit: If you're an old British person, you can pull it off.

Enemabag Jones
Mar 24, 2015

Dynastocles posted:

Creative, quirky insults that are meant to avoid ableism/misogyny/homophobia/etc always come out sounding dumb irl.

edit: If you're an old British person, you can pull it off.

look at this jabroni

Piell
Sep 3, 2006

Grey Worm's Ken doll-like groin throbbed with the anticipatory pleasure that only a slightly warm and moist piece of lemoncake could offer


Young Orc
https://twitter.com/skullmandible/status/411281851131523072?lang=en

My go-to is "dumbfuck", though

Piell has a new favorite as of 16:37 on May 28, 2021

Two Beans
Nov 27, 2003

dabbin' on em
Pillbug

Andos El Pantos posted:

Does "Jabroni" have any problems associated with it? It's such a middle of the road insult that people usually don't see it coming and it tends to punch above it's weight.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aOCAfIWw2H0

Pookah
Aug 21, 2008

🪶Caw🪶





I wish gobshite would go international.
It's fun to say, it's not gendered or homophobic or anything else, it's just a pure insult.

Lumbermouth
Mar 6, 2008

GREG IS BIG NOW


Calling someone a pervert for something completely innocuous will never not make me laugh.

flavor.flv
Apr 18, 2008

I got a letter from the government the other day
opened it, read it
it said they was bitches




Take it to the kink thread

Dr Christmas
Apr 24, 2010

Berninating the one percent,
Berninating the Wall St.
Berninating all the people
In their high rise penthouses!
🔥😱🔥🔫👴🏻
I find “turd burglar” amusing, combined with the explanation that it means someone who breaks into places in order to steal turds. Or perhaps an anthropomorphic turd who commits property crimes. A shame that its origin is homophobic, because it’s fun to say.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose
This whole conversation about which insult might be problematic if you squint really hard while hitting yourself in the head with a shovel to get in the right frame of mind is pure idiots on social media.

Fister Roboto
Feb 21, 2008

Skwirl posted:

It's weird when you realize "mother fucker" is basically the only insult that isn't sexist, racist or ableist in origin.

rear end in a top hat.

Lumbermouth
Mar 6, 2008

GREG IS BIG NOW


flavor.flv posted:

Take it to the kink thread

Oh you want me to take it to the kink thread, you pervert?

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


https://twitter.com/conceptualkitty/status/1398001179028774917

OP not idiot.

ghosthorse
Dec 15, 2011

...you forget so easily...

Vincent Van Goatse posted:

This whole conversation about which insult might be problematic if you squint really hard while hitting yourself in the head with a shovel to get in the right frame of mind is pure idiots on social media.

who's this clown?

e: it's too bad source your quotes doesn't work outside the forums

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose
Here. Here's an idiot on social media not in this thread:

SpiderHyphenMan posted:

To be absolutely clear:
Drawing of Steven Universe giving a blowjob: child porn.
Drawing of Alvin from Alvin and the Chipmunks giving a blowjob: not child porn

InediblePenguin
Sep 27, 2004

I'm strong. And a giant penguin. Please don't eat me. No, really. Don't try.

Vincent Van Goatse posted:

This whole conversation about which insult might be problematic if you squint really hard while hitting yourself in the head with a shovel to get in the right frame of mind is pure idiots on social media.

listen dude you can say cocksucker if you want but you're gonna be judged as a homophobe and you're just gonna have to be okay with that :shrug:

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


https://twitter.com/jack_vening/status/1398195006184169472

Dewgy
Nov 10, 2005

~🚚special delivery~📦

Vincent Van Goatse posted:

Here. Here's an idiot on social media not in this thread:

Beautiful. SHM is a non-stop hit factory most of the time. :allears:

Pastry of the Year
Apr 12, 2013

Vincent Van Goatse posted:

Here. Here's an idiot on social media not in this thread:

those sure are words arranged in a specific order, good grief

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose

InediblePenguin posted:

listen dude you can say cocksucker if you want but you're gonna be judged as a homophobe and you're just gonna have to be okay with that :shrug:

I really doubt that this will happen outside the internet, but if it does well then I'll just stop saying it.

Sunswipe
Feb 5, 2016

by Fluffdaddy

Vincent Van Goatse posted:

Here. Here's an idiot on social media not in this thread:

And that's from a thread discussing which subforum a thread about Donald Trump should go in. I almost want to read the whole thing to see how they got there. Almost.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose

Pastry of the Year posted:

those sure are words arranged in a specific order, good grief

Yeah, I hit the report button and filled in the reason field with "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA"

Ellie Crabcakes
Feb 1, 2008

Stop emailing my boyfriend Gay Crungus

Vincent Van Goatse posted:

Here. Here's an idiot on social media not in this thread:
:catstare:

InediblePenguin
Sep 27, 2004

I'm strong. And a giant penguin. Please don't eat me. No, really. Don't try.

Vincent Van Goatse posted:

I really doubt that this will happen outside the internet, but if it does well then I'll just stop saying it.

really dude

you don't think anyone in real life thinks cocksucker sounds homophobic

for real

okay sure

do you also assume i was either lying, or talking about something somebody said to me on the internet, when i mentioned getting called a cocksucker human being by people in real life earlier in the thread, just wondering exactly what type of dipshit you are tbh

Tiggum
Oct 24, 2007

Your life and your quest end here.


Vincent Van Goatse posted:

I really doubt that this will happen outside the internet, but if it does well then I'll just stop saying it.

Well stop saying it then because I guarantee you it is already happening.

Yngwie Mangosteen
Aug 23, 2007

Vincent Van Goatse posted:

I really doubt that this will happen outside the internet, but if it does well then I'll just stop saying it.

This is definitely happening, you just aren't deemed as a person safe enough to tell that you're being a dick. Likely in part due to your homophobic insults.

Ellie Crabcakes
Feb 1, 2008

Stop emailing my boyfriend Gay Crungus

And as someone mentioned earlier, it's also tied in with culturally pervasive and gross notions about sex and the sexes.

The Anime Liker
Aug 8, 2009

by VideoGames
LMAO



Andos El Pantos
May 7, 2004

Well this elevates it significantly

joylessdivision
Jun 15, 2013



Dr Christmas posted:

I find “turd burglar” amusing, combined with the explanation that it means someone who breaks into places in order to steal turds. Or perhaps an anthropomorphic turd who commits property crimes. A shame that its origin is homophobic, because it’s fun to say.

I haven't heard "Turd Burglar" in forever. I don't know where me and my friends in high school got it from, but turd burglar was definitely an insult we tossed around. I always thought it was hilarious because I also imagined someone sneaking around stealing peoples poop.


Here's one you can use instead of cocksucker:

Cock knocker. I think that might have come from a Kevin Smith movie but it's pretty good, has those nice hard K sounds.

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gbut
Mar 28, 2008

😤I put the UN🇺🇳 in 🎊FUN🎉


I thought that "turd burglar" is also a homophobic one. Due to, you know, where the burglar burglars the turds from.

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