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Nathen Mazri Extended Universe
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# ? May 27, 2021 05:11 |
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# ? May 26, 2024 21:55 |
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pseudanonymous posted:This is from a reddit thread making fun of Nathan: lmao nice try nathen
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# ? May 27, 2021 08:45 |
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If Nathen is on Reddit it’s only a matter of time until he finds this thread
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# ? May 27, 2021 13:39 |
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I went down a rabbit hole of googling "entergage" and this statement from one of his dumb old press releases or whatever is great.quote:... It took me about a year to [perfect the recipes with a chef in London]. We hopefully will be known for our GarfieldEATS “secret sauce.” It is orange-y. So orangey. No artificial colours. No preservatives. Tomatoes, when you blend them, they become orangey. quote:You can watch the Garfield and Friends series, you can play with augmented reality while you wait for your delivery. You can collect Paws [proprietary points] and redeem them through Goupons. quote:I feel a huge responsibility for this cartoon. And if I screw it up, I feel like it could be jeopardy for the entire business, the entire legendary ecosystem of Garfield and the 400 licensees of Jim Davis. So I have a huge responsibility: the pizza must be delicious. And you know that our pizzas are Garfield shaped? Wow. https://www.theglobeandmail.com/business/article-canadian-entrepreneur-behind-garfieldeats-wants-to-disrupt-fast-food Cage fucked around with this message at 14:30 on May 27, 2021 |
# ? May 27, 2021 14:26 |
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It took...a year to develop a garfield-shaped pizza pan. I gotta wonder how that product development cycle went.
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# ? May 27, 2021 14:36 |
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The $10k pizza pan
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# ? May 27, 2021 15:07 |
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A team of engineers working around the clock to develop the perfect cat-shaped pan and orang-yest sauce.
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# ? May 27, 2021 15:19 |
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The Madrigal taste test lab from breaking bad but it’s a latte with orange peels at the bottom of the cup
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# ? May 27, 2021 16:05 |
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A team of scientists wearing lab coats approach Nathen's door, each with one hand supporting the newest model. Nervous glances between them, they tentatively open the door. Before them at the desk, he sits resplendent in his One Orange Suit, as if expecting them, though this meeting was not announced. "Let me see it, please!" He announces, anxiously. "Sir, it's the latest prototype, we weren't sure if -" "Come, come! Show me, you know I get so excited to see Him!" Nathen exclaims. "As excited as he ever is," thinks one of the men holding the platter "it never changes." The team tentatively lowers the object onto the desk before Nathen, who grips his hands together in glee and licks his odd lips. Nearly tearing it away from them, he examines it, his hands run over its surface. Although it is a baking pan, made to resemble a cartoon cat, Nathen examines it with the wonder of an archeologist finding the object of his lifelong search, or a diamond cutter the largest stone creation he has wrought. The light fades from his perfectly groomed face and the team backs away. Nathen stares through the pan and his brow furrows. "The eyes..." "Sir, the eyes, they're what you-" "THE EYES!" he bellows, standing up suddenly. Nathen bashes the pan against his desk, startling the team members into backing against the far wall of the office. "WHAT HAVE YOU DONE TO HIS EYES! NO! NO!" At this, he hammers the pan against the desk again. Again. Now he takes it and crushes it against bended knee, but this does nothing. With a series of grunts and the disheveling of his bright orange tie, he tries again to end this newest failure. He throws the pan to the assembled team. One of the men, a balding, thin man with glasses, stoops to pick it up in silence, and quietly, in a slight motion, bends the pan over his own knee. Without either making eye-contact, he hands it back to Nathen, who hurls it into a far corner with the others. Dozens, maybe more failures litter the floor. "THIS!" Nathen screams, pointing to a portrait of Garfield, identical in every way to the now destroyed pan, "This is what I am asking from you! This..." He trails off, caressing the portrait "...is purrfect." "But sir, we -" "LEAVE US NOW!"
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# ? May 27, 2021 16:31 |
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Frank Frank posted:It took...a year to develop a garfield-shaped pizza pan. I gotta wonder how that product development cycle went. I'm wondering how it took a year to perfect the recipe for a loving pizza
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# ? May 27, 2021 16:34 |
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CodfishCartographer posted:I'm wondering how it took a year to perfect the recipe for a loving pizza quote:Yeah, it took a year to get the right pans and cutters, and the ears – when they puff out in the oven. Wow. It’s been a journey. please educate yourself and stop being a hater
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# ? May 27, 2021 16:41 |
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I'm finding it hard to believe that a Garf-shaped pizza/baking pan didn't exist before Nathen signed his big licensing contract
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# ? May 27, 2021 16:42 |
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Having tasted the pizza with the garfield orangey secret sauce - it could've used another year
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# ? May 27, 2021 16:48 |
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The sauce was orange! What more could you monsters possibly want???
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# ? May 27, 2021 16:52 |
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Most normal people would be dismayed to learn that there’s a thread on an Internet forum that is now writing fanfiction about them. I guarantee you Nathen would be flattered.
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# ? May 27, 2021 17:10 |
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Frank Frank posted:I guarantee you Nathen would be flattered. Nathan upon finding this thread:
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# ? May 27, 2021 17:22 |
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Big Beef City posted:A team of scientists wearing lab coats approach Nathen's door, each with one hand supporting the newest model.
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# ? May 27, 2021 18:32 |
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hey all, hope everybody's having an entergaging day, except for that bitch in mississauga
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# ? May 27, 2021 20:16 |
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# ? May 27, 2021 21:18 |
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yr new gurlfrand! posted:Nathan upon finding this thread: Jikes!!!
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# ? May 27, 2021 21:38 |
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Either Nathen found this thread or someone paid him $99 on Cameo to do a shout-out.
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# ? May 29, 2021 03:17 |
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Alright, whoever bought this out yourself so we can shame you.
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# ? May 29, 2021 03:28 |
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I am a goddamned prophet (and no, it wasn't me) Edit: I tried watching that and got as far as "Yes Richard, I have stairs in my house" before I slapped my computer closed. That was about 10 seconds in. Double Edit: Oh ok, that was pretty much all of it. So yeah, someone bought a cameo. Whoever did this, I am disappointed in the script. This was not entertaging at all. Frank Frank fucked around with this message at 04:14 on May 29, 2021 |
# ? May 29, 2021 03:30 |
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# ? May 29, 2021 03:41 |
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Lol
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# ? May 29, 2021 03:45 |
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Wasn't that from a while back?
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# ? May 29, 2021 04:18 |
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Proud member of the Saudi Arabia Forums.
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# ? May 29, 2021 04:32 |
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As a dude who cooks... anyone bragging about making a decent-tasting sauce is outing themselves as a basic cooking noob. Anyone who fails to cook a decent sauce is just... find a new hobby and stop calling your current hibby a career
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# ? May 29, 2021 04:36 |
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Drunk Nerds posted:As a dude who cooks... anyone bragging about making a decent-tasting sauce is outing themselves as a basic cooking noob. But what about certain famous sauces? What about Famous Ray???
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# ? May 29, 2021 05:12 |
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Bloopsy posted:Proud member of the Saudi Arabia Forums. I didn’t listen to the audio because it’s late and I don’t want to bother my wife, but if he’s referencing stairs and says “I hope SA doesn’t stand for Saudi Arabia” then that was early in this thread. It was extremely funny because whomever put him up to it didn’t click that SA would mean Saudi Arabia to him (i wouldn’t have put it tougher either).
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# ? May 29, 2021 05:21 |
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Duckman2008 posted:I didn’t listen to the audio because it’s late and I don’t want to bother my wife, but if he’s referencing stairs and says “I hope SA doesn’t stand for Saudi Arabia” then that was early in this thread. ...but they followed that with "tell Richard I don't have stairs in my house" so at best it's a wash
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# ? May 29, 2021 05:33 |
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yeah that video is really old. still funny though
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# ? May 29, 2021 06:08 |
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There's a certain indefinable something about Nathen's presentation when he speaks to the camera. Rather like the psychopath villain in a low budget horror movie.
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# ? May 29, 2021 12:03 |
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BigBadSteve posted:There's a certain indefinable something about Nathen's presentation when he speaks to the camera. Rather like the psychopath villain in a low budget horror movie. It's the mimicry of human characteristics without actually understanding what human empathy is. And Mania.
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# ? May 29, 2021 12:13 |
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Jack-Off Lantern posted:It's the mimicry of human characteristics without actually understanding what human empathy is. https://i.imgur.com/KWzj8gu.mp4
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# ? May 29, 2021 17:49 |
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very good but you should put doobie's face on it and put it in the slaw d thread
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# ? May 30, 2021 03:59 |
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# ? May 30, 2021 04:06 |
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# ? May 30, 2021 04:09 |
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Why is he so horny all the time
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# ? May 30, 2021 04:23 |
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# ? May 26, 2024 21:55 |
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astronautism posted:Why is he so horny all the time are you not?
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# ? May 30, 2021 04:26 |