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Gats Akimbo posted:Obviously it's time to build the Trans-Bering Railway.
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winegums posted:Weirdest Mr Brightside parody i've heard, but fair enough. It’s from a schadenfreude thread hall of famer.
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May 29, 2021 20:07
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OwlFancier posted:I was resisting the urge to post it but sod it. 
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May 29, 2021 20:11
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So Boris got married today apparently
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May 29, 2021 21:05
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smellmycheese posted:So Boris got married today apparently Who paid for it?
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blunt posted:Who paid for it? Carrie's going to be paying for it her whole life 
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JeremoudCorbynejad posted:Who bought this Currently stuck in customs, last i heard the DUP are running 'tests' on it.
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May 29, 2021 21:23
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Test came back positive for sodomy and extramarital sex.
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smellmycheese posted:So Boris got married today apparently He'll do anything to get out of a full day's work. So, honeymoon now? e: A private ceremony at Westminster Catherderal? How do you manage that? Trickjaw fucked around with this message at 21:35 on May 29, 2021 |
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May 29, 2021 21:25
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Had a mate threaten to break a bishop's knees probably.
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May 29, 2021 21:37
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smellmycheese posted:So Boris got married today apparently Boris Jr No 9 being made tonight.
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May 29, 2021 21:39
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I want to see the outcome of a les enfants terribles project that uses boris in place of big boss. What does perfect boris look like, what does failed boris look like?
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May 29, 2021 21:46
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I swear if he fucks off for three weeks, it means he can get away with invading the Rhineland.
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OwlFancier posted:What does failed boris look like? 
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May 29, 2021 21:48
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I'm imagining one of them has to be steve bell boris but I'm not sure which.
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All Boris is perfect. All Boris is failure. Punished Boris.
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May 29, 2021 21:54
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He can't be venom boris because he's killed that many people he wouldn't be able to fit in the commons chamber with the amount of metal sticking out of his head.
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May 29, 2021 22:01
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blunt posted:Who paid for it? Harry Cole
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OwlFancier posted:He can't be venom boris because he's killed that many people he wouldn't be able to fit in the commons chamber with the amount of metal sticking out of his head.
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May 29, 2021 22:09
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Perhaps that is why he missed the cobra meetings, as he had his head clamped in front of one of those industrial shredders.
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ChairmanGoesWoof posted:Harry Cole He didn't even get the byline hahaha
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Trickjaw posted:He'll do anything to get out of a full day's work. So, honeymoon now? Westminster Cathedral is not Westminster Abbey (for a start it's Catholic - I didn't know Johnson was, but his attitude to birth control makes more sense now) and as he lives in its (very small) parish it is actually his church. That's the same loophole all the City boys used to use to get married in St. Paul's - there's a few hundred flats around Ludgate for which St. Paul's acts as parish church, and in the 80s they were changing hands for an even more ridiculous premium than flats around there normally do because if you lived there for a year and turned up for a couple of services you would be entitled to get married there. They've changed that to a lottery for the whole diocese now though because the CoE at least sometimes *attempts* to pretend it's not giving salvation to the highest bidder.
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OwlFancier posted:He can't be venom boris because he's killed that many people he wouldn't be able to fit in the commons chamber with the amount of metal sticking out of his head. Venom Boris is Keir Stammer surgically altered and hypnotised into thinking he's a Tory Prime Minister. Also they gave him a different set of clothes so there will be an actual difference.
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goddamnedtwisto posted:Westminster Cathedral is not Westminster Abbey (for a start it's Catholic - I didn't know Johnson was, but his attitude to birth control makes more sense now) and as he lives in its (very small) parish it is actually his church. Twisto to the rescue, once more
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May 29, 2021 22:30
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arsenal gear is just a giant inflated dominic cummings head
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stev posted:Carrie's going to be paying for it her whole life IDK, he historically hasn't been great at negotiating divorces.
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Bobby Deluxe posted:arsenal gear is just a giant inflated dominic cummings head I think that cummings would be otacon in this analogy.
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OwlFancier posted:I think that cummings would be otacon in this analogy. Great now I've got a mental image of otkau cummings. He has a body pillow of roko's basilisk.
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May 29, 2021 22:35
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happyhippy posted:Boris Jr No 9 being made tonight. 9 ± 3 (95% CI)
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OwlFancier posted:I think that cummings would be otacon in this analogy.
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Trickjaw posted:Twisto to the rescue, once more The only non-royals who can marry at the Abbey are the people who live within its precincts (so basically the clergy there and I suppose any staff or of-age pupils at Westminster School). If he was CoE he could have got married in St. Margaret's, which is the church between the Abbey and Parliament, as that would have been his parish church, but personally if I were him I'd convert to Methodism to get married at Central Hall just across the road. It seats like 2,000 so he could have invited his kids, too.
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Otoh the core social tenet of Methodism is to work to your utmost to improve the lives of others, so I think he'd just go for the other one and charge a bunch of those plastic chairs you got in assembly to his expenses.
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We never had chairs at assembly, luxury, we had to sit on't floor and wey liiiked et so we did.
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Lot of Catholics very, very angry that a twice-divorcee has managed to get married at the big house when official Catholic doctrine is that divorced people can't get married in a Catholic ceremony *at all* (apparently they only stopped officially excommunicating divorcees who remarry outside the church really recently). Also I'm guessing Blair is *really* hosed off that he spent his entire time in power hiding his Catholicism (and *alleged* extramarital affair(s)) while Johnson just parades his adulterous arse straight into the Mother Church.
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I simply cannot imagine the catholic church bowing to political pressure from temporal authorities.
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More evidence for the unfortunate link between "lol no1 cares anymore" with regards to religious dogma, sex life, personal matters, &c. and "lol no1 cares anymore" with regards to basic competence at your public office. I'll still take it over keeping both the sex stuff and the incompetence in the dark and all the abuse and blackmail that goes along with it, but lol at Boris Johnson having a Catholic ceremony when Charlie couldn't even get a CofE one.
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Extra-large lols that according to the Beeb the only UK political leader to comment so far has been Arlene Foster, who congratulated the couple presumably through teeth so gritted that it came out like a steam whistle - he fucks up NI with the Brexit deal, then just as marching season is getting into its stride () he casually drops that he's a papist into the mix.
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goddamnedtwisto posted:Extra-large lols that according to the Beeb the only UK political leader to comment so far has been Arlene Foster, who congratulated the couple presumably through teeth so gritted that it came out like a steam whistle - he fucks up NI with the Brexit deal, then just as marching season is getting into its stride ( Noo, I think she loved loving it over
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