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Schnorkles: Apr 30, 2015; It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.

Grizzled Patriarch posted:

was away for a few days, what the hell did i miss this time lol

wellllllllllllllllllllll

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Plinkey: Aug 4, 2004; by Fluffdaddy

bleeding kansas posted:

isnt there a river in the amazon rainforest? whats is called again?

no, it's all trees, that's why it's called a forest

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Hatebag: Jun 17, 2008

Plinkey posted:

you can't sail in a rainforest you dummies

Why not? There's wind. Three sheets to the wind, let er blow!

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Plinkey: Aug 4, 2004; by Fluffdaddy

Grizzled Patriarch posted:

was away for a few days, what the hell did i miss this time lol

cumshitter ate too much popcorn and his poop looked like a snow covered pinecone, it was pretty impressive

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Homeless Friend: Jul 16, 2007

Grizzled Patriarch posted:

was away for a few days, what the hell did i miss this time lol

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bleeding kansas: Nov 15, 2019

Plinkey posted:

no, it's all trees, that's why it's called a forest

trees crawling with nests of deadly pirahna, waiting to drop on the unsuspecting water buffalo calf as it lumbers by

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Plinkey: Aug 4, 2004; by Fluffdaddy

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Crusader: Apr 11, 2002

radical meme posted:

Wait, you�re saying TVs used to have control knobs on them.

edit: this is some sci-fi poo poo

i am getting an old tv because it�s the cheapest safest way to have a particle accelerator

anyway stay tuned as i irradiate myself in idiotic amateur radio experiments

# ? May 30, 2021 04:19

Filthy Hans: Jun 27, 2008; by Fluffdaddy
(and can't post for 10 years!)

Maybe this Naftali Bennett dude will be more reasonable than Netany-

Wikipedia posted:

In February 2012 Bennett published a plan to manage the Israeli�Palestinian conflict called "The Israel Stability Initiative."[20][21] The plan is based in part on parts of earlier initiatives, "Peace on Earth" by Adi Mintz and the "Elon Peace Plan" by Binyamin Elon, and relies on statements of Netanyahu and Likud party ministers in favor of unilateral annexation of the West Bank. Bennett opposes the creation of a Palestinian state: "I will do everything in my power to make sure they never get a state."[37]

Bennett suggests that Israel must learn to live with the Palestinian problem without a "surgical action" of separation to two states: "I have a friend who's got shrapnel in his rear end, and he's been told that it can be removed surgically, but it would leave him disabled... So he decided to live with it. There are situations where insisting on perfection can lead to more trouble than it's worth." Bennett's "Shrapnel in the butt" thus quickly became widely known as representing his view of the Palestinian problem.[40][41]

In response to Israel's release of Palestinian prisoners in 2013, Bennett said Palestinian terrorists should be shot, allegedly adding, "I already killed lots of Arabs in my life, and there is absolutely no problem with that".[42] Bennett was widely condemned for these words,[43] though he denied saying them, claiming he said merely that "terrorists should be killed if they pose an immediate life threat to our soldiers when in action".

In November 2016 Bennett said the election of Donald Trump as President of the United States gave him hope that the two-state solution would no longer be considered viable, claiming, "The era of the Palestinian state is over."

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Schnorkles: Apr 30, 2015; It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.

slowly making my way through the Count of Monte Cristo in the french again. I need a dictionary a whole hell of a lot more than I used to

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Crusader: Apr 11, 2002

Schnorkles posted:

slowly making my way through the Count of Monte Cristo in the french again. I need a dictionary a whole hell of a lot more than I used to

brain: watch me do this cool trick to reclaim space

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Schnorkles: Apr 30, 2015; It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.

Crusader posted:

brain: watch me do this cool trick to reclaim space

language is the exact opposite of riding a bike

you do not just "pick it back up again"

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Zil: Jun 4, 2011; Satanically Summoned Citrus

Crusader posted:

i am getting an old tv because it’s the cheapest safest way to have a particle accelerator

anyway stay tuned as i irradiate myself in idiotic amateur radio experiments

As long as you don't build a nuke reactor in your backyard shed

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Shear Modulus: Jun 9, 2010

Homeless Friend posted:

lmao

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Bearjew: Apr 18, 2017

Homeless Friend posted:

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Crusader: Apr 11, 2002

Schnorkles posted:

language is the exact opposite of riding a bike

you do not just "pick it back up again"

my ability to speak spanish has atrophied almost completely and im furious at myself about it

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bebop esq: Apr 17, 2006; hi boys

Filthy Hans posted:

Maybe this Naftali Bennett dude will be more reasonable than Netany-
oh

yeah, it's not really a Good Thing that Bibi will be gone, maybe the same or even worse

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Schnorkles: Apr 30, 2015; It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.

Zil posted:

As long as you don't build a nuke reactor in your backyard shed

they're making very, very small nuclear reactors now that could fit in your backyard shed

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skaboomizzy: Nov 12, 2003; There is nothing I want to be. There is nothing I want to do.
I don't even have an image of what I want to be. I have nothing. All that exists is zero.

pre-op bebop posted:

yeah, it's not really a Good Thing that Bibi will be gone, maybe the same or even worse

it'll be pretty funny to watch his good friend trmplo not give a poo poo about him anymore

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Crusader: Apr 11, 2002

Schnorkles posted:

they're making very, very small nuclear reactors now that could fit in your backyard shed

yeah the �small modular� reactor designs are neato

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Hatebag: Jun 17, 2008

The two state solution is bullshit. The only solution is for israel palestine to not be a white supremacist ethnonationalist state. Palestinians should have full rights. Anything else is just a way to partition off Palestinians into bantustans so they can be murdered slowly

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Schnorkles: Apr 30, 2015; It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.

Crusader posted:

my ability to speak spanish has atrophied almost completely and im furious at myself about it

my wife's french is basically native fluent and its always weird to be cursed at in a language you can't understand

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Hatebag: Jun 17, 2008

Crusader posted:

my ability to speak spanish has atrophied almost completely and im furious at myself about it

If you were previously conversational you can pick it back up pretty easy
¿Adonde va usted para la observatorio?

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Homeless Friend: Jul 16, 2007

schnorkles jr goes oui oui in a diaper. like a DOG

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Schnorkles: Apr 30, 2015; It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.

Homeless Friend posted:

schnorkles jr goes oui oui in a diaper. like a DOG

he can't actually vocalize syllables yet you idiot

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PlushCow: Oct 19, 2005; The cow eats the grass

Homeless Friend posted:

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Inspector Hound: Jul 14, 2003

Good soup! posted:

anybody else utterly blazed and celebrating a busy end to a busy day with a kid that wants to be busy looking at poo poo instead of sleeping, please put your head down you tiny weird rear end human, you gotta sleep

I usually set up the bong while the last stories are being read in the other room

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Archduke Frantz Fanon: Sep 7, 2004

Schnorkles posted:

he can't actually vocalize syllables yet you idiot

of course not planes cant talk

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Mr. Sharps: Jul 30, 2006; The only true law is that which leads to freedom. There is no other.

Crusader posted:

my ability to speak spanish has atrophied almost completely and im furious at myself about it

hola, mi llama el bano, el gato es blanco. arrivederci!

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Crusader: Apr 11, 2002

Hatebag posted:

If you were previously conversational you can pick it back up pretty easy
�Adonde va usted para la observatorio?

🤘

Mr. Sharps posted:

hola, mi llama el bano, el gato es blanco. arrivederci!

🤔

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Inspector Hound: Jul 14, 2003

How on the loving Earth is Spanish not a required course in every American public school

Spoiler racism yeah I get it but like just for practical purposes

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