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Lamuella
Jun 26, 2003

It's like goldy or bronzy, but made of iron.


Dear David,

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Pinstripe Hourglass
Nov 27, 2008

=RIVER PEOPLE=
Ay yi yi! We look
like... cartoons!

Lamuella posted:

Dear David,

I wrote you but you still ain’t callin’

MassRafTer
May 26, 2001

BAEST MODE!!!
The King of Podcasts gets like 20 views per episode on youtube. It's good to be the king.

El Gallinero Gros
Mar 17, 2010

MassRafTer posted:

The King of Podcasts gets like 20 views per episode on youtube. It's good to be the king.

He and Beau James should hang out

Dr. Baker
Jan 25, 2012

Numb me, drill me
Floss me, bill me

Pinstripe Hourglass posted:

I wrote you but you still ain’t callin’

I ain't mad, I just think it's hosed up you don't rate cinematic matches

MassRafTer
May 26, 2001

BAEST MODE!!!
From now on the last weekend in May should be a long weekend celebrating the day Mike Kurtz 1991 returned to twitter.

https://twitter.com/mkurtz91/status/1398465281270456328

Eat My Fuc
May 29, 2007

MassRafTer posted:

From now on the last weekend in May should be a long weekend celebrating the day Mike Kurtz 1991 returned to twitter.

https://twitter.com/mkurtz91/status/1398465281270456328

Thank you god

Raeg
Jul 7, 2008

The top 1% of ducks have control of 99.9% of the bread.
I'm as delighted he's back as I am depressed I had to read a lovely Raj opinion.

Rarity
Oct 21, 2010

~*4 LIFE*~
It's really cool that Mike Kurtz cares about his fellow man

MassRafTer
May 26, 2001

BAEST MODE!!!
https://twitter.com/TheShiniestDan2/status/1398821177448177664

https://twitter.com/SL11669749/status/1398814967449763848

Eat My Fuc
May 29, 2007

Getting a free room in Vegas means they knew a mark when they saw one

Zombie Lemur
Jul 6, 2009

Empyrean empties
It's such a weird coincidence that every toxic internet troll has a very important, high paying job.

Conrad_Birdie
Jul 10, 2009

I WAS THERE
WHEN CODY RHODES
FINISHED THE STORY

MassRafTer posted:

From now on the last weekend in May should be a long weekend celebrating the day Mike Kurtz 1991 returned to twitter.

https://twitter.com/mkurtz91/status/1398465281270456328

King don’t miss

MJeff
Jun 2, 2011

THE LIAR
"I have access to around 4,000 dollars" is quite the brag. Hope he didn't have to empty out both the checking and the savings for that one.

coconono
Aug 11, 2004

KISS ME KRIS

Dax got destroyed by an internet rando

Cavauro
Jan 9, 2008

i'm jealous of that man's $4000 to $5000 dollars.

sticklefifer
Nov 11, 2003

by VideoGames
That's what, two hours with a Vegas escort? That guy will be broke before the end of the day in his free hotel room.

Zombie Lemur
Jul 6, 2009

Empyrean empties

Eat My Fuc posted:

Getting a free room in Vegas means they knew a mark when they saw one

Absolutely, they know you'll spend enough to offset the cost and then some.

They're not going to go "this guy is super cool, let's give him free stuff for fun".

Takuan
May 6, 2007

Hey did you guys know that Britt Baker was concussed during that entire match because Hikaru Shida was shooting on her?
https://twitter.com/aewbotches/status/1399198383747878913

Lid
Feb 18, 2005

And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.
a twist, a pro-AEW bad take

https://twitter.com/DHillactor/status/1399216713900560389

yea ok
Jul 27, 2006

drat yall just go lookin straight for it huh

Takuan
May 6, 2007

yea ok posted:

drat yall just go lookin straight for it huh

I didn't look for it, someone posted it in a discord I'm on.

I Before E
Jul 2, 2012


After the heat this thread usually brings, a vague overstatement that isn't actively hateful just doesn't move the needle.

karmicknight
Aug 21, 2011

I Before E posted:

After the heat this thread usually brings, a vague overstatement that isn't actively hateful just doesn't move the needle.

Sometimes it's good to let to mixture cool a bit so that the next wave can hit hotter without spoiling the thread.

coconono
Aug 11, 2004

KISS ME KRIS

its cool that dude was excited about what he likes.

RealFoxy
May 11, 2011

I'm not making a fucking QCS thread for this but seriously can we take a harder stance on Kiwifarms freaks like this guy, Jesus Christ seriously, you used to be better at knocking these creeps down. I guess ADTRW mods aren't responsible like GBS mods are.

coconono posted:

its cool that dude was excited about what he likes.
I will not fault that man for loving good wrestling

Duke Pukem
Oct 23, 2010

Three cheers for dark beer!



thats not a bad take, it was a fantastic PPV

flashy_mcflash
Feb 7, 2011

https://twitter.com/arxherarios/status/1399203222783336453

Power Windows
Dec 29, 2004

Brasky used to ride upon a steed, perchance to spy a lady.

That's a good take, friend.

flashy_mcflash
Feb 7, 2011

Power Windows posted:

That's a good take, friend.

Other than *maybe* Cody (and expecting that to happen on Memorial Day was probably unrealistic) which EVP's should've lost?

Gaz-L
Jan 28, 2009

flashy_mcflash posted:

Other than *maybe* Cody (and expecting that to happen on Memorial Day was probably unrealistic) which EVP's should've lost?

There's a decent argument that the Bucks could've lost. Have Jon and Eddie defend the belts through to All Out and drop them to FTR or Best Friends.

flashy_mcflash
Feb 7, 2011

Gaz-L posted:

There's a decent argument that the Bucks could've lost. Have Jon and Eddie defend the belts through to All Out and drop them to FTR or Best Friends.

I suppose, but Jon has to leave any minute for parental leave and there's still a lot to mine from the Bucks' heel turn. They can always come back to Wild Thing at some point - even at All Out if that's where they're going. In the meantime they can use the summer to build the Varsitys and some other teams against the Bucks.

If Kenny's dropping the title around All Out or Full Gear they can build to a total collapse of the Elite and have the Bucks drop the title to another team at that point too.

luchadornado
Oct 7, 2004

A boombox is not a toy!

gently caress the Bucks and Kenny (in kayfabe), gently caress Cody all the time.

TV Zombie
Sep 6, 2011

Burying all the trauma from past nights
Burying my anger in the past

Maybe Mox isn’t going to take time off...

Vince MechMahon
Jan 1, 2008



Gaz-L posted:

There's a decent argument that the Bucks could've lost. Have Jon and Eddie defend the belts through to All Out and drop them to FTR or Best Friends.

I keep saying this: the bucks turned heel less than two months ago. This is their second major defense. If they don't have a long title reign, the story being told makes no sense. I swear to God sometimes it feels like literally no one Wrestling fans have any understanding of storytelling outside of WWE style 50/50 booking and randomly hot shotting the titles for no good reason even when it makes no narrative sense.

E: It's like being part way through season two of breaking bad and thinking it's about time Walt dropped the meth angle and moved on to the next thing.

Vince MechMahon fucked around with this message at 15:45 on May 31, 2021

coconono
Aug 11, 2004

KISS ME KRIS


AEW the best

sleepwalkers
Dec 7, 2008


Is it really a surprise that fans might not be used to “yes, they’ve had the titles for 8 months but are in the middle of a story that hasn’t peaked yet” considering the state of wrestling in the US for the last however long?

flashy_mcflash
Feb 7, 2011

Vince MechMahon posted:

I keep saying this: the bucks turned heel less than two months ago. This is their second major defense. If they don't have a long title reign, the story being told makes no sense. I swear to God sometimes it feels like literally no one Wrestling fans have any understanding of storytelling outside of WWE style 50/50 booking and randomly hot shotting the titles for no good reason even when it makes no narrative sense.

E: It's like being part way through season two of breaking bad and thinking it's about time Walt dropped the meth angle and moved on to the next thing.

Additionally "they stole our shoes" is not a title change angle when they just retired SCU. When the Bucks lose I hope there's more at stake than that for both teams.

Davros1
Jul 19, 2007

You've got to admit, you are kind of implausible



https://twitter.com/NylaRoseBeast/status/1399370929940094978?s=20
https://twitter.com/RefAubrey/status/1399384262600802305?s=20

People getting owned

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D.N. Nation
Feb 1, 2012

Bucks should've absolutely retained. They should hold the belts for a good long while, IMO. Likewise Omega.

Cody's whole.....thing......though? Change-the-channel for me. But if it's what we have to sit through to get all the other stuff, it's OK. Very much unlike, say, sitting through a Rhea/Charlotte/Asuka talking segment to get to, say, a Nia Jax tag match.

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