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Air Skwirl
May 13, 2007

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.

Douche Wolf 89 posted:

Shartlow is doing a very normal thing now of oscillating between saying she doesn't speak for all Jews and that they get their own opinions, then calling Seth Rogan a self hating anti-Semite.

Also bragging about her jewelry that explicitly celebrates stealing peoples homes.

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The Saddest Rhino
Apr 29, 2009

Put it all together.
Solve the world.
One conversation at a time.



https://twitter.com/YtThumbnails/status/1399167392899493894?s=19

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose
Has anyone said Eve Barflow yet?

Air Skwirl
May 13, 2007

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.

Vincent Van Goatse posted:

Has anyone said Eve Barflow yet?

I like sticking with Eve Fartlow, because whenever she says a new dumb thing, enough people respond that it has a decent chance of popping up on the "trending" list.

Henchman of Santa
Aug 21, 2010

Collateral posted:

He is watching the qanon conference, I think the counts as some species of imbecile.

QAnon has been his beat as a reporter for years now.

Viscous Soda
Apr 24, 2004


There's a blue balls joke here but it's escaping me.

Air Skwirl
May 13, 2007

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.

Viscous Soda posted:

There's a blue balls joke here but it's escaping me.

I made it 45 minutes ago.

Henchman of Santa
Aug 21, 2010
If you’ve spent enough time in the Northeast you’ve probably seen the Chabad guys that go around asking people if they’re Jewish and then giving them shabbos candles or wrapping a tefillin around them and performing a blessing if they say yes (I myself let one of these guys do that to me when I visited NYC five years ago). This is apparently a foreign concept to the folks at...StopAntisemitism dot org

https://twitter.com/stopantisemites/status/1398820697095479297?s=21

https://twitter.com/stopantisemites/status/1399126214678286337?s=21

apatheticman
May 13, 2003

Wedge Regret

Skwirl posted:

I made it 45 minutes ago.

gently caress...
:golfclap:

kirbysuperstar
Nov 11, 2012

Let the fools who stand before us be destroyed by the power you and I possess.

Tenebrais posted:

Looking at that guy's profile picture and username, I'd be up for taking bets on how long it's been since that guy met a woman whose name doesn't end in .jpg.

https://twitter.com/ApexAlphaJ/status/1399103230454468624

my "woman" is laughing at the tweets too, she's just off camera

rodbeard
Jul 21, 2005

RFC2324
Jun 7, 2012

http 418

whatever you do, do not!

Josef bugman
Nov 17, 2011

Pictured: Poster prepares to celebrate Holy Communion (probablY)

This avatar made possible by a gift from the Religionthread Posters Relief Fund

Inspector 34
Mar 9, 2009

DOES NOT RESPECT THE RUN

BUT THEY WILL
I know I'm late to swearing chat but I wanted you all to know that when I'm in my car alone I almost exclusively call people poo poo nuts. Like "Hey poo poo nuts the light's loving green" or " Oh yeah you maybe want to get a move on eh, poo poo nuts?" I don't know where it came from but it's very gratifying to imagine that every other driver on the road is inept at pooping, preventing their (or whoever's) testicles from touching poop, and also driving, all at the same time. poo poo nuts.

Read After Burning
Feb 19, 2013

"All this, for me? 💃Ah, you didn't have to! 🥰"

Poops Mcgoots
Jul 12, 2010

Inspector 34 posted:

I know I'm late to swearing chat but I wanted you all to know that when I'm in my car alone I almost exclusively call people poo poo nuts. Like "Hey poo poo nuts the light's loving green" or " Oh yeah you maybe want to get a move on eh, poo poo nuts?" I don't know where it came from but it's very gratifying to imagine that every other driver on the road is inept at pooping, preventing their (or whoever's) testicles from touching poop, and also driving, all at the same time. poo poo nuts.

please no

sugar mouse
Oct 17, 2006

Have some dumb medical takes but also, with regards to UK transphobia, it really is an issue in many places. However, I'm currently in the middle of watching and helping an amazing young trans lad change people's views in a small, close minded town community and it's like being in a heartwarming British film irl.



endocriminologist
May 17, 2021

SUFFERINGLOVER:press send + soul + earth lol
inncntsoul:ok

(inncntsoul has left the game)

ARCHON_MASTER:lol
MAMMON69:lol
It’s really weird to be called out for homophobia every time I say there’s loads of transphobia in England tbh

Zulily Zoetrope
Jun 1, 2011

Muldoon
I’m not gonna tell you how to live your life, but you might want to consider phrasing such comments in a way that makes it clear you also understand that homophobia exists and is an issue in the UK, rather than in a way that could be read as dismissive.

endocriminologist
May 17, 2021

SUFFERINGLOVER:press send + soul + earth lol
inncntsoul:ok

(inncntsoul has left the game)

ARCHON_MASTER:lol
MAMMON69:lol
Trans woman: wow the English sure are transphobic a lot
Some English person: and yet you do not mention homophobia! curious! not all English


Like I hear you I could’ve phrased that better but it’s a strange thing to have happen constantly is all

Roblo
Dec 10, 2007

I posted my food for USPOL Thanksgiving!
I know it is a *thing* that the UK is transphobic, and I'm really not doubting that - this place is a poo poo hole in so many ways and Mumsnet has a lot to answer for but is it actually worse than it is in the states? Looking at the trump lol thread there is a poo poo load of transphobia about over there.

Mx.
Dec 16, 2006

I'm a great fan! When I watch TV I'm always saying "That's political correctness gone mad!"
Why thankyew!


is that really how you remember the conversation starting? jesus

Zetsubou-san
Jan 28, 2015

Cruel Bifaunidas demanded that you [stand]🧍 I require only that you [kneel]🧎

whose re-reg are you, you absolut vodka

hawowanlawow
Jul 27, 2009

I call bad drivers sweethearts, my wife gets jealous when she hears it

gbut
Mar 28, 2008

😤I put the UN🇺🇳 in 🎊FUN🎉


https://twitter.com/gobloid3/status/1399264890712436736?s=19

Regarde Aduck
Oct 19, 2012

c l o u d k i t t e n
Grimey Drawer
It's almost like generalisations are always bad and inaccurate. And that you shouldn't make them because even ignoring how unfair it is or isn't, it makes communication difficult. Essentially it's an absurdist position disguised with a hint of plausibility.

teen witch
Oct 9, 2012

Imagine wanting to try to pry yourself out of loving up talking about I/P and then immediately making yourself visible as a poo poo for brains by bringing up Serbia. Beautiful.

E:

https://twitter.com/reveries_cool/status/1399294476410003457?s=20

Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

📈📊🍪😋



Regarde Aduck posted:

It's almost like generalisations are always bad and inaccurate.

Curious! And yet,

xtal
Jan 9, 2011

by Fluffdaddy
How many pages does a thread need to be in a crappy derail before you gas it?

xtal has a new favorite as of 15:11 on May 31, 2021

CharlestheHammer
Jun 26, 2011

YOU SAY MY POSTS ARE THE RAVINGS OF THE DUMBEST PERSON ON GOD'S GREEN EARTH BUT YOU YOURSELF ARE READING THEM. CURIOUS!
I mean how many probs does it take to not be a lovely poster, there are many unanswerable questions out there

Ibblebibble
Nov 12, 2013

https://twitter.com/munkaei/status/1399013929590812672

Arsenic Lupin
Apr 12, 2012

This particularly rapid💨 unintelligible 😖patter💁 isn't generally heard🧏‍♂️, and if it is🤔, it doesn't matter💁.


https://twitter.com/CommProfWebb/status/1398814958427820035

AFewBricksShy
Jun 19, 2003

of a full load.



Read After Burning posted:

I've never seen this before, and I thank you so much for posting it. This is eight seconds of pure glee, and I am working this into my insult rotation stat! Also, obligatory "Hey, it's Danny Trejo! :D"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kqsN1smBIeE

Vib Rib
Jul 23, 2007

God damn this shit is
fuckin' re-dic-a-liss

🍖🍖😛🍖🍖

Biplane posted:

It feels good to walk barefoot on the grass sometimes but my soft, weak baby feet would be destroyed by any moderately serious barefoot walking.
I will NEVER touch grass!!!!

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


https://twitter.com/willsommer/status/1399177625365532673

Brawnfire
Jul 13, 2004

🎧Listen to Cylindricule!🎵
https://linktr.ee/Cylindricule


Ah, well, that explanation endears the concept of impoverished educators to me considerably; and I also am now able to more fully appreciate the stuffy authoritarianism of our great universities. Lovely.

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013


stringless
Dec 28, 2005

keyboard ⌨️​ :clint: cowboy


Someone's going to unironically create a new version of the rainbow dash holocaust thing about this.

Biplane
Jul 18, 2005

Vib Rib posted:

I will NEVER touch grass!!!!

treat your feet

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joylessdivision
Jun 15, 2013




What an rear end in a top hat.

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