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Woebin posted:🎶 Sexbro, sexbro, you're a sexbro Hi! I'm from the International Union of Drawbridge Operators and we are looking for a new slogan ("It goes up... and down!", is getting a little stale). Can we use your jingle? It gets so lonely up in that box all day, waiting for someone to cruise through Please help. Something, anything.
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Woebin posted:🎶 Sexbro, sexbro, you're a sexbro I want this as a ringtone.
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madeintaipei posted:Hi! I'm from the International Union of Drawbridge Operators and we are looking for a new slogan ("It goes up... and down!", is getting a little stale). Can we use your jingle? It gets so lonely up in that box all day, waiting for someone to cruise through Please help. Something, anything. Fleta Mcgurn posted:I want this as a ringtone.
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# ? Jun 1, 2021 11:01 |
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Woebin posted:Unfortunately there's no version of reality where I can mimic Tom Jones, otherwise I'd make a sincere attempt to record this for you. How about a languid, drippy, Lana del Rey-style version? Minus the racism and cop-shagging, of course. e: I'm thinking Nouvelle Vague might absolutely kill this, come to think of it.
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https://www.cameo.com/sirtom4u put your money where this person who thinks they sound like tom jones' mouth is
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Inexplicable Humblebrag posted:https://www.cameo.com/sirtom4u
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I don’t really want to sign up for one of those spammy ancestry sites to view the actual birth records but apparently there are people out there with the surname Goatse
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Doll House Ghost posted:There's a place here that has an extremely funny name in Swedish:
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https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sexhowquote:A legendary dragon that plagued the village is a folk tale known as The Worm of Sexhow. It was described as being a beast that would feed on dairy and breathe out fire to burn farmers crops. One day, a knight came into the village, slew the beast and rode out again. The beast's scaly skin was said to have been displayed inside nearby Hutton Rudby church.[7]
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# ? Jun 5, 2021 23:48 |
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Ah yes, that period in history when mythical creatures were named after items in 11-year-olds' search histories.
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# ? Jun 6, 2021 00:16 |
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How(e) is middle english for hill from old norse haugr (which I think also gives us "high") and sex is apparently derived from Sekk which is a name, so it's Sekk's Howe.
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OwlFancier posted:old norse haugr (which I think also gives us "high") they're cognates but I don't think 'high' directly derives from 'haug' (consider Dutch 'hoog' and German 'hoch')
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There used to be a Dr. Sexe at the hospital I work for. I don't know how it's pronounced, though.
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Pope Hilarius II posted:they're cognates but I don't think 'high' directly derives from 'haug' (consider Dutch 'hoog' and German 'hoch') In swedish the word "hög" is used for pile/heap, small hill and high. So it might as well be the same word in some old vikingese dialects.
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The proto germanic I think is haugaz or something.
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Zudgemud posted:In swedish the word "hög" is used for pile/heap, small hill and high. So it might as well be the same word in some old vikingese dialects. Isn't "høy" in Norwegian (IIRC the pronunciation would be the same as you would write it "haug", at least in bokmål) also "tall"?
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I just started a new job and one of my coworker's last names translates to "pineapple."
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Pope Hilarius II posted:Isn't "høy" in Norwegian (IIRC the pronunciation would be the same as you would write it "haug", at least in bokmål) also "tall"? Yes, same as in swedish, hög can be tall and loud too.
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Fleta Mcgurn posted:I just started a new job and one of my coworker's last names translates to "pineapple." Ananas?
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# ? Jun 10, 2021 14:30 |
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I’d have guessed Piña.
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# ? Jun 10, 2021 14:48 |
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PureRok posted:Ananas? Piña.
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Apologies for the double post, but I was putting my university's graduation announcements together and I am both sad and happy to say that one of the students has the first name of Semen. Obviously, English is not this person's first language, but as the university is English-only... welp. e: Oh, god, it's a Basque name and it SHOULD be spelled "Xemen" but of course they Spanified it. Fleta Mcgurn has a new favorite as of 21:12 on Jun 10, 2021 |
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Fleta Mcgurn posted:Apologies for the double post, but I was putting my university's graduation announcements together and I am both sad and happy to say that one of the students has the first name of Semen. Let's hope he graduates cum laude
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Fleta Mcgurn posted:Apologies for the double post, but I was putting my university's graduation announcements together and I am both sad and happy to say that one of the students has the first name of Semen. I was going to suggest that it was probably the Russian name Semyen, but... There are two names that commonly get transformed into the English word Semen ? What a time to be alive
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Fleta Mcgurn posted:e: Oh, god, it's a Basque name and it SHOULD be spelled "Xemen" but of course they Spanified it. Nothing good ever comes from giving in to the Castilians https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_hHxhfUQTgE
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Fleta Mcgurn posted:Piña. Fleta Mcgurn posted:Apologies for the double post, but I was putting my university's graduation announcements together and I am both sad and happy to say that one of the students has the first name of Semen. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6d8sOkMk850
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Lady Disdain posted:I was going to suggest that it was probably the Russian name Semyen, but... There are two names that commonly get transformed into the English word Semen ? What a time to be alive There's also 'Siemen' in Dutch (pronounced, yes, as 'semen'), a variant of 'Simon'. And let's not forget former England goalie, David Seamen
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I just came across the surname Kneebone, which is not terrible.
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# ? Jun 14, 2021 09:54 |
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Wheat Carr
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New student name, which totally slaps: Arantzasu Gomez Gomez. (I changed the last names, but yes, both her family names are the same)
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# ? Jun 14, 2021 16:48 |
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Are you teaching in Bilbao or something?
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# ? Jun 14, 2021 16:49 |
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Phlegmish posted:Are you teaching in Bilbao or something? Nope, Barcelona. But you're right; according to Google it's another Basque name, although she's not from Spain originally.
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A friend of mine works for Health and Human Services, and one of the cases he was running today had a man named James who named both his son and daughter James. Because he wanted to make sure there were no mistakes, he dug a little deeper, and discovered that Daddy James's own father and brother are also both named James.
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I printed some photos a few weeks ago for a woman named Coqui Stetson. They were graduation announcements for her daughter, Kiowa Stetson.
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Laeticia Amihere. I don't know, are you?
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DorkusMalorkus posted:I printed some photos a few weeks ago for a woman named Coqui Stetson. They were graduation announcements for her daughter, Kiowa Stetson. Nice username/post combo
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Arivia posted:Laeticia Amihere. I might've mentioned this in the thread before, but one of the funeral homes in the area I grew up in was 'Amigone'. When old man Amigone passed on, oh boy did the local news have a field day trying to do puns.
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LadyPictureShow posted:I might've mentioned this in the thread before, but one of the funeral homes in the area I grew up in was 'Amigone'. What's up Buffaloooooo Don't forget, it's also a Goo Goo Dolls song!
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Arivia posted:Laeticia Amihere. That c spelling is kind of odd, but I've always liked Laetitia as a name. It's so stately and Latin, but still feminine.
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Phlegmish posted:That c spelling is kind of odd, but I've always liked Laetitia as a name. It's so stately and Latin, but still feminine. It is a wonderful name, for sure. Plenty of 90s kids remembering Laetitia Casta fondly.
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