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"heh, you bunglebarrows sure know how to spin a tall tale" gandalf said slyly, as he packed a new bowl. this time he used some of the Old Ferryman, which provided for a more mellow body high. old feryman was the prized crop of lower thumblehills, renowned throughout hobbiton, and exported to places as far as the mouth of dillweed river to the north. while a relative recent strain, it was mostly a higher tbc variant of the far older (if not more famous) backburn thistle, which was introduced to the halflings by the men of fornost in the third age. the halfling tradition of pipe smoking was then in its early infancy, yet the short folk had already domesticated the... |
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I'm having trouble visualizing this without a few stanzas of Elvish epic poetry about the weed strain |
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May 25, 2021 22:20
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Big Dogs style shirt: "Look bud. Sometimes I just up and piss in teh shower like that's a normal thing for adults to do. That's fine. Now watch me arbitrarily decide that YOU'RE the rear end in a top hat while i puke all over myself. |
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May 26, 2021 17:30
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Breaking into Google HQ and finding the Index Prohibatorum. |
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May 26, 2021 17:38
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Gene Hackman Fan posted:an eldrich, other-worldly Old One who occasionally takes human form because they like the challenge of interacting in three dimensions as well as the occasional sudoku puzzle. This sounds like a confession. |
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May 26, 2021 17:46
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The eldritch abomination is a pantheistic deity that evolved humanity into existence so it could smoke weed and play sudoku. |
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May 26, 2021 17:51
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The being lies in the depths of the universe all-knowing, etrenally on the edge of sleeping,1000 years it has turned and writhed in constant torture. When will it's struggles cease? When it gets the last cryptic crossword clue, which unfortunately references a celebrity it's never heard of* *Ida Lupino Jaguars! fucked around with this message at 21:37 on May 26, 2021 |
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May 26, 2021 21:35
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"yancy, what's the deal with the monster of the week this week?" "stout, i'm rather busy -- i'm on a roll right now, two more rows and i'll have finished this book... but it's weak against tungsten. don't ask me why-- i admit this was right after i created weed, but yeah, good luck finding incandescent bulbs in this day and age" ---------------- |
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May 28, 2021 03:41
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An art critic is about to witness the unveiling of an eldritch painting created by a mad genius. unveiler: voila! critic: ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRG.. actually it's not bad, the pastoral tones are quite reminiscent of... |
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May 28, 2021 16:07
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Prurient Squid posted:An art critic is about to witness the unveiling of an eldritch painting created by a mad genius. "The brushstrokes... reminiscent of the thin monotonous whine of accursed flutes the colours the colours" Everywhere, everyone is red and green |
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May 28, 2021 16:33
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by viewing this painting and the colours out of space it contains, you confirm that you are not Anish Kapoor, you are in no way affiliated to Anish Kapoor, you are not backing this on behalf of Anish Kapoor or an associate of Anish Kapoor. edit: "wait, i don't have to make someone prove their not aligned with kapoor, i can just make it so he can't see the colors, just blank spaces on the canvas. that'll show him!" Gene Hackman Fan fucked around with this message at 22:25 on May 28, 2021 ---------------- |
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May 28, 2021 17:03
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An unspeakable piece of inexplicable art that I'm nevertheless going describe in great, indeed EXHAUSTIVE detail. 8/10. |
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May 29, 2021 11:06
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thread title: "finally broke down and bought my first bigcoin"
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May 31, 2021 06:49
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Gamera Fuel |
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May 31, 2021 11:16
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An eminent hypnotist scowling as a he weighs up the economic benefit of branching out into "sissy hypno" against the cost of reputational damage. |
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May 31, 2021 12:11
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sorry miss jackson i ate the peel never gonna eat bananas right even though you teach me every night
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May 31, 2021 14:16
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biosterous posted:sorry miss jackson sorry miss jackson i broke the reel I'm never gonna land a bitterling evening using a thingamajig
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May 31, 2021 14:45
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Sorry Miss Jackson It's all Blue Steel All the other looks are just a lie Least I'm still a real good looking guy |
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May 31, 2021 17:52
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Khanstant posted:thread title: "finally broke down and bought my first bigcoin"
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May 31, 2021 18:31
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google THIS posted:Sorry Miss Jackson lmao
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May 31, 2021 19:55
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google THIS posted:Sorry Miss Jackson
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Jun 1, 2021 04:39
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Limericks written on one line |
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Jestery posted:Limericks written on one line there once was a man who eated a yacht, now there is not
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Finger Prince posted:Gamera Fuel You post this, but some regional bottler is gonna come up with a line of "kaiju-inspired" energy drinks, mark my words. (Already seen a bob ross energy drink) |
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A musical about feline immunodeficiency virus |
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Jun 2, 2021 03:40
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*way too long of a synth lead in* "LOOK" vocalist says nothing else |
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Jun 2, 2021 08:19
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Touch me / it's so easy to poz me |
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Jun 2, 2021 19:02
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a horse suplexed me i guess this is fine???? like, would it not be? |
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BYOB's subtitle has had me thinking "Risky Mango Boxtrot" all day.
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a reddit r/childfree community, but it's smug rants about people not having other mundane things in their life. "saw a blader at the flea market today, ugh. what are you ever going to use that stupid sword for? stop trying to show me pictures of your sword or pretend like your sword is so important, i don't care" "this man at the gas station today had so many keychains on his keys, it was disgusting. ooh, really want to hold on to that memory of your trip to florida, DAVE? these people are sick" "sick of having to explain the impending ecological disaster to my family at holidays whenever they ask why i don't have a can opener. i'm not stocking a bomb shelter, why do i need hard metal coating my nonperishables when i am just going to eat it in a couple weeks anyway. i can tell it hurts my mom's feelings because she always assumed i would have canned food in my own house, but at this point i don't care anymore" |
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canyoneer posted:a reddit r/childfree community, but it's smug rants about people not having other mundane things in their life. im so sick of these switchers. oh your such a baby you need to play video games on the bus? youre such a child. watch porn on your phone like everyone else |
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ahahah holy poo poo
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Jun 5, 2021 16:19
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The solution, my dear Watson, is that once you have eliminated the purely fantastic, you are left with the purely fart-tastic. |
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Jun 5, 2021 20:19
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An atheist YouTuber smugly choosing the handle "Russel T Pot". |
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A group of Amazonian women sampling beers from tiny glasses while Flight of the Valkyries plays |
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