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Desperado Bones posted:It's from a Bolivian pizza place that's in sale. Here's a close up: ... Olives? But some seem too smoothly connected which is uh disturbing Maybe they just have no knives or slicers except maybe for the meat slicer? stringless fucked around with this message at 06:11 on May 31, 2021 |
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Captain Hygiene posted:No....no it's not i have the power to believe. You gotta get the right cheese and do it right. For sure it needs to be salty ah yes old hydraulic fluid, my fav
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SniperWoreConverse posted:ah yes old hydraulic fluid, my fav The real question is: is it a diamond sauce pattern, or a diamond cut pattern? /e forgot the bit at the bottom, it's a diamond cut pattern,  hopefully it's a cinnamon-based dessert pizza
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Desperado Bones posted:It's from a Bolivian pizza place that's in sale. Here's a close up: Olives, anchovies and grilled red pepper. Sounds like a perfectly cromulent pizza, in composition. It looks wet and underbaked 
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May 31, 2021 09:07
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Yeah I thought it was olives...but they look so big and squishy.
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May 31, 2021 14:18
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Desperado Bones posted:Yeah I thought it was olives...but they look so big and squishy. Was crashing through the woods on LSD one time when my friend noticed he'd been rolling something soft, squishy, and round between his fingers. I've never seen a more confused wolf spider. Butterflied spider butts.
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May 31, 2021 14:23
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Thanks for the gang tag! Here's a really bad pizza:  Not only it will be barely baked (according to the guy who made those photos, it looks like two pies were stuck together to make a thicker crust) so you will be eatin a load of stomach-destroying dough, not only it will be stupidly expensive, but also the service will basically threw the phone when you call them to ask some questions. Oh, and their delivery has tendency to take two hours to bring your semi-raw pizza and you won't get the receipt. So, if you're planning to visit Wroclaw/Breslau, absolutely do not go to or order from Center Pizza!
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Aardvark! posted:all tags to date have been queued Hell yeah, cowabunga
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May 31, 2021 16:14
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The legendary century pizza.
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I keep seeing ads for Red Swan Pizza, does anyone have any idea what it is like? The pictures all look extremely generic but they provoke a sense of underlying dread in me for some reason. This is apparently a beef taco pizza. They all have a similar chaotic look, even the "normal" options. Maybe the sesame seeds on the crust is the issue? I tend to have stomach problems when I eat them.  Other than the reappearing Taco (maybe chicken version, maybe exact same pizza as beef flipped), this also features Spicy Ginger and Cilantro Pizza (I think) and Tandoori Chicken (I think). They have some odd menu options including perogies and shrimp. TBH I do love shrimp on pizza, a place I lived as kid called Buckwheats had them and it was amazing. Zushio fucked around with this message at 17:59 on May 31, 2021 |
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Zushio posted:I keep seeing ads for Red Swan Pizza, does anyone have any idea what it is like? The pictures all look extremely generic but they provoke a sense of underlying dread in me for some reason. The shopped Cokes really make it
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Mormon Nailer posted:The shopped Cokes really make it I'm almost certain the only thing not shopped in the photos is Zushio fucked around with this message at 18:05 on May 31, 2021 |
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May 31, 2021 18:00
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laserghost posted:So, if you're planning to visit Wroclaw/Breslau, absolutely do not go to or order from Center Pizza! Wroclaw is also the guttural noise I produce whenever I open this thread
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Zushio posted:I keep seeing ads for Red Swan Pizza, does anyone have any idea what it is like? The pictures all look extremely generic but they provoke a sense of underlying dread in me for some reason. Maybe because these pizzas are so bad they bend the laws of perspective around them
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Mormon Nailer posted:The shopped Cokes really make it I can see in mind how the making of that ad went. I can feel it... client: "I WANT TWO COKE CANS IN MY AD!" Designer: "but..." Client" "COKE CANS".  To be a graphic desinger....
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Aardvark! posted:all tags to date have been queued Thanks, Aardvark! Can you unmarque mine and replace the Sluggo is Lit! with a Maestre tag though?
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May 31, 2021 18:27
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Gang Tag activated! Thanks Aardvark!
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Aardvark! posted:if you want a switch w/r/t ordering or marqueeing remember 3 is the max gang tags so let me know what it is you want exactly changed/removed/reordered. Thank you! Could you remove my something clawful gangtag and unmarquee them pretty please?  Here is a pizza as thanks:  
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May 31, 2021 20:41
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ekuNNN posted:Here is a pizza If you say so.
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Shaman Tank Spec posted:Thanks, Aardvark! ekuNNN posted:Thank you! Could you remove my something clawful gangtag and unmarquee them pretty please? queued
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Aardvark, you are a benevolent gangtag god, thank you for this horrible treasure
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Cxg7bOHOBQ I don't speak Korean but I managed to make out "cranberry creamcheese"
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Reality Protester posted:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Cxg7bOHOBQ I'll see your Pizza Hut and raise you the superior Mr Pizza with shrimp gold https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WQIQ8NwVa8w
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That Omani pizza hut ad is the most effective ad Ive seen in the last ten years. I remembered every bit of it. That chicken fillet-asking rear end in a top hat and the dexterous use of “gems” when “nuggets” wasn’t up to the descriptive task. It’s sad that North America lost the use of the attempt to tease fast food workers but get your friendly comeuppance genre that used to be big in the 80s. Thank goodness for the Middle East keeping the spirit of the 80s alive forever.
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May 31, 2021 22:11
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Yes I'd like some Coke with my order. No, photoshopped. E: And make sure to give me the cola dipping sauce, too.
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shadow puppet of a posted:That Omani pizza hut ad is the most effective ad Ive seen in the last ten years. I remembered every bit of it. That chicken fillet-asking rear end in a top hat and the dexterous use of “gems” when “nuggets” wasn’t up to the descriptive task. It’s sad that North America lost the use of the attempt to tease fast food workers but get your friendly comeuppance genre that used to be big in the 80s. brb requesting name change to Crown Crust Carnival. drat tho, Oman, that is a lot of chicken, settle down over there. i like the use of "laced" as in "laced with arsenic."
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May 31, 2021 22:15
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I would drunkenly devour this but also murder anyone who saw me doing so.
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DarkSoulsTantrum posted:I would drunkenly devour this but also murder anyone who saw me doing so. You'd have a pretty good twinkie defense too if you rode that sodium roller coaster solo.
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The corn dogs cut at angles other than 90° really make this pizza seem like a descent into madness
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lol I hope it was an angry employee on their last day, giving their biggest gently caress you. https://twitter.com/kasparovfesc/status/576915040927752192
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Every day I try to up the most bizarre or disgusting pizza I've found. Bolivian poop(?) pizza has been dethroned: 
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Thanks for the tag. To contribute, please enjoy pizza from El Hornero in Quito, Ecuador as a competitor with Bolivia. It looks like they ran out of cheese near the very end and just cooked it anyways.
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other people posted:that's an omelette You can spot the crust on the lower left there. But yes, you need to be a trained mestre da pizza to tell the difference with this specimen.
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other people posted:that's an omelette wait i see a green bell pepper slice under the cheese at bottom right, this may be only an aesthetics problem
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Ninurta posted:Thanks for the tag. To contribute, please enjoy pizza from El Hornero in Quito, Ecuador as a competitor with Bolivia. It looks like they ran out of cheese near the very end and just cooked it anyways. Mis niveles del hornero son bajos.
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Desperado Bones posted:prune pizza I'm behind on the thread and also super upset
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