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We've known for a while that L. Ron Hubbard tried to collaborate on a movie with Leni Riefenstahl, but someone just found a full script in the UK's archives.
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# ? Jun 1, 2021 00:47 |
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# ? Jun 5, 2024 05:24 |
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Elron spent like a week in the Pacific attacking what he swore up and down was a Japanese submarine but was actually a rock.
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# ? Jun 1, 2021 01:18 |
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Phanatic posted:Elron spent like a week in the Pacific attacking what he swore up and down was a Japanese submarine but was actually a rock. "So dumb he couldn't sink a rock" just kinda rolls off the tongue.
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# ? Jun 1, 2021 01:37 |
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Here’s the interview I was thinking of: https://youtu.be/O9AGVARpqdk Harlan Ellison was a prick but he was also a pretty fascinating guy.
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# ? Jun 1, 2021 01:39 |
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Phanatic posted:Elron spent like a week in the Pacific attacking what he swore up and down was a Japanese submarine but was actually a rock. battle of the brick
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# ? Jun 1, 2021 01:49 |
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lmao this is great
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# ? Jun 1, 2021 02:00 |
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Phanatic posted:Elron spent like a week in the Pacific attacking what he swore up and down was a Japanese submarine but was actually a rock. He also claims he was severely injured in combat (note: he does not have a Purple Heart) and that through the power of his mind he was able to completely repair his body. He was basically the prototypical stolen valor guy running around telling people he had like 30 medals, many of which didn't exist during WWII and others that don't make sense.
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# ? Jun 1, 2021 02:36 |
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Rascar Capac posted:https://twitter.com/sludge_worm/status/1399417276915355655?s=19 https://twitter.com/Eve6/status/1399522643116662786?s=19
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# ? Jun 1, 2021 02:38 |
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# ? Jun 1, 2021 04:02 |
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So is Satan lo Mark?
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# ? Jun 1, 2021 07:20 |
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koshmar posted:I’d be willing to go out on a limb and say that there are Christians who think Jesus literally put quill to paper and wrote the Bible, in English. Most of them still think Jesus is some magical white dude. Despite, y'know, a manger surrounded by camels. And sand. And 3 wise men that look suspiciously Middle Eastern.
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# ? Jun 1, 2021 08:46 |
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The Three Wisemen were Magi (or Zoroastrians) meaning they probably came from even further east from Persia and Central Asia. In some traditions one is Indian, one is Arabian, and one is Persian. In other traditions there's twelve of them because the bible is a bit vague about all this allowing for a bunch of speculation and fan fiction. Here's a modern recreation of how the Wisemen might've looked like
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# ? Jun 1, 2021 08:57 |
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There are three named gifts presented by the Magi (gold, frankincense, myrrh) and that’s it. That’s where their number comes from. You got three gifts for Christmas, so you must have three daddies, right?
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# ? Jun 1, 2021 09:56 |
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Platystemon posted:There are three named gifts presented by the Magi (gold, frankincense, myrrh) and that’s it. That’s where their number comes from. Look, it was a long journey, they're all kinda throwing it together last-minute, they all chipped in on a few big presents instead of a bunch of little ones.
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# ? Jun 1, 2021 10:05 |
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Neddy Seagoon posted:Look, it was a long journey, they're all kinda throwing it together last-minute, they all chipped in on a few big presents instead of a bunch of little ones. I always through gold, frankincense and myrrh had powerful "dad flew in last minute for christmas and the presents were whatever they had at the duty free" energy
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# ? Jun 1, 2021 10:37 |
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Neddy Seagoon posted:Look, it was a long journey, they're all kinda throwing it together last-minute, they all chipped in on a few big presents instead of a bunch of little ones. That or they were just really unimaginative. "poo poo you already got him Myrrh?! - well what the gently caress am I meant to get him then" "Just give him more myrrh it's not like he cares it's more for the parents anyway"
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# ? Jun 1, 2021 10:40 |
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Pretty sure it was Roman-era shorthand for 'expensive and fancy stuff'.
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# ? Jun 1, 2021 12:58 |
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It's also hilariously useless, lemme just burn some frankincense in this literal hovel I'm sitting in aw poo poo I feel better already. Or was frankincense exchangable for goods and services?
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# ? Jun 1, 2021 13:34 |
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nah Barney's donkeys only accepted denarii and diners card
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# ? Jun 1, 2021 13:37 |
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If Jesus was born today the wise men from the east would bring him a PS5, an iPhone, and a 2021 Toyota Tacoma. Joseph like Jesus Christ, how am I supposed to afford insurance and gas?
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# ? Jun 1, 2021 13:40 |
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zedprime posted:If Jesus was born today the wise men from the east would bring him a PS5, an iPhone, and a 2021 Toyota Tacoma. Stating to see things differently, I think jesus was probably just another enormous rear end in a top hat creep like trump or any other horribly cult leader, and everything known about him is revisionist bullshit.
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# ? Jun 1, 2021 13:44 |
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I just googled Myrrh and Frankincense instead of guessing
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# ? Jun 1, 2021 13:56 |
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zedprime posted:If Jesus was born today the wise men from the east would bring him a PS5, an iPhone, and a 2021 Toyota Tacoma. that must have been pretty confusing when ppl stubbed their toe around Jesus and he's like what? And they're like no the corner of the recliner got me
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# ? Jun 1, 2021 14:14 |
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LifeSunDeath posted:Stating to see things differently, I think jesus was probably just another enormous rear end in a top hat creep like trump or any other horribly cult leader, and everything known about him is revisionist bullshit. This is basically what Jesus Christ Superstar is about.
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# ? Jun 1, 2021 14:25 |
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Who What Now posted:Nobody knows how the trinity works! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jXoKuX0xmog Ghost Leviathan posted:Pretty sure it was Roman-era shorthand for 'expensive and fancy stuff'. No, it was Jewish shorthand for "stuff you give to holy people". Gold because it was valuable, frankincense because it was what was burned in the Temple when giving an offering to God, and myrrh oil because that was what was traditionally used to anoint holy persons and kings.
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# ? Jun 1, 2021 14:29 |
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SpacePig posted:This is basically what Jesus Christ Superstar is about. It is not.
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# ? Jun 1, 2021 14:39 |
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Memento posted:I always through gold, frankincense and myrrh had powerful "dad flew in last minute for christmas and the presents were whatever they had at the duty free" energy They all agreed to a $20 limit on the gifts but the one that suggested the limit was the one that went with gold.
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# ? Jun 1, 2021 14:47 |
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# ? Jun 1, 2021 15:23 |
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Macdeo Lurjtux posted:They all agreed to a $20 limit on the gifts but the one that suggested the limit was the one that went with gold.
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# ? Jun 1, 2021 16:15 |
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SpacePig posted:This is basically what Jesus Christ Superstar is about. It absolutely is not
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# ? Jun 1, 2021 16:22 |
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Oh gently caress I wonder if they have any of those discounted, probably my favourite chocolate box.
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# ? Jun 1, 2021 16:25 |
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LifeSunDeath posted:Stating to see things differently, I think jesus was probably just another enormous rear end in a top hat creep like trump or any other horribly cult leader, and everything known about him is revisionist bullshit. My take's always been that Jesus was just the one guy with a shred of common sense in that era. "For DAD'S SAKE, stop fighting over the food, you idiots. Look; Cut up the fish and bread, and now there's sandwiches for everyone instead of you fighting over individual loaves and fish." "Look; get some twine, tie it to a stick, bait a metal hook on the end. Now you can get your own fish and stop asking me to do it for you". "This isn't water, I made wine from those tubers and it just came out clear. And stronnngg, Holy Ghost is this stuff strong..."
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# ? Jun 1, 2021 17:04 |
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I know what a Jesus is and I know that Jesus Christ Superstar is some sort of play but I’m always out of my element and confused because I never know enough detail to follow any derail on these forums
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# ? Jun 1, 2021 17:30 |
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freeedr posted:
You may know what A Jesus is but do you know what D Jesus is?
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# ? Jun 1, 2021 17:46 |
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# ? Jun 1, 2021 18:22 |
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Sure he's a monster, but check out those gams!
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# ? Jun 1, 2021 20:56 |
Those are the givenchiest slides I’ve ever seen, ngl
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# ? Jun 1, 2021 22:09 |
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Data Graham posted:Those are the givenchiest slides I’ve ever seen, ngl Givenchy deez nuts to suck.
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# ? Jun 1, 2021 22:10 |
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Roblo posted:That or they were just really unimaginative. "poo poo you already got him Myrrh?! - well what the gently caress am I meant to get him then" myrrh-der!
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# ? Jun 1, 2021 22:31 |
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# ? Jun 5, 2024 05:24 |
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Jesus christ superstar is great, if you dont know what its about just watch it. Judas is hot if that helps motivate you.
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# ? Jun 1, 2021 22:45 |