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Fuckt Tupp
Apr 19, 2007

Science

Joementum posted:

i need to find a doctor who will prescribe pot to treat my illness caused by the secret russian directed energy weapon

just tell them this and theyll hook u up

https://twitter.com/wyatt_privilege/status/1399557594113581057

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TheMightyBoops
Nov 1, 2016


This is just the same thing as those Dr.Who tshirts where all the characters are in the Simpsons art style from a few years ago.

Epic win!

Impkins Patootie
Apr 20, 2017





the light is God

BAE OF PIGS
Nov 28, 2016

Tup
https://twitter.com/robrousseau/status/1399558082766774272?s=19

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ

Schmoe Cwead posted:

just tell them this and theyll hook u up


ME, *sitting in the doctor's office near a window with the sun coming in*: doctor, i feel like i'm in a beam of energy, probably some kind of russian weapon

DOCTOR: here's a piece of paper that will allow you to bill your insurance for pot

:hmmyes:

Harton
Jun 13, 2001

Dolphin posted:

well poo poo elect me president i can be a huge rear end in a top hat in bizarre and uncomfortable ways

I’ll be your campaign manager

Vote Dolphin!

A Poof in every Beef!

limp dick calvin
Sep 1, 2006

Strepitoso. Vedete? Una meraviglia.
hello dr feelgood I am getting blasted by the russians

Glumwheels
Jan 25, 2003

https://twitter.com/BidenHQ
https://mobile.twitter.com/justinbaragona/status/1399748260986765313

Here’s how it starts, Fox is calling out the rest of the media for not reporting on right wing fake stories so now they’ll start reporting on it

Parker Malloy is 100% right

Harton
Jun 13, 2001

Joementum posted:

ME, *sitting in the doctor's office near a window with the sun coming in*: doctor, i feel like i'm in a beam of energy, probably some kind of russian weapon

DOCTOR: here's a piece of paper that will allow you to bill your insurance for pot

:hmmyes:

wait bill your insurance for pot? what is that a thing?

Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


Toilet Rascal

Harton posted:

White Castle and ice cream cones last night, holy poo poo

more satanic then holy no doubt

cumshitter
Sep 27, 2005

by Fluffdaddy
if its anything like california is now you might not even meet a doctor. you might just go to a bare bones office and they will bring in a doctor on zoom to approve the prescription.

i let mine lapse a few years back but this was the entirety of my last pot doctor visit:

"how's the medicine working for you?"

"great"

"approved!" *zoom call ends*

Harton
Jun 13, 2001

let me just swipe this pay flex card for my weed breath spray

limp dick calvin
Sep 1, 2006

Strepitoso. Vedete? Una meraviglia.

cumshitter posted:

if its anything like california is now you might not even meet a doctor. you might just go to a bare bones office and they will bring in a doctor on zoom to approve the prescription.

i let mine lapse a few years back but this was the entirety of my last pot doctor visit:

"how's the medicine working for you?"

"great"

"approved!" *zoom call ends*

I did mine with a phone call last year lmao

Plinkey
Aug 4, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
https://twitter.com/JohnFetterman/status/1399772173905141765?s=19

Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


Toilet Rascal

Harton posted:

lol I’ve never seen it this bad but lol



brood x bitch!!

BAE OF PIGS
Nov 28, 2016

Tup

Joementum posted:

ME, *sitting in the doctor's office near a window with the sun coming in*: doctor, i feel like i'm in a beam of energy, probably some kind of russian weapon

DOCTOR: here's a piece of paper that will allow you to bill your insurance for pot

:hmmyes:

I'm assuming most insurance plans don't cover weed, right?

Drunkboxer
Jun 30, 2007

Lord of Pie posted:

they didn't even use a picture of the good Nathan Bedford Forrest statue :sad:



people were always posting this one and being like “they’re not even good statues!” but that one specifically looks great. make all statues look like that imo

Drunkboxer
Jun 30, 2007
imagine lady liberty all wild eyed swinging a gun around

Harton
Jun 13, 2001

man I took so many edibles last night my cat puked everywhere.

Didn’t know you could get a contact high from edibles.

UFOTacoMan
Sep 22, 2005

Thanks easter bunny!
bok bok!

:hmmyes:

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ

Harton posted:

wait bill your insurance for pot? what is that a thing?

if your insurance at least partially covers prescribed drugs, sure. if your employer provides a HSA benefit you can also put money in a tax-free pot fund.

BAE OF PIGS
Nov 28, 2016

Tup

Joementum posted:

if your insurance at least partially covers prescribed drugs, sure. if your employer provides a HSA benefit you can also put money in a tax-free pot fund.

Putting all my HSA money in weed stocks and using the gains to buy weed

Harton
Jun 13, 2001

Joementum posted:

if your insurance at least partially covers prescribed drugs, sure. if your employer provides a HSA benefit you can also put money in a tax-free pot fund.

most dispensaries are cash only still. I cant imagine I’d even be able to use my pay flex even at places that take debit cards

Fuckt Tupp
Apr 19, 2007

Science
https://twitter.com/Gizmodo/status/1399736883798679552

ah poo poo here we go again

TheMightyBoops
Nov 1, 2016

BAE OF PIGS posted:

I'm assuming most insurance plans don't cover weed, right?

Our insurance doesn’t even cover most of the price for my wife’s anti-convulsants for her epilepsy.

Fuckt Tupp
Apr 19, 2007

Science
https://twitter.com/blainecapatch/status/1399773401456074759

cumshitter
Sep 27, 2005

by Fluffdaddy

Harton posted:

most dispensaries are cash only still. I cant imagine I’d even be able to use my pay flex even at places that take debit cards

the one near me accepts cards but i think its fairly large compared to most others. they used to have windows where you could see into their grow op in the back before they remodeled

Drunkboxer
Jun 30, 2007

TheMightyBoops posted:

This is just the same thing as those Dr.Who tshirts where all the characters are in the Simpsons art style from a few years ago.

Epic win!

its not nearly that bad

TheMightyBoops
Nov 1, 2016

Drunkboxer posted:

its not nearly that bad

It doesn’t seem like it now, but this is the way of liking things.

Plinkey
Aug 4, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
https://twitter.com/PhillyPolice/status/1399773047528251402?s=19

Buddykins
Feb 12, 2011

stu pid FUCK asshole shit gizzard

omg

Harton
Jun 13, 2001

cumshitter posted:

the one near me accepts cards but i think its fairly large compared to most others. they used to have windows where you could see into their grow op in the back before they remodeled

One I go to take cards but it’s more of a debit transaction and you put in your code for whatever it’s rounded to in 5$ increments. Then they give you a couple bucks cash for change. it’s odd but easier than hitting an ATM

Dolphin
Dec 5, 2008

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
cumshitter turn my rear end into a crime scene

BAE OF PIGS
Nov 28, 2016

Tup
https://twitter.com/robin__craig/status/1399657498009817090?s=19

BAE OF PIGS
Nov 28, 2016

Tup

TheMightyBoops posted:

Our insurance doesn’t even cover most of the price for my wife’s anti-convulsants for her epilepsy.

My former employer had the shittiest loving insurance and I had several coworkers that had to pay out the rear end for medicine that would keep the alive/functional. It's nice working for a company that has very good insurance.



It'd be nicer to live in a country that had universal healthcare though, obviously.

Zil
Jun 4, 2011

Satanically Summoned Citrus


Its lunch and now its time to post in cspam.

Bearjew
Apr 18, 2017



nathan bedford forrest celebrating pride

TheMightyBoops
Nov 1, 2016

Would I wear a t-shirt with all the members of Television drawn in the Simpsons art style: Probably.

Dolphin
Dec 5, 2008

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
people often debate what to do with the sour cream or cottage cheese water. mix it in or dump it out? the answer is the same as you would do with ketchup or mustard water, you drink it. well, I do

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BAE OF PIGS
Nov 28, 2016

Tup

Harton posted:

most dispensaries are cash only still. I cant imagine I’d even be able to use my pay flex even at places that take debit cards

Keep the receipt and get reimbursed

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