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happyhippy posted:The next rags to rich billionaire will be the person who invents an all day adult diaper. tactical absobers
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# ? Jun 1, 2021 16:26 |
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# ? May 24, 2024 19:38 |
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# ? Jun 1, 2021 17:01 |
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I'm the "liked" button
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# ? Jun 1, 2021 19:29 |
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You are not getting a Like from me, BMW Saudi Arabia!
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# ? Jun 1, 2021 19:39 |
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happyhippy posted:The next rags to rich billionaire will be the person who invents an all day adult diaper. these already exist so it's the perfect market to disrupt
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# ? Jun 1, 2021 19:49 |
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I'm the app that tells you when your DIAPR™ is full and needs changing.
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# ? Jun 1, 2021 20:29 |
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The contents of your diaper will be analyzed and sent to corporate. Your dietary habits will be altered, and tied directly to your performance.
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# ? Jun 1, 2021 20:33 |
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the key to disrupting the consumer products market is always taking something that isn't disposable and making it more disposable. if you make a product that lasts more than a year you need to either turn it into a subscription to use or add advertisements to it or you're leaving free money on the table
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# ? Jun 1, 2021 20:36 |
happyhippy posted:The next rags to rich billionaire will be the person who invents an all day adult diaper. MAN PANTS TACTICAL FRESHNESS ENHANCEMENT STAY CLEAN STAY DRY 24/7 ANY JOB ANY WEATHER ANYWHERE ANTIFA HATES IT
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# ? Jun 1, 2021 20:55 |
fast and the furious 14 the rock is wearing a tactical diaper
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# ? Jun 1, 2021 20:56 |
cybernetic diaper jacking in 2 the cyber car the rock is driving the rocket car with his sharts mother of god triple backflip
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# ? Jun 1, 2021 20:57 |
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Stillsuit but instead of spice it's powerful opiates that stop you from making GBS threads and really let you grind those bones and joints to the bone.
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# ? Jun 1, 2021 21:07 |
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Rah! posted:fast and the furious 14
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# ? Jun 1, 2021 21:11 |
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Colonel Cancer posted:Stillsuit but instead of spice it's powerful opiates that stop you from making GBS threads and really let you grind those bones and joints to the bone. Stillsuit but it's so you can hotbox your skin a d absorb more weed through your arm pits
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# ? Jun 1, 2021 21:21 |
They're not going to let you slow down during the day. You'll be issued dexedrine in the morning, void your bowels, toil for the glory of Number, and be given your opiate ration at the end of the day.
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# ? Jun 1, 2021 21:26 |
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Len posted:My hr department sent out an email explaining that if your physical actually identities a problem like diabetes then it's no longer free because it's not preventative and is diagnostic Thanks Obama
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# ? Jun 1, 2021 22:08 |
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skooma512 posted:They're not going to let you slow down during the day. Brave New World future, I see.
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# ? Jun 1, 2021 22:19 |
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Idk brave new world is a utopia compared to reality lol
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# ? Jun 1, 2021 22:23 |
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At this rate even Judge Dredd is too optimistic.
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# ? Jun 1, 2021 22:51 |
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The whole system will collapse in on itself eventually. It's a drat shame we have to live through the worst of it first.
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# ? Jun 2, 2021 00:15 |
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Doggles posted:I'm the app that tells you when your DIAPR™ is full and needs changing. Diapt, where you can rate, review, and share your adult diaper schedules & usage experiences.
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# ? Jun 2, 2021 02:32 |
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Flayer posted:The whole system will collapse in on itself eventually. It's a drat shame we have to live through the worst of it first. actually it owns that you get to see everything collapse
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# ? Jun 2, 2021 02:42 |
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it doesn't actually
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# ? Jun 2, 2021 02:45 |
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https://twitter.com/Lost_Pause_/status/1399639981480579072
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# ? Jun 2, 2021 03:44 |
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It's like they learned nothing from Cortana.
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# ? Jun 2, 2021 03:45 |
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I know Samsung is korean but she looks like when western companies try to do anime and get it just a little bit off so it hits some sort of "fake anime" uncanny valley
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# ? Jun 2, 2021 03:47 |
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Zil posted:It's like they learned nothing from Cortana. That was Microsoft. I remember yelling at Cortana to gently caress off on my xbox very frequently a few years ago, and the setting was switched to off. "Did you say hamburger salad?" "NO CORTANA EAT A SACK OF DICKS."
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# ? Jun 2, 2021 03:50 |
Zil posted:It's like they learned nothing from Cortana. (less than 24 hours from announcement to first rule34 submission (save yourself, i have regrets))
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# ? Jun 2, 2021 03:58 |
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Anything is better than Bixby I guess.
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# ? Jun 2, 2021 04:11 |
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Bajaha posted:Anything is better than Bixby I guess. i forgot bixby was a thing and im currently typing this sentence on my galaxy phone
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# ? Jun 2, 2021 04:47 |
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what the gently caress is Bixby
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# ? Jun 2, 2021 04:50 |
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Bismuth posted:I know Samsung is korean but she looks like when western companies try to do anime and get it just a little bit off so it hits some sort of "fake anime" uncanny valley the western companies subcontract this to korean peeps apparently so did samsung
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# ? Jun 2, 2021 04:51 |
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Eat This Glob posted:i forgot bixby was a thing and im currently typing this sentence on my galaxy phone I don't forget about it because of the stupid dedicated bixby button that I can't disable or reassign to something useful
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# ? Jun 2, 2021 04:54 |
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indigi posted:what the gently caress is Bixby Samsungs' first commercial stab at a Siri/Alexa/Cortana duplicate.
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# ? Jun 2, 2021 05:00 |
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indigi posted:what the gently caress is Bixby this same thing but harder to masturbate to
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# ? Jun 2, 2021 05:07 |
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indigi posted:what the gently caress is Bixby It's when you accidentally swipe the wrong way on your phone and say "oh my fuckin GOD" out loud because you're so annoyed at what pops up.
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# ? Jun 2, 2021 05:15 |
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Flayer posted:The whole system will collapse in on itself eventually. It's a drat shame we have to live through the worst of it first. You know who else predicted the imminent collapse of the capitalist system?
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# ? Jun 2, 2021 06:06 |
gunning hard for the bioshock infinite fan demographic
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# ? Jun 2, 2021 06:08 |
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her head is too pointy, it reminds me of these weird photoshops where people shave their jaws down way too far and make all their other facial features larger
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# ? Jun 2, 2021 06:19 |
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they make those photoshops as an epiphenomenon of bad things that happened to their brainmeats
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# ? Jun 2, 2021 06:26 |