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Dolphin posted:just think, donald trump will earn $219,200 per year for the rest of his life for doing absolutely nothing paid for by you, plus millions of dollars in secret service protection also paid for by you. he gets 100k per year to pay office staff who don't have to do anything at all, plus he gets the best health coverage available to anyone on earth, also free hopefully covid shortened his life and he’ll die of something
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Jun 1, 2021 21:44
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jesus christ lol
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Jun 1, 2021 21:44
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does anyone have the gif of the girl who was filming a dance video for YouTube as the coup was happening?
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Jun 1, 2021 21:45
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Admiral Ray posted:Amazon will lead the way into advanced human cybernetics and psychomechanics just so they can continue working people for longer and longer hours. Advanced kidneys and toxin filtration to eliminate the need for piss breaks, internal combustion systems to incinerate poop in the colon and provide additional energy, segmented sleeping algorithms that allows 95% performance 24 hours a day, supported by microsleep architecture. why do all that when a catheteter and meth is so much cheaper and the employees can be pushed/guilted into providing this themselves
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Jun 1, 2021 21:45
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Admiral Ray posted:Amazon will lead the way into advanced human cybernetics and psychomechanics just so they can continue working people for longer and longer hours. Advanced kidneys and toxin filtration to eliminate the need for piss breaks, internal combustion systems to incinerate poop in the colon and provide additional energy, segmented sleeping algorithms that allows 95% performance 24 hours a day, supported by microsleep architecture. theyre just going to get better robots and fire 90% of their workers so they dont have to keep investing in piss containment or pay out claims on workers exploded asses
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Jun 1, 2021 21:46
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Qurnah posted:why do all that when a catheteter and meth is so much cheaper and the employees can be pushed/guilted into providing this themselves Guilt is inefficient. Metrics have shown that nerve stapling improves productivity by 7% while only consuming 1% of the increase in revenue.
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Jun 1, 2021 21:46
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Admiral Ray posted:Amazon will lead the way into advanced human cybernetics and psychomechanics just so they can continue working people for longer and longer hours. Advanced kidneys and toxin filtration to eliminate the need for piss breaks, internal combustion systems to incinerate poop in the colon and provide additional energy, segmented sleeping algorithms that allows 95% performance 24 hours a day, supported by microsleep architecture. My gift to industry is the genetically engineered worker, or Genejack. Specially designed for labor, the Genejack's muscles and nerves are ideal for his task, and the cerebral cortex has been atrophied so that he can desire nothing except to perform his duties. Tyranny, you say? How can you tyrannize someone who cannot feel pain? - Chairman Bozos
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Jun 1, 2021 21:47
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VideoKid posted:does anyone have the gif of the girl who was filming a dance video for YouTube as the coup was happening? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6r6vnSR0wbI
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Jun 1, 2021 21:48
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i buy 26"x72" jeans so i can roll them up all the way to my pockets. only way to show off the nice delved selvedge on my Gloria vanderbilts
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Jun 1, 2021 21:48
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Just let people loving smoke while they're working, they already have to poo poo their pants
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Jun 1, 2021 21:48
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pretty clever? https://twitter.com/Forbes/status/1399809347119636491
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Jun 1, 2021 21:49
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https://twitter.com/TrueAnonPod/status/1399828128315305985?s=20
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Jun 1, 2021 21:49
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lmao america
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Jun 1, 2021 21:50
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angerbeet posted:15 seconds of looking at Google suggests this is people cuffing their pants people cuff their pants, but not like we did in 5th grade where you folded the pant leg over so the cuff was as tight as possible which made the jean's knees poke out funny.
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Jun 1, 2021 21:50
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Jun 1, 2021 21:50
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thank you!
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Jun 1, 2021 21:54
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I don't think that's an AI but it should count
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Jun 1, 2021 21:55
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that's how they rolled out the fact drones were now being armed and killing people as well... as a 'oh by the way we did this thing months ago.. didn't raise a single eyebrow during the w regime so here we are
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Jun 1, 2021 21:56
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Consummate Professional posted:I don't think that's an AI but it should count doesn’t Tesla claim that the AI was NOT AT FAULT
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Jun 1, 2021 21:56
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whelp, 4 days with no posts, I think it's time to label DryGoods as officially dead
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Jun 1, 2021 21:57
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is that lowtax evading his twitter ban
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Jun 1, 2021 21:57
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AI does that exist so that article is again stupid
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Jun 1, 2021 21:58
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Jun 1, 2021 21:58
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Filthy Hans posted:whelp, 4 days with no posts, I think it's time to label DryGoods as officially dead he’ll be back
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Jun 1, 2021 22:00
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euphronius posted:AI does that exist so that article is again stupid kubrick fan? i do the same thing, AI was fake news
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Jun 1, 2021 22:01
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Yeah Spielberg sucks sometimes
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Jun 1, 2021 22:02
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TheMightyBoops posted:This is just the same thing as those Dr.Who tshirts where all the characters are in the Simpsons art style from a few years ago. this is like every shirt on woot. u take two popular things and smash them together and it doesnt even have to make sense as long as they're both popular franchises. u can win the shirt design contests that way p consistently.
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Jun 1, 2021 22:04
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euphronius posted:Yeah Spielberg sucks sometimes Since 1993 actually.
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Jun 1, 2021 22:04
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Filthy Hans posted:whelp, 4 days with no posts, I think it's time to label DryGoods as officially dead sometimes he gets wet and has to take a few days to air out before he can post again
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Jun 1, 2021 22:08
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ArmZ posted:sometimes he gets wet and has to take a few days to air out before he can post again This, no one likes wetgoods
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Jun 1, 2021 22:10
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_NFlvc6AfB0
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Jun 1, 2021 22:10
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Dolphin posted:just think, donald trump will earn $219,200 per year for the rest of his life for doing absolutely nothing paid for by you, plus millions of dollars in secret service protection also paid for by you. he gets 100k per year to pay office staff who don't have to do anything at all, plus he gets the best health coverage available to anyone on earth, also free actually you see my taxes don't pay for anything
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Jun 1, 2021 22:13
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Filthy Hans posted:whelp, 4 days with no posts, I think it's time to label DryGoods as officially dead he was a SHM alt the whole time. goddam
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Jun 1, 2021 22:13
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Zil posted:This, no one likes wetgoods wet bads
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Jun 1, 2021 22:13
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Jun 1, 2021 22:13
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dry goods has to get approval from his posting ops team before he can post in a thread that doesn’t have trump in the name. the paperwork can take upwards of a week.
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Jun 1, 2021 22:14
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bleeding kansas posted:he was a SHM alt the whole time. goddam 
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Jun 1, 2021 22:14
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Jun 1, 2021 22:15
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