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Felonious_Monk
Oct 26, 2008

DicktheCat posted:

This meme is almost right. We like our bondage gear too come in pretty colors these days, actually.

finally, a market for my line of rose gold buttplugs!

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barbecue at the folks
Jul 20, 2007


Felonious_Monk posted:

finally, a market for my line of rose gold buttplugs!

I think those have been a thing for a while now

Ellie Crabcakes
Feb 1, 2008

Stop emailing my boyfriend Gay Crungus


:mad:

pseudorandom
Jun 16, 2010



Yam Slacker

Felonious_Monk posted:

finally, a market for my line of rose gold buttplugs!


How about some pretty glowing uranium (gl)rear end?

:nws: https://i.imgur.com/VuIoYhE.jpg :nws:


Edit: :nws: https://i.imgur.com/fC7LOLi.jpg :nws:

The latter is the top of a bottle, but who cares, we call know how glass containers can be used.

pseudorandom has a new favorite as of 19:32 on Jun 1, 2021

Zil
Jun 4, 2011

Satanically Summoned Citrus


pseudorandom posted:

How about some pretty glowing uranium (gl)rear end?

:nws: https://i.imgur.com/VuIoYhE.jpg :nws:


Edit: :nws: https://i.imgur.com/fC7LOLi.jpg :nws:

The latter is the top of a bottle, but who cares, we call know how glass containers can be used.

Irradiated Butthole would be a good username.

wizzardstaff
Apr 6, 2018

Zorch! Splat! Pow!

Zil posted:

Irradiated Butthole would be a good username.

And the avatar to go with it

teethgrinder
Oct 9, 2002


https://twitter.com/CBThorburn/status/1399667471439826945

zoux
Apr 28, 2006


These corporations all led to bad rear end movies so

Knormal
Nov 11, 2001

pseudorandom posted:

How about some pretty glowing uranium (gl)rear end?

:nws: https://i.imgur.com/VuIoYhE.jpg :nws:


Edit: :nws: https://i.imgur.com/fC7LOLi.jpg :nws:

The latter is the top of a bottle, but who cares, we call know how glass containers can be used.
Those are some M-Tron lookin' sex toys.

flavor.flv
Apr 18, 2008

I got a letter from the government the other day
opened it, read it
it said they was bitches




zoux posted:

These corporations all led to bad rear end movies so

You know who else led to some bad rear end movies?

One More Fat Nerd
Apr 13, 2007

Mama’s Lil’ Louie

Nap Ghost

wizzardstaff posted:

And the avatar to go with it



There was a version of this post with the text on the booty shorts being stuff the narrator from "Darkest Dungeon" said but I can't find it and I can only remember

"A CHANCE TO PERFORM BEYOND ONE'S LIMITS"

and

"In time, you will come to know the tragic extent of my failings"

IUG
Jul 14, 2007


zoux posted:

These corporations all led to bad movie franchises

LostCosmonaut
Feb 15, 2014

https://www.thingiverse.com/thing:2764256
FUG DDDD
3D DIMENSON DDDD

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010


Oh great something I can spend ages 3-D printing and it'll look like absolute poo poo compared to just making one yourself in five minutes out of whatever junk you have lying about.

But then that's all 3-D printing.

Pope Hilarius II
Nov 10, 2008

Knormal posted:

Those are some M-Tron lookin' sex toys.

That sure is some reference. :actually: also it's M:Tron

re: "whatever did introverts do back in the old days huh?!" well a lot of them joined a monastery. Introverts aren't necessarily socially awkward, developmentally stunted weirdos. For one, there are plenty of awkward and socially maladjusted extraverts (think of your local cheerful neckbeard who insists on meddling in every game that's being played at the local gaming store, tourists abroad cornering locals with massively inappropriate questions, or Rudy Giuliani), just like there are very successful introverts like Barack Obama, Angela Merkel or - arguably - Vladimir Putin.

Meme tax:

stringless
Dec 28, 2005

keyboard ⌨️​ :clint: cowboy

Pope Hilarius II posted:

introverts like Barack Obama, Angela Merkel or - arguably - Vladimir Putin.
lmao what

introvert vs extrovert is just MBTI as a binary lol

Pope Hilarius II
Nov 10, 2008

FFT posted:

introvert vs extrovert is just MBTI as a binary lol

Oh yes, absolutely.

Stexils
Jun 5, 2008

do you think margaret thatcher effectively utilized INTJ power by funneling money into illegal paramilitary death camps in northern ireland

90s Cringe Rock
Nov 29, 2006
:gay:

Stexils posted:

do you think margaret thatcher effectively utilized INTJ power by funneling money into illegal paramilitary death camps in northern ireland

more like INTP

IN THE PISS

ranbo das
Oct 16, 2013


One More Fat Nerd posted:

There was a version of this post with the text on the booty shorts being stuff the narrator from "Darkest Dungeon" said but I can't find it and I can only remember

"A CHANCE TO PERFORM BEYOND ONE'S LIMITS"

and

"In time, you will come to know the tragic extent of my failings"

flavor.flv
Apr 18, 2008

I got a letter from the government the other day
opened it, read it
it said they was bitches







Agents are GO!
Dec 29, 2004


I always wanted to mod the SFA 3 announcer into Darkest Dungeon, and vice versa.

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day

voiceless anal fricative
May 6, 2007

So all the crystals are good for alleviating diarrhea? Great tip, thanks

Byzantine
Sep 1, 2007


Obsidian: will cut the poo poo out of you, then release a buggy cult classic game.

CannonFodder
Jan 26, 2001

Passion’s Wrench

Byzantine posted:

Obsidian: will cut the poo poo out of you, then release a buggy cult classic game.
I was about to say, Obsidian can do poo poo but it's the opposite of healing.

Emmideer
Oct 20, 2011

Lovely night, no?
Grimey Drawer
You should try some lead crystal, it has many effects.

Hollandia
Jul 27, 2007

rattus rattus


Grimey Drawer
Does crystal meth count? Feels like it should be on the chart.

One More Fat Nerd
Apr 13, 2007

Mama’s Lil’ Louie

Nap Ghost

Thank you!!!!

Another good one is "How many rats will it take to gnaw through a ton of putrid flesh"

Clitch
Feb 26, 2002

I lived through
Donald Trump's presidency
and all I got was
this lousy virus

Hollandia posted:

Does crystal meth count? Feels like it should be on the chart.

Constipation is indeed a common side-effect of Amphetamine use.

Stretch Marx
Apr 29, 2008

I'm ok with this.

"I was lord of this place, before the crows and rats made it their domain."

"A devil walks these halls... only the mad or the desperate go in search of him."

"Into the Pit!"

juggalo baby coffin
Dec 2, 2007

How would the dog wear goggles and even more than that, who makes the goggles?


Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

Space Cadet Omoly posted:

The hours Doctors work were all established by people who were all on cocaine as well.

Cocaine played a big part in basically every industry in America, and now we're all supposed to still work like we're all on cocaine without the cocaine.

Someone said something to this tune before. Is it true? I mean, I could believe it just because of nightmare world but still

Phy
Jun 27, 2008



Fun Shoe

bike tory posted:

So all the crystals are good for alleviating diarrhea? Great tip, thanks

I think that's bismuth

Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin

Milo and POTUS posted:

Someone said something to this tune before. Is it true? I mean, I could believe it just because of nightmare world but still

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/William_Stewart_Halsted

quote:

Halsted was credited with starting the first formal surgical residency training program in the United States at Johns Hopkins

Throughout his professional life, he was addicted to cocaine and later also to morphine

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS

flavor.flv posted:

You know who else led to some bad rear end movies?

A glass jar

vyelkin
Jan 2, 2011

They gave him morphine to try and cure his cocaine addiction but instead he just got addicted to both, the old days were wild

Android Apocalypse
Apr 28, 2009

The future is
AUTOMATED
and you are
OBSOLETE

Illegal Hen

Isn't he the guy they based that Cinemax show The Knick off of? The one Clive Owen plays?

stringless
Dec 28, 2005

keyboard ⌨️​ :clint: cowboy

vyelkin posted:

They gave him morphine to try and cure his cocaine addiction but instead he just got addicted to both, the old days were wild

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Mr. Fix It
Oct 26, 2000

💀ayyy💀


an image came into my head and i had to let it out
https://twitter.com/pres_stormare/status/1399879526239268866

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