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Jun 2, 2021 21:16
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Fungah! posted:Very well, where do I begin? My father was a relentlessly self-improving pinball designer from Romania with low grade eratomania and a penchant for powerfully-built giraffes. My mother was a fifteen year old pornographic drawing named Zingy Bingy. My father would womanize, he would drink. He would make outrageous claims like he invented the double boner. Sometimes he would accuse pinballs of being lazy. The sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament. My childhood was typical. Summers in the arcade, trickey dickey lessons. In the spring we'd make vagina outholes. When I was insolent I was placed in a burlap bag and forced to make phone calls to Sega Pinball - pretty standard really. At the age of twelve I received my first naked action figure. At the age of fourteen a Zoroastrian named Vilma introduced me to Super Jack-Off Mode. There really is nothing like making the high score table... it's breathtaking- I suggest you try it. oh ym god
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Jun 2, 2021 21:17
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Fungah! posted:Very well, where do I begin? My father was a relentlessly self-improving pinball designer from Romania with low grade eratomania and a penchant for powerfully-built giraffes. My mother was a fifteen year old pornographic drawing named Zingy Bingy. My father would womanize, he would drink. He would make outrageous claims like he invented the double boner. Sometimes he would accuse pinballs of being lazy. The sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament. My childhood was typical. Summers in the arcade, trickey dickey lessons. In the spring we'd make vagina outholes. When I was insolent I was placed in a burlap bag and forced to make phone calls to Sega Pinball - pretty standard really. At the age of twelve I received my first naked action figure. At the age of fourteen a Zoroastrian named Vilma introduced me to Super Jack-Off Mode. There really is nothing like making the high score table... it's breathtaking- I suggest you try it.
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Jun 2, 2021 21:17
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Smirking_Serpent posted:Goldmine we can't, we'd lose one of the best threads on the forums
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Jun 2, 2021 21:19
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Fungah! posted:Very well, where do I begin? My father was a relentlessly self-improving pinball designer from Romania with low grade eratomania and a penchant for powerfully-built giraffes. My mother was a fifteen year old pornographic drawing named Zingy Bingy. My father would womanize, he would drink. He would make outrageous claims like he invented the double boner. Sometimes he would accuse pinballs of being lazy. The sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament. My childhood was typical. Summers in the arcade, trickey dickey lessons. In the spring we'd make vagina outholes. When I was insolent I was placed in a burlap bag and forced to make phone calls to Sega Pinball - pretty standard really. At the age of twelve I received my first naked action figure. At the age of fourteen a Zoroastrian named Vilma introduced me to Super Jack-Off Mode. There really is nothing like making the high score table... it's breathtaking- I suggest you try it. Lmao
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Jun 2, 2021 21:19
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Fungah! posted:Very well, where do I begin? My father was a relentlessly self-improving pinball designer from Romania with low grade eratomania and a penchant for powerfully-built giraffes. My mother was a fifteen year old pornographic drawing named Zingy Bingy. My father would womanize, he would drink. He would make outrageous claims like he invented the double boner. Sometimes he would accuse pinballs of being lazy. The sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament. My childhood was typical. Summers in the arcade, trickey dickey lessons. In the spring we'd make vagina outholes. When I was insolent I was placed in a burlap bag and forced to make phone calls to Sega Pinball - pretty standard really. At the age of twelve I received my first naked action figure. At the age of fourteen a Zoroastrian named Vilma introduced me to Super Jack-Off Mode. There really is nothing like making the high score table... it's breathtaking- I suggest you try it.
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Jun 2, 2021 21:19
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Lmfaoo
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Jun 2, 2021 21:19
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wr should start using the Goldmine sticky to just track good pages of the forever threads, lol
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Jun 2, 2021 21:20
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Fungah! posted:Very well, where do I begin? My father was a relentlessly self-improving pinball designer from Romania with low grade eratomania and a penchant for powerfully-built giraffes. My mother was a fifteen year old pornographic drawing named Zingy Bingy. My father would womanize, he would drink. He would make outrageous claims like he invented the double boner. Sometimes he would accuse pinballs of being lazy. The sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament. My childhood was typical. Summers in the arcade, trickey dickey lessons. In the spring we'd make vagina outholes. When I was insolent I was placed in a burlap bag and forced to make phone calls to Sega Pinball - pretty standard really. At the age of twelve I received my first naked action figure. At the age of fourteen a Zoroastrian named Vilma introduced me to Super Jack-Off Mode. There really is nothing like making the high score table... it's breathtaking- I suggest you try it.
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Jun 2, 2021 21:22
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Fungah! posted:Very well, where do I begin? My father was a relentlessly self-improving pinball designer from Romania with low grade eratomania and a penchant for powerfully-built giraffes. My mother was a fifteen year old pornographic drawing named Zingy Bingy. My father would womanize, he would drink. He would make outrageous claims like he invented the double boner. Sometimes he would accuse pinballs of being lazy. The sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament. My childhood was typical. Summers in the arcade, trickey dickey lessons. In the spring we'd make vagina outholes. When I was insolent I was placed in a burlap bag and forced to make phone calls to Sega Pinball - pretty standard really. At the age of twelve I received my first naked action figure. At the age of fourteen a Zoroastrian named Vilma introduced me to Super Jack-Off Mode. There really is nothing like making the high score table... it's breathtaking- I suggest you try it. lmao
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Jun 2, 2021 21:23
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Fungah! posted:Very well, where do I begin? My father was a relentlessly self-improving pinball designer from Romania with low grade eratomania and a penchant for powerfully-built giraffes. My mother was a fifteen year old pornographic drawing named Zingy Bingy. My father would womanize, he would drink. He would make outrageous claims like he invented the double boner. Sometimes he would accuse pinballs of being lazy. The sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament. My childhood was typical. Summers in the arcade, trickey dickey lessons. In the spring we'd make vagina outholes. When I was insolent I was placed in a burlap bag and forced to make phone calls to Sega Pinball - pretty standard really. At the age of twelve I received my first naked action figure. At the age of fourteen a Zoroastrian named Vilma introduced me to Super Jack-Off Mode. There really is nothing like making the high score table... it's breathtaking- I suggest you try it. lmoa
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Jun 2, 2021 21:24
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Sub-Actuality posted:lmao I love imp zone
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Jun 2, 2021 21:26
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Bicyclops posted:wr should start using the Goldmine sticky to just track good pages of the forever threads, lol
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Jun 2, 2021 21:27
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paging Pragmatica to implement some kind of system for goldmining individual posts and pages, preferably solely for Imp Zone
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Jun 2, 2021 21:30
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symbolic posted:paging Pragmatica to implement some kind of system for goldmining individual posts and pages, preferably solely for Imp Zone
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Jun 2, 2021 21:36
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Pablo Nergigante posted:I told my wife I was puttin' a feature called Double Boner in my pinball table. She said I should try gettin' a single one first!
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Jun 2, 2021 21:39
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Just goldmine and open a v2 dream thread style
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Jun 2, 2021 21:39
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No.
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Jun 2, 2021 21:43
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lol at the last three pages
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Jun 2, 2021 21:48
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Fungah! posted:Very well, where do I begin? My father was a relentlessly self-improving pinball designer from Romania with low grade eratomania and a penchant for powerfully-built giraffes. My mother was a fifteen year old pornographic drawing named Zingy Bingy. My father would womanize, he would drink. He would make outrageous claims like he invented the double boner. Sometimes he would accuse pinballs of being lazy. The sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament. My childhood was typical. Summers in the arcade, trickey dickey lessons. In the spring we'd make vagina outholes. When I was insolent I was placed in a burlap bag and forced to make phone calls to Sega Pinball - pretty standard really. At the age of twelve I received my first naked action figure. At the age of fourteen a Zoroastrian named Vilma introduced me to Super Jack-Off Mode. There really is nothing like making the high score table... it's breathtaking- I suggest you try it.
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Jun 2, 2021 22:02
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Fungah! posted:Very well, where do I begin? My father was a relentlessly self-improving pinball designer from Romania with low grade eratomania and a penchant for powerfully-built giraffes. My mother was a fifteen year old pornographic drawing named Zingy Bingy. My father would womanize, he would drink. He would make outrageous claims like he invented the double boner. Sometimes he would accuse pinballs of being lazy. The sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament. My childhood was typical. Summers in the arcade, trickey dickey lessons. In the spring we'd make vagina outholes. When I was insolent I was placed in a burlap bag and forced to make phone calls to Sega Pinball - pretty standard really. At the age of twelve I received my first naked action figure. At the age of fourteen a Zoroastrian named Vilma introduced me to Super Jack-Off Mode. There really is nothing like making the high score table... it's breathtaking- I suggest you try it.
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Jun 2, 2021 22:25
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P-Mack posted:Lmao at everything
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Jun 2, 2021 22:25
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Too many to emptyquote
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Jun 2, 2021 22:55
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net cafe scandal posted:Too many to emptyquote
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Jun 2, 2021 23:02
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Somebody made the table tilt, now nobody else can use it for at least twenty minutes.
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Jun 2, 2021 23:19
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Fungah! posted:Very well, where do I begin? My father was a relentlessly self-improving pinball designer from Romania with low grade eratomania and a penchant for powerfully-built giraffes. My mother was a fifteen year old pornographic drawing named Zingy Bingy. My father would womanize, he would drink. He would make outrageous claims like he invented the double boner. Sometimes he would accuse pinballs of being lazy. The sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament. My childhood was typical. Summers in the arcade, trickey dickey lessons. In the spring we'd make vagina outholes. When I was insolent I was placed in a burlap bag and forced to make phone calls to Sega Pinball - pretty standard really. At the age of twelve I received my first naked action figure. At the age of fourteen a Zoroastrian named Vilma introduced me to Super Jack-Off Mode. There really is nothing like making the high score table... it's breathtaking- I suggest you try it.
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Jun 2, 2021 23:19
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Just goldmine lmao
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Jun 2, 2021 23:23
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net cafe scandal posted:Too many to emptyquote ya lmfao
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Jun 2, 2021 23:25
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net cafe scandal posted:Too many to emptyquote
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Jun 2, 2021 23:27
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net cafe scandal posted:Too many to emptyquote
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Jun 3, 2021 01:03
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Pablo Nergigante posted:Very well, where do I begin? My father was a relentlessly self-improving pinball designer from Romania with low grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. lol
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Jun 3, 2021 01:06
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Fungah! posted:Very well, where do I begin? My father was a relentlessly self-improving pinball designer from Romania with low grade eratomania and a penchant for powerfully-built giraffes. My mother was a fifteen year old pornographic drawing named Zingy Bingy. My father would womanize, he would drink. He would make outrageous claims like he invented the double boner. Sometimes he would accuse pinballs of being lazy. The sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament. My childhood was typical. Summers in the arcade, trickey dickey lessons. In the spring we'd make vagina outholes. When I was insolent I was placed in a burlap bag and forced to make phone calls to Sega Pinball - pretty standard really. At the age of twelve I received my first naked action figure. At the age of fourteen a Zoroastrian named Vilma introduced me to Super Jack-Off Mode. There really is nothing like making the high score table... it's breathtaking- I suggest you try it. oh, uhh......
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Jun 3, 2021 01:07
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The Klowner posted:double and triple taking at that photo and thinking I'm going insane I'm skeptical as to how accurate that painting is. Regardless, I need the contact information for that giraffe's personal trainer.
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Jun 3, 2021 01:09
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scary ghost dog posted:oh, uhh...... Lol
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Jun 3, 2021 01:10
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lol at the entire saga of "zingy bingy" as well as the various riffs
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Jun 3, 2021 01:24
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scary ghost dog posted:oh, uhh...... lol
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Jun 3, 2021 01:25
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Thank you, Imp Zone.
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Jun 3, 2021 01:38
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dunno if it was mentioned yet but lol There is another version of the playfield which has a mechanical mechanism for the faces. This playfield, which is not functional, had a rotating wheel to change the expression of the two characters to show their moods. On the prototype, this was to be implemented with the DMD, not unlike the ringmaster's face in Pinball Circus. The "gameplay" for the game was for the male character to get the female character "in the mood" for his sexual advances. Only then would the panty drop target stay down allowing the ball to be bounced between the male and female genitalia."
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Jun 3, 2021 01:38
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insane anime posted:dunno if it was mentioned yet but lol lmfao
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Jun 3, 2021 01:56
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