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AreWeDrunkYet
Jul 8, 2006

aphid_licker posted:

Yeah vodka is drunk ice cold and 100mls at a time and has to feel like oily, very slightly sharp water going down

Don't forget the chaser

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Teriyaki Hairpiece
Dec 29, 2006

I'm nae the voice o' the darkened thistle, but th' darkened thistle cannae bear the sight o' our Bonnie Prince Bernie nae mair.
Tito's is the best of all liquors because it is neither good or bad. Neither delicious or disgusting. Neither expensive or cheap. Nobody defines themselves by their consumption of Tito's. No one will define you by your consumption of Tito's. It's like ingesting a small piece of the vast void that spans the space between stars.

Jabberlock
Nov 29, 2014



The Bloop posted:

So...

How many drinks is it for you to unlock necrophilia, exactly?

not enough

Ellie Crabcakes
Feb 1, 2008

Stop emailing my boyfriend Gay Crungus

The Bloop posted:

So...

How many drinks is it for you to unlock necrophilia, exactly?
1 pint of malort

CapitanGarlic
Feb 29, 2004

Much, much more.

kiimo posted:

I'm a big fan of Chopin

When I bartended, Chopin was our only gluten free vodka and I had a few regulars with Celiac. I heard it was pretty solid but I was poor as pennies so I just went with well, myself.

A Bakers Cousin
Dec 18, 2003

by vyelkin

Fatty Crabcakes posted:

1 pint of malort

SLOSifl
Aug 10, 2002


The Bloop posted:

So...

How many drinks is it for you to unlock necrophilia, exactly?
https://twitter.com/slosifl/status/1173457419281850369?s=21

Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin

Fatty Crabcakes posted:

1 pint of malort

Malort is for days when you want to fight your father

I call those "weekdays".

Leon Sumbitches
Mar 27, 2010

Dr. Leon Adoso Sumbitches (prounounced soom-'beh-cheh) (born January 21, 1935) is heir to the legendary Adoso family oil fortune.






Speaking of necrophilia, you just dug up this tweet from 2019 with no likes and no shares.

BrianBoitano
Nov 15, 2006

this is fine



Leon Sumbitches posted:

Speaking of necrophilia, you just dug up this tweet from 2019 with no likes and no shares.

And a familiar sounding username :ssh:

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
IS DAT SUM REDDIT your own Twitter :thumbsup:

gbut
Mar 28, 2008

😤I put the UN🇺🇳 in 🎊FUN🎉


Teriyaki Hairpiece posted:

No one will define you by your consumption of Tito's. It's like ingesting a small piece of the vast void that spans the space between ears.

kiimo
Jul 24, 2003

Remember in '19 when you used the wrong your

pik_d
Feb 24, 2006

follow the white dove





TRP Post of the Month October 2021

kiimo posted:

Remember in '19 when you used the wrong your

Read the fuckin tweet he was drunk in the dialog

Mr. Crow
May 22, 2008

Snap City mayor for life

kiimo posted:

Remember in '19 when you used the wrong your

kiimo
Jul 24, 2003

lol


also I changed duck to gently caress on my keyboard. Figure if I ever need to actually write something about a duck I'll make an effort

Stexils
Jun 5, 2008

she wants the D (duck)

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


PainterofCrap
Oct 17, 2002

hey bebe



kiimo posted:

lol


also I changed duck to gently caress on my keyboard. Figure if I ever need to actually write something about a duck I'll make an effort

(may be :nws:)

Johnny Aztec
Jan 30, 2005

by Hand Knit
mmmm... big mommy milkers

Boba Pearl
Dec 27, 2019

by Athanatos

The Bloop posted:

So...

How many drinks is it for you to unlock necrophilia, exactly?

Well just the 1, the rest are for preserving the tissue.

Neddy Seagoon
Oct 12, 2012

"Hi Everybody!"

Just an FYI, you should URL :nws: stuff rather than spoiler-tag it. Otherwise it still winds up in people's browser caches.

hattersmad
Feb 21, 2015

In this style, 10/6
I guess I’m the only one here who prefers Ketel One

flavor.flv
Apr 18, 2008

I got a letter from the government the other day
opened it, read it
it said they was bitches




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Lord Sexatron
Aug 1, 2003
I think we can all agree that Skyy vodka is absolute dog poo poo.

Volcott
Mar 30, 2010

People paying American dollars to let other people know they didn't agree with someone's position on something is the lifeblood of these forums.
Original run ZIMA, aged in a guy's basement.

experienceBeej
Mar 24, 2014

Wait, I think I got it.

“Why be racist, sexist, homophobic, or transphobic, when you could just be quiet?”

burexas.irom
Oct 29, 2007

I disapprove of what you say, and I will defend your death because you have no right to say it!

Teriyaki Hairpiece posted:

Tito's is the best of all liquors because it is neither good or bad. Neither delicious or disgusting. Neither expensive or cheap. Nobody defines themselves by their consumption of Tito's. No one will define you by your consumption of Tito's. It's like ingesting a small piece of the vast void that spans the space between stars.

???



???

Splicer
Oct 16, 2006

from hell's heart I cast at thee
🧙🐀🧹🌙🪄🐸

FreudianSlippers posted:

I like absinthe because it tastes like wood and burns as it goes down so you can fulfill all your Moses/Burning Bush vore fantasies with a single shot.
If you want to swallow some burning wood there's some old bug chaser forums that might still be up

Ghost Leviathan
Mar 2, 2017

Exploration is ill-advised.
Something something, dryad titties.

Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule


Neddy Seagoon posted:

Just an FYI, you should URL :nws: stuff rather than spoiler-tag it. Otherwise it still winds up in people's browser caches.

If your head of IT hasn't blocked SA by now they are terrible and/or a goon. Get working, or get fapping/posting.

Zesty
Jan 17, 2012

The Great Twist

...you linked a 2 year old tweet of yours?

This must be very embarrassing for you.

HelloIAmYourHeart
Dec 29, 2008
Fallen Rib
Somebody post that South African liquor that comes in a windshield wiper fluid bottle, I think it has a pegasus on the label or something.

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day

HelloIAmYourHeart posted:

Somebody post that South African liquor that comes in a windshield wiper fluid bottle, I think it has a pegasus on the label or something.

Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

I'm meat on the hoof

Breetai posted:

A pickleback consisting of a shot of fireball followed by a chaser shot of jalapeno brine really clears the sinuses.

Even better is a Blue Britannica, consisting of gin and Barbicide.

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS

HelloIAmYourHeart posted:

Somebody post that South African liquor that comes in a windshield wiper fluid bottle, I think it has a pegasus on the label or something.

That’s Black Booster, Sierra Leone’s finest whisky. Product of Kadco LTD.

Their commercials are great.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XehwSM9n_Ko

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day

Platystemon posted:

That’s Black Booster, Sierra Leone’s finest whisky. Product of Kadco LTD.

Their commercials are great.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XehwSM9n_Ko

This is great

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



experienceBeej posted:

Wait, I think I got it.

“Why be racist, sexist, homophobic, or transphobic, when you could just be quiet?”

thanks! i was stuck on the last word

Blue Footed Booby
Oct 4, 2006

got those happy feet

kiimo posted:

Before this derail is over I don't give a poo poo what you drink. Sometimes I'll down a vodka sold at Trader Joe's for 6 dollars called Burnette's. It is fine whatever.

but it isn't snobbery to correct someone calling Grey Goose a good vodka it isn't one

It's snobbery if you tell them what they like is poo poo without offering an alternative at the same time while also mocking them. Otherwise, what can they possibly do with the information?

Blue Footed Booby has a new favorite as of 14:02 on Jun 3, 2021

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Apr 8, 2004


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