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Fungah!
Apr 30, 2011


lmao

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insane anime
Aug 5, 2018
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closing time the little barcade shop owner throws on the chain padlock even tho no one would ever come in past 8..the hum of of the custom rick and morty neon signs being turned off is barely audible over portal song playing throughout..the pacman curtains are closed, and it is quiet as the spotify geek playlist comes to a close. looking over his shoulder and then reaching into his pocket a cabinet key for zingy bingy is found on a ring of 500 others just like it. The tempered playfield glass is slid off gently over the re-shopped playfield ..the operator knows hes breaking the rules, but he doesnt care. he knows if he is caught his national ranking will be forefeit until the 2030 season. worth it. he puts his finger directly on the Panty Drop Target and pushes down with a surgeons touch..........

Pablo Nergigante
Apr 16, 2002

insane anime posted:

closing time the little barcade shop owner throws on the chain padlock even tho no one would ever come in past 8..the hum of of the custom rick and morty neon signs being turned off is barely audible over portal song playing throughout..the pacman curtains are closed, and it is quiet as the spotify geek playlist comes to a close. looking over his shoulder and then reaching into his pocket a cabinet key for zingy bingy is found on a ring of 500 others just like it. The tempered playfield glass is slid off gently over the re-shopped playfield ..the operator knows hes breaking the rules, but he doesnt care. he knows if he is caught his national ranking will be forefeit until the 2030 season. worth it. he puts his finger directly on the Panty Drop Target and pushes down with a surgeons touch..........

Lol

net cafe scandal
Mar 18, 2011

insane anime posted:

closing time the little barcade shop owner throws on the chain padlock even tho no one would ever come in past 8..the hum of of the custom rick and morty neon signs being turned off is barely audible over portal song playing throughout..the pacman curtains are closed, and it is quiet as the spotify geek playlist comes to a close. looking over his shoulder and then reaching into his pocket a cabinet key for zingy bingy is found on a ring of 500 others just like it. The tempered playfield glass is slid off gently over the re-shopped playfield ..the operator knows hes breaking the rules, but he doesnt care. he knows if he is caught his national ranking will be forefeit until the 2030 season. worth it. he puts his finger directly on the Panty Drop Target and pushes down with a surgeons touch..........

Jesus Christ lmfao

net cafe scandal
Mar 18, 2011

Pablo ftw... GA ftw. Imp Zone ftw

Fungah!
Apr 30, 2011

insane anime posted:

closing time the little barcade shop owner throws on the chain padlock even tho no one would ever come in past 8..the hum of of the custom rick and morty neon signs being turned off is barely audible over portal song playing throughout..the pacman curtains are closed, and it is quiet as the spotify geek playlist comes to a close. looking over his shoulder and then reaching into his pocket a cabinet key for zingy bingy is found on a ring of 500 others just like it. The tempered playfield glass is slid off gently over the re-shopped playfield ..the operator knows hes breaking the rules, but he doesnt care. he knows if he is caught his national ranking will be forefeit until the 2030 season. worth it. he puts his finger directly on the Panty Drop Target and pushes down with a surgeons touch..........

Pablo Nergigante
Apr 16, 2002

net cafe scandal posted:

Pablo ftw... GA ftw. Imp Zone ftw

:cheerdoge:

symbolic
Nov 2, 2014

insane anime posted:

closing time the little barcade shop owner throws on the chain padlock even tho no one would ever come in past 8..the hum of of the custom rick and morty neon signs being turned off is barely audible over portal song playing throughout..the pacman curtains are closed, and it is quiet as the spotify geek playlist comes to a close. looking over his shoulder and then reaching into his pocket a cabinet key for zingy bingy is found on a ring of 500 others just like it. The tempered playfield glass is slid off gently over the re-shopped playfield ..the operator knows hes breaking the rules, but he doesnt care. he knows if he is caught his national ranking will be forefeit until the 2030 season. worth it. he puts his finger directly on the Panty Drop Target and pushes down with a surgeons touch..........

lmfao

Fungah!
Apr 30, 2011

net cafe scandal posted:

Pablo ftw... GA ftw. Imp Zone ftw

Arrhythmia
Jul 22, 2011

insane anime posted:

closing time the little barcade shop owner throws on the chain padlock even tho no one would ever come in past 8..the hum of of the custom rick and morty neon signs being turned off is barely audible over portal song playing throughout..the pacman curtains are closed, and it is quiet as the spotify geek playlist comes to a close. looking over his shoulder and then reaching into his pocket a cabinet key for zingy bingy is found on a ring of 500 others just like it. The tempered playfield glass is slid off gently over the re-shopped playfield ..the operator knows hes breaking the rules, but he doesnt care. he knows if he is caught his national ranking will be forefeit until the 2030 season. worth it. he puts his finger directly on the Panty Drop Target and pushes down with a surgeons touch..........

lmfao jesus

That Little Demon
Dec 3, 2020

insane anime posted:

closing time the little barcade shop owner throws on the chain padlock even tho no one would ever come in past 8..the hum of of the custom rick and morty neon signs being turned off is barely audible over portal song playing throughout..the pacman curtains are closed, and it is quiet as the spotify geek playlist comes to a close. looking over his shoulder and then reaching into his pocket a cabinet key for zingy bingy is found on a ring of 500 others just like it. The tempered playfield glass is slid off gently over the re-shopped playfield ..the operator knows hes breaking the rules, but he doesnt care. he knows if he is caught his national ranking will be forefeit until the 2030 season. worth it. he puts his finger directly on the Panty Drop Target and pushes down with a surgeons touch..........

The Klowner
Apr 20, 2019

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Lmfao

extremebuff
Jun 20, 2010


lmfao

GorfZaplen
Jan 20, 2012

This is the best forum on the internet.

symbolic
Nov 2, 2014

GorfZaplen posted:

This is the best forum on the internet.

bar loving none

Sub-Actuality
Apr 17, 2007

GorfZaplen posted:

This is the best forum on the internet.

and it’s not even close

Pablo Nergigante
Apr 16, 2002

GorfZaplen posted:

This is the best forum on the internet.

:hai:

Fungah!
Apr 30, 2011

GorfZaplen posted:

This is the best forum on the internet.

mhm

Brasseye
Feb 13, 2009

Pablo Nergigante posted:

*Walking into Capcom HQ wielding fencing sword* My name is Python Anghelo. You killed my Fuckball. Prepare to die.

The Kins
Oct 2, 2004
The "Oh yeah... Horny Pinball happened." Thread

heehee
Sep 5, 2012

haha wow i cant believe how lucky we got to win :D

GorfZaplen posted:

This is the best forum on the internet.

Knuc U Kinte
Aug 17, 2004

The Klowner posted:

Sucky Wucky, Paragon Straight Man, Insanity

Knuc U Kinte
Aug 17, 2004

Pablo Nergigante posted:

COSTELLO: What pinball table do you wanna play?
ABBOTT: gently caress Off.
COSTELLO: No need to be rude. I just asked you what table you wanna play?
ABBOTT: gently caress Off!

Lmfao

right arm
Oct 30, 2011

Lmfao

In Training
Jun 28, 2008

insane anime posted:

dunno if it was mentioned yet but lol


There is another version of the playfield which has a mechanical mechanism for the faces. This playfield, which is not functional, had a rotating wheel to change the expression of the two characters to show their moods. On the prototype, this was to be implemented with the DMD, not unlike the ringmaster's face in Pinball Circus. The "gameplay" for the game was for the male character to get the female character "in the mood" for his sexual advances. Only then would the panty drop target stay down allowing the ball to be bounced between the male and female genitalia."

oh my god

Lobster Harmonica
Jul 15, 2005

Dunno if it's just me but I've been laughing harder at imp zone threads lately than at pretty much anything on the internet

The Kins
Oct 2, 2004

Lobster Harmonica posted:

Dunno if it's just me but I've been laughing harder at imp zone threads lately than at pretty much anything on the internet
it's not just you, this place has just been on fire lately

frankenfreak
Feb 16, 2007

I SCORED 85% ON A QUIZ ABOUT MONDAY NIGHT RAW AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS LOUSY TEXT

#bastionboogerbrigade

The Kins posted:

The "Oh yeah... Horny Pinball happened." Thread

net cafe scandal
Mar 18, 2011

Pablo Nergigante posted:

*Walking into Capcom HQ wielding fencing sword* My name is Python Anghelo. You killed my Fuckball. Prepare to die.

Going to be thinking about this one for the rest of my life I think.

STING 64
Oct 20, 2006

what a year this forum has had.

EmmyOk
Aug 11, 2013

The JP Capcom CEO seeing the pinball table and closing the division two days later

Pablo Nergigante
Apr 16, 2002

EmmyOk posted:

The JP Capcom CEO seeing the pinball table and closing the division two days later



Lol

mkvltra
Nov 1, 2020

insane anime posted:

dunno if it was mentioned yet but lol


There is another version of the playfield which has a mechanical mechanism for the faces. This playfield, which is not functional, had a rotating wheel to change the expression of the two characters to show their moods. On the prototype, this was to be implemented with the DMD, not unlike the ringmaster's face in Pinball Circus. The "gameplay" for the game was for the male character to get the female character "in the mood" for his sexual advances. Only then would the panty drop target stay down allowing the ball to be bounced between the male and female genitalia."

Albeit depraved those systems sound like they would be very fun to engineer.

Pablo Nergigante
Apr 16, 2002


Fungah!
Apr 30, 2011

EmmyOk posted:

The JP Capcom CEO seeing the pinball table and closing the division two days later


Fungah!
Apr 30, 2011


lol

STING 64
Oct 20, 2006

In Training
Jun 28, 2008


Lol

In Training
Jun 28, 2008

insane anime posted:

closing time the little barcade shop owner throws on the chain padlock even tho no one would ever come in past 8..the hum of of the custom rick and morty neon signs being turned off is barely audible over portal song playing throughout..the pacman curtains are closed, and it is quiet as the spotify geek playlist comes to a close. looking over his shoulder and then reaching into his pocket a cabinet key for zingy bingy is found on a ring of 500 others just like it. The tempered playfield glass is slid off gently over the re-shopped playfield ..the operator knows hes breaking the rules, but he doesnt care. he knows if he is caught his national ranking will be forefeit until the 2030 season. worth it. he puts his finger directly on the Panty Drop Target and pushes down with a surgeons touch..........

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FactsAreUseless
Feb 16, 2011

insane anime posted:

closing time the little barcade shop owner throws on the chain padlock even tho no one would ever come in past 8..the hum of of the custom rick and morty neon signs being turned off is barely audible over portal song playing throughout..the pacman curtains are closed, and it is quiet as the spotify geek playlist comes to a close. looking over his shoulder and then reaching into his pocket a cabinet key for zingy bingy is found on a ring of 500 others just like it. The tempered playfield glass is slid off gently over the re-shopped playfield ..the operator knows hes breaking the rules, but he doesnt care. he knows if he is caught his national ranking will be forefeit until the 2030 season. worth it. he puts his finger directly on the Panty Drop Target and pushes down with a surgeons touch..........

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