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Wildtortilla posted:I got the shine everyone. It’s sucked a whole bunch. In my attempts to hop onto the dock more strange things happened in addition to the clip I shared earlier. One time I got stuck on the face of the dock while still in the water, the blooper was acting like it was swimming forward but I was glued to the dock. Another time I got switched to another blooper which then swim straight out, similar to my earlier clip, but this time we went thru the yellow out of bounds line and just zoomed off into the ocean. I couldn’t steer and we rode out for 5-10 seconds and then crashed into nothing. Oh, the places you will go! Later levels are even more unfinished than Rocco Harbor.
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Procrastine posted:Something I don't think the game ever tells you is the different-colored bloopers have different stats, green has the best handling, purple has the highest speed, yellow's in the middle, BUT if you hold forward on the stick all three blooper move the same speed so there's no reason not to use green ever So the purple one does not have the highest speed?
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ErrEff posted:Oh, the places you will go! Later levels are even more unfinished than Rocco Harbor. 
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The purple one is stuck at top speed. But yeah the other 2 can reach it just by pushing up on the stick, making the Green one is the best. It's the one you have the most control over if you need to make sharp turns or need to slow down.
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Well I wasn't able to preorder a Super Switch but I did preorder Phantasy Star 5 for the Super Switch so I guess that's cool.
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Wildtortilla posted:I got the shine everyone. It’s sucked a whole bunch. In my attempts to hop onto the dock more strange things happened in addition to the clip I shared earlier. One time I got stuck on the face of the dock while still in the water, the blooper was acting like it was swimming forward but I was glued to the dock. Another time I got switched to another blooper which then swim straight out, similar to my earlier clip, but this time we went thru the yellow out of bounds line and just zoomed off into the ocean. I couldn’t steer and we rode out for 5-10 seconds and then crashed into nothing. lol just wait
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alright folks, hopefully this doesn't burn my confidential source but I got a picture of the super switch pro before the big reveal tonight...do NOT share this info outside of the thread::format(jpeg)/cdn.vox-cdn.com/uploads/chorus_image/image/49163473/nintendo_nx_fake.0.0.jpg)
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It better have a blu-ray player.
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You insert the UMD into the controller, obviously.
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robot roll call posted:alright folks, hopefully this doesn't burn my confidential source but I got a picture of the super switch pro before the big reveal tonight...do NOT share this info outside of the thread: But that doesn't have detachable joycons like the newest leak said!?
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Switch pro needs a camera array and a digital printer accessory
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Len posted:But that doesn't have detachable joycons like the newest leak said!? That's the Switch Pro Lite.
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Len posted:But that doesn't have detachable joycons like the newest leak said!? They detach if you buy the Official Nintendo Switch Pro Handsaw!
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robot roll call posted:alright folks, hopefully this doesn't burn my confidential source but I got a picture of the super switch pro before the big reveal tonight...do NOT share this info outside of the thread: I've never noticed the "confidential" labels until now lol
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Remember the one that had a reflection of a tree in it and had all the internet detectives trying to figure out which company it was in based on that?
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It's a prototype Vita, before it had any games to play on it.
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Man, Super Mario Sunshine loving sucks and I remember how disappointed I was playing it back in the day. This was what they had to offer for the next-gen Super Mario? Gross.
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Super Mario Sunshine slaps if you don't care about 100% completion.
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stev posted:Super Mario Sunshine slaps if you don't care about 100% completion. wrong! if ANY part of a game is bad, the game is bad.
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ErrEff posted:It's a prototype Vita, before it had any games to play on it. Prototype Vita, same as the final Vita
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stev posted:Super Mario Sunshine slaps if you don't care about 100% completion.
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Sunshine isn't a bad game but as far as mainline Mario games go it's near the bottom.
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Red Warrior posted:Remember the one that had a reflection of a tree in it and had all the internet detectives trying to figure out which company it was in based on that? they succeeded, too
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If Mario Galaxy 2 were offered for sale in the Switch online store, I would buy it.
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Mister Facetious posted:"Can you believe these people at Microsoft? The nerve of them! Asking for things like "competence" and "quality control" and "bug fixing". They have no idea of the culture they're wrecking, here at Bethesda!" I kinda like the bugs in Bethesda games at this point.
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Pablo Nergigante posted:Sunshine isn't a bad game but as far as mainline Mario games go it's near the bottom. As far as opinions go this one is near the bottom... Of my butt! I disagree with you, is what I'm sayin!
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I read all the posts complaining about those blooper shines and heartily lolled when I easily completed it while I was 100%ing Sunshine in the collection last year. Then earlier this year I went to stay with my sister and her girlfriend who I had lent my old Wii with my Gamecube games to. Sister's GF asked me to complete a couple of the tricky shines on Sunshine, including the blooper shine, for her. I (probably metaphorically) cracked my knuckles and told her about the dumb people online who found it hard, unlike me, and then proceeded to get ruined by it for half an hour suffering all of the pratfalls and mishaps I'd seen itt. In my defence playing it on a small TV with poo poo Wii resolution made it a lot more difficult to see where the gently caress I was going. At least I managed to restore some credibility by quickly dealing with the Pinna Park Bowser Ride, Lily Pad Red Coin Shine and somehow doing the Pachinko Shine first time.
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What's happening is that every Switch Pro rumor has been true. The Nintendo handheld team, trained for two decades on iterating the DS, has done nothing but make weird Switch variants since 2017. None of them have been suitable for release because they all have folders.
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they're just doing what the Lost writing team did: every time someone makes an accurate prediction, they have to juke things around to keep it fresh and surprising. if those leakers had just kept their mouths shut we would've had the Super Switch back in 2015!
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sponges posted:I kinda like the bugs in Bethesda games at this point. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stockholm_syndrome 
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Didn't see a mention of this in the last few pages, but think I'm going to pick up Overboard, sounds really cool! Basically a reverse Agatha Christie murder mystery - you're on a ship and murdered your husband, and are trying to get away with it. By the 80 Days people, Inkle. Sounds like it has a lot in common, with finding different paths through the game etc. Currently $12.74 with the launch discount. A preview: https://www.pcgamer.com/reverse-murder-mystery-overboard-is-a-deliciously-evil-twist-on-the-detective-genre/ https://www.nintendo.com/games/detail/overboard-switch/
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robot roll call posted:alright folks, hopefully this doesn't burn my confidential source but I got a picture of the super switch pro before the big reveal tonight...do NOT share this info outside of the thread: what was this thing in reality
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Is it a VN? Looks cute.
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Monkey Fracas posted:what was this thing in reality Nothing https://www.polygon.com/2016/3/25/11303690/nintendo-nx-controller-hoax
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Walla posted:Is it a VN? Looks cute. it is, it was briefly LP'd here, and it is horrible e: here's the thread if you want to get yourself a look at how it's written. the OP also includes a link to the LP for the author's previous game https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3893200&userid=0&perpage=40&pagenumber=1
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Monkey Fracas posted:what was this thing in reality https://twitter.com/forestillusion/status/1341336733024075778
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American McGay posted:Surprisingly close to recently leaked prototypes of the Switch. The original hoaxer based his on the public patents that were available at the time. https://twitter.com/TruelyJohn64/status/1341345858101653504
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