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Rainbow Knight
Apr 19, 2006

We die.
We pray.
To live.
We serve


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Volmarias
Dec 31, 2002

EMAIL... THE INTERNET... SEARCH ENGINES...

Chicken soup for the soul.

Hihohe
Oct 4, 2008

Fuck you and the sun you live under



Alkydere
Jun 7, 2010
Capitol: A building or complex of buildings in which any legislature meets.
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Poor woman's likely to get fired even though it was 100% justified after being rammed like that which is a shame.

But holy poo poo, just watching the rear end in a top hat go limp after that knockout punch does wonders for the soul!

ErKeL
Jun 18, 2013
Perfect swing. gently caress that guy. His mate behind her holding her back while he rams his trolley into her should also cop it.

Hope that greeter doesn't get punished.

ErKeL fucked around with this message at 01:16 on Jun 4, 2021

Eric the Mauve
May 8, 2012

Making you happy for a buck since 199X
Do we have her name? We need to name an award after her.

Alkydere
Jun 7, 2010
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ErKeL posted:

Perfect swing. gently caress that guy. His mate behind her holding her back while he rams his trolley into her should also cop it.

Hope that greeter doesn't get punished.

The yellow/hi-vis vest makes me think that was a co-worker trying to keep her rear end from being fired. And yeah, spineless corporate it almost certainly gonna fire her sadly,

Eric the Mauve posted:

Do we have her name? We need to name an award after her.

I'd honestly hope we don't ever get her name: you know people are gonna side with the dumbass that ended up drooling on the floor and harass her. Because people are assholes and hate it when other assholes get what's coming to them.

Rainbow Knight
Apr 19, 2006

We die.
We pray.
To live.
We serve

Otoh people will give her money, which she will need when she gets fired

Sankis
Mar 8, 2004

But I remember the fella who told me. Big lad. Arms as thick as oak trees, a stunning collection of scars, nice eye patch. A REAL therapist he was. Er wait. Maybe it was rapist?


That's an immensely satisfying video to watch but for their sake I really hope the guy isn't too hurt, aside from his pride. His head hitting the hard floor could end poorly.

JackSplater
Nov 20, 2014

Metal Coat? It's already active?!
It kinda looks like she was gonna let it go after being rammed, but then he spits on her and she just loses it. Dude's an rear end in a top hat and deserved that punch and more.

Eric the Mauve
May 8, 2012

Making you happy for a buck since 199X

Rainbow Knight posted:

Otoh people will give her money, which she will need when she gets fired

I, uh, assume she was fired within a few minutes of that video's being taken

irpoweroutlet
Aug 23, 2005
It's 'Lectric!

Rainbow Knight posted:

Otoh people will give her money, which she will need when she gets fired

I feel like anyone who has ever worked in retail would gladly contribute to that fund (if they can afford it). I know I would.

NerdyMcNerdNerd
Aug 3, 2004

irpoweroutlet posted:

I feel like anyone who has ever worked in retail would gladly contribute to that fund (if they can afford it). I know I would.

In a loving heartbeat.

Alkydere posted:

Congratulations. You've found the secret of these bullshit jobs. Apathy and nihilism. It doesn't matter, and that's awesome! Not a single one of those customers, no matter how much they try to stress you out, matters! There's a thousand thousand more, each trying to get your attention or an emotoinal reaction to them that you can't really afford.

Seriously, my life got a lot better when I found this song and adopted it as my guiding motto: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p8aulstjbV8

Oh I didn't give a gently caress for a long time before, I'm just now moving the little bead on the abacus like way way down the little rail thingy

More toward 'haha, nothing matters' in a Falcon Seven kind of voice instead of the nihilistic whisper of wind whistling the words of entropy through a sand-blasted skull's teeth kind of voice

Revalis Enai
Apr 21, 2003
<img src="https://fi.somethingawful.com/customtitles/title-revalis_enai.gif"><br>Wait, what's my phone number again?
Fun Shoe
We lost power at work for the whole day and most likely half of our products are ruined because of it. We've been dealing with breakers tripping almost everyday because we added new equipment without adding sufficient power lines. HQ dragged on adding more power because they whined it was too expensive, and now it turned out the outage was caused by blown fuse in our main switch, which probably was caused by the constant tripping of the breaker.

About a week ago we were told the issue with our location is low employee productivity. I watched over the years the tens thousands of dollars we had to spend fixing our failing equipment and poor infrastructure. Instead of fixing all that, they decided we're just not working hard enough.

I was under huge pressure to turn the place around because the responsibility was pushed onto me, but at this point I've totally cut myself off of my work. If HQ don't care enough to fix our location, then why should I care?

Eric the Mauve
May 8, 2012

Making you happy for a buck since 199X
Always better to pay 1.75X to do a job twice than to pay X to do it right.

Leal
Oct 2, 2009

Revalis Enai posted:

If don't care enough, then why should I care?

Thats retail, right there.

Alkydere
Jun 7, 2010
Capitol: A building or complex of buildings in which any legislature meets.
Capital: A city designated as a legislative seat by the government or some other authority, often the city in which the government is located; otherwise the most important city within a country or a subdivision of it.



Eric the Mauve posted:

Always better to pay 1.75X to do a job twice than to pay X to do it right.

You mean pay 3-5x as much to do it twice because the first time broke something/damaged something else, or in this case made a bunch of your product go bad.

dovetaile
Jul 8, 2011


Grimey Drawer
Heaven help me, our fitting room opens Monday (and I work it closing 5/7 days).

mentholmoose
Nov 5, 2009

YKNOW THERES ONLY ONE DIRECTION I KNOW AND THATS DRIVIN STRAIGHT TO THE NET
I've been on vacation this week, and I get to go back to the hell tomorrow. :smith:

Enos Shenk
Nov 3, 2011


Alkydere posted:

You mean pay 3-5x as much to do it twice because the first time broke something/damaged something else, or in this case made a bunch of your product go bad.

6 years I've been at my store. Every single year in the middle of summer our AC shits the bed. Every year corporate drags rear end about "No it seems to be working fine!" until piles of customer complaints roll in. One year they had the HVAC guys in at least 10 times over the course of a month trying to patch things together. The HVAC unit in the building is literally from the 1970s, the techs kept telling corporate that seriously you just need to bite the bullet and replace this poo poo. Finally one year they authorized something substantial, replacing two compressors on the roof. All 4 were hosed, but 2 were less hosed I guess? They had to get a crane out and everything. Why in the gently caress wouldn't you just replace all of them, surely renting a crane and having the techs ALREADY ON SITE would make it worth it.

Already it's starting to get stupid hot in the building. Here we go again!

CaptainJuan
Oct 15, 2008

Thick. Juicy. Tender.

Imagine cutting into a Barry White Song.
Hot tip: some retail chains (especially those with "dollar" in the name) don't do big capital replacements unless the store is in the top x% highest revenue stores

Eric the Mauve
May 8, 2012

Making you happy for a buck since 199X
Yeah that stuff happens because Corporate will only approve expenditures in a given category up to a certain tiny % of the given store's revenue. Slapping a band-aid on the wheezing, decrepit AC every summer will just baaaarely squeeze under that approval limit each budget year, and even though they'd spend less than half over the long term if they just paid up front to get it all redone and done right, no one involved at any level is incentivized to think beyond the current budget.

ErKeL
Jun 18, 2013
Had the exact same thing with the AC at my store. Turned out it was endemic to the company as well because every store I've worked at was like stepping into a sauna when outside is still freezing cold and raining somehow.
It's been heaps better recently because they had 1 team member and 2 different customers collapse in the same week so they finally got their poo poo together.

Alkydere
Jun 7, 2010
Capitol: A building or complex of buildings in which any legislature meets.
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So we had repairs this weekend and it's the first night back and things are gonna be a bit buggy. The upstairs AFE department (Amazon Fulfillment Engine: fancy way to say "Multiple items in one box") is down due to a technical glitch that the maintenance people caused. One of the Assistant Managers for the department tells me "Oh it should be back on in 30 minutes" and we both laugh and laugh.

Anyways there's a bit of work heading there on the sorter so no biggie, take it off since the department's down and we can re-add it later. There's also a lot of work that wants to go to Mix over in Singles that won't route. And it keeps building up...and building up...and building up. Why? Because it wants to go to AFE2 which is closed.

See here's the thing: A while back someone realized that 10-11% of AFE packages are actually picked out from inventory all in a single tote. Then it's sent to AFE where the items, despite all being together, are broken up and put on the sorter only to be re-sorted back together. In Amazon terms this is a lot of time and money. So now we have Mix which is a Mix of Singles Large Items and a handful of Multi items that should be in one tote. Usually it's stuff like 2-3 books or gift cards.

Only the issue is that Singles only can do so much problem solving on them since their problem solving tools are designed for packages with 1 singular item in them. Thankfully AFE2 is right next door so they do something like 75% of the problem solve: especially the problem solve that involves the totes not actually being able to have been picked all clean like so the shipments have to go through AFE anyways.

In short: AFE2 is closed but they're still getting dozens, hundreds of heavy rear end totes I have to rip off of the sorter and then had to throw back on 2 hours later when AFE2 went "Yeah we're gonna turn on a couple of our lines so that the work is at least in our department".

Then the next 3 hours were the universe going "He look at all of these loose items on the coveyor belt causing jams! Have fun climbing ladders you fat gently caress!"

Alkydere fucked around with this message at 12:21 on Jun 7, 2021

Kilonum
Sep 30, 2002

You know where you are? You're in the suburbs, baby. You're gonna drive.

We can now wear shorts!

I ordered a couple pair off of Alkydere's employer on Saturday as none of the ones I currently have fit dress code. They arrive Thursday.











The current heatwave breaks tomorrow.

Cowslips Warren
Oct 29, 2005

What use had they for tricks and cunning, living in the enemy's warren and paying his price?

Grimey Drawer
"Hey dispatch I can only stay till 430 today." --sent at 11am, after the usual mass text of "WHO WANTS OT ONLY REPLY IF YOU DO." My off time is 4pm.

"Can only stay till 430. There's three orders I haven't picked up yet, can get two of them." --sent at 2pm.

"I cannot get this last order, i have to be out by 430 and its 445." --sent at 4:45pm, after delivering 2 of the 3 orders.

Dispatch finally replies: The order has been on you since 11am, you have to complete it.


I noped out of work at 5pm. I did not get the last order that they could have given to ANYONE ELSE since I never loving picked it up. Ah, dispatch.

Now I am wondering if he pulls this poo poo on male drivers since all the lady ones have agreed with me how much of an rear end he is.

Alkydere
Jun 7, 2010
Capitol: A building or complex of buildings in which any legislature meets.
Capital: A city designated as a legislative seat by the government or some other authority, often the city in which the government is located; otherwise the most important city within a country or a subdivision of it.



Me: "Hey can someone pick up this tote? Labels are hosed and unscannable, so it won't route."
B: "Yeah sure."
Me: "It's sitting here waiting for you, just make sure to put it on a poo poo tote stack when you're done."

4 hours later.

Me: "Hey B, I thought you said you were picking up this tote."
B: "But...I did?"
Me: "Then why is it at Jackpot?"
B: "B-buh?
Me: "With a brand new set of shipments in it."
B: "...SONNUVA!"
Me: "Make sure it actually gets in the trash pile this time, wouldn't want you picking it up a third time now would we?"

Trastion
Jul 24, 2003
The one and only.

Cowslips Warren posted:

"Hey dispatch I can only stay till 430 today." --sent at 11am, after the usual mass text of "WHO WANTS OT ONLY REPLY IF YOU DO." My off time is 4pm.

To be fair their text said "ONLY REPLY IF YOU DO" so since you replied then you DO.

That was your fault. But yeah Dispatch only cares about themselves.

Cowslips Warren
Oct 29, 2005

What use had they for tricks and cunning, living in the enemy's warren and paying his price?

Grimey Drawer

Trastion posted:

To be fair their text said "ONLY REPLY IF YOU DO" so since you replied then you DO.

That was your fault. But yeah Dispatch only cares about themselves.

To counter, if I don't reply at all, dispatch still keeps the same route on me and adds poo poo. If I call them on it, "well someone has to do it and we're short staffed."

Mill Village
Jul 27, 2007

So my work said we no longer have to wear masks if we have proof of getting the vaccine. HR sent several people home the other day because it turns out they did not have the vaccine. They just stopped wearing masks and tried to see how long they could get away with it.

My work is paying people to get the vaccine. Just loving get it already.

Alkydere
Jun 7, 2010
Capitol: A building or complex of buildings in which any legislature meets.
Capital: A city designated as a legislative seat by the government or some other authority, often the city in which the government is located; otherwise the most important city within a country or a subdivision of it.



Mill Village posted:

So my work said we no longer have to wear masks if we have proof of getting the vaccine. HR sent several people home the other day because it turns out they did not have the vaccine. They just stopped wearing masks and tried to see how long they could get away with it.

My work is paying people to get the vaccine. Just loving get it already.

I've continued still wearing mine even after getting vaccinated which confuses some of my co-workers.

Jingleheimer
Mar 30, 2006
I still wear a mask when the store is open and customers are shopping, but before open I don't bother. I guess they're not allowed to ask for proof of my vaccination, so I had to sign a waiver that basically said "I give you my word that I am vaccinated." And now that they have it on paper, they can use that against any employee who signed it to fire them on the spot if they find out they aren't actually vaccinated.

Leal
Oct 2, 2009
I'll continue wearing my mask out of loving spite

Jean-Paul Shartre
Jan 16, 2015

this sentence no verb


If you wear a mask nobody can ding you on the mystery shop for not smiling during the greeting.

*taps temple meme*

Leal
Oct 2, 2009

JohnCompany posted:

If you wear a mask nobody can ding you on the mystery shop for not smiling during the greeting.

*taps temple meme*

You say that but




Note the "Covid" near the thumb, this was taken during the covid pandemic. Not only is this question asked, not only did the secret shopper not just go "this question is stupid" and give it a yes, but then someone loving printed it out and highlighted it as if it was a legit complaint during a time where you have to wear a mask.


I almost appreciate how dystopiantly corporate this is

Alkydere
Jun 7, 2010
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Capital: A city designated as a legislative seat by the government or some other authority, often the city in which the government is located; otherwise the most important city within a country or a subdivision of it.



Tonight's Amazon rant:

It is June in Texas.
Our building has 7 massive A/C units.
Only 2 of them are functional.

It's loving bad if you're in the wrong part of the building. I can't imagine how miserable it is for day shift. People are regularly going down to AMCARE to be given ice packs and electrolyte drinks.

It's so bad that management are just telling people to relax and not worry about their rates.

The Lord Bude
May 23, 2007

ASK ME ABOUT MY SHITTY, BOUGIE INTERIOR DECORATING ADVICE
Vomitors are my most hated enemy type.

Devor
Nov 30, 2004
Lurking more.

Leal posted:

I almost appreciate how dystopiantly corporate this is

You weren't smiling with your eyes, duh.

Note: a squint of hatred looks the same as a smiling squint.

Mill Village
Jul 27, 2007

The Lord Bude posted:

Vomitors are my most hated enemy type.

Rather deal with them than the poo poo spinners.

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Malachite_Dragon
Mar 31, 2010

Weaving Merry Christmas magic

Alkydere posted:

:rant: Sorter Fuckery :rant:
Maybe this is why I ordered an external hard drive over a week ago to try and back my poo poo up to before upgrading my OS and it promptly disappeared three and a half hours after arriving at the carrier facility. Hasn't updated since.

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