alf_pogs posted:

lowtax and shmorky appear rattling their chains, threatening the ghosts of forum past present and future

Stexils posted:

theres more of banned than of banter about you, whatever you are

Teach posted:

Here you go!

Shellception posted:

Big jar of homemade kimchi from a local Korean place I found some weeks ago .

Heath posted:

Boys have nards, girls have in-nards, duh

Biplane posted:

Biplane posted:

Polyseme posted:

Anal sex is the set of sexual activities all pairings can get behind.

Skwirl posted:

but only half of them at a time.

Fatty Crabcakes posted:

Pastry of the Year posted:

"When the president of Capcom Japan arrived in January 1997 to assess the viability of its pinball division, he was given a brief demonstration of Zingy Bingy for the first and only time. His reaction was to leave the company premises without a word, and he returned to Japan immediately. Capcom Pinball was closed 2 days later."

A HORNY SWEARENGEN posted:

Solar Tornado posted:

Follow the thread starting from this post

Hodgepodge posted:

i can't say i have the ovaries to disagree

Solar Tornado posted:

Follow the thread starting from this post

net cafe scandal posted:

Too many to emptyquote

TimeCheeze posted:

The Chargers have clinched the AFC Division Championship and are looking forward to losing in the playoffs this year. Coach Marty Schottenheimer is excited because there are still a couple teams that he has yet to lose to in the playoffs.

“We expect to be in every game of the regular season, but in the playoffs, I don’t stand a chance.”

All World Running Back, LaDanian Tomlinson is breaking all kinds of records this year, but knows that breaking Marty’s playoff futility is virtually impossible.

“We are tearing it up in the regular season, this is our crowning moment. We know the mojo going against Coach Schottenheimer is way too strong to overcome. Our only hope is to at least get to the AFC Championship game. If we do that for Coach, we have succeeded.”

Marty has been the number one seed in the playoffs several times before, including going 13-3 with homefield advantage throughout the playoffs in both 1995 and 1997 with the Chiefs, and blew each opportunity.

“I blame it on Ernest Byner.” Schottenheimer stated. “If he had only held on to the ball vs the Broncos in 1988.” He said, referencing, ‘The Fumble’. “I was coaching the Browns. We had a chance! drat that Drive. drat you, Ernest Byner! drat you, John Elway!”

However, as it stands several thousand new bandwagoneers still think there is hope, as they aren’t familiar with Marty’s playoff futility.

“I just love this team. They have been around a few years now, I think… I went to my first game this year. We were loud. I like them. We are gonna win the Superbowl, I know it!” Said one fan, wearing a brand-new tucked in LaDanian Tomlinson jersey.

Charger Fan

All of a sudden, fans of the 13-2 Chargers are coming out of the woodwork, spoutin’ off about how they have the best team in the NFL and are Superbowl bound, talking all kinds of smaque. However, they know not of the Curse of Marty/ Ernest Byner and their inevitable sad, sad fate.

©TimeCheeze.com

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Fungah! posted:

Very well, where do I begin? My father was a relentlessly self-improving pinball designer from Romania with low grade eratomania and a penchant for powerfully-built giraffes. My mother was a fifteen year old pornographic drawing named Zingy Bingy. My father would womanize, he would drink. He would make outrageous claims like he invented the double boner. Sometimes he would accuse pinballs of being lazy. The sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament. My childhood was typical. Summers in the arcade, trickey dickey lessons. In the spring we'd make vagina outholes. When I was insolent I was placed in a burlap bag and forced to make phone calls to Sega Pinball - pretty standard really. At the age of twelve I received my first naked action figure. At the age of fourteen a Zoroastrian named Vilma introduced me to Super Jack-Off Mode. There really is nothing like making the high score table... it's breathtaking- I suggest you try it.

Fister Roboto posted:

Fun fact, the world's first lethal gender reveal was on 6 August 1945.

it was a little boy

sebmojo posted:

barbecue at the folks posted:

I've been wary about linking Imp Zone stuff because I'm not sure if there isn't some rule about needlessly exposing IZ to to the rest of the forums

Solar Tornado posted:

Oh? I assumed IZ was a forum for goons too irony-poisoned to post in Games, though I am not very well-versed in SA lore. I hadn't thought it could affect the greater goon ecosystem.

mmj posted:

nah its for people that like games and want to have fun posting about them instead of being constantly angry. It's pretty cool

A HORNY SWEARENGEN posted:

The meme is real

apatheticman posted:

Were they trying to find Evoo Morales, hes in another country!

Platystemon posted:

For those who don’t want to potentially upset their bookmarks with a blind link, it’s in the ‘The "Oh yeah... THAT happened." Thread’ in The Imp Zone.

Kitfox88 posted:

Wasn’t it changed recently that quote links won’t lose your bookmark place?

codo27 posted:

Think we know how this story ends

Catpain Slack posted:

Philippe posted:

Of course he likes the Steyr Aug. It is the gooniest gun.

Six-Of-Hearts posted:

Well the AUG part fits.