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Crazy Ted
Jul 29, 2003

Maybe I'm just too used to American Sawker Fan Cringe but that actually wasn't terrible.

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Eric Cantonese
Dec 21, 2004

You should hear my accent.

Crazy Ted posted:

Maybe I'm just too used to American Sawker Fan Cringe but that actually wasn't terrible.

In light of what I've seen on this thread over the years, I must agree. This is... okay? I can't muster the outrage that I had when I saw stuff like "just got Kane'd" or "How am I doing boss?"

Renaissance Spam
Jun 5, 2010

Can it wait a for a bit? I'm in the middle of some *gyrations*


It matched meter, rhyming structure and nobody was off key. That's a masterpiece by chant standards.

Mickolution
Oct 1, 2005

Ballers...I put numbers on the boards
It's loving awful.

UnderFreddy
Oct 9, 2012

GEGENPOSTING

Arsenal fans are the new world leaders in scouting, apparently Brighton have one of the worlds best "floating 6"

pik_d
Feb 24, 2006

follow the white dove





TRP Post of the Month October 2021

UnderFreddy posted:

Arsenal fans are the new world leaders in scouting, apparently Brighton have one of the worlds best "floating 6"



"a Kanté or a Caqueret"

Sandwolf
Jan 23, 2007

i'll be harpo


Behind Caqueret?! :eyepop:

Chas McGill
Oct 29, 2010

loves Fat Philippe

UnderFreddy posted:

Arsenal fans are the new world leaders in scouting, apparently Brighton have one of the worlds best "floating 6"


A floater you say?

sticksy
May 26, 2004
Nap Ghost

UnderFreddy posted:

Arsenal fans are the new world leaders in scouting, apparently Brighton have one of the worlds best "floating 6"



Arsenal are usually stacked with floating #2’s

Shrapnig
Jan 21, 2005

Found this leaked image of Arsenal's scouting reports.

NinpoEspiritoSanto
Oct 22, 2013




liquid football

sebzilla
Mar 17, 2009

Kid's blasting everything in sight with that new-fangled musket.


Bundy posted:

liquid football

feat. Darren Fletcher

blue footed boobie
Sep 14, 2012


UEFA SUPREMACY

Shrapnig posted:

Found this leaked image of Arsenal's scouting reports.



Actually I think you’ll find that Arsenal have evolved past the need for a scouting network and now simply allow agents to rip them off directly, without any scouting network to look out for Arsenal’s interests.

Tokyo Sexwale
Jul 30, 2003

After all, who better knows a player's strength/weakness than his own agent

Sandwolf
Jan 23, 2007

i'll be harpo


Bundy posted:

liquid football

Liquid football with no solid pieces

ilmucche
Mar 16, 2016

What did you say the strategy was?

Sandwolf posted:

Liquid football with no solid pieces

Arse living up to their name

Frankston
Jul 27, 2010


https://twitter.com/westgatescammer/status/1395739302286532614

(It's an arsenal shirt)

Eric Cantonese
Dec 21, 2004

You should hear my accent.
I'm pretty sure this belongs here.

An Actual Bear
Feb 15, 2012




the most brexit+bovril take imaginable

the sex ghost
Sep 6, 2009
The most Brexit take would be demanding to know whether wan-bissaka was eligible to play for England at all

Mickolution
Oct 1, 2005

Ballers...I put numbers on the boards

the sex ghost posted:

The most Brexit take would be demanding to know whether wan-bissaka was eligible to play for England at all

That's only if he fucks up.

African AIDS cum
Feb 29, 2012


Welcome back, welcome back, welcome baaaack

An Actual Bear posted:



the most brexit+bovril take imaginable

Karl is right

an_mutt
Sep 29, 2010

I was,
I am,
and I remain a soldier!

Sworn to dedicate my heart and soul to the restoration of human kind!

An Actual Bear posted:



the most brexit+bovril take imaginable

definitely a United fan who's lived his entire life in a lovely little town near the south coast that's voted Tory since 1750

NinpoEspiritoSanto
Oct 22, 2013




an_mutt posted:

definitely a United fan who's lived his entire life in a lovely little town near the south coast that's voted Tory since 1750

Didn't know you were that old

Eric Cantonese
Dec 21, 2004

You should hear my accent.

quote:

Probably comes across as sour grapes after last night, but surely it can't be good for the future of football to just have teams sit 10 men in the box for the full game in the aim of getting a point?

We make many changes to make the game flow better like the offside rule or no passbacks. Is it time to introduce a minimum players in the box rule?

We see it more and more, teams sitting sitting deep and it turns the game into a shitfest and kills any excitement. Obviously as a City fan it would benefit us and not lesser teams, but surely as a football fan such a rule would improve the excitement of the game?

quote:

I agreed with the first bit, don't agree with the suggestion on how to stop it.

I think fining a team that has less than 25% possession in a half would be a better suggestion.

quote:

Perhaps something similar to goalline technology could be used. Each player has to wear a bracelet thing and the 6th person who tries to get into the box when 5 are already there gets a (mild) electric shock or something.

Admittedly, some people might have been taking the piss and I missed the jokes.

vyelkin
Jan 2, 2011
lmao at goalline tech but for electric dog collars on players entering the box

ephex
Nov 4, 2007





PHWOAR CRIMINAL
They should add "Legendary Ownage Zones" as in visibly marked areas that randomly change place every three minutes on the pitch like in battle royale video games and if a player is in that zone when the countdown runs out he gets dropkicked by Cantona, headbutted by Zidane or spat in the face by Rijkaard or something along those lines.

ilmucche
Mar 16, 2016

What did you say the strategy was?

ephex posted:

They should add "Legendary Ownage Zones" as in visibly marked areas that randomly change place every three minutes on the pitch like in battle royale video games and if a player is in that zone when the countdown runs out he gets dropkicked by Cantona, headbutted by Zidane or spat in the face by Rijkaard or something along those lines.

Bit by suarez

jesus WEP
Oct 17, 2004


ilmucche posted:

Bit by suarez
giggs shows off his new t-shirt
:nws:

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
https://twitter.com/TheFilmUpdates/status/1399465388254011392?s=20

goddamnedtwisto
Dec 31, 2004

If you ask me about the mole people in the London Underground, I WILL be forced to kill you
Fun Shoe

Alas, Wilfred Brambell died 3 decades too soon for the role he was born to play.

brocked
Oct 25, 2005

All shall love me and despair!
Can't wait for the whirlwind off-season in Thailand montage
It's a Hollywood movie, so calling it now, Kevin Hart is N'golo Kante
Rami Malek is Mahrez
Probably a Korean popstar as Okazaki
And Ken Watanabe as the owner

CyberPingu
Sep 15, 2013


If you're not striving to improve, you'll end up going backwards.

brocked posted:

Can't wait for the whirlwind off-season in Thailand montage
It's a Hollywood movie, so calling it now, Kevin Hart is N'golo Kante
Rami Malek is Mahrez
Probably a Korean popstar as Okazaki
And Ken Watanabe as the owner

With Kobe Bryant as Vichai Srivaddhanaprabha

greazeball
Feb 4, 2003



Ken Jeong's gonna be there somewhere, possibly the prostitute

the sex ghost
Sep 6, 2009
Ray Winstone hitting the gym to get ready for that Nigel Pearson phone call

vyelkin
Jan 2, 2011
Jonathan Price as Claudio Ranieri

brocked
Oct 25, 2005

All shall love me and despair!

vyelkin posted:

Jonathan Price as Claudio Ranieri

He or Richard e grant could do Tom tuchel

Weaponized Cum
Aug 31, 2004


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https://twitter.com/officialpepe/status/1398001733675094016?s=19

the sex ghost
Sep 6, 2009
As late to NFTs as he was to tackles

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NinpoEspiritoSanto
Oct 22, 2013




the sex ghost posted:

As late to NFTs as he was to tackles

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