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Do you have to tip at alien strip clubs? How do we earn alien currency to spend on green blow and strippers?
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Jun 5, 2021 03:28
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u know how
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Jun 5, 2021 03:28
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What sports do they play?
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Jun 5, 2021 03:28
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If the aliens aren't space communists we're hosed anyhow so I hope it's just "you get space bucks"
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Jun 5, 2021 03:28
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So you're saying I should learn to perform Ferengi oo-mox.
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Jun 5, 2021 03:30
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Vomik posted:if it were true then it also can completely defy the laws of physics bc no shock wave from going supersonic, nor at the speed it’s going is there any element on the periodic table that could withstand the aerodynamic friction without probably turning into a gas. Now you're getting it
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Jun 5, 2021 03:30
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Hatebag posted:Ufos are sucking me off at over 3x the maximum recorded rate, please help!!!! DICK AND BALLS TO THE MOON
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Jun 5, 2021 03:30
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THEYRE PAST SATURN
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Jun 5, 2021 03:31
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YOUR COCK AND BALLS ARE NOW AGING SLOWER
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Jun 5, 2021 03:31
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Aliens exist, how does it affect your penis? News at whatever time the aliens let us tell you.
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Jun 5, 2021 03:33
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If the aliens bring us a cure for male pattern baldness we will immediately lay down our arms.
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Jun 5, 2021 03:34
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To Coif Men
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Jun 5, 2021 03:35
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an interview with the administrator of NASA. apparently he directed a team of scientists to look into it seriously and soberly. https://www.cnn.com/videos/business/2021/06/04/ufo-nasa-navy-pilots-bill-nelson-chief-investigation-pentagon-orig.cnn-business
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Jun 5, 2021 03:36
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Zisky posted:If the aliens bring us a cure for male pattern baldness we will immediately lay down our arms. This is probably true
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Jun 5, 2021 03:37
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but why male models?
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Jun 5, 2021 03:37
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Good Soldier Svejk posted:To Coif Men
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Jun 5, 2021 03:37
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Good Soldier Svejk posted:To Coif Men lol
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Jun 5, 2021 03:39
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Bullfrog posted:an interview with the administrator of NASA. apparently he directed a team of scientists to look into it seriously and soberly. Whatever this is, at the very least, we can guaran-loving-tee it's a coordinated effort to what end I can't begin to imagine but it's no accident
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Jun 5, 2021 03:39
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Good Soldier Svejk posted:Someone on reddit posted about last thursdayism and I keep thinking about that and how weird it is to be alive with computers and takeout and probably aliens instead of just having been born a 14th century wheat farmer dying of intestinal parasites or some poo poo what if intestinal parasites are aliens 
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Jun 5, 2021 03:39
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Jun 5, 2021 03:42
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Bullfrog posted:an interview with the administrator of NASA. apparently he directed a team of scientists to look into it seriously and soberly. Very trustworthy insane drunk moron
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Jun 5, 2021 03:42
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Rah! posted:what if intestinal parasites are aliens Ibs is caused by the gouald
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Jun 5, 2021 03:43
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Hatebag posted:Ufos are sucking me off at over 3x the maximum recorded rate, please help!!!!
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Jun 5, 2021 03:43
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I would be friends with this alien. I would be friends with anything, I'm a friendly guy
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Jun 5, 2021 03:44
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Good Soldier Svejk posted:Whatever this is, at the very least, we can guaran-loving-tee it's a coordinated effort None of the things in those videos look anything alike. I like the idea of multiple unrelated civilizations all sending out their own Von Neumann probes and so every planet with life is constantly getting buzzed by unrelated ships that all look different, but why would aliens that can go anywhere and look at anything spend so much time at the end of the sensor range of a bunch of navy planes in California and nowhere else? Commercial pilots and weather stations and satellites should be seeing way more of these things than weapons systems on planes if they were something real all over the Earth.
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Jun 5, 2021 03:46
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mastershakeman posted:Ibs is caused by the gouald piss is stored in the ba'als
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Jun 5, 2021 03:46
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Hatebag posted:Very trustworthy insane drunk moron That is not what I would expect the head of nasa to be like. He seems like he’d give the kids some liquor at the family 4th of July barbecue and set off some really illegal fireworks.
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Jun 5, 2021 03:47
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Peeal'c.
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Jun 5, 2021 03:47
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The head of NASA seems really stupid
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Jun 5, 2021 03:48
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Antifa Turkeesian posted:None of the things in those videos look anything alike. I like the idea of multiple unrelated civilizations all sending out their own Von Neumann probes and so every planet with life is constantly getting buzzed by unrelated ships that all look different, but why would aliens that can go anywhere and look at anything spend so much time at the end of the sensor range of a bunch of navy planes in California and nowhere else? Commercial pilots and weather stations and satellites should be seeing way more of these things than weapons systems on planes if they were something real all over the Earth. Funny you should mention because Elizondo is dropping FOIA docs to CNN that have reports of the tic tac from the 50s and 60s from pilots and that is loving my head up 
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Jun 5, 2021 03:48
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TheLemonOfIchabod posted:The head of NASA seems really stupid hes from florida, op
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Jun 5, 2021 03:49
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Antifa Turkeesian posted:Commercial pilots and weather stations and satellites should be seeing way more of these things than weapons systems on planes if they were something real all over the Earth. Fortunately commercial pilots and NWS radar do see these things and you can probably attribute them not reporting more to the same reason military pilots don't report sightings.
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Jun 5, 2021 03:49
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Antifa Turkeesian posted:None of the things in those videos look anything alike. I like the idea of multiple unrelated civilizations all sending out their own Von Neumann probes and so every planet with life is constantly getting buzzed by unrelated ships that all look different, but why would aliens that can go anywhere and look at anything spend so much time at the end of the sensor range of a bunch of navy planes in California and nowhere else? Commercial pilots and weather stations and satellites should be seeing way more of these things than weapons systems on planes if they were something real all over the Earth. read the thread again and then come back ya dingus
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Jun 5, 2021 03:50
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Are those screenshots of the documents after CNN has vetted them?
Inspector Hound has issued a correction as of 03:59 on Jun 5, 2021 |
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Jun 5, 2021 03:50
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Inspector Hound posted:Are those screenshots of the documents after CNN has vetted them? I'm DVRing the segment, I'll check after basketball.
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Jun 5, 2021 03:51
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Good Soldier Svejk posted:Funny you should mention because Elizondo is dropping FOIA docs to CNN that have reports of the tic tac from the 50s and 60s from pilots and that is loving my head up 
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Jun 5, 2021 03:51
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Antifa Turkeesian posted:That is not what I would expect the head of nasa to be like. He seems like he’d give the kids some liquor at the family 4th of July barbecue and set off some really illegal fireworks. His head is the wrong dimensions! He's all hosed up and he can't talk right! His monitor isn't on!
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Jun 5, 2021 03:51
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wow, cool drones watching us from another world!
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Jun 5, 2021 03:52
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Getting kind of mad thinking about all the people who were given awful drugs and/or locked up for being “psychotic” because they thought ufos were real
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Jun 5, 2021 03:52
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TheLemonOfIchabod posted:Getting kind of mad thinking about all the people who were given awful drugs and/or locked up for being “psychotic” because they thought ufos were real all the out of work drunk airline pilots just cursing the air for talking about ufos for the last 60 years
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Jun 5, 2021 03:54
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