Auspol Infinity: Front of the queue off a cliff

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Yeah Nah	122	53.51%
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Megillah Gorilla: Sep 22, 2003; If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.; Bread Liar

SMILLENNIALSMILLEN posted:

lol flopper

https://twitter.com/KrishaniDhanji/status/1400732343749406720

Labor, please! I find your questions about my attempts to ignore and cover-up the rape of one of my staff very distressing.

# ? Jun 5, 2021 05:07

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# ? Jun 3, 2024 17:02

I would blow Dane Cook: Dec 26, 2008

SMILLENNIALSMILLEN posted:

lol flopper

https://twitter.com/KrishaniDhanji/status/1400732343749406720

moice

# ? Jun 5, 2021 05:25

Solemn Sloth: Jul 11, 2015; Baby you can shout at me,
But you can't need my eyes.

birdstrike posted:

mo ice

Mo problems

# ? Jun 5, 2021 06:06

Spookydonut: Sep 13, 2010; "Hello alien thoughtbeasts! We murder children!"
~our children?~
"Not recently, no!"
~we cool bro~

If you can't answer questions maybe you should resign from parliament

# ? Jun 5, 2021 06:35

Animal Friend: Sep 7, 2011

the conservative need to play victim is just so loving far beyond farcical now.

# ? Jun 5, 2021 07:06

BrigadierSensible: Feb 16, 2012; I've got a pocket full of cheese🧀, and a garden full of trees🌴.

The worst thing is, she should be held accountable.

Labour should hold her feet to the fire and keep asking why she called a rape victim a "lying cow", and the whys and hows of how she tried to hush up said rape and who knew what and when.

This is an issue on which they can go hard and nasty, and nobody will even care about "decorum", because you have the "We are on the side of a rape victim! We are the good guys." as any defense.

But Reynolds "boohoo you were so mean to me I had to take paid time off and avoid responsibility, boohoo" is going to loving work, and Laborwill back off, the inquiry into how and why what happened to Brittany Higgins was allowed to happen will reveal nothing, and the misogynist cunts of her party will forever point to Reynolds as the real victim of it all, (as opposed to that lying cow of a drunken slut that got herself raped).

Not only that, it will show that the second you are caught loving up, just taking paid leave for a month or so till it blows over, and boohoo-ing about it when you get back works. A la Lamming and Porter.

# ? Jun 5, 2021 08:46

alf_pogs: Feb 15, 2012

what's the likelihood of the Vic lockdown being extended again? the multiple variants news isn't great

# ? Jun 5, 2021 10:33

EoinCannon: Aug 29, 2008; Grimey Drawer

alf_pogs posted:

what's the likelihood of the Vic lockdown being extended again? the multiple variants news isn't great

seems like they're telling the truth and it really is impossible to tell, the situation changes from day to day.

# ? Jun 5, 2021 10:43

Solemn Sloth: Jul 11, 2015; Baby you can shout at me,
But you can't need my eyes.

alf_pogs posted:

what's the likelihood of the Vic lockdown being extended again? the multiple variants news isn't great

The biggest problem with the new variant is they dont know where it came from which means there is undetected spread prior to the first confirmed case

# ? Jun 5, 2021 10:48

Animal Friend: Sep 7, 2011

Solemn Sloth posted:

The biggest problem with the new variant is they dont know where it came from which means there is undetected spread prior to the first confirmed case

have they tried telling it to go back to where it came from?

# ? Jun 5, 2021 11:16

BrigadierSensible: Feb 16, 2012; I've got a pocket full of cheese🧀, and a garden full of trees🌴.

Animal Friend posted:

have they tried telling it to go back to where it came from?

Maybe if it understands that we are full, then it will gently caress off.

# ? Jun 5, 2021 11:18

Capt.Whorebags: Jan 10, 2005

Rename it the Apex Variant and VICPOL will be all over it.

# ? Jun 6, 2021 01:08

EoinCannon: Aug 29, 2008; Grimey Drawer

It's taking jobs that rightfully belong to our trusted, local variant

# ? Jun 6, 2021 02:58

The Peccadillo: Mar 4, 2013; We Have Important Work To Do

https://twitter.com/tfswebb/status/1401711692501852163

# ? Jun 7, 2021 03:12

Jezza of OZPOS: Mar 21, 2018; GET LOSE❌🗺️, YOUS CAN'T COMPARE😤 WITH ME 💪POWERS🇦🇺

The Peccadillo posted:

https://twitter.com/tfswebb/status/1401711692501852163

You know how sometimes the meaninglessness of life is depressing and sometimes it's powerful and affirming? This is what the perfect median between those two states of being looks like, like the weightlessness of a plane in parabolic flight

# ? Jun 7, 2021 06:33

TammyHEH: Dec 11, 2013; Alfrything is only the ghost of a memory...

Hearing rumours Lindsey fox has killed Dan andrews and the media is too scared to run the story

# ? Jun 7, 2021 06:43

SMILLENNIALSMILLEN: Jun 26, 2009

The Peccadillo posted:

https://twitter.com/tfswebb/status/1401711692501852163

my first question would be: why? with a follow up question that is also: why?

# ? Jun 7, 2021 06:55

Jezza of OZPOS: Mar 21, 2018; GET LOSE❌🗺️, YOUS CAN'T COMPARE😤 WITH ME 💪POWERS🇦🇺

Something to do with ABC employees liking tweets that are critical of government employees iirc

# ? Jun 7, 2021 07:02

Ol Sweepy: Nov 28, 2005; Safety First

The Peccadillo posted:

https://twitter.com/tfswebb/status/1401711692501852163

I'm sure I heard someone whisper towards the end of that 'Where is this going?'.

# ? Jun 7, 2021 07:35

Solemn Sloth: Jul 11, 2015; Baby you can shout at me,
But you can't need my eyes.

Ol Sweepy posted:

I'm sure I heard someone whisper towards the end of that 'Where is this going?'.

Into a pile of manure head first, it�s like you weren�t even listening

# ? Jun 7, 2021 07:37

Eediot Jedi: Dec 25, 2007; This is where I begin to speculate what being a
man of my word costs me

Solemn Sloth posted:

Into a pile of manure head first, it�s like you weren�t even listening

heading towards a :master:

you mean

BTW how long has the website had a filter for smilies? Not having to stroll down epilepsy lane to find whatever dumb idiot smilie for my dumb idiot posts is cool.

# ? Jun 7, 2021 07:40

SMILLENNIALSMILLEN: Jun 26, 2009

Tommunist posted:

Hearing rumours Lindsey fox has killed Dan andrews and the media is too scared to run the story

i just saw this one on twitter its so pathetic lol

# ? Jun 7, 2021 10:10

The Peccadillo: Mar 4, 2013; We Have Important Work To Do

Malcolm Turnbeug posted:

Something to do with ABC employees liking tweets that are critical of government employees iirc

Ben Jenkins was one of the Checkout dudes who I think writes and acts in sketches on the Feed for SBS now? Subversive elements Within the State Media or something

The Peccadillo fucked around with this message at 10:38 on Jun 7, 2021

# ? Jun 7, 2021 10:36

Urcher: Jun 16, 2006

Word cloud for May:

# ? Jun 7, 2021 11:54

Knorth: Aug 19, 2014; Buglord

COVID Mice

Dear god.

# ? Jun 7, 2021 11:58

alf_pogs: Feb 15, 2012

hi im Bill poo poo

# ? Jun 7, 2021 12:04

Ghost Leviathan: Mar 2, 2017; Exploration is ill-advised.

Israel Every Party

# ? Jun 7, 2021 12:09

bell jar: Feb 25, 2009

^{it's jbp}

# ? Jun 7, 2021 12:32

The Lone Badger: Sep 24, 2007

I'm CLASS FIRE.

# ? Jun 7, 2021 12:52

Zetsubou-san: Jan 28, 2015; Cruel Bifaunidas demanded that you [stand]🧍 I require only that you [kneel]🧎

Eediot Jedi posted:

BTW how long has the website had a filter for smilies? Not having to stroll down epilepsy lane to find whatever dumb idiot smilie for my dumb idiot posts is cool.

almost a year now

# ? Jun 7, 2021 13:06