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Congratulations on your bad pizza!
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# ? Jun 5, 2021 21:16 |
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Telluric Whistler posted:#blessed It's pizza, in the sense that it has no dough, no cheese, no tomato sauce and is made mostly of cabbage, egg, and bacon. So yeah, it's pizza in that sense.
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# ? Jun 5, 2021 22:11 |
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Desperado Bones posted:The bonito flakes are so loving, but so loving thin and light that the mere steam of hot food can make them wave. oh that's a lot less grotesque than i thought.
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# ? Jun 6, 2021 12:49 |
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ekuNNN posted:oh that's a lot less grotesque than i thought. Bacon and sprouts? ngl I would eat that pizza.
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# ? Jun 6, 2021 13:29 |
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StarkingBarfish posted:Today I accomplished something in the name of art, in the name of science, and in the name of making the AVPN unhappy. I attempted to answer the question(s) 'what makes a bad pizza bad, and why are the swedes so good at it?' While I applaud your efforts the curry on a Swedish banana pizza refers to supermarket curry powder.
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# ? Jun 6, 2021 14:30 |
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Hedenius posted:While I applaud your efforts the curry on a Swedish banana pizza refers to supermarket curry powder. I had considered this, but there's a coconutty-sweetness to the ones I've had in Skane that was easier to replicate with korma than powder on a tomato base.
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# ? Jun 6, 2021 15:23 |
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that is not anything like a swedish africana, guess thats why it was bad. sorry!
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# ? Jun 6, 2021 22:26 |
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StarkingBarfish posted:Bacon and sprouts? ngl I would eat that pizza. the curse is the way it was sliced
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# ? Jun 6, 2021 22:30 |
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# ? Jun 7, 2021 02:00 |
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that looks incredible
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# ? Jun 7, 2021 02:01 |
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Especially if there's marinara in there
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# ? Jun 7, 2021 02:02 |
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I can’t enjoy hotdog in my pizza but I get that people do.
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# ? Jun 7, 2021 02:02 |
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The Swedes have truly pervertedly and irreversibly ruined Pizza for the rest of the world.
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# ? Jun 7, 2021 02:10 |
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Is there a way to do an EU PDO but backwards so everyone except Swedes can call food pizza?
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# ? Jun 7, 2021 02:45 |
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# ? Jun 7, 2021 02:49 |
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Would. Without hesitation.
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# ? Jun 7, 2021 05:50 |
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Cartoon Man posted:I can’t enjoy hotdog in my pizza but I get that people do. Pepperoni is basically just thin sliced hot dog really
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# ? Jun 7, 2021 06:31 |
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The pepperoni needs a few more minutes but hell yes.
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# ? Jun 7, 2021 08:20 |
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# ? Jun 7, 2021 09:05 |
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Replace the hot dog with Italian sausage and shove that in my mouth please.
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# ? Jun 7, 2021 12:46 |
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Lol I loving love that game. And ya, pizza-dog is in the wrong thread.
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# ? Jun 7, 2021 14:14 |
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i'm slowly making my way through this thread, on page 50 currently, but i just realized i had to share my college town's awful pizza place, Alfano's Pizzeria. only good when you're drunk, and even then, it's questionable. only pizza photo i could find is this, which i think is supposed to be deep dish? complete with a ghoulish clawhand gripping a sad piece: but the pizza wasn't the worst offender. they sold calzones that were so sloppily made that everyone on campus, literally everyone, knew them by the nickname of a Pizza Vagina. they were never closed, always with a slimy gaping maw down the middle that would make even an anatomy teacher blush. if you called them and said "i would like to order a pizza vagina" they would usually yell at you with a few expletives thrown in before hanging up on you. but if you called back, even instantly, and just ordered a calzone, they'd be completely happy. orders were typically completed by an elderly man in a cowboy hat who was almost always grumpy. once, after a drunken night, i stumbled back to my dorm room. cowboy hat man was waiting down in the lobby, and angrily yelled at me "HEY WHOSE PIZZA IS THIS, I'VE BEEN WAITING HERE FOR TEN MINUTES." when i responded idfk know dude he yelled "WELL GO FIND THEM SO I CAN DELIVER IT" i told him to piss up a rope and stumbled upstairs. luckily i imagine he was as drunk as me, since he was never rude to my face after that, and i ordered Alfano's too many times that i'd care to admit after that incident. also, how do i get the Mestres da Pizza gang tag!? i would gladly sacrifice my be gay do crimes tag for it if necessary, or even just purchase it if the window for having it slapped onto my greasy posts has passed.
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# ? Jun 7, 2021 23:41 |
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I don't understand how a company can sell that and still be in business. Even to drunk college students. That looks worse than school pizza.
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# ? Jun 8, 2021 00:46 |
Pennywise the Frown posted:I don't understand how a company can sell that and still be in business. like, there's about 6 individual moz shreds on that one slice. and let's not talk about structural integrity. that is well south of half assed, you can really sense the total lack of giving a poo poo. very good candidate for this thread.
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# ? Jun 8, 2021 01:04 |
here's one from my hometown
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# ? Jun 8, 2021 01:23 |
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Offered without comment.
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# ? Jun 8, 2021 01:38 |
Johnny Truant posted:
i don't know if this is still an ongoing thing but Aardvark! posted:to get the new mestre de pizza tag you must quote this with a bad pizza that hasnt been posted here before yet. lets see some content goons which you just did so...! uber_stoat fucked around with this message at 01:45 on Jun 8, 2021 |
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# ? Jun 8, 2021 01:42 |
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Aardvark! posted:to get the new mestre de pizza tag you must quote this with a bad pizza that hasnt been posted here before yet. lets see some content goons Carnk up the bass, dudes!
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# ? Jun 8, 2021 02:19 |
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SkyeAuroline posted:Offered without comment. They somehow found something more pointless than doughnuts to put cereal on. Like, poo poo, a breakfast pizza is totally a doable thing. Use sausage gravy and throw some bacon, eggs, and cheese on there. Maybe some green onion. Green/red peppers & red onions, too, if you want more veggies.
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# ? Jun 8, 2021 02:25 |
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I haven't posted "pizzas" in a while. This is a pizza slice, allegedly.
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# ? Jun 8, 2021 02:40 |
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uber_stoat posted:like, there's about 6 individual moz shreds on that one slice. and let's not talk about structural integrity. that is well south of half assed, you can really sense the total lack of giving a poo poo. very good candidate for this thread. It looks worse than them not giving a poo poo. Like they have contempt for their customers and actually put effort into making it bad.
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# ? Jun 8, 2021 02:47 |
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It’s a mob front that accidentally became successful that is trying to shed its customer base so it can go back to the simple days of pure laundering but declining living standards and the collapse of dignity just sees them becoming more and more popular.
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# ? Jun 8, 2021 02:56 |
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Desperado Bones posted:This is a pizza slice, allegedly. Pizza slice or war crime?
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# ? Jun 8, 2021 02:58 |
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I'm trying to decipher what's in it. So far: bell pepper seeds, a single burnt black olive and a slice of zucchini.
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# ? Jun 8, 2021 03:09 |
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Desperado Bones posted:I'm trying to decipher what's in it. I think I see oats?
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# ? Jun 8, 2021 03:26 |
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Johnny Truant posted:i'm slowly making my way through this thread, on page 50 currently, but i just realized i had to share my college town's awful pizza place, Alfano's Pizzeria. only good when you're drunk, and even then, it's questionable. only pizza photo i could find is this, which i think is supposed to be deep dish? complete with a ghoulish clawhand gripping a sad piece: Looks awful but if I was drunk I would massacre that thing and ask for another.
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# ? Jun 8, 2021 03:34 |
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you could ask for some cheese with the next one as well
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# ? Jun 8, 2021 09:19 |
Desperado Bones posted:I'm trying to decipher what's in it. onion? maybe green onion
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# ? Jun 8, 2021 09:48 |
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Aardvark! posted:to get the new mestre de pizza tag you must quote this with a bad pizza that hasnt been posted here before yet. lets see some content goons my bad pizza is above but i will happily find numerous more for the illustrious tag uber_stoat posted:i don't know if this is still an ongoing thing but thank youuuuuuuu Super Nintendo 64 posted:Looks awful but if I was drunk I would massacre that thing and ask for another. that was the motto that Alfano's was built upon
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# ? Jun 8, 2021 14:31 |
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# ? May 28, 2024 12:24 |
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Buy an oyster pizza, and get a free jar or flavored peanut butter. Can't lose. LOLbertsons fucked around with this message at 16:18 on Jun 8, 2021 |
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