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Accretionist
Nov 7, 2012
I BELIEVE IN STUPID CONSPIRACY THEORIES

Biplane posted:

:lol: thats pretty blatant. I guess its all about quickly funnelling as much money as possible to their friends before the world burns down.

Yeup. 2030s. +2C. That's when it starts at-scale. We're at +1.2C and regions are already starting to pop.

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Weembles
Apr 19, 2004

Communism is when you have a red flag and enjoy military parades.

So China is clearly communist. And so is the United States Marine Corps.

The Nastier Nate
May 22, 2005

All aboard the corona bus!

HONK! HONK!


Yams Fan

Weembles posted:

Communism is when you have a red flag and enjoy military parades.

So China is clearly communist. And so is the United States Marine Corps.

Yea but does their Air Force have giant anime swords?

Professor Shark
May 22, 2012

spacetoaster posted:

What are the liberal arts?

Pretending not to be racist while being extremely racist?

Shut up, dummy

UnfortunateSexFart
May 18, 2008

𒃻 𒌓𒁉𒋫 𒆷𒁀𒅅𒆷
𒆠𒂖 𒌉 𒌫 𒁮𒈠𒈾𒅗 𒂉 𒉡𒌒𒂉𒊑


The Nastier Nate posted:

to be fair, that's not real money, its canada money

so its more like a 5 and a half million dollar house

Do you think Canadians are paid in US dollars?

The average skilled wage in Vancouver is generally way less.

Also it would be $6.5 million USD, but that fluctuates constantly and is completely irrelevant.

ArmedZombie
Jun 6, 2004

Doggles posted:

Yep, just a scrappy little company owned by the richest man in the world that needs a $10 billion bailout.

https://twitter.com/RBReich/status/1399450019686723592

capitalism: privatize the profits, socialize the losses

skooma512
Feb 8, 2012

You couldn't grok my race car, but you dug the roadside blur.
Idk, if Blue Origin kills Bezos then that's socializing the gains.

majour333
Mar 2, 2005

Mouthfart.
Fun Shoe

Professor Shark posted:

Shut up, dummy

Ah so this is what liberals believe in

tokin opposition
Apr 8, 2021

I don't jailbreak the androids, I set them free.

WATCH MARS EXPRESS (2023)

Oneiros posted:

i love (hate) that half of youtube's ads are for google poo poo, and the other half are in a language i don't speak and the other half are for birth control i cant use 'cause i don't have a uterus

Ditto on the birth control. Facebook seems to be convinced I have a need for many, many menstruation products and fertility aids.

I'm not sure what trans aware ads would be like. Some way to not get long hairs wrapped around your dick? Binder cream?

tokin opposition
Apr 8, 2021

I don't jailbreak the androids, I set them free.

WATCH MARS EXPRESS (2023)
Liberalism is when you're the antagonists in get out but think you're actually the hairy potter resistance

Shwqa
Feb 13, 2012

tokin opposition posted:

Liberalism is when you're the antagonists in get out but think you're actually the hairy potter resistance

Did we already go over who was in each house? I'm hufflepuff.

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!
I'm in your mum's house.

Len
Jan 21, 2008

Pouches, bandages, shoulderpad, cyber-eye...

Bitchin'!


tokin opposition posted:

I'm not sure what trans aware ads would be like. Some way to not get long hairs wrapped around your dick? Binder cream?

If you figure this out you could probably kickstart it for millions

The Nastier Nate
May 22, 2005

All aboard the corona bus!

HONK! HONK!


Yams Fan

Shwqa posted:

Did we already go over who was in each house? I'm hufflepuff.

i tell myself I'm a Ravenclaw but I'd probably be a Hufflepuff

spacetoaster
Feb 10, 2014

Professor Shark posted:

Shut up, dummy

It stings, doesn't it?

:smugdon:

BonHair
Apr 28, 2007

Fame Douglas posted:

Russia isn't communist, that's not in dispute.

Depends heavily on how much boomerbrain you got.

Also lol at calling Vietnam communist, they're trying their best to copy China. And lol in general of the concept of communist nation states I guess.

Alobar
Jun 21, 2011

Are you proud of me?

Are you proud of what I do?

I'll try to be a better man than the one that you knew.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CjWrjc5d4C4

listening to this with ads is just...weird


e: this too https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FsIFxares8M

e2: jfc stacey abrams youtube ads plz no why

Alobar has issued a correction as of 09:24 on Jun 8, 2021

Professor Shark
May 22, 2012

majour333 posted:

Ah so this is what liberals believe in

gently caress off, moron

Facebook Aunt
Oct 4, 2008

wiggle wiggle




Plank Walker posted:

maybe i'm a beta cucked low t male but i'd probably buy deodorant and soap that advertised just a normal looking woman being like "this smells pretty nice :shobon:" instead of whatever the gently caress is going on in mens grooming marketing these days

Missing the good old days when all guys had to do was shave and get drunk because you're already brilliant?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VD6z64aov3o

Alobar
Jun 21, 2011

Are you proud of me?

Are you proud of what I do?

I'll try to be a better man than the one that you knew.
jesus loving shitballs

i just got an ad for a "debit card for kids!" called "green light" and my immediate thought that they should greenlight the motherfucker who came up with that idea

it has a kid dancing and vacuuming before i was able to skip it

when will this end? ;_; this is day 2

Orange Devil
Oct 1, 2010

Wullie's reign cannae smother the flames o' equality!

skooma512 posted:

Idk, if Blue Origin kills Bezos then that's socializing the gains.

I think Blue Origin should get the bailout but only if the rocket kills Bezos. Let's create some incentives.

Orange Devil
Oct 1, 2010

Wullie's reign cannae smother the flames o' equality!

BonHair posted:

Depends heavily on how much boomerbrain you got.

Also lol at calling Vietnam communist, they're trying their best to copy China. And lol in general of the concept of communist nation states I guess.

Counterpoint: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mMubOw5H-yo

PostNouveau
Sep 3, 2011

VY till I die
Grimey Drawer
The government's gonna get loving fleeced buying this worthless drug for Alzheimer's patients. Costs $55,000/year

https://twitter.com/awgaffney/status/1401961503511781379

Jazerus
May 24, 2011


PostNouveau posted:

The government's gonna get loving fleeced buying this worthless drug for Alzheimer's patients. Costs $55,000/year

https://twitter.com/awgaffney/status/1401961503511781379

"the first to attack the disease process"

god the nyt can't help but regurgitate corporate press releases. anyone with more than a vague awareness of alzheimer's research knows that there is not anywhere near a consensus that amyloid plaques are the causative agent for the symptoms...they were hyped for a few years as "the cause of alzheimer's" but further study has raised a lot of doubt that they are anything more than a side-effect of whatever process is making the neurons malfunction en masse

Fried Watermelon
Dec 29, 2008


actionjackson posted:

how can that house possibly be 2100 SF

it must go back pretty far and have a basement of the same size as the main floor

In vancouver they consider a yard a bathroom

Doggles
Apr 22, 2007

PostNouveau posted:

The government's gonna get loving fleeced buying this worthless drug for Alzheimer's patients. Costs $55,000/year

But the company setting the price says that not only is the price fair, it could stand to be so much higher!

https://twitter.com/CNBC/status/1401988788423901188

:allears:

indigi
Jul 20, 2004

how can we not talk about family
when family's all that we got?
post him to the guillotine thread.

Empress Brosephine
Mar 31, 2012

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
There's a guillotine thread?

Doggles
Apr 22, 2007

Empress Brosephine posted:

There's a guillotine thread?

https://twitter.com/grahamorama/status/1401625039431258115

Zamujasa
Oct 27, 2010



Bread Liar
given the usa today's target clientele that seems like an incredibly, incredibly bad idea.

mycomancy
Oct 16, 2016

What in the everliving gently caress?

Jazerus
May 24, 2011



the wilder headline on that paper is that stephen king is actually trying to adapt lisey's story

i can't think of a less adaptable work in his entire output lol. it's like 99% internal and 95% incomprehensible!

indigi
Jul 20, 2004

how can we not talk about family
when family's all that we got?

Jazerus posted:

the wilder headline on that paper is that stephen king is actually trying to adapt lisey's story

i can't think of a less adaptable work in his entire output lol. it's like 99% internal and 95% incomprehensible!

I thought Apple was already in production

majour333
Mar 2, 2005

Mouthfart.
Fun Shoe

Professor Shark posted:

gently caress off, moron

Doktor Avalanche
Dec 30, 2008

indigi posted:

I thought Apple was already in production

it's already out, at least the first 2 episodes

The Skeleton King
Jul 16, 2011

Right now undead are at the top of my shit list. Undead are complete fuckers. Those geists are fuckers. Necromancers are fuckers. Necrosavants are big time fuckers. Skeletons aren't too bad except when they bleed everyone in the company. Zombos are at least not too bad.


God if that stupid rocket kills bezos I will be the happiest person on earth for several days. Of course it will work fine because this simulation is set to maximum misery.

Schmeichy
Apr 22, 2007

2spooky4u


Smellrose

Better than a fake headline about the virus from the series

skooma512
Feb 8, 2012

You couldn't grok my race car, but you dug the roadside blur.

The Skeleton King posted:

God if that stupid rocket kills bezos I will be the happiest person on earth for several days. Of course it will work fine because this simulation is set to maximum misery.

Trump almost died last October, that was the best weekend ever.

Ham Equity
Apr 16, 2013

The first thing we do, let's kill all the cars.
Grimey Drawer

Zamujasa posted:

given the usa today's target clientele that seems like an incredibly, incredibly bad idea.

People in hotels who don't have phone chargers?

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i am harry
Oct 14, 2003

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