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Good Soldier Svejk
Jul 5, 2010

Where you finding this stuff Pooky

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I Miss Snausages
Mar 8, 2005
Volvorific!

skewetoo posted:

Disclosure began when Arthur c Clarke published childhood's end

Is this describing how he ended many childhoods by raping children in Sri Lanka? Which is a real thing that happened and is still ignored? Back to the Epstein thread I guess..

The Saucer Hovers
May 16, 2005

Toupee Groupie posted:

Is this describing how he ended many childhoods by raping children in Sri Lanka? Which is a real thing that happened and is still ignored? Back to the Epstein thread I guess..

read the thread slim you got beat

Good Soldier Svejk
Jul 5, 2010

The Saucer Hovers posted:

this one looking real as poo poo

Keeping those lights in line with the way the camera is jerking around would not necessarily be a hard special effect but it sure as poo poo would be tedious

So curious

Delta-Wye
Sep 29, 2005

Rah! posted:

whats he gonna run on? UFOs? What party?

lmao

*inserts UFO disclosure stuff into bill that makes child torture mandatory and transfers all flesh, living and dead, to mark zuckerberg*

I don't know how he plans to win, but I think he's threatening to do like gravel did with the Pentagon papers. I think it's a splendid idea, personally.

skewetoo
Mar 30, 2003

Toupee Groupie posted:

Is this describing how he ended many childhoods by raping children in Sri Lanka? Which is a real thing that happened and is still ignored? Back to the Epstein thread I guess..

Which lends it even more credibility lol

Pooky
Aug 29, 2004

I post fox news so u don't have to 💋

Good Soldier Svejk posted:

Where you finding this stuff Pooky

https://uap.news/videos1/
...
https://uap.news/videos62/

this website is full of complete garbage, but the video archive is interesting to look through. 62 goddamn pages of videos.

Coldrice
Jan 20, 2006


Can someone just tell me this is aliens so I can be happy

skewetoo
Mar 30, 2003

That's a lot of neat looking weapons tests pooky :cheeky:

Bullfrog
Nov 5, 2012

skewetoo posted:

That's a lot of neat looking weapons tests pooky :cheeky:

china is surveilling are country's fantastic recreation areas and lakes

AppleNippleBOB
May 13, 2007



Crow Zone posted:

Can someone just tell me this is aliens so I can be happy

its aliens, op

I Miss Snausages
Mar 8, 2005
Volvorific!

The Saucer Hovers posted:

read the thread slim you got beat

Just like the aged cock of Arthur C got beat upon by 10-14 year old boys on the only ex-British colony that had extremely lax laws dealing with paedophilia? I don't know who is worse for being such an influence on the USA's space policy, Author the nonce, or Von Brown the Nazi.. Jack Parson's sex life and political beliefs are better than either of these guys.

I Miss Snausages has issued a correction as of 23:43 on Jun 8, 2021

Good Soldier Svejk
Jul 5, 2010

That... is a bit more graphic than it needs to be

Pooky
Aug 29, 2004

I post fox news so u don't have to 💋
https://filedn.com/lA1dAM6GJzOy8eCDm2eVX88/uap/Silver-Cylinder1_trim.mp4
if anything this is a pretty good example of what a giant floating cylinder would look like

Tekne posted:

If I had to approximate a size, I'd say it was way over a thousand feet long, definitely bigger than a large zeppelin or tanker ship but with a very uniform symmetrical surface only broken up by pulsing lights. My perspective was almost underneath angled up but I could see one end, which was a flat circular surface, and the rest extended past my perspective over the refinery.
How close is this video to the object you saw?

Pooky has issued a correction as of 23:18 on Jun 8, 2021

Bullfrog
Nov 5, 2012


:nms:

Fried Watermelon
Dec 29, 2008


Justin Tyme
Feb 22, 2011



these look like parachute flares and someone hootin and hollarin with a flaregun

Crusader
Apr 11, 2002


Tekne
Feb 15, 2012

It's-a me, motherfucker

Pooky posted:

https://filedn.com/lA1dAM6GJzOy8eCDm2eVX88/uap/Silver-Cylinder1_trim.mp4
if anything this is a pretty good example of what a giant floating cylinder would look like

How close is this video to the object you saw?
The surface color and sheen is very similar. I can't speak to the proportions as what I saw was much closer and partially obstructed by the clouds it was nestled in. Asides from the lack of lights, it seems like it is in the same category of objects/craft I witnessed.

The Saucer Hovers
May 16, 2005


this being supposedly came to crowley while meditating in the great pyramid

Butternubs
Feb 15, 2012

Riot Bimbo posted:

I feel as insane as I probably look reading this, but I can't lie and say I don't believe it anymore. I feel like taking the shot and doing something good is worth some personal humiliation and the incredulous mockery of others, so ~~

Without diminishing your experience, I would say some of this sounds like the kind of thing you should talk to a professional about.

I'm not saying you didn't experience it but it's always best to rule things out when it comes to spontaneous hallucinations/visions/OOBE/whatever .

Maybe buy a CO detector, get an MRI, stay safe.

Pooky
Aug 29, 2004

I post fox news so u don't have to 💋
https://filedn.com/lA1dAM6GJzOy8eCDm2eVX88/uap/Watch-them-vanish.mp4
If you're talking in a UAP video and your reaction isn't like this I won't believe you.

Delta-Wye
Sep 29, 2005

Pooky posted:

https://filedn.com/lA1dAM6GJzOy8eCDm2eVX88/uap/Watch-them-vanish.mp4
If you're talking in a UAP video and your reaction isn't like this I won't believe you.

ngl look like flares burning out :shrug:

Koirhor
Jan 14, 2008

by Fluffdaddy
so I kind had a mild crisis wondering the aliens are actually here to harm us etc, the cure for that was catching up on the posts in the trump thread that catalogue the mistake known as humanity and I feel alot better about it now

Delta-Wye
Sep 29, 2005

Koirhor posted:

so I kind had a mild crisis wondering the aliens are actually here to harm us etc, the cure for that was catching up on the posts in the trump thread that catalogue the mistake known as humanity and I feel alot better about it now

once you've hit the bottom of the escalator, its all up from there

Pooky
Aug 29, 2004

I post fox news so u don't have to 💋
https://i.imgur.com/u35vd34.mp4

Good Soldier Svejk
Jul 5, 2010


Okay so... that is impressive if faked.

Delta-Wye
Sep 29, 2005

/mickwest-ishly

thats a boeing 737 op

Justin Tyme
Feb 22, 2011



lmao thats a bug, some of these are extremely unconvincing

Pooky
Aug 29, 2004

I post fox news so u don't have to 💋
https://i.imgur.com/bmYiDiQ.mp4

How does someone take the time to make a fake this well but then not fix the 3 frame misalignment? It was so close to being passable.

https://i.imgur.com/o15xch5.mp4

Tekne
Feb 15, 2012

It's-a me, motherfucker

Justin Tyme posted:

lmao thats a bug, some of these are extremely unconvincing
not saying the video is real, but i don't think a bug is going to a disrupt a cloud it's flying through

WEH
Feb 22, 2009

Good Soldier Svejk posted:

Okay so... that is impressive if faked.

The scale and perspective don't really make sense to me

e: also I'm pretty sure it would've disrupted the entire cloud if it was that large and moving that fast

The Protagonist
Jun 29, 2009

The average is 5.5? I thought it was 4. This is very unsettling.
real uaps only plz no trol

The Saucer Hovers
May 16, 2005

i was always surprised the elsa spiderman poopoo spanking and heres how to turn an egg and nail into a spring salad video farms never set their sights on ufo vids. i guess youre never gonna compete with kids-given-ipad numbers though.

WHAT?! WOW!! SAUCER MEN IN MY KINDER EGG?????

Justin Tyme
Feb 22, 2011


Tekne posted:

not saying the video is real, but i don't think a bug is going to a disrupt a cloud it's flying through

oh, didnt notice that

seems faf still, if it could disturb a cloud it could also create a sonic boom that broke everyone's windows

Butternubs
Feb 15, 2012
Sick blender smoke effect

Tekne
Feb 15, 2012

It's-a me, motherfucker

Speaking of 100% organic usda certified UAPs, I was surprised to learn that people have been seeing flying cylinders for at least 460 years now.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/1561_celestial_phenomenon_over_Nuremberg

skewetoo
Mar 30, 2003

Tekne posted:

Speaking of 100% organic usda certified UAPs, I was surprised to learn that people have been seeing flying cylinders for at least 460 years now.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/1561_celestial_phenomenon_over_Nuremberg

I see this sometimes too some days

Dr. Jerrold Coe
Feb 6, 2021

Is it me?

The Saucer Hovers posted:

i was always surprised the elsa spiderman poopoo spanking and heres how to turn an egg and nail into a spring salad video farms never set their sights on ufo vids. i guess youre never gonna compete with kids-given-ipad numbers though.

WHAT?! WOW!! SAUCER MEN IN MY KINDER EGG?????

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Butternubs
Feb 15, 2012

Tekne posted:

Speaking of 100% organic usda certified UAPs, I was surprised to learn that people have been seeing flying cylinders for at least 460 years now.

The Nuremburg event was just a communication satellite burning up in the atmosphere. They were pretty uncommon then so it confused a lot of people.

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