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Jun 9, 2021 03:14
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bobmarleysghost posted:what if the US is using "aliens disabling our nukes" as a cover for their crumbling infrastructure at nuclear silos why say anything at all in public, if critical stuff was having problems. Also, a lot of these reports were from the cold war days when those silos were pretty new and if you do have a cover story, why is it one with ufos, that makes u look crazy or like you cant protect your own airspace from chinese hyper drones
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Jun 9, 2021 03:18
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WEH posted:Re: them doing the same to submarines, well, a couple ballistic subs were lost in the 60s for reasons unresolved... Early submarines were lovely, and some modern submarines continue to be lovely. Yeah, it’s possible, but it’s a lot easier to explain lost submarines than decades of people seeing the same 2-3 types of weird aerial stuff.
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Jun 9, 2021 03:20
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Rah! posted:why say anything at all in public, if critical stuff was having problems. Also, a lot of these reports were from the cold war days when those silos were pretty new yea anything short of aliens would be very embarrassing for the usa
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Jun 9, 2021 03:22
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China's progressed enough that they've got good data on ufos and was gonna spill the beans so the US needed to start covering their rear end about their lying for the last 80 years is making a lot of sense to me.
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Jun 9, 2021 03:23
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Bob Socko posted:Early submarines were lovely, and some modern submarines continue to be lovely. Yeah, it’s possible, but it’s a lot easier to explain lost submarines than decades of people seeing the same 2-3 types of weird aerial stuff. I will never loving set foot in a submarine man is not meant to live in underwater steel coffins no thanks
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Jun 9, 2021 03:23
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yea, i was just joshing around
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Jun 9, 2021 03:24
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it's in the usas best interest for it to be aliens rather than risk people thinking a fellow earth colony has been owning us for decades in secret
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Jun 9, 2021 03:24
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Bob Socko posted:Early submarines were lovely, and some modern submarines continue to be lovely. Yeah, it’s possible, but it’s a lot easier to explain lost submarines than decades of people seeing the same 2-3 types of weird aerial stuff. They didn't even have ballistic nukes on em, I got my sub disasters mixed up nvm one did, gently caress!! WEH has issued a correction as of 03:47 on Jun 9, 2021 |
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Jun 9, 2021 03:26
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also yes gently caress being on a submarine not even once
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Jun 9, 2021 03:30
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After 3 mahattans I've come around to thinking Delonge is just a convenient figure that was used by military officials to help further there agenda of disclosure, which I further validate by the fact that Elizondo has disowned him
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Jun 9, 2021 03:31
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Bob Socko posted:Early submarines were lovely, some europeans built them with screen doors,
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Jun 9, 2021 03:34
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Wheeee posted:https://www.scmp.com/news/china/science/article/3136078/china-military-uses-ai-track-rapidly-increasing-ufos or a sign they're seeing our counterintel & disnfo and buy that they are ufos  edit: also this Ratios and Tendency posted:China's progressed enough that they've got good data on ufos and was gonna spill the beans so the US needed to start covering their rear end about their lying for the last 80 years is making a lot of sense to me.
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Jun 9, 2021 03:37
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Judge Dredd Scott posted:some europeans built them with screen doors, The English removed the rest of the sheep
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Jun 9, 2021 03:38
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it is my firm belief that aliens would be friendly or at least passive. but try not to think about what hostile aliens would mean after smoking a lot of weed
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Jun 9, 2021 03:40
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WEH posted:Whatever they are were weird enough back then that no one seriously thought they were soviet; honestly if they did our response would have been far more aggressive, right? The UFOs are Soviet tech, which Howard Hughes recovered with the Glomar Explorer when it successfully lifted K-129, contrary to public reports that it malfunctioned and lost most of the sub. The US was shocked to find that the tubes were not filled with nuclear missiles but several examples of this unknown tech. However, they now just have the tech, and maybe some operating manuals, but none of them have even the barest hint at how they function.
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Jun 9, 2021 03:40
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Elizondo has also been disowned by portions of the community and apparently has threatened legal action on some of them. My read is that people have been fed different info assuming differing outcomes for years and now that the writing appears to be on the wall everyone is scrambling for the scoop without having a clear idea of what exactly is coming.
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Jun 9, 2021 03:42
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WEH posted:Elizondo has also been disowned by portions of the community and apparently has threatened legal action on some of them. My read is that people have been fed different info assuming differing outcomes for years and now that the writing appears to be on the wall everyone is scrambling for the scoop without having a clear idea of what exactly is coming. Well whatever happens I feel pretty confident I will read it here first and then post about it for several pages as the ships descend into my skyline outside my window before joining the shitposting nexus of the futureworld
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Jun 9, 2021 03:44
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ufo influencers (alienfluencers?) are definitely going through a social shakeup with lots of backbiting and drama. I mean, imagine if the US gov and scientists started suddenly doing an about face on bigfoot. There'd be shootouts in the PNW between cryptid authors
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Jun 9, 2021 03:46
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Log082 posted:they probably don't honestly, i just thought the idea of poor aliens having to repeatedly save the dumb apes from themselves with ever increasing amounts of exasperation was funny https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oH4uunFgO1k
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Jun 9, 2021 03:48
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Oh my god my childhood
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Jun 9, 2021 03:49
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Bullfrog posted:ufo influencers (alienfluencers?) are definitely going through a social shakeup with lots of backbiting and drama. I mean, imagine if the US gov and scientists started suddenly doing an about face on bigfoot. There'd be shootouts in the PNW between cryptid authors that basically describes the state of ufology since...well as long as they're have been ufologists there's been lots of backbiting and drama
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Jun 9, 2021 03:50
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ufology is equal parts hustle and op
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Jun 9, 2021 03:56
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Bullfrog posted:ufo influencers (alienfluencers?) are definitely going through a social shakeup with lots of backbiting and drama. I mean, imagine if the US gov and scientists started suddenly doing an about face on bigfoot. There'd be shootouts in the PNW between cryptid authors  I WANT TO BELIEVE
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Jun 9, 2021 03:58
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Back to submarines, I've been in a small WW2-era sub that's maintained at a maritime museum, and I couldn't imagine spending a few days in it let alone weeks or months at sea with other people.
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Jun 9, 2021 04:16
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imagine if suddenly, the Scottish government was like "yeah, we have no evidence that it's nessie but there is something in the Loch Ness that can't be explained
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Jun 9, 2021 04:16
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Tekne posted:This is the first place I've talked about my silver cigar over the refinery siting. My friend who was driving lives in that town, and none of her family or friends saw anything that night. None of my folks witnessed it either. From that point you just don't talk about it unless you took pictures or made a video. It's a cool story, thanks for telling it
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Jun 9, 2021 04:24
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here's a fun theory - jeff bezos somehow made contact with whatever is out there and managed to set up some sort of very public rendezvous in space, with himself as humanity's self-appointed ambassador!
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Jun 9, 2021 04:32
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Hirsute posted:here's a fun theory - jeff bezos somehow made contact with whatever is out there and managed to set up some sort of very public rendezvous in space, with himself as humanity's self-appointed ambassador! i hope they blast him out an airlock
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Jun 9, 2021 04:34
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Hirsute posted:here's a fun theory - jeff bezos somehow made contact with whatever is out there and managed to set up some sort of very public rendezvous in space, with himself as humanity's self-appointed ambassador! instead of making contact, he probably would have won it in some top secret government auction where certain individuals could pay for the privilege of being the public contactee. he would have won it by attrition
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Jun 9, 2021 04:36
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Oh my loving god jeff bezos is bob dobbs and the xists are coming. Get ready to set your calenders to 7-5-98
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Jun 9, 2021 04:37
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Hirsute posted:here's a fun theory - jeff bezos somehow made contact with whatever is out there and managed to set up some sort of very public rendezvous in space, with himself as humanity's self-appointed ambassador! pancake rabbit posted:jeff bezos, ambassador of humanity, initiator of first contact
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Jun 9, 2021 04:42
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Bullfrog posted:imagine if suddenly, the Scottish government was like "yeah, we have no evidence that it's nessie but there is something in the Loch Ness that can't be explained honestly this would be way more believable than aliens
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Jun 9, 2021 04:43
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pancake rabbit posted:honestly this would be way more believable than aliens i want a loving living plesiosaur just as much as I want aliens but, in this current day and age, I am forced to admit that the latter is somehow more likely.
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Jun 9, 2021 04:45
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I want to see borg queen bezos with the tits and all that
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Jun 9, 2021 04:46
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a few DRUNK BONERS posted:I want to see borg queen bezos with the tits and all that i think you want the deviantart thread in gbs, not the ufo thread here
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Jun 9, 2021 04:48
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Bill Clinton now saying ufos are real. https://twitter.com/Deepneuron/status/1402288478616842246
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Jun 9, 2021 04:50
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what does disabled mean? they somehow neutered the required atomic process for explosion? mechanically hosed with the bomb? beamed it up and subbed in some bananas?
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Jun 9, 2021 04:53
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munce posted:Bill Clinton now saying ufos are real. eh his statement and obama's statement are both super vague. it just seems like they're hedging because they don't want to look like rubes if it turns out their own government was keeping information from them while they were in office.
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Jun 9, 2021 04:57
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Bullfrog posted:imagine if suddenly, the Scottish government was like "yeah, we have no evidence that it's nessie but there is something in the Loch Ness that can't be explained irn bru?
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