Toph Bei Fong posted:

Toilet sinks aren't uncommon in many parts of the world as a space saving measure. They're a regular feature in Japan, for example. They are also good for conserving water: https://www.buildwithrise.com/stories/toilet-tank-sink



I don't know if I'd drink from one, but for washing your hands and such?

evobatman posted:

Michael Avenatti running for president.

Michael Avenatti in general.

paul_soccer12 posted:

stormy kicks rear end

Ichabod Sexbeast posted:

Mueller and Avenatti as superheroes in that one comic

Also that buff shirtless Mueller comic

Bust Rodd posted:

the morning of January 6th like an hour before the insurrection and all the Dems in the Trump thread were so excited that we flipped those blue seats and with Sinema and Mancin’s help we could enact some meaningful change, and I posted like “these people suck and aren’t gonna do anything” and everyone told me to gently caress off, January 6th was a VICTORY and then like an hour later the capital is being destroyed

Bust Rodd posted:

the morning of January 6th like an hour before the insurrection and all the Dems in the Trump thread were so excited that we flipped those blue seats and with Sinema and Mancin’s help we could enact some meaningful change, and I posted like “these people suck and aren’t gonna do anything” and everyone told me to gently caress off, January 6th was a VICTORY and then like an hour later the capital is being destroyed

Dr. Yinz Ljubljana posted:

How the People Plumped Ronald Dump or something like that. By the Krassenstein bros

moist turtleneck posted:

Wasn't the issue with the alien toilet fountain was that the fountain was broken so they were actually telling them to scoop water out of the toilet

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My (22M) girlfriend (23F) is "mortified" and "enraged" because I thawed the frozen chicken up in the toilet. (The top part not the bowl part.)

So we were going to have a chicken for dinner, but the chicken was frozen. I read online that a good way to thaw meat quicker is to submerge it in water, bagged up in ziplock or whatever. Sure, sounds good. Only we didn't have a bowl that could fit the chicken.

Or DID we? I remembered that the water in the top section of the toilet is clean. I am NOT talking about the toilet bowl itself. The top part that stores water. It's clean.

So I removed the lid, and I double bagged the frozen chicken, and I submerged it into the top part of the toilet. Some water overflowed to the ground, but I cleaned it up. I put the lid back on. Boom. Done.

When my girlfriend came home I thought she'd be impressed by my solution. I told her the chicken was thawing, but forgot to tell her where it was thawing.

Suddenly, I heart her shouting in the bathroom. That's when I realized my blunder. She must have flushed the toilet, and when the top refilled, it overflowed a bit again because of the chicken in the toilet. Oh jeez. I opened the door just as she was lifting the lid on the toilet top and seen the chicken.

I began to apologize for not telling her, but suddenly she became irrationally and stunningly livid. I was dismayed and astonished. I tried to explain but I could hardly get a word in. I went to feel the chicken to see how thawed it was and said it needed maybe another hour and she said she would never eat the chicken.

Now, I was more shocked than ever. Why would she not eat the chicken? It was perfectly fine. The water is clean, and besides, it's in two layers of bag. I explained this to her perfectly but she wouldn't listen.

I cooked the chicken up later and she would not have any of it, she ordered take-out to be spiteful.

We are currently not speaking but I would like to work this out with her.

Before you post, also please make sure you are thinking of the toilet chicken with rationality and not pure emotion. If we look at the actual logic, we can see there is nothing wrong with thawing a chicken (or other meats) in the top part of the toilet, it is literally NO different from putting in any other bowl of clean water. Please I am begging you to understand that before you comment. Please

TL;DR - I need advice because my girlfriend is mad at me just because I thawed the chicken in the toilet.

DACK FAYDEN posted:

honestly it's kind of impressive to me how well she grifted off "I have had sex with the president"

like Monica Lewinsky should be rolling in it but instead she's making great tweets

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make sure you are thinking of the toilet chicken with rationality

gradenko_2000 posted:

Toph Bei Fong posted:

https://www.reddit.com/r/relationship_advice/comments/hkdjq1/my_22m_girlfriend_23f_is_mortified_and_enraged/

gradenko_2000 posted:

Ichabod Sexbeast posted:

This is too long for a thread title, isn't it?

ben shapino posted:

she's right... italians definitely understand racism towards people of color

El_Elegante posted:

which ideology is that

gradenko_2000 posted:

Echo Chamber posted:

Obama watched that scene in Fleabag where Fleabag pleasured herself by watching Obama and then Obama told everyone to watch the show. Also, Obama's an incel.

Toph Bei Fong posted:

Toilet sinks aren't uncommon in many parts of the world as a space saving measure. They're a regular feature in Japan, for example. They are also good for conserving water: https://www.buildwithrise.com/stories/toilet-tank-sink



I don't know if I'd drink from one, but for washing your hands and such?

evobatman posted:

Michael Avenatti running for president.

Michael Avenatti in general.

uber_stoat posted:

God Hole posted:

yeah and that bucket next to the toilet is for used toilet paper. what next, you gonna advocate for americans to live in poo poo because they do it abroad??

cop: "we're not actually forcing the aliens live in poo poo *chuckle* that's what the bucket is for. there is nothing wrong with this poo poo bucket. allow me to demonstrate"

Private Cumshoe posted:

Phil Donahue was canceled for being a perceived threat to the Iraq war narrative