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Screaming Idiot
Nov 26, 2007

JUST POSTING WHILE JERKIN' MY GHERKIN SITTIN' IN A PERKINS!

BEATS SELLING MERKINS.

Fashionable Jorts posted:

hey nerds, you do know that porn exists, right? You don't have to buy a mini like this, just go jerk off to videos on the internet.

But then we can't force other people into interacting with it when socializing!

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7c Nickel
Apr 27, 2008

Moola posted:

Fashionable Jorts posted:

Guess whos making terrible minis again?




That looks like a really bad attempt at ripping off a Warjack

And I think Warjacks already look pretty goofy

A little late on this, but it seem like an attempt at a Shirow Masamune style Landmate.

https://www.google.com/search?q=pow...jBc_pzgLNgLqICw

Similar designs also appear in other stuff he did.

Only it's missing the giant slab of armor covering the head/chest rendering it really dumb.

EDIT

Whoops, looks like I missed that someone already pointed this out.

fatherboxx posted:

And Infinity does that because of the old horndog Masamune Shirow thinking that exposed human arms is a sensible solution for a combat suit

7c Nickel fucked around with this message at 04:46 on Jun 7, 2021

Atlas Hugged
Mar 12, 2007


Put your arms around me,
fiddly digits, itchy britches
I love you all
This is definitely "wrong thread" material. I saw it on a local group and I am pretty sure it rules.

Froghammer
Sep 8, 2012

Khajit has wares
if you have coin
Correct, it rules

SERPUS
Mar 20, 2004
Is there a lovingly sculpted dick under the dress?

fatherboxx
Mar 25, 2013

Atlas Hugged posted:

This is definitely "wrong thread" material. I saw it on a local group and I am pretty sure it rules.



Sailor Cutter is glorious

TotalHell
Feb 22, 2005

Roman Reigns fights CM Punk in fantasy warld. Lotsa violins, so littl kids cant red it.


Atlas Hugged posted:

This is definitely "wrong thread" material. I saw it on a local group and I am pretty sure it rules.



Hmmmm

Yep, yep this is loving dope.

Fashionable Jorts
Jan 18, 2010

Maybe if I'm busy it could keep me from you



Atlas Hugged posted:

This is definitely "wrong thread" material. I saw it on a local group and I am pretty sure it rules.



The paint job on the skirt is pretty drat good. 10/10 model

DressCodeBlue
Jun 15, 2006

Professional zombie impersonator.
I pray they're doing the whole set, or at least giving her a butch mech gf.

Moola
Aug 16, 2006

BaronVanAwesome posted:

MKVI Curvus armor

Ugleb
Nov 19, 2014

ASK ME ABOUT HOW SCOTLAND'S PROPOSED TRANS LEGISLATION IS DIVISIVE AS HELL BECAUSE IT IS SO SWEEPING THAT IT COULD BE POTENTIALLY ABUSED AT A TIME WHERE THE LACK OF SAFETY FOR WOMEN HAS BEEN SO GLARING

Atlas Hugged posted:

This is definitely "wrong thread" material. I saw it on a local group and I am pretty sure it rules.



I hope the entire army is like this without a single actual woman in sight. Every human is male and are also wearing mini skirts with skimpy tops.

Well maybe one woman but she is dressed in something masculine and practical.

Silver John
Sep 30, 2014
I’ve found it, the perfect model kit

[Img]https://i.imgur.com/xboCaGp.png[img]

[Img]https://i.imgur.com/uVRWsYV.jpg[img]

Blue Footed Booby
Oct 4, 2006

got those happy feet

Silver John posted:

I’ve found it, the perfect model kit

[Img]https://i.imgur.com/xboCaGp.png[img]

[Img]https://i.imgur.com/uVRWsYV.jpg[img]

Quoting this bbcode fuckup for posterity :v:

TotalHell
Feb 22, 2005

Roman Reigns fights CM Punk in fantasy warld. Lotsa violins, so littl kids cant red it.


Blue Footed Booby posted:

Quoting this bbcode fuckup for posterity :v:

Wow, the Gaul of you.

moths
Aug 25, 2004

I would also still appreciate some danger.



Hard plastic.

:ohdear:

Silver John
Sep 30, 2014

Blue Footed Booby posted:

Quoting this bbcode fuckup for posterity :v:

:saddowns:

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
Look like they're wearing a scalp merkin.

Nebalebadingdong
Jun 30, 2005

i made a video game.
why not give it a try!?


(this might have been posted here before because it feels vaguely familiar)

Bucnasti
Aug 14, 2012

I'll Fetch My Sarcasm Robes

Nebalebadingdong posted:



(this might have been posted here before because it feels vaguely familiar)

I have never seen it before, and it is glorious.

Fashionable Jorts
Jan 18, 2010

Maybe if I'm busy it could keep me from you



It gives me vibes of if the Kerbals from Kerbal Space Program decided to build mechs.

grassy gnoll
Aug 27, 2006

The pawsting business is tough work.

Nebalebadingdong posted:



(this might have been posted here before because it feels vaguely familiar)

Condiment King Crab.

SiKboy
Oct 28, 2007

Oh no!😱

Nebalebadingdong posted:



(this might have been posted here before because it feels vaguely familiar)

WienerMobile suit gundam?

Two Beans
Nov 27, 2003

dabbin' on em
Pillbug
My Battlemech has a first name,
It's O S C A R...

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
Definitely makes me think battletech more than gundam. An urbie doublestack with a big gun in both arms.

Bucnasti
Aug 14, 2012

I'll Fetch My Sarcasm Robes
Makes me think of this guy

Nunes
Apr 24, 2016

Nebalebadingdong posted:



(this might have been posted here before because it feels vaguely familiar)

I picture this one coming out in a football stadium or something of the sort launching hotdogs to the people in the upper decks with a velocity to match a firearm.

Eediot Jedi
Dec 25, 2007

This is where I begin to speculate what being a
man of my word costs me

Nebalebadingdong posted:



(this might have been posted here before because it feels vaguely familiar)

Screaming Idiot
Nov 26, 2007

JUST POSTING WHILE JERKIN' MY GHERKIN SITTIN' IN A PERKINS!

BEATS SELLING MERKINS.

Armoured Core brand hotdogs

PoptartsNinja
May 9, 2008

He is still almost definitely not a spy


Soiled Meat

Nebalebadingdong posted:



(this might have been posted here before because it feels vaguely familiar)

"Careful people, who knows what the Free Worlders dropped on us."

Lt. Ansom Chicago brought his recon 'Mech up to an easy jog as he wound his lance through the maze-like streets of the planetary capitol. They'd seen the enemy DropShips days ago, but no one had expected they'd perform a daring combat drop directly into the CritterTek ball diamond downtown. The billion c-bill stadium was barely two kilometers from the senate forum, where the local planetary government's elected officials gathered to laugh at the poor and downtrodden and convince the wealthy to compete to see who would pay them the most to do nothing at all.

A red streak flashed past Ansom's cockpit, a mere after-image burned temporarily into his retinas. Behind him, Foodwarrior Chrisholm's Foie Gras slipped and fell, its birdlike nose tearing a furrow in the concrete. It lay still for just long enough for Ansom to begin to ask if Chrisholm was alright, then exploded spectacularly, its goose well and truly cooked.

"It's a BeefMaster!" Gruenfeldt shouted.

Ansom felt a cold void of fear where his stomach had been as the attacker emerged from its hiding place near the stadium. The BeefMaster was a Condiment King-class, one of the biggest war machines still in common use. Gruenfeldt turned and ran, leaving the stunned Ansom facing down the BeefMaster alone. Ansom grimaced and charged, trying to buy Gruenfeldt a chance to radio for help. The BeefMaster brought its arms up, the barrels of its weapons oozing red. It was loaded with ketchup.

What sort of monster loaded up a hot dog with ketchup?!

working mom
Jul 8, 2015

PoptartsNinja posted:

"Careful people, who knows what the Free Worlders dropped on us."

Lt. Ansom Chicago brought his recon 'Mech up to an easy jog as he wound his lance through the maze-like streets of the planetary capitol. They'd seen the enemy DropShips days ago, but no one had expected they'd perform a daring combat drop directly into the CritterTek ball diamond downtown. The billion c-bill stadium was barely two kilometers from the senate forum, where the local planetary government's elected officials gathered to laugh at the poor and downtrodden and convince the wealthy to compete to see who would pay them the most to do nothing at all.

A red streak flashed past Ansom's cockpit, a mere after-image burned temporarily into his retinas. Behind him, Foodwarrior Chrisholm's Foie Gras slipped and fell, its birdlike nose tearing a furrow in the concrete. It lay still for just long enough for Ansom to begin to ask if Chrisholm was alright, then exploded spectacularly, its goose well and truly cooked.

"It's a BeefMaster!" Gruenfeldt shouted.

Ansom felt a cold void of fear where his stomach had been as the attacker emerged from its hiding place near the stadium. The BeefMaster was a Condiment King-class, one of the biggest war machines still in common use. Gruenfeldt turned and ran, leaving the stunned Ansom facing down the BeefMaster alone. Ansom grimaced and charged, trying to buy Gruenfeldt a chance to radio for help. The BeefMaster brought its arms up, the barrels of its weapons oozing red. It was loaded with ketchup.

What sort of monster loaded up a hot dog with ketchup?!

I'd read it

sasha_d3ath
Jun 3, 2016

Ban-thing the man-things.

Nunes posted:

I picture this one coming out in a football stadium or something of the sort launching hotdogs to the people in the upper decks with a velocity to match a firearm.

Strong Invader ZIM energy.

Ugleb
Nov 19, 2014

ASK ME ABOUT HOW SCOTLAND'S PROPOSED TRANS LEGISLATION IS DIVISIVE AS HELL BECAUSE IT IS SO SWEEPING THAT IT COULD BE POTENTIALLY ABUSED AT A TIME WHERE THE LACK OF SAFETY FOR WOMEN HAS BEEN SO GLARING
So Mantic have revealed their Dwarven flyer unit for Armada (the Kings of War naval game) and are actively seeking feedback on the design because they picked up that it is really dividing opinion.

There's something weird about it I kinda like, feels very old school epic, yet I dunno if I'd part with my cash if I were playing the game.

I do really like how they are approaching the issue though.

Mantic Games: posted:

Here at Mantic Games we like to create new and interesting takes on fantasy themes – angry dwarfs riding badgers, eyeless nightmares made manifiest, chimeras with the head a frostfang, etc. – but sometimes we might push it a bit far! Earlier this week, a slightly fuzzy render of the gun worm, one of the two worm-themed fliers for the dwarf fleet in Armada, appeared on social media and the reaction was… ‘mixed’.

The other thing we like to do at Mantic is listen to our community and get their feedback. So, we wanted to get your thoughts on the dwarf gun worm and give you the chance to vote on its future!

First up, here’s some fluff for why the dwarfs have got giant, flying worms. “Captured at a young age and trained to carry both riders and weapons to war, these foul-looking flying mountain worms patrol the seas ahead of the Dwarfen fleet and guard it from enemy attack from the skies.” Secondly, we've got some painted pics and artwork (of the worm and some dwarf artwork from the rulebook) on this post.

Now, take a look at the comments below and let us know your option by replying with the number in the comments:

1. Looks fine to me. Dwarfs riding angry, flying worms is cool! What's all the fuss about? When can I buy it?

2. I’ll probably get it, so I don’t have to wait for a re-sculpt, but would have preferred something else.

3. Ugh! My eyes! No way I’m getting this. It should have been something else. I’m happy to wait for a re-sculpt and understand this will mean a delay in the dwarfs getting their fliers.

Have at it!


Tuxedo Catfish
Mar 17, 2007

You've got guts! Come to my village, I'll buy you lunch.
that owns

TotalHell
Feb 22, 2005

Roman Reigns fights CM Punk in fantasy warld. Lotsa violins, so littl kids cant red it.


Gimme some dworms

Fashionable Jorts
Jan 18, 2010

Maybe if I'm busy it could keep me from you



Yeah that is sick. Really giving me 80s mini vibes, but not messy like older minis tended to be.

Moola
Aug 16, 2006
this is how cool femarines could look if GW were not cowards



yes I know this is not a female space marine do not @ me

Fashionable Jorts
Jan 18, 2010

Maybe if I'm busy it could keep me from you



Moola posted:

this is how cool femarines could look if GW were not cowards



yes I know this is not a female space marine do not @ me

But where are the double-H cups? How will I know shes a FEMALE if she doesnt have hips wider than her shoulders!?!? IM VERY UPSET

i love it, and I had a similar thought when I saw that AoS mini's head; she'd make a great marine

AndyElusive
Jan 7, 2007

Stormcasts are cool and good since they're both male and female. AoS is pretty dope these days.

Tenchrono
Jun 2, 2011


Theres probably nothing stopping people from grabbing the AoS fem heads and plopping them on marines right? Not sure how else you would differentiate people wearing 12ft thick titanium armor.

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Bucnasti
Aug 14, 2012

I'll Fetch My Sarcasm Robes

BIG DRYWALL MAN posted:

Theres probably nothing stopping people from grabbing the AoS fem heads and plopping them on marines right? Not sure how else you would differentiate people wearing 12ft thick titanium armor.

There are many sources for female marine heads.

https://www.statuesqueminiatures.co.uk/heroic-scale

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