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Neddy Seagoon posted:What you're missing is the kind of people who go to Flemington Racecourse toffed to the nines with fancy hats and outfits for Race Day typically have zero frame of reference for any kind of pop culture at all. Not even the mainstream stuff like, say, Game of Thrones or Star Wars. So you get to see groups of all these extremely-rich expensively-dressed typically-older folk trying to mentally parse just what the gently caress is going on around them with cosplayers from random videogames, movies and sci-fi series throughout the train they're sharing. Oh, I figured it was like Randwick. An excuse for young rich fuckstains to go do too much coke and booze. Still all dressed up with the fascinators and all. Just to drunk to manage heels at the end so also barefoot with shoes in hand. It's not really an older crowd at Randwick though.
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Randwick also gets a heap of poor young kids dressed up in I'll fitting suits. Who then do a bunch of coke and get really poo poo faced.
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Inceltown posted:Oh, I figured it was like Randwick. An excuse for young rich fuckstains to go do too much coke and booze. Still all dressed up with the fascinators and all. Just to drunk to manage heels at the end so also barefoot with shoes in hand. It's not really an older crowd at Randwick though. Nah, Flemington events are the kind of thing those sorts of people are putting on aires to pretend they're going to. Flemington is the nice racecourse  .
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Neddy Seagoon posted:Nah, Flemington events are the kind of thing those sorts of people are putting on aires to pretend they're going to. Flemington is the nice racecourse Not during the spring carnival. Then it's 90% bogan trash getting fuckeyed on bubbly and pissing in the rose bushes.      
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Look at that sheep's huge balls.
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Bill Posters posted:Not during the spring carnival. Then it's 90% bogan trash getting fuckeyed on bubbly and pissing in the rose bushes. Ah, gently caress, too right mate  .
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Have you ever rented a video that wasn't quite right?
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https://files.catbox.moe/d0l7il.mp4 e:fb lol
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V8 Supercars post https://i.imgur.com/kjauViK.mp4 https://i.imgur.com/UjxNQsx.mp4 https://i.imgur.com/IVVniSJ.mp4 https://i.imgur.com/g7obSPz.mp4 https://i.imgur.com/2ODbQCW.mp4 https://i.imgur.com/I6vzw0c.mp4 https://i.imgur.com/8PVtXzB.mp4 drunkill fucked around with this message at 08:57 on Jun 8, 2021 |
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Straya is pretty speccy  
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Inceltown posted:Straya is pretty speccy https://i.imgur.com/mE5QwYc.mp4 https://i.imgur.com/EkmYHeX.mp4 
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I live in Flemington and can confirm that it's quite the entertaining sight watching all the pissed fucknuts walking barefoot, heels in hand down the road after the cup. Bonus points if they're too drunk to notice the puddle of piss/vomit they've walked thru as they desperately try to stop their fancy hats slipping in their eyes. There's a couple of pubs within easy walking distance, and I swear all the bouncers have PTSD because of the cup Captain Blueballs fucked around with this message at 20:57 on Jun 8, 2021 |
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Snowglobe of Doom posted:Of course the highlight of the Royal Melbourne Easter Show for every kid was the showbags, which were always stuffed full of lollies and toys. There's several huge pavilions that are dedicated to selling nothing but showbags every year and it's not uncommon to see families walking around at the end of the day loaded down with a dozen or more showbags. Most of them are filled with cheap overprices crap and they usually cost between $5 for the garbage tier showbags up to $15 or $20 for the good ones all the way up to $100 for some of the fancy ones with expensive branded stuff Same for the Adelaide Show (pretty sure it's just 100% the Melbourne show packed up onto trucks and moved across the border) and I'm fairly sure I've still got a whole bunch of showbag toys in a toy chest at my mum's place somewhere. For some reason I was always after the themed ones that had cheap plastic toys rather than candy. The highlight for me was when I was about 8 because I got the Pirate showbag, the Cop showbag and the Army showbag, which contained among other things a plastic telescope, uzi, and M16 respectively, and then gaffer taped them together in some sort of a supergun with a sight on top because my incredibly permissive parents let my tiny rear end watch Aliens on VHS and watching Ripley cobble together the flamethrower and pulse rifle near the end blew my tiny mind.
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That's awesome. You are awesome.
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Inceltown posted:Oh, I figured it was like Randwick. An excuse for young rich fuckstains to go do too much coke and booze. Still all dressed up with the fascinators and all. Just to drunk to manage heels at the end so also barefoot with shoes in hand. It's not really an older crowd at Randwick though.
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Aussie entomology https://youtu.be/y8hF45fiAqQ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qb1bb-hgoxI
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drunkill posted:V8 Supercars post Standard reaction to seeing norton
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Bill Posters posted:Not during the spring carnival. Then it's 90% bogan trash getting fuckeyed on bubbly and pissing in the rose bushes. Don't forget this mad bitch https://www.stuff.co.nz/world/australia/73664273/woman-shoves-policeman-into-bush-as-melbourne-cup-descends-into-drunken-chaos
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You say that like it's not the rich fuckers getting completely fuckeyed in public.
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For years I've wondered what the movie is for MA15+, never sussed it out Pretty sure R18 one is Body of Evidence
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Drint Blasters posted:For years I've wondered what the movie is for MA15+, never sussed it out Night terrors maybe?
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Mate I had to take a poo poo this morning at the Valley Metro but all the stalls were occupied so I ended up going to McWhirters and its easily the worst toilet I've ever shat in and I lived in West Africa for 3 years.
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The toilets next to the Brunswick st police beat are worse but you deffo chose the second worst public toilets in the city I reckon. I once walked in on a dude pissing gleefully over the floor.
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I still vaguely recall a time peeking into what I'm pretty sure were abandoned toilets in a semi vacant lot somewhere in southern Port Lincoln and the whole thing was covered in gigantic cobwebs, but not sure if that's cheating.
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is that the Dubbo guy? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zDaDqx_ZYaY It is the Dubbo guy! 
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Suburban night clubs? Here's a 1987 ad for the Power House in Ballarat I may or may not know several of the people appearing in this ad https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hcycU_OykSg E: oh god https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cKFZd6HpDoA Snowglobe of Doom fucked around with this message at 14:22 on Jun 9, 2021 |
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loving wish this thread was in cspam so I could chain probe you for posting Genial Jordan without a trigger warning.
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Jordies won a kill team match with Tau, he's got it going on.
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Malcolm Turnbeug posted:The toilets next to the Brunswick st police beat are worse but you deffo chose the second worst public toilets in the city I reckon. I once walked in on a dude pissing gleefully over the floor. They chose me. You walk from the weird abandoned foodcourt (what sort of ethnic cuisine even is this? Thai? Who wants a slice of flan from a foodcourt?) down a blind hallway stacked full of chairs. The entryway to the toilets has no door on it and is unlit. The stall itself looked kicked in and bent, and there was no latch. There was a sharps container that had 5-6 syringes crammed into the top and looks like its never been emptied. Who the gently caress would want to inject anything in that place is beyond me. Everything was covered in "splatter". Also they had one of those lovely toilet roll dispensers that only lets you pull 3-4 pieces at a time as if anyone dropping their guts in that shithole isn't either coming off of heroin or grog or in a state of absolute emergency. No dainty poops are being taken in the McWhirters public toilet.
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I once went to a club in Werribee that had a camera out the front that took a picture of your face and license before you entered It was split into two sections, one that had a thrash metal (? I think? I can't remember) band playing that was average, and another section that was only 90s/2000's bangers and had the best vibe of any club I've ever been in
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Is the show Housos any sort of accurate portrayal of Australian white trash?
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AmbassadorofSodomy posted:Is the show Housos any sort of accurate portrayal of Australian white trash? Murdoch is a better example of Australian white trash.
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Poohs Packin posted:Everything was covered in "splatter". I was once on a cleaning crew that was scrubbing down an abandoned factory complex in Coburg for a new client and the toilets had seen a few decades of hard use and then had a couple of years of dust and bird poo poo caked over the top of that. The men's toilets were pretty bad but the women's toilets were a step beyond that, the entire walls on the cubicles right up to the ceiling were absolutely covered in  thick reddish-brown flecks of what appeared to be chunky dried menstrual blood. It obviously wasn't a quick spur of the moment splattering either, it was in every cubicle and they'd managed to get pretty good coverage of all the walls which must have taken a fair bit of effort. Still, that wasn't as nasty as the toilets down the other end of the complex where some homeless person had been living in there and they'd kept making GBS threads in the toilet even after the water had been turned off and the S-bend got clogged. abigserve posted:I once went to a club in Werribee that had a camera out the front that took a picture of your face and license before you entered That seems to be a standard in rough clubs all over Melbourne, I was catching a tram along Sydney Rd Brunswick one night and I noticed that at one of the bars the bouncers had a little portable booth with a camera to scan faces & ID cards, they had it set up out on the curb where the line to get in started
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That system is pretty widespread in Perth too; love to provide bikies with my full legal name, address and driver's licence number as condition of entry.
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https://imgur.com/lQhdIJo https://twitter.com/AurasBirds/status/1402511665502035971?s=19 abigserve posted:I once went to a club in Werribee that had a camera out the front that took a picture of your face and license before you entered Wham? drunkill fucked around with this message at 04:26 on Jun 10, 2021 |
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