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Aw, I gotta give Field Mousepad a sad pat on the back. I moved from Central Canada to the west coast, and on the second day of my new job I got asked if I knew how to use a "Sawzall" and I had no idea what that was so I said no. The guy who asked called me a useless moron then whipped out a reciprocating saw. I told him if he had said "reciprocating saw" I would have said yes and he said I was an even bigger moron for not knowing that particular bit of slang. Anyway he's dead now
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Paladinus posted:I can see the dude has feelings towards his saw, but I don't really see it reciprocating. You motherfucker.
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Jun 10, 2021 00:10
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Saw zaw, so waw
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Saw for sale, never zawed.
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OwlFancier posted:I'm sorry there is a gental attachment for a sawzall? Tempted to dig up the medical report about the couple who made their own DIY dildo attachment to a reciprocating saw but did not have the presence of mind to take the blade off
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Paladinus posted:I can see the dude has feelings towards his saw, but I don't really see it reciprocating. 
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Jun 10, 2021 00:28
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Erebus posted:AaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAA
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Caedus posted:Aw, I gotta give Field Mousepad a sad pat on the back. I moved from Central Canada to the west coast, and on the second day of my new job I got asked if I knew how to use a "Sawzall" and I had no idea what that was so I said no. The guy who asked called me a useless moron then whipped out a reciprocating saw. I told him if he had said "reciprocating saw" I would have said yes and he said I was an even bigger moron for not knowing that particular bit of slang. I have never heard it pronounced sawzall, it's always been sawz aw here. But like I said we pronounce stuff weird here. Also we're all dead too
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Paladinus posted:I can see the dude has feelings towards his saw, but I don't really see it reciprocating. Lemniscate Blue posted:You motherfucker.
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Field Mousepad posted:I have never heard it pronounced sawzall, it's always been sawz aw here. But like I said we pronounce stuff weird here. Despite the fact that it is obviously grilled.
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Jun 10, 2021 00:37
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OwlFancier posted:I'm sorry there is a gental attachment for a sawzall? https://twitter.com/Foone/status/1264925104175112192?s=19 but apparently sex machine manufacturers stole the sawzall socket as a standard.
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Paladinus posted:I can see the dude has feelings towards his saw, but I don't really see it reciprocating. Lemniscate Blue posted:You motherfucker.
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Jun 10, 2021 01:09
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She saws sea zaws by the seesaw
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Caedus posted:Anyway he's dead now 
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I actually met the "inventor" of the reciprocating saw, the engineer who came up with the idea at Milwaukee tools way back in the 50s. I asked if it's supposed to be pronounced "sawzALL" with really pronounced L sounds or like "sawzaw". He said the right way was more like "sawzaw" I asked if he got annoyed when people referred to other tool brands' saws as Sawzall and he said "some of the guys did, but even then it was a smaw annoyance. We're just thrilled that aww these people use that tool aww the time"
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Jun 10, 2021 01:46
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canyoneer posted:I actually met the "inventor" of the reciprocating saw, the engineer who came up with the idea at Milwaukee tools way back in the 50s. Perfect. Yes. Good.
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Jun 10, 2021 01:53
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canyoneer posted:I actually met the "inventor" of the reciprocating saw, the engineer who came up with the idea at Milwaukee tools way back in the 50s. I could kiss you.
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canyoneer posted:I actually met the "inventor" of the reciprocating saw, the engineer who came up with the idea at Milwaukee tools way back in the 50s. I was right the whole time! Suck it nerds!
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uhs5aIz5zpA From Mom & Dad, 2017 (d. Brian Taylor)
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It saws all. I finally get it!
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Deteriorata posted:"I see," said the blind man, as he picked up his hammer and zaw. Dad?
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as someone with an accent that velarises almost all /l/ sounds it took me a long time to realise why y'all find this funny
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I got my saw zaw at a yard sard
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You see what you made me do? Post a gif from season sixteen. God.
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RoastBeef posted:All of my knowledge about this subject comes from this thread XLR is one of the best connectors you can use for sounding
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I want to chime in late to report that I've never heard anyone say anything other than "saw zaw"
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How does this relate to Zaws in Warframe?
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It’s a saws all because it legit saws all the poo poo.
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canyoneer posted:I actually met the "inventor" of the reciprocating saw, the engineer who came up with the idea at Milwaukee tools way back in the 50s. loving lol
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It's CYOA sub-derail time! Either: 1. Accent chat: several goons come out of the woodwork to declare the bumfuck way their inbred town pronounces Sawzall, as their whole economy is propped up by the pawn shop buying stolen power tools 2. International chat: it's late on the east coast, so British and Australian goons will emerge to say that a sawzall is actually called a "toothy pumper" or "waggle scissor" and how dare you confuse them and force them through the indignation of a google search 3. Linguistics chat: we get a nice lesson about how sawzall can be misheard because a w next to a z makes an impaired glottal fricative vowel flattening hesitation or whatever. Understanding any of these terms' Wikipedia pages automatically grants you an honorary linguistics degree and restores your virginity choose wisely
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2. In Sweden they are "tiger saws". I have no idea why.
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bike tory posted:as someone with an accent that velarises almost all /l/ sounds it took me a long time to realise why y'aww find this funny
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bike tory posted:as someone with an accent that velarises almost all /l/ sounds it took me a long time to realise why y'all find this funny Lmao, say velarise again.
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Phosphine posted:2. In Sweden they are "tiger saws". I have no idea why. 
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Funny moving pictures with audio. This guy regularly puts out really dorky joke songs that are somehow still bangers. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hDAxBAsIbOE https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EHIHl8Rw6W8
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Esran posted:Funny moving pictures with audio. This guy regularly puts out really dorky joke songs that are somehow still bangers. I love this. Thanks!
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Esran posted:Funny moving pictures with audio. This guy regularly puts out really dorky joke songs that are somehow still bangers. Oh! Oh holy poo poo! So THAT'S who Tom Cardy is! There's a podcast called Dragon Friends which is a bunch of very funny Australian comedians playing Dungeons and Dragons, and the recent seasons has Tom Cardy doing live music. I haven't run into any of his stuff outside of the podcast before.
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Tangent: I really appreciate that it has become standard practice for people to put subtitles right into their Tiktoks and song videos and such. It's just become a part of the prevailing style, which everyone can benefit from. And maybe I haven't been looking in the right places but I haven't seen weird chuds raising a big stink about it or how it's "ruining the purity of the art form" for the sake of woke deaf people who just want attention or whatever. Just think how much saw zaw confusion it could have saved if they were even more prevalent
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A life partner is a fragile thing made of flesh and blood and psychological anxiety but a good saw will last you a lifetime.
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